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精彩章节

“caili888wan，yiqianpingbieshu，haiyaojiwodizhaogemotelaopo！”kanzheyanqianshizidakaikoudeyijiaren，

woqidefaxiao。ertamenneigeshengaoyimiwu、yaoweiyeshiyimiwudenver，zhengsisibaozhewoerzidetui，

kuhanzhe“laogong，nibiebuyaowo！”woneishenjiabaiyideerzi，lianshangmanshijingkonghexiane。wozaiyerenbule，

dangzhesuoyourendemian，zhijiebotongle110：“wei？jingchatongzhi，wobeiqiaozhale。”sheinengxiangdao，

shiqinghuifazhandaojintianzheigedibu。erzheiyiqie，douyaocongwoxinxuelaichao，paoqudaxuenvqindangsuguanayishuoqi。

1“popo！wojinindaileninzuiaichideliuliansu！gangchulude，hairehuzheni！

”yigehongliangdenengzhensuibolideshengyinzaiwoerbianzhakai，bansuizheyizhendidongshanyaodejiaobusheng。wotoudoumeitai，

jixuditoudengjizhewanguixueshengdemingzi，lenglengdituchulianggezi：“chuqu。

”lairenzhengshiwomenadongsusheloude“fengyunrenwu”——lijuan。shengaoyimiwu，yaoweiyeshiyimiwu，

zouqilulaihuhushengfeng，xiangyigegaosuxuanzhuandetuoluo。zicongbangeyueqian，

woneigebushengxindeerzikaizhetaneiliangsaobaodebujiadiweilong，

zaiwangaofengshiqichongdaosushelouxiajiwosongdongxihou，wodeshenghuojiuchediluanletao。erzheigelijuan，

jiushiluantaoshenghuolide“fengbaozhongxin”。taxianzaizhengbayiheyouninideliuliansuwangwozhuoshangdui，

feishuodelianshangjichuchanmeidexiaorong，neishuangbeifeiroujichengyitiaofengdeyanjingli，shanshuozhedequanshisuanjihetanlan。

“popo，ninbieshengqima！wozhidaoninxintengwo，pawoluanhuaqian。kezheidoushierxifuxiaojingnindeyipianxinyia！

ninjiushouxiaba！”tayibianshuo，yibianqinredixianglaiwanwodegebo。womengdiyichoushou，

dengjiben“pa”deyishengbeiwoheshang，wotaiqiyan，muguanglengdexiangbing。“lijuantongxue，diyi，

wobushinipopo，woxingwang，nikeyijiaowowangayi。dier，xianzaishisusheguanlishijian，

feibenlourenyuanbuderunei，niduzaizheili，yingxiangqitatongxuele。disan，banidedongxinazou，

wobuxihuanchitiande。”wodeshengyinbuda，danmeiyigezidouqingqingchuchu，suguanzhanlishunjiananjingxialai。

zhouweijigegangxiangcouguolaigenwotaojinhudenvsheng，doushiquditingxialejiaobu，jiaohuanzhekanhaoxideyanshen。

lijuandelianshunjianzhangchenglezhuganse，neixiaorongjiangzailianshang，bikuhainankan。

“popo……nin……ninzenmenengzheimeshuoni？wo……wozheibudoushiweileninhaoma？”taweiqudibiezhezui，

yankuanglishunjianxumanleleishui，fangfowozuoleshenmeshiebushedeshiqing。“jiushiawangayi，

lijuanyeshiyipianhaoxin。”pangbianyigenvshengxiaoshengdibangqiang。“duiaduia，tatiantianniantaozheninni，

shuoyihouyaohaohaoxiaoshunnin。”wolengxiaoyisheng。xiaoshunwo？shixiaoshunwoneigeyuanzhongerzikoudailideqianba！

