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“wozaimenghuanyulehuisuokanjiannimale。”worangjiaodao，zheijuhuashifenyouxiaoguo，lijieguorantingzhulejiaobu，ranhouzhuanshenzoulehuilai。
“nihushuoshenme？womazenmekenengquneizhongdifang。”lijiemeidaijinsuodedingzhewoshuodao。
“zheizhongshiwoyoubiyaopiannima？”
“daodizenmehuishi？kuaishuo。”lijielianshangluchuzhejidebiaoqing。
“xianbawofangle，ranhouzaixiangwodaoqian，wojiugaosuni。”woyiliandayedebiaoqingdingzheyanqiandelijie，shuodao。
“wanghao，nikebiewangle，nishenshangdeqianquanbudoushiwojide，nixianzaihaizhuzhewodefangzi。”lijieehenhendedengzhewoshuodao。
“neishiwozijizhuande，maishenjiajinizhuanleershiwan，tiniqusihouyejiezhuanleshiwan，conghuangpangzishoulijiangnihechenxueliangrenjiuchulai，zhuanlesanshiwan，wokaliyigongliushiwan，doushizijixinxinkukuzhuanlaideqian，zenmechengnidele？”wofanbodao。
“ni……hao，tiantianshuowoshibaiyanlang，wokannicaishizuidadebaiyanlang，meiyouwo，ninengzhuandaozheiliushiwan？zaishuonishenmedoubuyonggan，laoniangmeigeyuehaiyaojiniliuqiankuaiqian。”wodehuabalijieqidebuqing，tajingranzhanghonglelian。
“xianfanglewo，wojiugaosuni。”wozuochulerangbu，yijingbuxuyaotaxiangzijidaoqianle。
“先说。”李洁说。
“woyijingbuyaoqiunixiangwodaoqianle，xianbawofangle。”
“你先说！”
“你先放！”
womenliangrenjiangchileyihui，chenxuechulaidayuanchang：“jiejie、wangge，nimenliangrenbiechaole，bierenbuzhidaohaizhenyiweinimenshiliangkouzichaojiani。”
“womenbenlaijiushifuqi！”wotanrandeshuodao。
“pei，sheigennishiliangkouzi。”lijiequeshuochulejieranbutongdehua，yeshi，tashiyigegaogaozaishangdenvwang，zijijiushiyigeqiong**si，ruguobushijiyuanqiaohezhixia，zijipashiliangentashuohuadezigedoumeiyou。
zuizhonglijieyezuochulerangbu，tajiekailebangzhewoshenshangdeshengzi。huodeziyouzhihou，wohuodongleyixiasuanmadeshenti，kandaozuojianbangshangyitiaowuheifaqingdebianhen，naonudechaozhelijiedengqu。
“wanghao，nixiangganma？wojinggaonizuihaolaoshidian。”lijiezuochulefangyudedongzuo，kanyangzitahaoxianghaixueguonvzifangshenshu。
“niyihoushuijuezuihaoguanjinmen，wanyineitianwangleguandehua，bieguaiwojinquzhaoni，fanzhengwomenshihefafuqi，niqugaowo，jingchayebuhuiguan。”woduilijieweixiedao，yinweijianbangshangdebianhen**ladetengtong，rangzijifeichangdenaohuo。
“niganjinwodefangjian，wobaozhengrangnichengweizhongguozuihouyigetaijian，heng！”lijiefanjidao。
shaoqing，tayoukaikouduiwowendao：“kuaishuo，zuotianwanshangdaodizenmehuishi？nizenmehuizaimenghuanyulehuisuokandaowoma？taquneiliganma？”
“nima？”wokanlelijieyiyan。
“嗯！”
“nimaqumenghuanyulehuisuoganma？”woyilianwugudefanwendao，shuowanzijisatuijiupao，dengpaochuqujimiaozhongzhihou，shenhoucaixiangqilijiedenuhousheng：“wanghao，laonianggennimeiwan。”
wozhanzaifangmenkou，chaozhetazhaolezhaoshou，shuo：“baibai！”shuowanbiantouyebuhuidepaodiaole。
zijisuiranlaoshineixiang，danshibingbuben，ruguozhengaosulijie，tamamaliujingqumenghuanyulehuisuozhaoya，diandehaishizijizheigelinshikechuandegongguan，bingqiewohaibatamadequanshenjikanleyigebian，moleyigebian，chayidianjiufashengleguanxi，zuoletadebianyilaoba，neitahaibubazijijidasi。
