《wozenmejiuchengf1cheshoule？》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youlqlianqingjingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaoqinmiaoqiumengmianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian，zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。youliaoleyihuierzhihou，zhuhongliansebushihenhaodijiangzhunbeicanjiabisaidetongxuemenjiaoshangleshuangrenkadingche。haiyinyangguaiqidilaidaoqinmiaomianqianshuoleju：“niyeyaojiayou……。
【叮！】
【检测到比赛】
【任务：乳虎啸林
zhenzhengdejueshitiancaicongzuoshangjiashizuodeneiyikekaishijiuyijingzaishanyaoshirenle。
renwumubiao：huodebisaideshengli。
jiangli：suijibaisechoujiangjihui*1，kaiqixitongchoujiangmokuai。
（zhu：rurenwushibai，choujiangxitongjiangsuodingyinian）】
zheilibijingshisaichechang，wanchebidejiushisudu，suoyitingdaozhuhongdezhaohuzhihou，tongxuemenquandouhaoqidicoudaoletamianqian，dengzhezhuhongshuomingbisaidejutiguize。
zhuhongzaibanshangrenqigaobuzhishiyinweitazhangdeshuaiqi，jialiyouqian，haiyinweitazuoweibanzhangdeshihouzongnengzaitongxuemendexiuxishijianjitamenzhunbeiyixiehaowanyouqudehuodong。
“youxideguizefeichangjiandan！”
“lianggetongxueweiyizu，yiqikaiyitaishuangzuokadingche。”
“bisaiquanchengyigongshiquan，qianwuquanyouxiaozudiyigerenkai，houwuquanzexuyaohuanrenkai。”
“qizhongzuixianpaowanshiquandexiaozuhuosheng！”
“huoshengdexiaozuchengyuanzhizhong，nadaozuikuaiquandetongxuekeyiduiqitatongxuetiyigezhenxinhuaheyigedamaoxiandeyaoqiu，bunengjujuedeneizhonge！”
“zheigexiaozuzhizhongbingmeiyounadaozuikuaiquandeneigetongxuezekeyizaizhenxinhuahedamaoxianzhizhongxuanyige，ranglingwaiyimingtongxuewancheng，tongyangyebunengjujue。”
“haiyoujiushi，meiyouhuodediyidexiaozu，sudubiduiyoukuaideneigetongxuetongyangyouquanlizaizhenxinhuahedamaoxianzhizhongxuanyige。”
“dangran，zheigeduixiangjinxianyuhenitongzudeduiyou，suoyitongxuemenzaixuanzeduiyoudeshihouyidingyaojinshen。”
“dangranle，weilegongpingqijian，huodediyidetongxue，zhenxinhuahedamaoxiandemubiaotongxuezhinengshicanjialezheigehuodongde。”
“suoyitongxuemenhaiyoushenmeyiwenma？”
qitatongxue：“tingmingbaile！”
秦淼：？？？
qinmiaodexitongtishihezhuhongdehuayujihushitongshixiangqide。
naozibenjiuyipianhundundeqinmiaojimeiyoujizhuzijixitongfabuderenwuneirong，youmeiyoujizhuzhuhongsuoshuodeguize。
都只听了一个大概。
banzhangjubanleyigeshuangrensaichedebisai，yigongpao10quandi5quandeshihouyaojiaohuancheshou，yingledehuazenmeyangqinmiaomeijizhu。
erxitongrenwuyaorangtayingxiabisai，jutijianglishixitongzidaidechoujiangxitongyijiyicichoujiangjihui。
shuoshihua，qinmiaoduichoujiangzheigedongxishishenetongjuede。
yinweitazhangzheimedachoujiangjiumeizhongguoshenmehaodongxi，zhendeshiyicidoumeiyouguo。
youxiexiehuigutazhongdebishixiexiehuigu，meiyouxiexiehuigu，tazhongdeyeshizuilianjiadedongxi。
从无意外。
suoyiduiyuxitongjichulaidejiangli，qinmiaohenbuzaihu。
fanzhengyouzhongbudaoshenmehaodongxi，wusuoweinihuibuhuibawozheigegongnengsuodingyinian，fanzhengwoyongbuzhe。
youyigejileidegongnenghemeiyouyigejileidegongnengduiyuqinmiaolaishuomeiyourenhequbie。
erqieruguoshiyiqian，jiusuanxitongmeiyoujiqinmiaoshenmejianglitayebuhuijujuezheizhongbisai。
danxianzaideqinmiaoneishixinluanruma，duishenmedoutibuqixingzhi，zheihuidetazhijuedezhuhongchaonao。
danqinmiaoshenbiandeqiumengquexingzhishizu：“aiaiai！banzhang，woyeyaobaoming！”