2wojiaowangxiulan，jinnianwushiersui。henduorendaolezheigenianji，douzaimangzhedaisunzisunnv，

huozhetiaotiaoguangchangwu，xiangshoutuixiushenghuo。erwo，quexuanzelaidaozheisuodaxue，dangyimingpingpingwuqidesuguanayi。

bushiyinweishenghuosuopo，qiaqiaxiangfan，wojiabuqueqian，shenzhikeyishuo，qianduiwolaishuo，zhishiyigeshuzi。

woweiyideerzi，linchen，shiwoyishoulachedade。tabazoudezao，woyigerenhanxinruku，kaiguoxiaofanguan，

baiguoditan，shenmekudouchiguo。haozailinchenzhengqi，congxiaojiucongming，xueximeirang**guoxin。

daxuebiyehouzijichuangye，duanduanjinian，jiubagongsizuochenglexingyeneidelongtouqiye。rujintashenjiabaiyi，

shiwairenyanzhongnianqingyouwei、shafaguoduandelinzong。danzaiwomianqian，

tayongyuanshineigehuigenwosajiao、pawogudandeshaerzi。tabuzhiyicidiquanwo：“ma，ninbieganle，

huijiaxiangfuba！wojininqingshigebagebaomusihouzhe，ninxiangqunalvyou，wolimajininanpai！

”kewojujuele。woxinkuleyibeizi，turanxianxialai，hunshendounanshou。kanzheerzishiyeyoucheng，

wodaxindiliweitajiaoao，dantongshi，woyegandaoleyisisideluomo。tazhangdale，youlezijidetiankong，

buzaishineigeshikexuyaowozhaogudexiaonanhaile。wobuxiangchengweitadeleizhui，

gengbuxiangtiantiandaizaikongdangdangdebieshuli，duizhebaomufadai。zhenghao，zheisuodaxuezhaopinsuguan，baochibaozhu，

meitiangenzheixienianqinghuolidehaizimendaizaiyiqi，wojuedetinghao。yushi，

woshouqilewoneixiemingpaibaobaoheyifu，huanshanglezuiposudeyishang，chengleyimingyuexinsanqiandesuguanwangayi。

weiledidiao，wogenlinchenyuefasanzhang。tameizhoulaikanwoyici，danbixukaitaneiliangzuipodeguochanche，

chuanzhedabanyaoxianggeputongshangbanzu，erqiebixutiaorenshaodeshihoulai，biruwuxiuhuozhexueshengshangkedeshihou。

linchensuiranwunai，danaobuguowo，yizhidouguaiguaizhaozuo。zheiliangnian，wozaizheiliguodehenpingjing。xueshengmenduiwo，

jiushiduiyigeputongsuguanayidetaidu，zunjingzhongdaizheyisishuli，pingdanrushui。

wohenxiangshouzheizhongbubeirendaraodeshenghuo。zhidaobangeyueqian，neigepingjingdexiawu。3neitian，

linchengongsiyougetiandadexiangmuyaoquguowaitan，zoudetebieji。tapawodanxin，

linzouqianfeiyaoguolaigenwodangmiangaobie。jieguo，tayizheji，jiuwangdiaolewomendeyueding。xiawuwudianban，

zhengshixueshengmenxiakehuisushedezuigaofeng。

yiliangheisede、xiantiaoliuchangyoumei、zaiyangguangxiashanzheyouguangdebujiadiweilong，xiangyitouchenmodemengshou，

qiaowushengxidihuadaolewomenzheidongpojiudenvshengsushelouxia。chemendakai，chuanzheyishengaodingxizhuang，

shenzitingba、mianrongyingjundelinchencongcheshangxialai。neiyishunjian，zhenggesusheloudoufeitengle！“**！

neishibujiadiweilongma！wozhizaiwangshangjianguo！”“tianna！zheishinageshenxianxiafanle？yetaishuaileba！

