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wojiantashixiaohaizi，youshidawanshangde，pahedaota，bianxiayishidirouzheshenghetashuohua。
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wodunshihoubeiyiliang，toupifama，shuangjiaowanruguanqianyibandingzaiyuandi。
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ruguoyou，yeqiuqiuguijiejiefangguowoba，wosuxiaowenheniwuchouwuyuan，pingshimeizuoguoshenmeeshi，wo，woyixiabanlimajinishaozhiqian！
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“jiejie，niyaoxiaoxine，tadingshangnile！”
he，xiaopohai，youxianghewo！
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“yitiantiandejiuzhidaohushuobadao，luanpao，haiganbuganluanpaole？”
我淡定无比的看着。
揍吧。
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我瞬间全身僵硬。
made，buhuizhendeyouguiba？
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woganggangbujiushizaiheneixionghaizidemashuohuama？
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轰！
youshenmedongxizaiwodetoushangzhakai，wojiqiedezhuantoufouren：“zenmekenengziyanziyu，woganggangshiheyigenvrenshuohua，tashixiaonvhaidemama……”
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