shuozhedeshihouqiumengzhijiepaolexiaqu。
qiumengshuochuzijiyaobaomingcanjiadeshihou，bushaonantongxueyeluchuleyueyueyushideshense。
buyonghuaiyi，tamenjiushixiangyaoheqiumengtongyizu，haozaibisaijieshuzhihoulaiwanyigewufajujuedezhenxinhuadamaoxian。
suiranzaizheixienianqingrenkanlai，qiumengbingmeiyoufanyueneimepiaolianghaokan。
danshijishangqiumengyesuanshiyigehenpiaoliangdeguniang，yufanyuexiangbi，tazhishiwaimaofenggebutong。
mianduizheizhongpiaoliangdeguniang，ziranhuiyoubushaochuyuqingchunqi，ganqingmengmengdongdongdeshaonianduitaanshengqingsu。
banzhangzhuhongdezheigesaichehuodongyikanjiushixiangjineixiexiangduizijixinyidetongxuebiaobai，danshiyizhimeiyouzhaodaojihui，huozheshuomeiyouyongqishuochukoudetongxuezhunbeide。
suoyizheixietongxuemenziranyigegedidouyueyueyushileqilai。
“qiumeng，niyouduiyouma？”zhuhongwenleyiju。
erbushaonantongxuedouyijingshuqileerduo，jiuxiwangcongtakouzhongtingdaoyigefoudingdehuida。
buguozuizhongqiumengdehuidajiurangtamenshiwangle，dantingdaoqiumengkouzhongdeneirenzhihou，tamenlianshangjiuyouleyisishiran。
“qinmiao，wonttongzhuo。”
zhuhongdianlediantou，yibianjilu，yibianhaoqiwendao：“huashuozheijiahuorenni，ganggangbuhaizaishangmianma，zenmemeizaisaichangshangkandaota”
qiumengbiaoqingweimiaodishuodao：“shoucijile，zhengzibini，buguofangxinwonengjitalahuilai。”
zhuhongyemeiyouduoxiang，xiewanlezhihoujiushuodao：“xing，buguobiezouyuanle，bisai10fenzhongzhihoujiukaishi，daoshihoujiaonimenlejiuganjinguolai。”
“下一组！”
……
qiumengbaowanmingzhihoujiuhuidaoleqinmiaoshenbian，kanzhenianlebajideqinmiao，qiumengwunaitanlekouqi。
“woxianzaiyoudianhouhui。”
秦淼不说话。
qiumengwunaishuodao：“nixianzaizheizhongzhuangtaihennanrangrenfangxina。”
“wanyikaichedeshihouniyigexiangbukai，daizhewowangqiangshangzhuang，wobukuidale？”
“kexianzaimingdoubaole……”
“nttongzhuo，zanliangshangliangyixia，ruguodenghuinixiangbukaile，nikeyimanxialai。nixiangsiwobulanzheni，danshinengbunengbiedaishangwo？“
jinguanzheihuierdeqinmiaojibenshangmeilejixuwanchedexingzhi，danshibenshentianfujiubucuo，haiyoulexitongdeqinmiaoduizijidesaichenengliyouzhejiqiangdezixinxin。
tingqiumengzheimebuxinrenziji，jiusuancishideqinmiaoxingzhiquequeyehaishifanbodao：“zenmekeneng！”
“woacchaipaoguozhiyebisaini？neikongzhinandubikadingchegaoduole，erqienengpaozhiyebisaideneigebushigedinggedexintaihao？woyaoshinengzaizheilibachekaifan，gaodidangzhequanbantongxuedemianjinikeyige。”
qiumengkanzheqinmiao：“zhende？neishishi？”
qinmiao：“zou！jintiangaodiderangnijianshiyixiashenmejiaozuozhiyexuanshou。”
“buji，banzhangtamenshuobisaishi10fenzhongzhihoucaikaishide。”
“buguohuayoushuohuilai，nizenmeduiwoganggangshuodeyidianfanyingdoumeiyoua？”qiumengchuolechuoqinmiaodegeboshuodao：“haodaizheiyeshiyigenvhaiziduinizhudongbiaobaiai！nifanyingzheimepingjingbuheshiba？woyigenvhaizibuyaomianzidema？”
qinmiaofanlegedabaiyan：“wohaibuzhidaoni？niyaoshizhendexihuanwo，woqinmiaodemingzizhijiedaoguolaixie。”
“buguozhuhongshuodejianglilimianruguopaodebiduiyoukuaidehuakeyiduiduiyoutichuyigezhenxinhuadamaoxianshiba？”shuodaozheili，gangganghaiyouxiezibideqinmiaoturanjiuganjuelaijingle。
shangxiadaliangleyixiaqiumeng，xunsidao：“wogaixuanzhenxinhuahaishidamaoxianni？”
“yaobujiulaigejiandandiande，jiaoshengdielaitingting。”
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