wogangganglikaimeiguiyuanjiujiedaolelijiededianhua，tazaidianhualihoudao：“wanghao，nibahuajiwoshuoqingchu。”
“piannide，nizenmehaixinle，nimashidaxuejiaoshou，dazhishifenzi，zenmekenengquneizhongwuyanzhangqidedifang？nibuhuiduinimalianzheidianxinxindoumeiyouba？”woshuo。
“wanghao，nisidingle，gannawomakaiwanxiao。”shoujilichuanlailijiedenuhousheng，wosongleyixiajianbang，pielepiezui，bashoujiyuanyuandelikaizijideerduo，ranhoushuoleyiju：“wohaiyoushi，guale！”guaduandianhuazhihou，woxianglexiang，youguanleji，miandelijiezailaidaraoziji。
wowusuoshishidezaiwaibianxianguang，buzhibujuezoudaoleshimaobuxingjie，yiqianzijizuixihuanzuozaibuxingjieshangkanmeinv，jintianxianlaiwushi，zhunbeijiushizhongwen。xianqumaileyibeichengzhi，ranhouxuanleyigezuijiadedifang，yibianhezhechengzhi，yibiandaliangzhebuxingjieshangdemeinv。
turanyidaoshuxideshenyingchuxianzaizijideshixianzhizhong：“sumeng！”worenchuleshishei，zhengshizijidiyitianshangbanjiurenshidebjinvgongguansumeng。
tacishichuanzheheisejinshenniuziku，naibaisedefanbuxie，shangshenyinyouxinxingtuandefensetxu，jianshanghaibeizheyigeshubao，wanquanjiushiyifunvdaxueshengdedaban。
kandaotazheigeyangzi，woxinlibuyoudeanzicaice：“wokao，sumengbuhuizhenshizaixiaodaxueshengba？”zijiyeshangguodaxue，ziranzhidaoyouyixiezaidunvdaxueshengchuqumaideshiqing。
wozenmekandoujuedesumengbushineizhongtanmuxurongdenvren，yexutayouzijidekuzhong，jiuxiangzijiyiyang，weileqianjiajilelijie：“ai，kanlaimeigerendouyouzijidenanchu。”wozaixinliantanyisheng。
zhengkaolvyaobuyaogensumengdashengzhaohu，quefaxiantahaoxianggenyigenanrenzhengchaoleqilai，wokandaosumengxianglikai，danshineigenanrenquezhuaizheburangtazou，liangrendezhengchaoyinlailebushaorendeweiguan。
“zenmehuishi？”wozhaleyixiayanjing，zhanqilaichaozhesumengzouqu，zijigentahaisuanshuxi，ruguoshixiaoshiqingdehua，wobujieyibangtagexiaomang。
zijisuiranpingshibiaoxiandehennuoruo，danshiqishiguzilihaiyouyizhonglujianbupingbadaoxiangzhu，yingxiongjiumei，chongguanyinuweihongyandexiazhiqingjie。
burandehua，ruguozijizhenshiyigewonangfei，neitianzaikaiweijiuba，jueduibugandongshoudayunhuangpangzibalijiehechenxueliangrenjiuchulai。
weilebushaorenkanrenao，woduozaiwaiwei，tingzhelibiansumengheneimingnanzidezhengchao，tingledayuejifenzhong，yemeigaoqingchuliangrenzhengchaodeyuanyin，zhitingdaonanrenyizhizaishuo：“zhuangshenmeqingchun，bieyiweiwobuzhidaonizaimenghuanyulehuisuoshangban。”
“fangshou，buranwobaojingle。”sumengshuo。
“nibaojinga，yigejiyoushenmelebuqi。”nanrendeshengyinchongmanlebuxiehetiaoxin。
啪！
“ni**！”sumengjileduifangyigeerguang。
“nigandawo，cao，laozixialeyanconggaozhongkaishiyizhibanidangnvshen，meixiangdaonizheimejian，qudangji，haitamazailaozimianqianzhuangshenmeyunv，wopei！”shuozhe，nanrenjingranyangqileshouyaodasumeng，hedesumengshuangshoubaotou，shentiwanghouyiduo，yixiazishuaidaozaidishang。
woduiyanqiandenanrenyoudianqiaobuqi，nanrenkeyishengqi，keyijidu，danshibunengxiaodujichang，tebieshidongshoudanvren，jianzhibuxianggeyemen。
