我真不是神人方天和-著

小说简介

youwangluozuojia“fangtianhe”suozhudechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《wozhenbushishenren》，zhujiaoshifangtianhezhuyuanzhang，xiaoshuozhengzailianzaizhong，benwenjuqingjingcaifencheng，feichangbucuo，gengduojingcaizhangjie，jingqingqidai！xiaoshuozhuyaojiangshudeshi：keyishuojibianmeiyoulizichenghehuangtaiji，yehuiyouzhangxianzhongheduoergun；jibianmeiyouchuangjunhehoujin，yehuiyouqitanongminqiyihewaizuruqin。…………

精彩章节

“zheimeishanzainaera？zhenyaokankanzandamingmodaihuangdiziyidedifang！haojihoushizisunyigejingti！”

tingdaohongwudadiyaoqumeishan，zhubiaodengrendunshilengzhule。

tamenziyouzaijinlingzhangda，keshiconglaimeitingguojingshihaiyouyichujiaomeishandedifang。

kanlekansizhoudeshiwei，yeshiyilianmengbi，xianranyebuzhidaomeishanzainali。

guolehaoyihuier，yanwangzhudicaizhanchulaishuodao：“fuhuang，erchendaoshizhidaoyizuomeishan。buguobingbuzaijinling，ershizaierchenjiufandebeiping。”

“噗嗤！”

tingzhudizheimeshuo，qinwangzhushuangzhijiewangbabanzoudu——bie（bie）buzhuxiaole：

“laosi，meishankeshiwodamingmodaihuangdiziyidedifang，ziranshizaijinling。zenmehuipaodaonijiufandebeiping？nishixiangyifanxiangfengleba！”

“duiasige。meishanduanbukenengzaibeiping，yexushijinlingshenmeshangaimingle。”

“meishanmeishan……xiangbizheidifanghemeiyouguan。zanmenjinlingfujinyouchanmeideshanma？”

“fangxiaozi，nibuyaomaiguanzile。zheigemeishandaodizainaer？”

“……”

qitajiweihuangzikaishiqizuibasheditaolunmeishandeweizhi，jiulianzhuyuanzhangyerenbuzhuhaoqidiwendao。

“huibixia，chongzhenziyidemeishanqueshijiuzaiyanwangzhenshoudebeiping。”fangtianheshuodao。

“hushuo！tangtangdamingtianzi，buzuozhenjingshipaolaosidipanerganmaqule？jiushizhuanmenweileshanggediao？”

qianjinzhizizuobuchuitang，genghekuangshiyiguozhijun？

zhuyuanzhangyilianbuyuediyaoleyaotou，juedefangtianhejianzhijiushizaihushuobadao。

“bixia，chongzhendaobushizhuanmenpaodaobeipingqushangdiao，ershidamingweilediyubeiyuanyunieqinraobeifang，chaotingmingbajingshicongjinlingbandaolebeiping。”

“suoyihoushiduidaminghuangdicaiyoule「tianzishouguomen，junwangsisheji」depingjia。”

jiranzhulaobandouwenle，fangtianheyemeizangzheyezhe，gancuiliandamingqiandoudexiaoxiyeshuole。

“原来是这样啊！”

wenyan，taizizhubiaodianlediantou。

shenweidamingdechangwufuhuangdi，taziranzhidaozijilaodieyizhidouyouqiandoudexinsi。

buguofuhuangyizhishifenzhongyierdidexianhewudidekaifeng。

meixiangdaozuihoujuranshisididebeipinghoulaijushang。

真是世事难料。

hetaizizhubiaodepingjingxiangbi，qinwangzhushuanghezhouwangzhusudeyanjingdouhongle。

meixiangdaozijilaodiezhendeqiandoule，haiqiandaolelaosi/sigejiufandebeiping！

sheidouzhidaolaoyezishizuinianqinqingdele。

chaotingruguozhendeqiandoubeiping，neilaoyezikendingbuhuikuidailelaosi/sige，kendinghuijitayidabifengshangzuoweibuchang。

zheifengshangjueduibilaosi/sigejiufanbeipingyaofeideduo！

erqieyifanhoudefengdiyejueduishigehaodifang！

meikanjianlaosi/sigedebiaoqingdoukuaidesedaotianshangqulema？

这能不叫人眼红吗？

都快喷血了好嘛！

“beipingshiyuandadou，naieshouyanyundeyanhouyaosuo。dingdouyuci，jinkegongtuikeshou。”

“genghekuangneilihaiyoumengyuanhuangshidegongdian，banguoqudaoshikeyijieshengyidabikaixiao。”

