xuanyixiaoshuo《wozhengkengjingquandaxiaojie，nverkaikoujiaoma》，shibubugaozuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo。zhujiaotangtangyechenyaoyuejuanruleyigeliqidemianzhong，gushijinzhangciji，yinrenrusheng。duzhejianggensuizhujiaoyiqijiekaimituan。yechenjiangnaipingdijitangtang，xiaojiahuolikepobujidaidijieguonaiping，dakoudakoudishunxiqilai，saibangzibeichengdegugude，xiangzhikeaide……
jingguomanzhangdedengdai，yizhuofengshengdefancaizhongyubeiduanshanglecanzhuo。
tangtangmubuzhuanjingdidingzheyanqianzheiyizhuolinlangmanmudemeishi，neichuixianyudidemoyangkeaijile。
songshaozebujinxiaochushenglai，diaokandao：
“yechena，nikanzanmenjiatangtangdoukuaichandebuxingle，niganjinjitaweidianchide，kebiebabaobeinverjiezhe，burandenghuiertadekoushuidounengliuchengyitiaohela！”
yechenzuijiaoweiweishangyang，luchuyimochongnidexiaorong。
“好。”
shuozhe，tabiannaqiyizhidaxia，xixindiboquwaiqiao，jiangxiannendexiarousongdaotangtangzuibian，roushengshuodao：“tangtang，lai，zhangzui。”
tangtangguaiguaidizhangkaixiaozui，yikoujiangxiaroutunjinduli，saibangzibeichengdegugude，xiangzhikeaidexiaosongshu。
tamanzudijujiaozhexiarou，hanhubuqingdishuodao：“xiexiebaba。”
(◍´꒳`◍)
neimengmengdexiaomoyang，rangyechendexindoukuaironghuale。
yechenkanzhenverkeaideyangzi，renbuzhuyouduoweilejikou，jieguoyigebuxiaoxin，bashiwuweidaoletangtangdelianshangheyifushang。
bijingshidiyiciweinver，meiyoushenmejingyan。
yechenanweizheziji，yihoumanmanjiuhaole。
“guaibaobei，nihaixiangchishenmea？”
tangtangnaihuhudepudaobabahuaili，xiaoliancengcengbabadelian。
“baba，tangtanghenainai。”
zheigekebayechennanzhule。
songshaozeshuodao：“zheibianmeiyoumainaifende，womenzuochequbiededifangmai，zhongxinshangchangyinggaihuiyou。”
“hao，jiuquzhongxindashangchang，neilineimeda，yidingyoumainaifende。”
jiuzaizheishi，yiweishenzhezhengjiezhifudefuwuyuanmiandaiweixiaodizouleguolai，taweiweigongshen，yongshifengongjingdeyuqiwendao：“xiansheng，qingwenninxianzaifangbianbazhangjieyixiama？”
yechengangxiangkaikouhuiying，yipangdesongshaozequexiangzaoyouyuliaoyiban，xunsudizhanqishenlai。
tayouyadicongqianbaoliquchuyizhangka，ranhouqingqingdijiangqidijifuwuyuan。
“我来买单。”
fuwuyuangongjingdao：“haodexiansheng，ninzheibiandexiaofeiyigongshi1388yuandequanhaixiantaocan。”
tingdaozheigejiage，yechenbujindengdaleyanjing，manlianjingediwendao：“duoshao？”
fuwuyuanlimaodihuida：“xiansheng，yigongshi1388yuandetaocan。”
yechenkanzhezijishoujishangneijinyoujibaikuaiqiandeweixinyue，xinzhongbujinyongqiyiguwunai。
guoran，yitamuqiandejingjizhuangkuang，lianzijidenverdounanyiyanghuo。
haihaoyousongshaozezai，fouze，jintianzheidunfandezhangkongpadouwufajieqing。
daifuwuyuanwanchengshuakajiezhang，yechendaizhetangtanghuanhuanzouchucanting。
tangtangsihuyouxiekunjuan，wujingdacaidipazaibabadehuaili。
“baba，tangtangyaohenainai。”
(ノへ￣、)
kanzhenverneikeaiyoukeliandemoyang，yechenxintengbuyi，lianmangwenroudihongdao：“haohaohao，he，babaxianzaijiudainiqumainaifenhaobuhao？jueduibunengrangwomendetangtangedaole。”
“hao。”xiaonaituanzidetoudiandexiangxiaojizhuomiyiyang。
yechenyixingrenlanxiayiliangchuzuche，zhibenjingdoudezhongxindashangchang。
zheilishijingdouzuiweifanhuarenaodediduanzhiyi，jiedaoshangcheshuimalong，renliuruzhi，gezhongshangdianhecanguanlincizhibi。
“zheilizheimeda，kendingnengzhaodaonaifendian。”yechenmanhuaixiwangdishuodao。
“ng，yidingnengzhaodao，womenganjinquzhaozhaokan。”
yechenjinjinqianzhetangtangdexiaoshou，shengpatazairenqunzhongzoudiu，jirenzaixixirangrangdejiedaozhongchuansuoqianxing。
