doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《weizhuangrenleishibaihou，wochenglefengpifanpai》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude，gaishuyisumuyaoshuweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：yanjiuyuanzhenggerendeshentiwanquanwuyishidijiangzhu，liangzhifangzaituichefushoushangdeshourutongbeinianzailefushoushang，huxizaicikebiandechenzhong，tanengqingxidi……
feiqidelanweilouzhong，chongchizhexueyedexingchouwei。huichen，yushui，xuexingdeqixijiaozazaiyiqi，**zherendeganguanxitong。
bansibuhuode“ren”zhengzhazhecongdishangzhanqilai，shandianyishanerguozhaoliangletamendeshenying。
neishizuigourangrenzuoemengdeyimu，hairendeshangkoubumanletamendeshenti，youxie“ren”deduzibeihuakaileyigedakou，gezhongneizanghunhezhexueyewangwaitang，youxie“ren”zebozichengxianchuyigeguiyidehudu，xikanjiuhuifaxiantamendeboziyijingyujianbangduankaileyibandelianjie。
danshishoulezheimezhongdeshang，tamenqueyijiunengcongxuebozhongzhanqilai，fangfoganshoubudaotengtong，zheiyijingbunengchengzhiwei“ren”。
sanjibianyizhong，keyiweizhuangchengrenleidewaimaoqianzangzairenqunzhizhong，gongjilijiqiang，shixue，keyiqingeryijuditusharenlei。
raner，tamencikedeyanshenzhongtouzhejuyi，fangfokandaolegengkongbudedongxi。danshibennengrangtamenbuduanqianjin。
zaiheiandejiachixia，bianyizhongbuduanyongshangloutilaidaodingceng。
tamenhenkuaibiansuodingleneigezhanzaiweiloubianyuandenanren。
qingpendedayujiazazheshandianzaitashenhouzhakai，heisedepifengsuizhefengyuyaoye。tadexiabanzhanglianbeimianjuyinzang，suifaxiadeshuangmoufanzhehanguang。
tajugaolinxiadikanzhemianqiandesanjibianyizhong，fangfozaikanyiqunlouyi。
“yiqishang，woganshijian。”
dichendeshengyinchuantoufengyu，chuandaolemeigerendeerduoli。
suihouyishengxiangzhi，shijianfangfozaicikeanxialezantingjian。
ranerzaiwuxingzhizhong，yiguyalizaixilai。
neixiefengyongerzhideguaiwu，congchongzaizuiqianmiandekaishiyicibianchengleyicengxuewu。
mianqiandezheiyimuwuyijiushiyichangdanfangmiandenianya，bianyizhongdegongjixiangshifangmanlesanbei，tamentaopaodebufahuangluan，yugangdidazheilishi，xianchudexingfenyujidongjieranbutong。
tamenzhujianmingbaileyijianshiqing。
这就是一个圈套。
wushujingtiluodaodishang，fanzheguiyideanhongse，fangfozhenggedimiandoubeixiangqianshanglehongsedeshuijing。
neiguqiangliedeyalicongweilouzhizhongtouchulai，rangzaizheifujindesuoyourendouganshoudaoleneiguzhengzailveduoshengmingdeliliang。
zaijuliweiloubuyuanyinzaianchudeyiliangheisejiaocheli，lianggerenshikejindingzheweiloudefangxiang。
“lvwen，woganjuelaodazuijinyoudianbuduijing。”huawumomingqimiaodimaochulaiyijuhua。
lvwen：“youshenmebuduijing？”
huawulailejingshen，fenxidao：“nikana，xiangyaobianyizhongdejingti，pairenzhuajigedaoyiqubujiunengjiejuema？laodaweishenmeyaoshejinqiuyuan，paodaoashilaizhaobianyizhong？”
gengbietijintianjingranrangtamenshexiaquantaojiangashidebianyizhongdouyindaoyigedifang，ranhoutamenlaodaqinziqingshazheizhongshiqing。
tazongganjuetamenlaodaxuanzeashishiyouqitadeyuanyin。
lvwen：“laodayouzijidedasuan。”
“neininenglijieneigema？”huawushenshouzhilexiahoupaishangshuodadeyipenghongsemeigui，“laodazenmekenenghuidinghua？haishijiubaijiushijiuduomeigui！”
简直是太反常了。
tamenlaodazicongyigeyueqianlaiguoyiciashizhihou，jiuhaoxiangshoudaoleshenme**。
