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gutinglanshenzhiyizuowei《wozhihuiga，xueshenweiwoxueniaojiao》zheibenshudezhujiao，zuimoshanhejianxiedeneironghenxiyinren，shiyibenbukeduodededuanpianyanqingxiaoshuole，jiangshule：zouchubangongshi，wodetuihaishiruande。gutinglanshenmedoumeishuo，chenmodibawosongdaosushelouxia，zhuanshenlikai。……

精彩章节

woshiquanxiaodaoshudiyide「gayushaonv」，zuotiangangbaxiaobadajinyiwushi。

quanxiaodouzaichuan：qinglengxueshengutinglanyaoshoushiwo。jieguojinwanxiaoshulin，tabashoujididaowozuibian。

yuqiruandeyitahutu：「jintiangashenme？xiaomihaishimianbaochong？」

wodangchangdangji——wofachudebushixionghandechaofeng，ershi：「ga——」01neisheng「ga」

chuantouwanzixihousijidexiaoyuan，daizhejuewangdehuiyin。wowuzhuzui，zhuanshenjiupao。wanle，wowanle，

quanxiaodoutingjianle。mingtiandetiebaresouwoyijingnihaole：《zhenjing！

daoshudiyijingzaixiaoshulinduixueshendangzhong**！》。「zhanzhu。」qinglengdenanshengzishenhouchuanlai，bujibuxu，

quexiangsishendemiaozhen，jingzhundicaizaiwomeiyicixintiaoshang。womeiting，jihushiliangundaipadiwangqianchong。xiayimiao，

shouwanbeiyiguburongkangjudeliliangzuanzhu。gutinglanzhiyongjibujiuzhuishanglewo，

tashenshangqingliedeboheweijiangwowanquanlongzhao。「paoshenme？」taqixipingwen，

haoxiangganggangzhuizhewopaolebangecaochangderenbushita。wosisidizhetou，lingyizhishoupinmingwuzhezui，

shengpazailouchuyigedaibiaozhechirudeyinjie。「honglong——」tiankongyishengmenlei，

binglengdeyudianhaowuzhengzhaodizalexialai。yibaheisedeyusanzaiwotoudingchengkai，

weiwogejuelezhenggeshijiedeeyi。wolengzhu，taitoukanta。hunhuangdeludengxia，

talunkuofenmingdecelianbeiguangyinggouledeyouxiebuzhenshi，neishuangzongshidanmodeyanjing，

cikezhengyizhabuzhadikanzhewo。「bieganmao，xiaoyaba。」tadeshengyinhendan，tingbuchuqingxu。neiyishunjian，

woxinlideweiquhefennuzhakaile。nicaishiyaba！niquanjiadouya「ga」！woyonglizhengkaitadeshou，

xiangbazheixiehuahouchulai，zuibazhanglebantian，zhijichuyigeqijibaihuaide、posuide：「ga！」

gutinglanyandisihushanguoyisijidandexiaoyi，kuaidexiangwodecuojue。tameizaizhuawo，zhishichengzhesan，

buyuanbujindigenzaiwoshenhou，xiangyigechenmodeyingzi。huidaosushelouxia，

sheyoulinxiaogenjianleguisidebawozhuaijinloudao，shoujipingmuduidaowolianshang。「zhiyi，nichumingle。」

wodingjingyikan，xiaoyuanluntandetiezibiaotiyouhongyouhei，jiacuzhiding，chongmanlexingzailehuodekuanghuan。

【#daoshudiyishenzhiyiqiuaixueshen，canzaodangzhongfa「haorenka」#】dianjinqu，

shiwowuzuitaopaodelangbeibeiying，hetachengsangenzaihoumiandegaoqingzhaopian，paishejiaodudiaozuan，xiandewoyufaweisuo。

pinglunquyijinggaileshangqianlou。【xiaosi，zheishishenmexinxingqiuaifangshi？xueyazijiao？tugoudoumeizheimetu。

】【loushangdongshenme，zheijiaogadeyouhuo，xueshenmeidangchangbaojingyijinghenjimianzile。

】【zheishenzhiyishibushiyoubinga？shangcidashangren，zheicisaoraoxueshen，jianyizhijiekaichu。】【gushenhaowenrou，

juranhaijitachengsan，yaoshiwo，wozhijieyijiaochuaiguoqule。】woyanqianyihei，

ganjuequanshendexueyedouchongshangletouding，youzaishunjianlenglexiaqu。shoujiwengwengzuoxiang，shifudaoyuandedianhua。

