《wozhendezhixiangtuihuna》shiyiburangrenchenmidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youfeiqieziqiaomiaogousi。gushizhongdezhujiaozhangruoyuhanjiangxuejinglileyilianchuanjingxiancijidemaoxian，yuxieeshilidouzhidouyong。xiaoshuoyiqijinzhangcijideqingjieheshengdongbizhendemiaoxieyingdeleduzhemendehecai。hanshixiaoyeyishidaozijiqingxuyoudianshikong，zhuguanyixiangkenengshizuowanneijibazhangbanaozijiganshale，tuchukouzhuoqidao：“wodequenabudaopiao，……。
hunandejiejiao，haohaodangdangdebeimangjunmeilai。
laide，zhiyouyiliangzhanmannishuidehongsejichengche。
degemamalielieshoulechefei，bacheshangsanmingyizhelaotudechengkehongxiache，yijiaoyoumenchongchuqu，jianqidenishuibuzhishiyouyihaishiwuyi，salesanrenyishen。
keneisanmingchengkequewudongyuzhong，zhishiyicipaikai，zhanzailoudaokou。
“wuqianbeimangjingruini？”hanshixiaoqiamieshouzhongdexiangyan，lengkuwendao。“beimangshaoshuailongfeini？”
suiranzaojiuzhidaozhangruoyuzaichuiniu，kemouyishunjian，hanshixiaoxiwangzhangruoyumeichuiniu。
huaxiananer，sheibuyangmubeimangjun？sheibuxiangjianyijianbeimangshaoshuailongfei？
那可是活着的传奇。
danqiaolouxianeisangewaigualiezao，sheixianglongfei？zhangdehaiburuzhangruoyu！
“datoudeneige，jiushibeimangshaoshuailongfei。”zhangruoyuzhilezhilouxianeigeshengaobuzuyimiqidexiaogezi。
“niqueding？”hanshixiaoyanzhongshanguoliqi。
doudaozheifenshangle，zheixiaozihaiyaosahuang？
“dangran，wohetarenshishinianzhijiu，huachenghuiwodoubuhuirencuo！”zhangruoyutiaomeidao。“tasuirangebugao，chuanxiecaimianqiangyimiqi，danzaibeimangjun，tadezonghezhanlijinciyubeimangzhihunzhangxiangbei，shidangzhiwukuideerhaorenwu。”
zhangruoyuwushilehanshixiaoneijijiangbaozoudebiaoqing，rushujiazhendao：“shuoqilai，longfeizaibeimanghaiyouyigetebiefuhetashenfendiweidehuaming。”
yebuguanhanshixiaoganbuganxingqu，zhangruoyutuokouerchu：“aizijiangjun。”
hanshixiaodelianseyinchenzhiji，ganjuezhishangbeiwurule。
jiuzaitazhunbeixialingranglouxianeibangmoquancazhangdexiaodishangloushi，zhangruoyuquedashouyihui，shuodao：“zou！xialoubangniyinjianyixiazheijiweibeimangchuanqi，yejiuniyunqihaozhanlewodeguang，gezaipingshi，nikemeizigehetamendazhaohu。”
hanshixiaochiyilexia，genzhezhangruoyuxialou。
xiaquyefangbianbanshi，miandedaraolehanjiangxuedeqingjing。
“阿飞！”
gangzouchuloudao，zhangruoyudabushangqian：“gangcainidefujiangbushidadianhualaishuobeimangwuqianjingruiquanyaolaihewoxijiuma？zenmejiunimenlaile？renni？”
zheihuakansitihanshixiaowende，kehanshixiaoquelengyanpangguan，xinshangzhangruoyuzhuoliedeyanji。
“wuqianrenquanlai，dongjingtaidale，binhaigaocenghuizuobuzhu。”xiaogezizaihuidazhangruoyudeshihou，kanqilaihenjinzhang，lianshentidouyouxiefazhan…
keyanjing，queyishunbushundidingzhezhangruoyu，fangfopatapingkongxiaoshi，buyierfei。
“xiaohan，tingjianlema？”zhangruoyusaoleyanhanshixiao，piezuidao。“longjiangjunshiweizanmenbinhaizhexiang，renzhenyaoquanlaile，meizhunshiqujiaotongjiutanle。”
hanshixiaowenyan，queshuangshouchadou，yinzhelianzoushangqian。
tashengaoyimibaer，jugaolinxiadifukanxiaogezi：“nizhidaojiamaojunrenzenmepanma？”
“nishuoshenme？”xiaogeziweiweitaimou，neiqiheidemouzi，fangfoyunhanshiwanfugaoyadian，jingshikandehanshixiaoxinshenmengdiyizhan。