huiyiqudezheiyigeyueshijianli，bujinshikeguanzhuzheashidedongxiang，haizongshidingzheshoujichushen。
erqiezaimangwanyiqudeshengyizhihou，talimafangxiashoulide“gongzuo”jiuganhuileashi，kaishiqingshaashidebianyizhong。
why？
“nanbuchengzanmenzuijinhetechujuyoushengyishangdewanglai？”huawuxiangyezhiyouzheiyigedaannengjieshideqingle。
techuju，teshuanjianchuliju。tamenyiqiansuanshijingshuibufanheshui，meizenmedaguojiaodao。
lvwenzefanboletadefenxi，“yinggaibushi。techujudeneixierenshizailaodaxingdongzhihou，turanjiedaotongzhicailaide。techujuderenduicibingbuzhiqing。”
xiangbumingbaigancuijiubuxiangle。
fengdangbolibeiyumufugai，touguoliudongdeyushui，liangrenjianshizhetechujudeyixingyidong。
lvwenzaiduijiangjizhongshuodao：“laoda，techujuderenshangqule。”
lvwendehuayingangluo，jiutingchemenbeipengdeyishengdakaiyouguanshang。yidaichendiandiandejingtiluodaoletahuaili。
chelidunshijinleyiguliangfeng，jihuawuhelvwendailaileganguanhexinlishuangzhongdeliangyi。
“laoda，zanmenzouma？”huawuzaijiashiweishangzuozhileshenzi，mubuzhuanjingdidingzheqianmiandelu，xiangshishangkekaixiaochabeilaoshidianmingdexuesheng，hegangcaiwanquanjiushilianggeyangzi。
敢动吗？完全不敢。
nanrenjianshangdeyuhualuodaohouzuodezuoweishang，yunranleyipianshuizi。tayanzhongdelengyizaikandaoneishumeiguihuashi，dunshirubingxuexiaorong。tadanshoubaozhemeiguihuashu，tuikailechemen。
“nimenlianggehuiyiqubanengliangtitiquchulai。youshiwohuilianxinimen。”
“是，老大。”
chemenzaicibeidakaiyouguanshang，nanrendeshenyingxiaoshizaiyumuzhizhong，liandaizhemeiguihuashuyiqiyuheiyerongweiyiti。
chelidechuanlailiangshengtanxi，lvwenhehuawudousongleyikouqi。
lvwenbudebuchengrenhuawudecaice，“laodaqueshibianle。”
yiwangtadongshouzhihou，jiexialaidejitiandouhuibiandeyichanglengxuebaozao，zheihaishidiyicizheimehaoshenghaoqidirangtamenzoule。
huawuyediandiantou，“jiushibuzhidaolaodazheishiyaoquna。”
lvwen：“zouba，zaitechujuderenfaxianzhiqianlikaizheili。”
……
“shengdui，womenshenmedoumeiyoufaxian。”
jiangzhengdongdaloushangxiasousuoleyiquandouyiwusuohuodebeianheluyao，buyoudexiangshibushiyikedekancechuxianlewenti。
bijingxianzaijintiandeyushi，huanjingyebijiaohei……
“bukeneng！”duijiangjilichuanlaiyikejiqiedeshengyin，“wogangcaidekanceshijueduibuhuichucuode。yidingshizainimendidazhiqianfashengleshenme。”
kongdangdedalounei，chulemandidehuichenhebeifengsaojinlaideyushuizaiwuqita。shenmeshengyindouxiaoshile。fangfozheilimeiyoufashengguorenheshiqing。
jiuzaiyichoumozhanzhiji，shengchengzhoudunxiashenjiangshouzhangfugaizaidimianshang。
yubeianheluyaojianci，yanliluchuledanyoudeshenqing。
shengchengzhoushitechujuweiyiyigeyongyoujingshenxiyinengderen，takeyiganshoudaoxianchangliuxiadenengliangbodong。
danshitazaishangcirenwuzhizhonghaofeiletaiduojingshenli，shoudeshanghaimeiyouwanquanhuifu，juzhangdoujinggaotazheiduanshijianbunengzaishiyongyinengle，fouzejingshenwenluandailaidehouguoshibukeyucede。
luyao：“shengdui，nideshanghaimeiyouhao，haishibie……”
“yourenlaiguozheili。”shengchengzhoudaduanletajiexialaiyaoshuodehua。
duijiangjideduimian，yikejidongdishuo，“woshuoshenmelaizhe！yidingyoudisanfangjieru。”
keshixiayimiao，shengchengzhoudehuarangsuoyourendouzhouqilemeitou。
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