”“ta……tashoushangneikuaibiao，haoxiangshilichademilede**kuan，jibaiwandoumaibudao！

”jianjiaosheng、jingtanshengciqibifu。nvshengmenfenfencongchuanghulitanchutou，nachushoujifengkuangpaizhao。erwo，

dangshizhengzailouxiadexiaohuayuanlijiaohua，kandaozheizhenzhang，wotoupidoumale！zheigechouxiaozi！

linchenchuanguofeitengderenqun，jingzhixiangwozoulai。tazaiwomianqianzhanding，

junlangdelianshangdaizheyisiqianyihejiaoji：“ma，wodequyitangouzhou，yougehenzhongyaodehetongyaoqian，

dagaiyaoquyilianggeyue。wopaninlianxibushangwodanxin，guolaigenninshuoyisheng。”tayibianshuo，

yibianzirandicongkoudailitaochuyizhangheikadijiwo：“ma，zheizhangkaninnazhe，meiyoumima，suibianshua。

zaineibianwokenengjiebudaodianhua，ninyoushijiudajiwodezhulixiaozhang，wogentajiaodaihaole。

”zhouweidekongqifangfodouninggule。suoyourendemuguang，douxiangtanzhaodengyiyangjujiaozaiwoshenshang。neixiemuguangli，

youzhenjing、youcuoe、youxianmu、youjidu……fuzadexiangyituanluanma。wonengganjuedao，wodelianzaifashao。

woyibajiangtatuikai，yadishengyinhoudao：“zhidaolezhidaole！niganjinzou！kaizheimegepochelaixianbaishenme！

buzhidaodehaiyiweishoupolandelaile！”linchenbeiwohoudeyileng，suijimingbaiguolai，molemobizi，

weiqubabadishuo：“ma，zheibushizhejima……neiwozoule，ninzijibaozhongshenti。

”tayibusanhuitoudishangleche，neiliang“poche”fachuyishengdichendepaoxiao，juechenerqu。

liuxiayidijingdiaodexiaba，hewoyigexiangyuandiqushidesuguanayi。4congneitianqi，yiqiedoubianle。

wozaiyebushineigepingpingwuqidewangayile。

wochengle“yinzangdefupo”、“bazongdeqinma”、“tongwanghaomendeyaochi”。zaoshang，wohaimeiqichuang，

menkoujiuduimanlegezhongaixinzaocan。“wangayi，zheishiwoqinshouzuodesanmingzhi，teyimeifangshalajiang，jiankang！

”“wangayi，zheishiwocongjialidailaidetujidan，jininbubushenzi！”“wangayi，zheishijinkouniunai，

ninchangchang！”zhongwu，wogangxiangqushitangdafan，likejiuyourenbareqitengtengdesicaiyitangsongdaowomianqian。wanshang，

wozuozaisuguanzhanli，shenbianyongyuanweizheyiqunjijizhazhadenvsheng。“ayi，ninpifuzhenhao，

pingshidouyongshenmehufupinya？”“ayi，ninerziduodale？younvpengyouma？”“ayi，

ninxihuanshenmeyangdeerxifuya？wozheiyangdeninkanxingma？”tamendereqing，xiangchaoshuiyiyangjiangwoyanmei，

rangwochuanbuguoqilai。womingquedijujuelewushuci，gaosutamen，woerziyouzijidexiangfa，

wobuhuiganshetadeganqingshenghuo。danmeirenting。tamenzhijuedewoshizaikaoyantamen。yushi，

tamendereqinggengjiagaozhangle。erlijuan，jiushizaizheigu“haomenerxizhengduozhan”zhong，shachudeyipiheima。bu，

zhunquedishuo，shiyitouhengchongzhizhuangdexiniu。biedenvshenghaizhishipangqiaoceji、quxianjiuguo，

tazhijiejiujizijianshangle“zhunerxi”deshenfen。neitian，tadiyicichuxianzaiwomianqian，

shoulitizheyidaizilanpingguo，lianshangduizheyounidexiao。“popo！tingshuoninxihuanchishuiguo，woteyijininmaide！