meigerendouyouzijidenanchu，zhuibudaobieren，yebunengeyuxiangjia，shenzhiyudongshoudaren。
kandaosumengshuaidaozaidishang，neimingnanzihaoxianghaixiangjixuxiuruta，yushiwolianxiangxiyudebingyoufanle，jibuzoudaolesumengmianqian，shenshoujiangtalaleqilai。
“meishuaishangba？”woguanxindeduitaxunwendao。
“e？wanghao，shinia！”sumengshuodao：“womeishi！”
“**sheia，xiangyingxiongjiumei？”shenhouchuanlainanzideshengyin。
“worenweinidanvrenbusuannanren，jiutamashigeniangmen。”wozhuanshenduitashuodao。
“去**！”
砰！
wogangzhuanshen，lianshangjiuaileduifangyiquan。
扑通！
woganjueyanqianfahei，zuijiaotengtong，shuaipazaidishang。
砰！
jinjiezheduzishangyouaileyijiao，tidewoxiaofurutongzhenzhabantengtong，shentishunjiangoulouchengleyigedaxia。
“zhouqiang，niganshenme，zhushou！”erbianchuanlaisumengdeshengyin，wocishixinliqueshiyizhenaonao，madan，laozijiushiyigeruobi，zhuangtamashenmeyingxionga，xianzaikehao，dangzhezheimeduorendemian，beirenzouchenglegouxiong。
“xiao**，nixintongle，tabuhuishinidechangkeba？”
wokandaosumengxiangzuzhizhouqiangjixuzouwo，quebeizhouqiangyixiazituidaozaidishang。
wotuchulekouzhongdexianxue，zuijiaogangcaibeiduifangyiquandapole，kanzhebeituidaozaididesumeng，maleyiju：“**！”
xiayimiao，worenzhetengtongyixiazicongdishangpaleqilai，ranhoufafengbandebaozhezhouqiangdeyaojiangqidingzaileqiangshang。zijicongxiaojiumeiyoudaguojia，genbenbuhuidaren，zhouqiangyongzhouzhongzhongzhuangzaiwodehoubeishang，tongdewochayidianbeiguoqiqu，yushibiansaleshou，suihoutayoushiyijixiding，zhuangzaiwodeduzishang，wobianshuangshouwozheduzi，manmandetandaozaidishang，zaiyepabuqilaile。
“**zheixiongyanghaixiangdangyingxiong，wopei！”zhouqiangkanleyiyan，madao。
“**zainengda，yeshiyigeniangmen。”wozheirenyougehuaimaobing，jiushibufushu，youshihouhaiyouyidianguzhi，mingmingbeirenzouchengleyitiaogou，danshizuishanghaiburenshu。
砰！
wodehuayingangluo，duzishangyouaileyijiao，zhouqiangwen：“sheishiniangmen？”
“ni，**jiushiyiniangmen！”wodashengrangjiaodao。
砰砰砰！
zijishenshangyouailesanjiao，woganjuefubuyizhendaojiaobandetengtong，yishizhijianhanbuchuhualai。
“sunzi，nishuosheishiniangmen？zaigenlaozishuoyibianshishi。”
wochuanxileyihui，dangtengtongjianqingledeshihou，zaicidashengrangjiaodao：“niangmen，**jiushiyigeniangmen，yigexiaodujichangdeniangmen，danvrendenanrendoutamashiniangmen。”
benlaiyiweizijihanwanzhihou，haiyaoaizou，danshiquemeiyouganjuedaoshentishangdetengtong，yushitaitouchaozhouqiangkanqu，yuanlaiyimingsanshisuizuoyouliuhuzidenanzidangzailezijimianqian。
“woyerenweidanvrenderenbusuanyemen，jiutamashiniangmen。”nanzideshengyinshifendepingjing，danshiqueyouyizhongjinshubandezhigan，daizheyisihanqi。
“**……”
砰！
哎呀！
扑通！
wokandaozhouqianggangyaomaren，beiyanqiandenanziyijiaochuaizaiduzishang，zhijiebeichuaifeilechuqu，luodizhihou，canjiaoleyisheng，bianmeiyoudongjing。
“woca！”kandaozheichangjing，wodangchanglengzhule，gumoleyixiazhouqiangdaofeichuqudejuli，zhishaozaiwumiyishang，bingqieyijiaojiubarentiyunguoqu，yanqianzheimingnanzijueduishigaoshoua。
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