我在封神以医入道萝莉的胖大叔-著

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《wozaifengshenyiyirudao》shixiaobianzuijinrukengdeyibujiazuo，wenlishejidaodeguanjianrenwufenbiewei wangdapengfeizhong，zuozhe“luolidepangdashu”shihenduowangyouxihuandedashenjibiezuozhe，dadachuangzuodeneirongzhidexixipindu：“taishi……taishijiuminga……”yigexuruozhongdaizhekuqiangdeshengyinyouyuanjijin。shufangmenbeituikai，zhijianfeizhongheyouhunliangren，beilianggewenfuqinbingjihushijiazhetuo……

精彩章节

“dianguangpilizhuihunduomingzhen？！”feizhongheyouhunhedetongshiyiduosuo！guangshitingzheimingzijiurangrentoupifama！zailianxiangdaozuotianzaitingtaoxuanneishengburusidejingli……liangrentuiduzidoukaishizhuanjinle！

“shen……shenyi……xiaguan……xiaguanjuede……haoxiang……haoxianghaodianle？”feizhongwuzhexiongkoudeshouqiaoqiaofanglexialai，lahuangdelianseyenulixianghuifuzhengchang。

“duiduidui！shenyi！wozheiduzi……haoxiang……haoxiangqishunle！butengle！zhenbutengle！”youhunyeganjincongdishangpaqilai，paidazhe**shangdehui，yilian“jiehouyusheng”deqingxing。

“ei！neikebuxing！”wangdapengbanqilian，yizhengciyan，“huijijiyi，naishidaji！erweidarenweigaoquanzhong，shenxishejianwei，qinengrucierxi？wanyizhei‘bingzao’zhishizanshizhefu，rihoubaofachulai，weijixingming，xiaoziqibushikuiduidawangxinren，kuiduierweidarendetuofu？”tateyiqiangdiaole“dawangxinren”he“tuofu”，haipailepaiyaojiandehushenjinpai。

feizhongheyouhundelianshunjiankualexialai，rutongchilehuanglian。buqu？neijiushibujishenyimianzi，gengkenengbeikoushang“buzunyizhu”、“xinhuaiguitai”demaozi！qu？xiangxiangnei“dianguangpilizhuihunduomingzhen”……liangrenganjuekudangdouyoudianfachao。

zuizhong，duiwangdapeng“xiongwei”he“shengjuan”dekongju，yijiduineimianhushenjinpaidetanlan（wanyinengmodaoni？），yadaoletamendui“tijian”dekongju。

“nei……neijiuyoulaoshenyile……”feizhongkusangzhelian。

“shen……shenyinin……ninxiashouqingdian……”youhundeshengyindaizhekuqiang。

yushi，chaogechengchuxianleguiyideyimu：xinjinhongren、shouchidawanghushenjinpaidewangshenyi，beizheshou，youzaiyouzaidizouzaiqianmian。shenhougenzheliangweidangchao“zhongchen”——feizhongwuzhebingbutengdexiongkou，yibusanhuang，rutongqixunlaoweng；youhunwuzhebingbutengdeduzi，ziyaliezui，zouluzishibieniudexiangzhipangxie。liangrendailaidejiadingmianmianxiangqu，taizheliangdingkongjiaozi，genzaizuihoumian，changmianhuajizhiji。yantubaixingzhizhidiandian，yilunfenfen，henkuai，“feidafuyouguanshideleguaibing，beiwangshenyidangjieyazou”dexiaoxijiuchuanbianlebangechaoge。

huidaochengxiangfuxikuayuande“zhenliaojingshi”，wangdapengrangazhubamenguanhao，lianshangluchule“heaikeqin”dexiaorong。

“erweidaren，qingkuanyiba。”

“kuan……kuanyi？”feizhongheyouhunkanzhezheijiansuiranjianlouqueyichangzhengjie、kongqizhonghaipiaozheshihuishuiheliejiuweidaodewuzi，zaikankanwangdapengdakaideneigehanguangshanshandeqingtongqixiebao，yijitashouzhongneigenteyidamodegengjiazengliang、zaizhuguangxiafanshezhebinglengguangmangdeqingtongzhangzhen，tuiduziyoukaishichoujinle。