kehanshixiaodaodibushixunchangren，tatingqitou，bagaosangyin，kengqiangyoulidizhiwen：“woshuo！**zhidaojiamaominzuyingxiongyaopanjinian！？”
huayingangluo，neijishimingxizhuang**xiongsheneshayongguolai，jiangsanrenweideshuixiebutong！
chaneijian，qifenjianbanuzhang。
xiaogezitaiqitou，suirangeziai，kehunshenneigudangdeqichang，queqingyiniansuilehanshixiaoyichutiwaideliqi。
“womeiyoujiamao。”xiaogezibochunweizhang，yiziyidundao。“wojiaolongfei。”
“nishilongfei，laozijiushilongfeitadie！”
hanshixiaohuagangshuowan，zuzuaitabantoudelongfeitaishoujiushiyibazhang。
jinguanhanshixiaoxunsutaibeigedang，keneiyibazhangshidalichen，liandaihanshixiaodeshoubei，henhenchouzaitadelianshang！
啪！
hanshixiaoliangqiangshubu，zhijuemanlian**，yanmaojinxing。
zheiyijierguangxiaqu，xianchangchedizhale，yizhonggenbanrangrangzheyaofeilezheigebuzhitiangaodihoudesiaizi。
touyoudianyundehanshixiaotuchukouxueshui，chelechelingkoudelingdai，xiesidilidipaoxiao：“jinwanjiusuanneiwuqianbeimangjunzhenlaile，laoziyeyaonongsinimen！”
shuohuajian，neiqungenbanrumenghuxiashan，chongxianglongfeisanren。
“大舅哥，冷静！”
zhangruoyulianmanglanzhuqingxushikongdehanshixiao，chongdangheshilao：“qianwanbiechongdong，fouzehouguobukanshexiang！”
hanshixiaomanlianzhengning：“zenmegebukanshexiang？”
“tamenhuidasinide！”zhangruoyukukoupoxindao，kanqilaihaoxiangzhendehendanxindajiugedeanwei。
hanshixiaonuhuotaotian，chedishiqulizhi：“dongshou！”
shushimingxunlianyousudexizhuang**yiyongershang，gangyaodongshou，longfeiqueyichangchenwendibachuyibaqiang，sisidingzailehanshixiaodenaomenshang。
“你动一个试试？”
qiangkouqiheirushenyuan，mimanchunongnongshayi。
laodabeirennaqiangzhizhe，neiqunxiongsheneshadegenbanchedinianle。
“niyibaqiangyoujikezidan？”hanshixiaosihaobuju，shenzhinaodaifali，sisidingzhuangzheqiangkou，yanshenxionghendao。“ninengshaguangwomensuoyouren？”
tuchukouxueshui，zongranbeiqiangzhizhenaodai，ruyeshoubangongzheyaodehanshixiaoyishengdihou：“nongsitamen！”
neibangwangmingtugenbanchedibeihanshixiaoganranle，yigegeyanjingchongxue，youruxiongshou。
longfeizhoumei，piqishunjianshanglaile！
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zheitingqilaishihehuhanshixiao，shizeshizaijinggaolongfei：biezaidawodajiugele，yihouhaidechu！
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yanxiazheixinghandejiyanle，yaogenzijiwanming，zongbunengzhenyiqiangbengletaba？
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jiuzaisuoyourendouyiweilongfeiyaoqiangshahanshixiao，niangchengcananshi，tahuranbaqiangrengjishenhoudefujiang，sangyinxionghuncangjingdihedao：“beimangjun，chulie！”
轰隆隆隆！
chaneijian，fangfojiqiantaituitujitongshiyunzuo，didongshanyao。
yipianqiheidechaiqianquyourubaizhou，wushuqiangguangdengzhaosheguolai。
baiguangbeihou，songlizheyidaodaoyourugangtiebanweiedeshenqu！
wuqianmingbeimangjingruizhongdejingrui，zhangxiangbeidixizhongdedixi，zouchuheian，shenbingtianjiang！
tamenshiguozhiliren，shizheigeminzudeshouhushen。
tamenmingyanghaiwai，shiquanqiuzuiqiangluzhanjuntuan！
tamenxiangshaoshuaile，xiangjianyimian。
napashaoshuaiyouling，biebadongjinggaoda，tamenyexiangzangyuheian，zuoyicizhenzhengdegaobie。
danhanshixiao，yingshengshengbazheiwuqianbeimangjunbilechulai！
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