“zhaodaole！jiushizheijiadian，haoxiangshiguojimingpainaifen。”songshaozexingfendihandao。
chuchuanglichenliezhegeshigeyangdenaifen，yechenkuaibuzoudaochuchuangqian，touguobolizixichakanlimiandenaifenbiaojia，dunshidengdaleyanjing——￥888！
yiguannaifenjingranyao888yuan！
yechenxinliananjiaoku，tadeweixinqianbaolikemeiyouzheimeduoqian。
jiuzaizheishi，songshaozejidongdijiaoleqilai：“chener，zheiliyounaifendian，xianguoqukankan。”
tangtangyikandaonaifen，yanjinglikeliangleqilai，kaixindihuanhuzhe：“fanfan！fanfan！wolaila！”
ranhouxiangyizhihuankuaidexiaoniaoyiyang，jingzhichaoneijianaifendianpuleguoqu。
(ฅ＞ω＜*ฅ)
yechenkanzhetangtangxingfendeyangzi，xinzhongyouxieyouyu。
taduisongshaozeshuodao：“songshao，ninengbunengxianbangwozhaokanyixiatangtang，woyougezhongyaodedianhuayaoda。”
songshaozeqianzhuletangtangdeshou，“hao，womenlianggedaizhetangtangzaizheilidengni，nikuaiquba。”
yechenquleduimiandemalu，botongleyigeshuxidehaoma。
neibianhenkuaijiujietongle，chuanlaiyizhenrouhedeshengyin：“chenchen，youshenmeshima？”
“chifandeshihouzenmehaidadianhua？shimeiqianlema？”
yechentingdaolepangbiannanrendeshengyin，likedao：“mei……meishi，wozaixuexiaotinghaode，nibuyongdanxinwo。”
“chenchen，niyaoshimeiqianle，jiuhemamashuo。”
yechendiandiantou，“ng，neinimenxianchifanba，woyouqian。”
guadiaodianhua，yechendexinqingyichangchenzhong，xinbuzaiyandezhunbeihengchuanmalu。
jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji，yiliangcherutongtuojiangdeyemayiban，zhizhidichaoyechenjichierlai！
chaneijian，yechendexintiaojisujiakuai，tadenaohaizhongshunjianshanguowushugeniantou。
ruguotajiuzheiyangsile，taneikeaidenvergaizenmeban？sheilaizhaoguta？sheilaipeibantachengzhang？
jiuzaichezijuliyechenjinyouyilimideshihou，taturanjiaranerzhi。
yechendexintiaoyezaizheiyikefangfotingzhile，tahuanhuanzhengkaijinbideshuangyan，yanqiandezheiliangchejingranshiyiliangdingjidelaosilaisi，jiazhishangqianwandehaoche！
yechendeyanjingyizhuan，yigejuemiaodezhuyiyongshangxintou。
zhijiantashuangtuituranyiruan，rutongshiquzhicheng，zhizhididaozailedishang。
chemenhuanhuandakai，shouxianyingruyanliandeshiyishuangjiebairuxuedegaogenxie，dapeizheyitiaotongyangjiebaidelianyiqun，jiangneiyingyingyiwodeyaoshenchentuodegengjiaxianxi。
erneizhanglianpanggengshimeidemenglong，qifendelengqingzhongtouzhesanfendeqingchun，rangrenbujinweizhiqingdao。
yechendemuguangwanquanbeiyanqiandenvrensuoxiyin，tamubuzhuanjingdidingzheta，wangjilezijizhengtangzaidishang。
yaoyuedunxiashenwendao，“nizenmele，nimeishiba？”
yechenfanyingguolaizhihou，likewuzhezijidetui，yiliantongkudebiaoqing。
“wo……wodetuihaoxiangbeinizhuangduanle，haotenga。”
yaoyuemeitouyizhou，naqishoujijiuyaoboda120，yechenlikewozhutadeshouwan。
“buyong……buyongdadianhua，womeidaai，nipeiwoyidianqianjiuxing。”
zheimeyouqiandeqianjinda**，bukengbaibukeng。
yaoyueguanqiedewendao，“nizhendemeishima？”
yechenyaoyaotou，“zhenmeishi，woyihuierquyiyuanpaigepianzijiukeyi。”
yaoyueyouwendao，“neiniyaoduoshaoqian？”
yechenshenchulewugenshouzhi，“zheigeshukeyima？”
yaoyuedaimeiweicu，“wubaiwan？”
叶沉：“……！”
shentama500wan，tazhixiangyao5000kuaiqian，jinvermaijiguannaifen。
buguo，kanzheigeda**，shenshangchuandedoushimingpai，daidedoushizuanshizhenzhu，yidingshigeyouqianren！
chushoujiushi500wan，jianzhishirenshaqianduo，buyaobaibuyaoa。
yechenlikediandiantou，“ng。”
“可以。”
yaoyuekanxiangyechenwozhezijishouwandeshou，“nixianbawofangkai。”
yechenzheicaiyishidaozijihaizhuazhetadeshouwan，chuganshifenxini，jiuxiangshichouduanyiyang，da**depifuyezheimehao……
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