“dui，tijianma，ziranyaotanchengxiangjian。”wangdapengnaqiyigeyongzhutongheniupijinzizhide、jianlouwubide“tingzhenqi”（qishijiushigekuoyintong），yibenzhengjingdizoudaofeizhongmianqian，“lai，feidaren，xiantingtingninzhei‘xinjiaotong’dexinyin。”

tajiangzhutongyiduananzaifeizhongxinkou（weizhijingzhundiyazaineituanwuhuizhiqizuihuoyuededianshang），lingyiduancoudaozijierbian，shayoujieshiditingzhe。feizhongjinzhangdexinzangkuangtiao，dongdongdongdeshengyinqingxidicongzhutongchuanruwangdapengerzhong。

“ng……”wangdapengmeitoujinsuo，biaoqingningzhong，“xinyin……zaluanwuzhang！rujingetiema，yousiyuanguikuhao！feidaren，ninzheixinli……zhuangdeshibushaoa？yuanqi、liqi、tanyujiaozhi，nanguaihuiteng！zheibingzao……henshena！”tayibianshuo，yibianyongneigenbinglengdeqingtongzhen，zaifeizhongxinkoufujinxuxubihuazhe，zhenjianfanshedehanguanghuangdefeizhongyanhualiaoluan，lenghanzhiliu。

“shen……shenyi……nei……neizenmeban？”feizhongshengyindoubianlediao。

“buji，”wangdapengfangxia“tingzhenqi”，naqiyibaxiaoqiaodeqingtongchi，“lai，feidaren，zhanzhile，liangliangshengao。xiaoziguanninqise，sihu……ng，shenlianglveyoubuzu？kongshixiantianshenqiyoukui，yingxianglegugefayu？xiaoziyouyimifa，mingyue‘qiankunyiqibaguzenggaoshu’，huokezhuninzaizhangsancun！jiushiguocheng……shaoweiyoudian**，xuyaojinzhencixue，fuyidaliqianyin……”

“ba……baguzenggao？！”feizhongkanzhewangdapengshouzhongneibaxiaochizi，younaobuleyixia“daliqianyin”dehuamian，yanqianyihei，chadianyunguoqu！“bu……buyongle！shenyi！xiaguanjuede……xianzaizheishengao……tinghao！tinghao！henfuheweiguanweiyi！”

“e？neikexile。”wangdapengyilianyihan，zhuanxiangyijinghedekuaisuochengyituandeyouhun，“youdaren，gaininle。ninzhei‘changdajie’……haiyounei‘qilubutong’dewenti……lai，padaotaizishang，kuzitunxialai，rangxiaozijininzixijianchayixia……ng，houmenfujinde‘bingzao’！”

“hou……houmen？！”youhunrutongbeicaileweibademao，mengdiwuzhu**，lianshunjianlvle！“shen……shenyi！buyong！zhenbuyong！wo……wohaole！quanhaole！gangcaichumenbeifengyichui，qiquanshunle！changziyelvzhile！ninkan！wonengbengnengtiao！”shuozhe，tazhenjiuzaiyuandibengdaleliangxia，jieguodongzuotaida，youyigexiangpibushoukongzhidibenglechulai！

“噗——！”

shengyinzaianjingdezhenliaoshiligewaixiangliang。

wangdapengheazhutongshiniezhulebizi。wangdapengyilianyansudiyaotou：“youdaren，ninkan，zheiqishitongle，danxiedetaikuai，zhongqibuzua！erqieninzhei‘bingzao’deweizhi……henmingan，bujianchaqingchu，wanyiehuacheng‘gangyong’、‘changyong’，neikeshiyaokaitangpodude！lai，biehaixiu，yizhefumuxin，zaiyishengyanlimeiyounannv……e，meiyouqianhouzhifen！azhu，bangyoudarenyiba！”

“haoleixiansheng！”azhuzaojiubiezhexiao，cikeluqixiuzi，yilian“ningxiao”dichaoyouhunzouqu。

“buyaoa！shenyiraoming！zuzongraoming！wozhao！woquanzhao！”youhunhedehunfeiposan，putongyishengguidaozaidi，bitiyanleiqiliu，“womeibing！wojiushi……jiushikannindeledawangjinpai，xiang……xiangbajienin！shunbian……shunbiankankannengbuneng……zhanyangyixianeibaobei……wocuole！wozaiyebuganzhuangbingle！ninraolewoba！wojininketoule！”shuozhe，dongdongdongdikeqitoulai。

feizhongyikanyouhunquanzhaole，yebengbuzhule，tuiyiruangenzheguixia：“shenyi！xiaguan……xiaguanyeshizhuyoumenglexin！xianggennintaojinhu……zhanyangshengwu……xinkoutengshijiade！modejianghuangfen！nindarenyoudaliang！bawomendanggepifangleba！”tayegenzheketourudaosuan。

zhenliaoshilidunshichongmanlekuhaoheketousheng，changmianyidushifen“ganren”。

wangdapengkanzhedishangzheiduiketouchong，youhaoqiyouhaoxiao。tamantiaosilidishouqiqingtongzhen，zuohuiyizishang，qiaoqierlangtui。