”wokanzheneidaizimingxianshidazhechulidepingguo，zhoulezhoumei：“wobushinipopo。”tahaobuzaiyi，

ziguzidibapingguofangzaizhuoshang，ranhouyi**zuozaiwopangbian，kaishitaotaobujue。“poponinfangxin，

wogenlinchenshizhenxinxiangaide！”“suiranwomenhaimeijianguomian，danwoxiangxinwomenyidinghuiyijianzhongqing！

”“ninkanwo，zhangdeduowangfua！”“yihouwojiaguoqu，baozhengjinimenlaolinjiashenggedapangxiaozi！

”wobeitade**hezixinzhenjingdeshuobuchuhualai。5tajianwobushuohua，yiweiwomorenle，gengjialaijingle。

“popo，yihouninjiushiwoqinma！nindeyifuwolaixi，nindefanwolaizuo，

wobaozhengbaninsihoudeshushufufude！”woshenxiyikouqi，gaosuziji，yaolengjing，

buyaogenshenjingbingyibanjianshi。“lijuantongxue，qingnilikai，buyaoyingxiangwogongzuo。”taquexiangmeitingjianyiyang，

kaishibangwo“weichizhixu”。yigezhangxiangqingxiudenvshengduanzheyibeigangpaohaodejuhuachazouguolai，

qieshengshengdishuo：“wangayi，kanninyoudianshanghuo，hebeichajiangjianghuoba。”haimeidengwokaikou，

lijuan“cheng”diyixiazhanleqilai，xiangyiduqiangyiyangdangzaineigenvshengmianqian。“ganshenmenini！xianshenmeyinqin！

meikandaowopopozhengmangzhema？ganjinzouganjinzou！biezaizheieraiyan！”neigenvshengbeitaheleyitiao，

lianzhangdetonghong，weiqudikanwoyiyan，fangxiachabei，paole。lijuandeyiyangyangdizuoxia，

yaogongsideduiwoshuo：“poponinkan，zheixiehulijingdoubeiwoganpaole！ninfangxin，youwozaizheier，

sheiyebiexianggouyinwolaogong！”wotaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。laogong？talianwoerzimiandoumeijianguo，

jiu“laogong”doujiaoshangle？zheilianpi，shinachengqiangdeguaijiaozuodema？congneitianqi，

lijuanjiuchenglewode“tieshenbaobiao”。tameitiansandunfandianzhunshichuxianzaisuguanzhan，

duiwo“popozhang、popoduan”dijiaozhe，yinqinderangrenfazhi。dantasuoweide“xiaojing”，

yongyuandoushixielianjiade、shenzhishibuhuaihaoyidedongxi。biru，kuaiguoqidesuannai，nianlebajideshuiguo，

haiyouyici，tajingrannalaiyijiantachuanguode、daizheyiguhanchouweidejiutxu，shuoshi“mingpai”，

songjiwodangshuiyi。wodangchangjiujirengjinlelajitong。tayebushengqi，fanerxiaoxixidishuo：“poponinzhenjiangjiu，

buxihuanzheigekuanshia？meishi，dengwogenlinchenjiehunle，worangtajininmaiyijuzideaimashi！

”wochediwuyule。gengrangwotoutengdeshi，tazhendeyiwoerxifudeshenfenziju，

ganzoulesuoyoushitujiejinwodenvsheng。tadezhandoulijiqiang，chazheyao，tingzhetaneishuitongyiyangdeshencai，

tuomohengfei，zhizherenbizijiunengmashangbangexiaoshibudaizhongyangde。jiuerjiuzhi，neixienvshengmenyepaleta，

zaiyebuganwangwogenqiancoule。wodesuguanzhan，zongsuanshiqingjingle。dandaijiashi，

woshenbianduoleyigeshuaibudiaode“tuoluo”。wobushimeixiangguobanfa。wozhaoguotamendefudaoyuan，