「shenzhiyitongxue，xianzailaiwobangongshiyitang。」yuqiyansudexiangshishenpanqiandezuihoutongdie。

wofuzheqiangzoujinfudaoyuanbangongshi，tuiduzidouzaifadou。「shenzhiyi，youtongxueshimingjubao，

shuonizaixiaoshulineyisaoraogutinglantongxue，yingxiangjiqielie。」fudaoyuantuiletuiyanjing，lianshangmanshiyane，

「nizijishuo，zenmehuishi？」wozhanglezhangzui，jidemantoudahan，yuejiyuefabuchushengyin。「wo……」

「ga。」fu-daoyuandeliansegengnankanle：「nizheishishenmetaidu？fanlecuohaiyinyangguaiqi？buzhihuigai！」

「laoshi，tabushiguyide。」menkouchuanlaigutinglandeshengyin。tazoujinlai，zirandizhandaowoshenqian，

yongtagaodadebeiyingjiangwowanquanhuzhu。「shiwozhudongzhaotade。」fudaoyuanlengle：「gutinglan？

zheishigenni……」「tameiyousaoraowo。」gutinglandeyuqipingjingerjianding，「shiwoyuetachuqude，

womenzhijianyoudiansishiyaotan，gentameiguanxi。」wozhenjingdikanzhetadebeiying。taweishenmeyaobangwo？

womengenbenbushu。womenweiyidejiaoji，jiushitashinianjidiyi，erwoshidaoshudiyi。

fudaoyuanzhoumei：「gutinglan，nikeshiwomenxueyuandemenmian，mashanghaiyaodaibiaoxuexiaoqucanjiawulijingsai，

buyaoyinweiyixiebuxiangganderenheshi，yingxiangzijideqiantu。」neiju「buxiangganderen」，xiangyigenzhen，

jingzhundizhajinwoxinli。「laoshi，wozaishuoyibian。」gutinglandeshengxianlenglexialai，daizheburongzhihuideqiangshi，

「yiqie，douyutawuguan。」bangongshiliyipiansiji。wonaozililuanchengyituan，takeshiquanxiaodexiwang，

wanyiyinweiwobeijiguochufen……wobuganxiangxiaqu。「biepa。」gutinglanhuranceguotou，yadishengyinduiwoshuo。

tadeshengyinhenqing，xiangyumaosaoguoerkuo，daizheyizhongqiyideanfuliliang。「wohuifuze。」wochedibuhuile。

zouchubangongshi，wodetuihaishiruande。gutinglanshenmedoumeishuo，chenmodibawosongdaosushelouxia，zhuanshenlikai。

wokanzhetadebeiying，zaixinlimomofashi：mingtianjiuquguasanjiayiyuandezhuanjiahao，jiusuanqingjiadangchan，

woyeyaobazheigegaiside「ga」zhihao！huidaosushe，linxiaotamensangeweileshanglai，

yanshenliquanshibaguadehuohua。「zhiyi，nihegushendaodishenmeqingkuang？tajuranweinikangxiasuoyou？」

「luntandoukefengle，jinimenqilegecpmingjiao『gaweicp』，shuoshiyigegayigezongrong，juepei！

」woshengwukeliandidaozaichuangshang，yongbeizimengzhutou。shesile，huimieba，ganjinde。shoujizhenleyixia。

wonachulaiyikan，shiyigehaoyoushenqing，touxiangshichunheise，mingzishisangejuhao。【。

】woguishishenchadidianletongguo。duifangmiaofaxiaoxi。【。：zaodianshui。】woxinzangloutiaoyipai。shigutinglan！

woshoumangjiaoluandixianghuige「xiexieni」，zhijianzaipingmushangluanfei。【wo：ga。】**！fachuqule！

woyongpingshengzuikuaidesududianlechehui。raner，pingmushangxianshi：duifangyichakan。xiayimiao，

tadexiaoxidanlechulai。【。：tingdaole。】02diertian，wodingzhenengyanghuoxiongmaodeheiyanquanbeilinxiaoyaoxing。