“e？meibing？zhuangbing？haixiang‘zhanyang’dawangdehushenjinpai？”tashengyinlenglexialai，“erweidaren，nimenkezhi，qimanyizhe，langfeiyiliaoziyuan，shihedengzuiguo？youqishizaidawangganggangbiaozhanglexiaozi‘miaoshourenxin’zhihou？nimenzheishi……dadawangdeliana！”

“bugan！buganashenyi！”feizhongyouhunhedehunfeiposan，ketougengxiangle。

“nianzainimenchufan，you‘bing’deruci‘chengken’……”wangdapenghuafengyizhuan，yanzhongshanguoyisijiaoxia，“sizuikemian，huozuinantao！zheiyangba，xiaozizuijinyanzhileyipixinyao，zhenghaoquerenshiyao。erweidaren‘youguoyoumin’，jilaochengji（suiranshizhuangde），tineixuhuowangsheng，zhuoqiyuji，zhengshihefuyongciyao，qingchangpaidu，xiehuoquyu！”

tashiyiazhucongpangbiandeyaojuli（gangbuzhihao）quchulianggecucaodetaoguan，dakaigaizi，yigunongliecibi、hunhezhedahuang、fanxieye、badoudengqianglixieyaodeweidaoshunjianmimankailai！limianshiheihuhu、zhanchoudegaozhuangwu。

“cinaixiaozimizhi‘jianweixiaoshi、paiduyangyan、yannianyishoupiliwudidabugao’！”wangdapenglianbuhongxinbutiaodihuzhou，“meirenyiguan，xianzaijiuchi！chiwanguanchabangeshichen，ruowubuliangfanying，biankelikai！fangxin，ciyaosuimeng，danjueduichibusiren，zuiduo……yejiushiduopaojitangmaofang，qingqingchangweilide‘zhuoqi’he‘tannian’！”

kanzheneiliangguansanfazhebuxiangqixide“dabugao”，feizhongheyouhundelianchedilvle！zheiwanyierchixiaqu……houguobukanshexiang！

“shen……shenyi……zhei……”feizhonghaixiangzhengzha。

“ng？”wangdapengnaqineigenzengliangdeqingtongzhen，zaizhijianlingqiaodizhuanlegequan，hanguangshanshan。

“wochi！wochi！”youhundiyigebengkui，puguoqubaoqiyigetaoguan，bizheyan，rutongfusiban，yongshouzhiwaleyidatuoheigaojiuwangzuilisai！neiweidao……youkuyouseyouchong，qiangdetazhifanbaiyan，yanleikuangbiao！

feizhongjianzhuang，zhidaoduobuguole，yekusangzhelianbaoqilingyiguan，shisiruguidikaichi！yibianchiyibianganou，changmiancanburendu。

azhuzaiyipangwuzheduzi，xiaodeyanleidouchulaile。

jiuzaifeiyouerrentongkuditunyanzhe“dabugao”，wangdapengxinshangzhezhei“paiduyangyan”qianzoushi，zhenliaoshidemenbeiqiaoxiangle。

“wangxiansheng，wentaishiyouqing，shuoyouyaoshixiangshang，yu……xuanniaoyouguan。”chenguanshideshengyinchuanlai。

wangdapenglianshangdexixueshunjianshoulian。xuanniao？wentaishizheimejizhezhaota？

takanleyiyandishanglianggebaozhetaoguan、biaoqingrutongbianmidehuobao，huilehuishou：“azhu，kanzhetamen，chiwan‘buyao’，guanchabangeshichen，quebaotamen‘paidushunchang’lezaifangren。jizhu，maofang……duozhunbeijigekengwei！”

“nuo！xianshengfangxin！”azhuxiangliangdiyingdao，xiaolianshangmanshixingfen。

wangdapengzhenglileyixiayipao，naqixiaomuxiang，kuaibuzouchuzhenliaoshi。shenhouchuanlaifeizhongyouhuntongkude**heduzigululudeleimingjiaoxiangle。

wentaishizhaota，haishiguanyuxuanniao……kongpabushishenmeqingsongshi。tamolemohuaizhongneikuaibingliangdejinpai，youganshouleyi**neixindede“miaoshouhuichunshu”he“lingmoudongwei”，shenxiyikouqi。

zheichaogecheng，xiangxiaotingyihuier，zhennan！