fudaoyuanbalijuanjiaoqutanhua，jieguolijuankudejingtiandongdi，shuowozheige“epopo”xianpinaifu，kanbuqita，

yaobangdayuanyang。fudaoyuanbeitagaodeyigetoulianggeda，zuihouzhinengbulelezhi。woyexiangguozhijiecizhi，

yizoulezhi。danyoujuede，wopingshenmeyaoyinweiyigeshenjingbing，jiufangqiwohaoburongyizhaodaodelequ？woduole，

bujiuxiandewoxinxulema？wojuedinggentahaoxiaqu。wodaoyaokankan，taneng**daoshenmedibu。

6linchenchuguoyigeduoyuehou，zhongyuhuilaile。tahuilaidediyijianshi，jiushilaikanwo。neitiantagangxiafeiji，

shichadoumeidao，lianjiadoumeihui，jiuzhijiekaichelailexuexiao。tajiwodadianhuadeshihou，

wozhengzaisuguanzhanlibeilijuanfandebuxing。lijuanzhengtuomohengfeidigenwoguihuazhetahelinchendehunli。“popo，

wojuedehunlijiuzaimaerdaifubanba！duolangmana！hunshawoyaoverawangde，

zuanjiebixushishikelayishangdegezidan！duile，cailima，woyebuduoyao，jiubabaibashibawan，tugejili！

”wotingdenaorenteng，fuyandi“ngngaa”diyingzhe。jiuzaizheishi，wodeshoujixiangle。shilinchen。“ma，

wodaolouxiale。”woxinliyixi，chouxiaozizongsuanhuilaile！wozhengyaoqishen，lijuandeerduobigouhailing，

yixiazicouleguolai。“shilinchendalaidema？popo！shibushiwolaogonghuilaile？”tajidongdimanlianfangguang，

feiroudouzaizhandou。woxinligedengyixia，andaobuhao。wodengletayiyan：“bushi！nibiehushuo！”shuowan，

wozhuaqiwaitaojiuwangwaizou。“poponinqunaera！nindengdengwoa！”lijuanzaihoumiandahan。wotouyebuhui，

jiakuailejiaobu。wobixuzailijuanfaxianlinchenzhiqian，batanongzou！wochongchusushelou，yiyanjiukandaolelinchen。

tachuanzheyijianjiandandebaisetxuhexiuxianku，kaozaitaneiliangdidiaodeguochancheshang，shenzitingba，

xiyangdeyuhuisazaitashenshang，dushangleyicengjinsedeguangyun。jishichuanzheruciputong，yenanyantachuzhongdeqizhi。

kandaowo，talikezhanzhileshenti，lianshangluchuyigedadadexiaorong：“ma！”wokuaibuzouguoqu，

yibianzouyibianjingtidihuitoukan。haihao，lijuanmeigenshanglai。“nizheichouxiaozi！huilaizenmebutiqianshuoyisheng！

hewoyitiao！”womeihaoqidipailetayixia。“xiangjiningejingxima！”linchenxipixiaoliandilazhuwodeshou，

“ma，wohaoxiangnia！nishoule！”“shoulecaihao，buxiangmouxieren，pangdegenqiuyiyang。

”woyiyousuozhidishuodao。linchenyileng：“mouxieren？sheia？”“meishenme。”woganjinzhuanyihuati，

“nigangxiafeiji，leibulei？ganjinhuijiaxiuxiqu。”“buleibulei，kandaoninwojiubuleile。

”linchencongchelinachuyigejingzhidelipinhe，“ma，jinindaideliwu。”wohaimeilaidejijie，

yigejingtiandongdideshengyinjiuzaiwomenshenhouzhaxiang。“lao——gong——！”wohunshenyijiang。linchenyeheleyitiao，

mengdihuitou。zhijianlijuanxiangyiliangshikongdetanke，maizhetaneiliangtiaocuzhuangdetui，huxiaozhexiangwomenchonglai。

talianshangdaizheyizhongguiyide、kuangxidebiaoqing，zhangkaishuangbei，mubiaomingque——woerzilinchen。“laogong！

wokesuanjiandaonile！wohaoxiangnia！”linchendeyanjingshunjiandengdexiangtongling，lianshangxiemanlejingkonghemihuo。

tayanzhengzhengdikanzheyigejudadeqiutiyibukezudangzhishixiangtapulai，bennengdixiangpangbianyishan。“peng！