「zhiyi！chudashile！xuexiaoguangbozhanfengle！」「shenme？」womimihuhudiwen，sangziyouganyouse。

「guangbozhanfaqixuanshang，sheinengludaogutinglandeyuyinzuodujiaqichuang**，jiangliyiqiankuaixianjin！」

linxiaoshuangyanfangguang，「jiemei，nidejihuilaile！pingniliangzuowanneibukegaorendeguanxi，

lugeyinbushifenfenzhongdeshi？」woyigejilingzuoqilai，lianlianbaishou。「buxing！」kaiwanxiao，

woxianzaikanjiantadouxiangzuandifeng，haiquluyin？neibushiziquqiruma？linxiaobusixin，jianlegesushetaolunzu，

bajigerendoulalejinqu。【linxiao：@quantichengyuanjinjidongyuan，weileqianyuandajiang，sheiqunaxiagutinglan？

】【lisi：wobugan，xueshenqichangliangmiba，wopabeitayanshendongsi。】【wangmeng：fuyi，

woliangentaduishideyongqidoumeiyou。】wokanzhetamenliaotian，shouyihua，buxiaoxinanzhuleyuyinjian。

「biequ……ga！」yishengduancuyoujuewangde「ga」beiwohanlechulai。gengyaomingdeshi，woshoudou，

zhijiebazheitiaoyuyinfalechuqu。erqiefacuolequn！fajinlewomenerbaiduorendezhuanyedaqun！

gutinglanjiuzaineigequnli！woyanqianyihei，sanhunqipofeizoulelianghunliupo。sanmiaohou，qunlizhale。【？？？

shenzhiyizheishifengleba？daqingzaode，youzaiduixueshenfashenmedian？】【wodetian，zheiyili，wofule，

zheishizaiyongjiaoshengxuanshi**ma？】【hahahahahahawoluxialaile，keyidangyiniandexiaoliao，xiexiegajie。

】【exinxin，nengbunengbielaiwuranwomenzhuanyequndekongqi？】wogangxiangtuiqunpaolu，

gutinglandetouxiangshanleyixia。tayilianzaiqunlifalesantiaoyuyin。zhenggequnshunjiananjingle，

suoyourendoupingzhulehuxi。wozhandouzheshou，diankailediyitiao。「ga。」dichencixingdesangyin，

daizheyisiqingchendeyonglan，suderentoupifama。wodiankaidiertiao。「ga——」weiyintuozhang，xiangshizaianfu，

daizhedianchongnideweidao。disantiao。「ga？」shangyangdeyudiao，xiangshizaixunwen，youxiangshizaihuiying。

zhenggezhuanyequn，sijilezhengzhengwumiao，ranhouchediyinbao。【**！**！xueshenyegale？！

】【zheishishenmewomenfanrentingbudongdeqinglvanhaoma？wotingbudong，danwodashouzhenhan！】【wodetian，

yuanlaigaolengxueshensixiazheimehuiwan？weilenvpengyoujuranzuodaozheigedibu？】【gaweicpshizhende！

wosuosile，yaochiwozhijietunle！】woshihuazaiyuandi，shoulideshoujixianggetangshoushanyu。shangkelingxiangle，

wotaomingsidechongjinjiaoshi，zhaolegezuibuqiyandejiaoluozuoxia。gangzuowen，shouwanjiubeirenzuanzhu。shigutinglan。

taliansepingjing，kanbuchuxinu，danyanshenshendexiangyitangujing。「genwolai。」tabawozhuaichujiaoshi，

yiluladaojiaoxueloudinglouyijianfeiqidekongjiaoshi。「kada」yisheng，menbeifansuo。woxintiaorulei，

houbeijinjintiezhebinglengdemenban。「ni……ga……」（nixiangganma？）tabawoanzaimenshang，ditoukanzhewo，

mouseshenchenruye。「jielinghaixuxilingren。」「shenme？」womeitingdong，zhijuedetadeqixijiangwobaowei，

rangwowuchuketao。tabochunqingqi，shifanxingdikaikou。「ga——」neishengyinjinzaizhichi，

shengxiansudewotuiyiruan，chadianhuadaodishang。wolikewuzhuerduo，fengkuangyaotou：「nibiegale！

nizaigawojiuyaogasiwozijile！」takanzhewojinghuangshicuodeyangzi，zhongyurenbuzhu，jianbangkaishiqingzhan，