“dingdoubeipingdaoyebucuo。”

zhuyuanzhangdaoshimeiyouzaiqiandoudewentishangguoyujiujie，ershiniutouxiangfangtianhewendao：“fangxiaozi，neigechongzhenhuangdijiaoshenme？zhenyaokankantashizandedijishizisun。”

tingdaozhuyuanzhangxunwenchongzhendemingzi，taizizhubiaoyeqiaoqiaoshuqileerduo，yiliandejinzhang。

“huibixia，chongzhenhuangdimingjiaozhuyoujian，haoxiangshibixiadeshiyishisun。”fangtianhexiangleyixiashuodao。

“朱由检……”

“「由」？”

“zheibuzaizanjibiaoerzisideershigezilitoua！”

“shisheijizanlaohangaide？！”

zhuyuanzhanglengleyixia，limanuhuozhongshao。

hongwudadijizijimeiyigeerzidouqileershizideshixi，zuoweihoushizisunxianghubianrenduifangchushenhebeifendeyiju。

zuoweizuishoutaqizhongdetaizizhubiao，zhuyuanzhangjideershizideshixishi「yunwenzunzuxun，qinwudajunsheng，shundaoyifengji，shiliangshanyongsheng」。

dancongzheiershigezilijiunengkanchuhongwudadiduitaizideqiwangheqizhong。

keshizheige「you」zigenbenjiubuzaizijijichudeershigezilimian。

绝对有人给改了。

zhuyuanzhangzhijieqidaobaozha！

好你个小王八犊子！

lianlaoziqideziyegangai，guaibudezandedamingwangzainizisishouli！

简直就是欠打！

hongwudadiyebukeqi，zhijieyijiaotizailetaizishenshang。

zhubiaodoubeizijilaodiezheiyijiaojichuaimengle！

zijidaodizaoleshenmeniea？

weishahoushizisundezuiguoyaorangtalaichengdana？

buguozijilaodiexianranqiyuntoule，erqiezijihouyiqueshizuoshibutaididao，lianlaozuzongjidezixidougangai。

suoyizhubiaoyemeiyoutao，ershizhanzaiyuandirenyouzhuyuanzhangdama。

qitasiweihuangzixingzhiangrandizhanzaipangbian，yifukanrenaobuxianshidadebiaoqing。

fuhuangjiaoxundage，zheishifangzaiyiqiantamenkeshilianxiangdoubuganxiang！

自古以来长兄如父。

genghekuangzhubiaobujinshitamendezhangxiong，haishidamingdechujun！

zhuyuanzhangweileweichizhubiaozaididimenxinzhongyixiongyijundexingxiang，yecongbuzaiqitahuangzimianqianxunchitaizibanju。

youshenmeshidoushilianggerensixiachuli。

zhubiaozaijigedidiqianyequeshishiyifuweirenzhangxiongdeyangzi。

bujinduizhuditamenaihuyoujia，jingchangjijigedidiqiuqing；youshihaihuidaitihongwudadijiaoxuntamenjige。

gaodegeerjigejianlezijidageshiyouaiyoujingyoupa。

xianzaikandaoyixiangduanzhuangwenzhongdedagebeibaonulaodiekuangzou，zheikeshibainiannanyudedaguaa！

woyizhengyanjiukanjianfuhuangzaizoudage。

嘿嘿……

zheishierzijinengchuiyibeizi！

fanzhengfuhuangyebuhuidahuaidage。

xianzaibukanrenao，shenmeshihoukanrenao？

zhudidengrenkandexingzhibobo，jiuchabangedengzidashengjiaohaole！

haishifangtianhexinchangruan，kanbuxiaqule，zhanzaiyipangquanjiedao：“bixia，zheishiyeguaibudaotaizishenshang。niganmayaozoutani？”

“doushitazisiredehuo，zanlaohanbuxiulitaxiulishei？”

zhuyuanzhangnuqichongchongdishuodao。

zhubiaozetaiqitou，ganjidikanlefangtianheyiyan。

zhiyouzhudisirenzaixinzhongtanxi。

zheihaoxibachengshikanbuchengle！

fangtianheyaoleyaotou：“bixia，neinikeyuanwangtaizile。zheishierhaizhenhetameiguanxi！”

“nishuoshuo，zanlaozhuzenmeyuanwangtale？”

tingdaofangtianhebutingjitaizihanyuan，zhuyuanzhangzhongyutingxiashou，zhunbeitingtingtajideliyou。

fangtianhekanzhezhuyuanzhang，shifenrenzhendishuodao：

“yinweiweilaijichengdatongdebingbushitaizizisi，ershiyanwangyimai。”

“gaodiudamingjiangshandeyeshiyanwangzisun，hetaizihaowuguanxi。”

“nijiusuanyaozou，yeshiyinggaizouyanwang！”

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