”lijuanpulegekong，judadeguanxingrangtashoubuzhujiao，yitouzhuangzailechemenshang，fachuleyishengjuxiang。

cheshendougenzhehuanglesanhuang。wohelinchendoujingdaile。zhouweiluguodexueshengyedoutingxialejiaobu，

mudengkoudaidikanzhezheiyimu。lijuanwuzhebeizhuanghongdeetou，congdishangpaqilai，lianshangmeiyousihaoganga，

fanershiyiliandeweiquhejiaochen。“laogong！nizenmeduokaia！ninongtengwole！”taduozhejiao，

neishengyindiadewoqileyishenjipigeda。linchendebiaoqingyijingcongjingkongbianchenglexiane，

taxiayishidiwangwoshenhouduoleduo，yadishengyinwenwo：“ma，zhei……zheishisheia？nixinqingdeqingjiegong？

zenmejingshenbutaizhengchangdeyangzi？”wohaimeilaidejihuida，lijuanyijingyouyicichongleshanglai，

zheicitaxuecongmingle，yibazhuazhulelinchendegebo。tadeliqidadejingren，linchenyigeyimibajidedananren，

jingranbeitazhuaideyigelieju。“laogong！nibiezhuangle！wozhidaonihaixiu！meiguanxi，

woshinideqinqinbaobeixiaojuanjuana！”tayibianshuo，yibianhaixiangwanglinchenshenshangceng。linchendeliandoulvle，

taxiangbeishenmezangdongxipengdaoleyiyang，pinmingdixiangshuaikailijuandeshou。“nisheiani！fangkaiwo！shenjingbinga！

”“laogongnizenmenengzheimeshuowoni？wohaoshangxina！”lijuandeyanleishuolaijiulai，

doudadeleizhushunzhetafeishuodelianjiagunluo，“shibushiwopopogennishuoshenmele？popotajiushixianwojialiqiong，

butongyiwomenzaiyiqi！laogong，nikebunengbuyaowoa！”tayibiankuhao，

yibiansisidibaozhelinchendegebobufang。zhouweideyilunshengyuelaiyueda。“tianna，

yuanlailijuanzhendezaigenwangayideerzitanlianaia？”“kanzheiqingkuang，haoxiangshinanfangxiangfenshou，nvfangbutongyi？

”“haomenenyuana！tai**le！”wokanzhewoerzineizhangshuaiqidelianyinweixianehefennuerniuqu，

kanzhetabeiyigefengnvrenxiangbazhuayuyiyangchanzhe，

zaikanzhezhouweineixiekanrenaobuxianshidadexuesheng……woxinlidehuo，“cheng”diyixiajiumaoleqilai。

wozhenshishougoule！7“goule！”wodaheyisheng，shengyinlichongmanleyayiyijiudenuhuo。

suoyourendoubeiwoheleyitiao，baokuozhengzaikutianqiangdidelijuan。wozoushangqian，yibazhuazhulijuandeshouwan，

yonglixiangwaiyibai。lijuanchitong，“a”diyishengcanjiao，songkailelinchen。woshunshijianglinchenladaowoshenhou，

xiangyitouhuzaidemushi，sisididingzhelijuan。“lijuan！wozuihoujinggaoniyici！liwoerziyuanyidian！

womenjiagennimeiyoubandianguanxi！niyaoshizaiganhushuobadao，saoraowomen，bieguaiwoduinibukeqi！