dididixiaoleqilai。neixiaoshengxiangyumao，qingqingsaoguazhewodexinzang。「xing，bugale。」taxiaogoule，

caihuifuyibenzhengjingdeyangzi，「neiwomenxianzuofashenglianxi。」「ha？」tashenchuxiuzhangdeshouzhi，

yongzhifuqingqingpengleyixiawodehoujie。wohunshenyijiang，xiangbeidianliujizhong，lianjiashunjianmaoyan。「fangsong，xiqi，

ranhouchangshifachu『a』deyin。」tadeyuqixianggezhuanyedezhidaolaoshi，yanshenliquedaizheyisiwanweidexiaoyi，

「gen……wo……lai……」takaodehenjin，wenredehuxipenzaiwoerkuo。「guai，zaishiyici。」

yigexiaoshihou，fashenglianxijieshu。woleidemantoudahan，sangzidoukuaiyale，

yijiuzhinengfachubutongshengdiaode「ga」。erta，bujinchenggongshouhuolewodeweixinzhiding，

haibawoshoujilitadebeizhugaichengle「zhuanshufayinjiaolian」。zouchujiaoshi，yingmianzhuangshangxiaohuazhouyajing。

tachuanzheyishenjiebaidezhangqun，zhangfajiyao，kanjiangutinglanshi，yanjingliangdexiangyouxingxing。「tinglan，

wojinidaileshui。」tabayipingjinkoukuangquanshuidiguoqu，shengyintiandefani，fangfowomenbucunzaiyiban。

gutinglankandoumeikanneipingshui，zhishibawowangtashenhoulalela，dongzuoziranyouqiangying。「buyong。」

talimaodijujue，yuqiquehenshuli，「ganglianwansangzi，yaopeixiaoyabaheshui。」

xiaoyaba……youjiaowoxiaoyaba！woqidezaitabeihouqialetayixia。tashenziyijiang，huitoukanwo，

yanshenlidaizhezongrongdexiaoyi。zhouyajingdexiaorongjiangzailianshang，lianseyirouyankejiandesudulvle。

tasisididengzhewo，neiyanshenxiangcuiledudedaozi，fangfozaishuo：nidengzhe。woquemeikonglita，

yinweiwodexinli，diyici，youleyisibugaiyoudedongyao。03zheifendongyaomeichixuduojiu。wanshang，

linxiaojiubayipianzuixindexiaoyuanluntanbaoliaotieshuaidaowomianqian。biaotishi：【shendukaiba！

xueshengutinglanyuxiaohuazhouyajingdezhenshiguanxi，qingmeizhuma，biyejidinghun！】tiezilituwenbingmao，

congliangrenyoueryuantongtaibiaoyan，daogaozhongbiyezhaozhanzaiyiqi，zaidaoshuangfangfumushishijiao，

zhengjulianwanzhengdexiangxingzhenbaogao。jielunshi：wo，shenzhiyi，

jiushineigebuziliangli、shituhandongguanpeide「gaweixiaochou」。meiyizhangzhaopian，meiyigezi，douxiangyijierguang，

**ladichouzaiwolianshang。woxinliyise，xiangheleyidakoubingzhendeningmengzhi，conghoulongsuandaoweili。

wodiankaiweixin，zhaodaoneigebeiwozhidingde「zhuanshufayinjiaolian」，zhunbeilaheishanchuyitiaolong。

shouzhihaimeianxiaqu，duifangdexiaoxijiudanlechulai。shiyizhangjietu，zhengshiwozuotianzaiqunlifa「ga」

youmiaochehuidejilu。xiamiangenzheyixingzi。【zhuanshufayinjiaolian：qinglvtaocan，mingtianzhongwu12dian，

shitangsanlou。】badaodeburongjujue。wozhunbeilaheideshouzhi，jiuzheimetingzailebankongzhong。「qubuqu？」

linxiaocouguolaiwen，lianshangxiemanledanyou。「qu！dangranyaoqu！」woyaozheyashuo，「wodaoyaokankan，

taxiangganshenme。」woxinlixiangdeshi，zheishiwozuihouyicijianta。woyaodangmianbahuashuoqingchu，

rangtabiezailaizhaorewozheigemafan。wocaizhediandaodashitangsanlou，yiyanjiukandaozuozaichuangbiandegutinglan。

tamianqiandezhuoshang，zhifangzheyifenshuangrenjipaifan，liangbeikele。yangguangluozaitashenshang，meihaodexiangyifuhua，

hewogegeburu。wogangyaozouguoqu，yigeshenyingbiwogengkuai。shizhouyajing。tajintiandabandegewaijingzhi，

xiangyizhijiaoaodebaitiane，zhijiezaigutinglanduimianzuoxia。「tinglan，ayirangwogaosuni，

jinwanyiqihuijiachifan。」tadeyuqidaizheburongzhiyideqinni。gutinglanmeidoumeitai，muguangyueguota，

luozaiwoshenshang。「meikong。」tadandandihuileyiju，chaowozhaolezhaoshou，「zhiyi，zheili。」

zhouyayadelianseshunjianbiandenankan，zhouweitongxuedemuguangyefenfentouleguolai，daizhekanhaoxideyiwei。

woyingzhetoupizouguoqu，zaizhongrendezhushixia，ganjuezijixianggebeigongkaichuxingdefanren。

「woyaopeizhiyilianfayin。」gutinglanshuodelisuodangran，fangfozheishiyijianbitianhaidadeshi。

zhouyajingxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua，yankuangyixiajiuhongle，leiyanwangwangdikanzheta。「lianfayin？

tinglannibiekaiwanxiaole！」tashengyinbagao，yinlaigengduorendecemu，「talianyijuwanzhengdehuadoushuobuchulai，

zhihuiga！xianggeguaiwu！nidaodikanshangtashenmele？」「guaiwu」lianggezi，xiangyibashaohongdeluotie，

henhentangzaiwodexinshang。wozuanjinquantou，zhijiashenshenxianjinrouli，zhuanshenxiangtaolizheigerangwozhixidedifang。

yizhishouquemengdizhuazhuwodeshouwan，lidaohenda，bawoyibaanhuiyizishang。「wojiuxihuanguaiwu。」

gutinglandeshengyinbuda，queqingxidichuandaomeigerenerduoli。takanzhezhouyajing，yanshenlengdexiangbing。「haiyou，

yihoulitayuandian。」zhouyajingchedipofangle，shengyindouzaifadou：「nifenglema？weileta？

niwanglegujiadejiaxunma？womenliangjialianyinshizaojiudinghaodeshi！」「jiaxun？」gutinglanqingxiaoyisheng，

muguangquezhuanxiangwo，zhuanzhuerrenzhen。「wogaile。」tayiziyidun，qingxiwubi。「diyitiao：tingzhiyide。」

wodedanao「hong」diyishengzhakai，lianshangredenengjianjidan。zhouweidekongqifangfodouninggule，

neixiekanxidemuguangbianchenglezhenjinghebukesiyi。wodizhetou，naqidaocha，bamianqianpanzilidejipai，

xiefensideqiechengleyikuaikuaijipaiding。wobugankanta，yebugankanrenheren。wozhijuede，

zijibeituidaoleyigewanzhongzhumudexuanyabian，xiamianshiwanzhangshenyuan。zhouyajingkuzhepaozoule。yidunfan，

wozaijidudehunluanhexiuchizhongchiwan。linzoushi，gutinglanbataneigekanqilaijiuhenguideshuangjianbao，

suishouguazaiwojianshang。「youdianzhong，bangwobeiyixia。」woxiayishidiantou，beidaiyazaijianshang，chendiandiande，

quanshitadeweidao，rangwoxinhuangyiluan。「wandiansongwoquxiaomenkoudejingsaidaba。」tacouguolai，

zaiwoerbiandiyu，wenredeqixirangwoerduofayang。「youjiangli。」womeihangsheng，

zhixiangkuaidianjieshuzheihunluandeyitian。04bangwan，xiaomenkou。

qushengchengcanjiawulijingsaidedabacheyijingdengzaineili。wobachenzhongdeshubaodijita，gezhetxu，

zhijianbuxiaoxinpengdaotadeshoubei，tangdewomengdiyisuo。「yilu……ga……」（yilushunfeng。）woxiaoshengshuo，

shengyinqingdekuaiyaotingbujian。tajieguoshubao，quemeiyoulikeshangche。taturancongkoudailitaochutadexueshengzheng，