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xiaoshuozhurengongshichuyixiayizhudexiaoshuojiao《wozhenshidifuyanjun》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiwangwangxianbeixiedeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：“sunzei，kuaijiyeyeshaoqian，jiangshimencuijunxiangla！”chuyimeicirushui，yeyedoulaituomengyaoqian，haishuozijizaidifuzaofanle！chuyibenyiweishiyichangemeng，zhidaomoutianyeyejitafalezuihoutongdie：“sunzei，niyaoshizaibujiwoshaoqian，yeyejiuzhinengbanidaixialaile！”weileduohuoliangtian，chuyihuashenshaozhikuangmo。zhongjiezhe、aotuman、qiangxiziyou……zhandoulibugou？meiguanxi。“laoban，zaijiwolai20......

精彩章节

ng？zheihuatingzhehenershua。

zaikanlingtouzhiren，kebujiushizhiqianzhaoshideqizhenma。

chuyixinlideshitoulikefangxia，xiaoxixidishuodao："zheibumaduizhangma？dabanyedezhuanchenglaiwenhouwoa？"

suijiyouzuochuyifuhuangrandawudebiaoqingjixushuo："e，wozhidaole，nishilaiyao**sunshangfeideba，neinizheitanggujishibaipaole，woyifendoubuhuijini。"

chuyishuowanzheihua，qizhenhaimeiyousuobiaoshi，tashenbiandexiongdibianfenfenhoutui。

yibianyongqiguaideyanshendaliangerren，yibianqieqiesiyu。

"nitingjianchuyishuoshenmelema？**sunshangfei！"

"tingjianletingjianle，meixiangdaomagepingchangwandezheimeye。"

liujiangengshiyifuhuangrandawudebiaoqing，shuodao："nanguaimagekanjianzhaopianjiuquzhaotamafan，woyiweimageshixihuansunqing，yuanlaitashichichuyidecua！"

shishizhengming，zhiyaohuatidui，nanrenbaguadenenglibubinvrenruo。

qizhentingzhexiongdimendeyilun，qideliandouzile，nuheyisheng："bietmhulielie，laozishizhinan，bigangjindouzhidezhinan。"

chuyiduiqizhendefennushierbujian，muguangkanxiangliujian，raoyouxingzhidewendao："liujian，nigangcaishuodezhaopianshisha，naguolaiwokankan。"

qizhenduichuyizheifuqingsongdezuilianhenkanbuguan，kaikoubianma："chuyi，ni……"

huagangchukou，bianbeichuyiqianglehuiqu。

"bizui！wotmwennilema？"

qizhenzhenshixiangbudao，beizheimeduorenweizhe，chuyijingganchuyanbuxun。

zuigangadeshi，tahaibeimalengle，qizhenshenweidage，ganjuehendiuren。

qizhenqidehuiqiquantouxiangchuyidaleguoqu，chuyicishiquexiangmeikandaoyiyang，zhanzaiyuandiyidongbudong，muguangyijiudingzheliujian。

neishabaodadequantouzhayanjianbianlaidaochuyimianqian，zhongrendunshidaoxiyikouliangqi，naohaizhongyiranfuxianchuchuyibeidadaozaididechangjing。

liujianzheigesongbao，gengshihedebishangleyanjing。

yimiao、liangmiao、sanmiao……

yuxiangzhongdecanjiaoshengmeiyouchuxian，liujianjiangyanjingzhengkaiyitiaofeng，tafaxianchuyiyijiuzhigougoudikanzheziji，erqizhenzebaochizhechuquandezishi。

zhijianqizhenlianzhangdetonghong，saibangshangderoubutingzhandou，kanqilaisihuchinaidejingdouyongchulaile。

这是什么情况？

拍电影呢？

zaikanshenbianderen，yigegezhangzuidengyan，fangfojiandaoleshenmebudeledeshiqing。

liujianyanzhezhongrendemuguangzixidaliang，buyoudexintouyizhan，tafaxianqizhendequantoujingranbeichuyiyongyizhishoudangzhule！

这怎么可能！

chuyizenmekenengruciqingsongdangzhuqizhen！

ruguocishizhongrenzhishizhenjing，neimejiexialaifashengdeshibianzuyilingtamengandaodanhan。

zhijianchuyidezuijiaoweiweishangyang，luchuyimoheshandexiaorong，suihoudangzhuqizhenquantoudeshouzhangmengdiyiniu。

咔嚓。

yigeweiruodeshengyinchuxianzailejijingdeyekongzhong，suizhierlaidebianshizhenzhencanjiao。

"a！wodeshou！wodeshouduanla！"

chuyipieleyandaodiaihaodeqizhen，shifenxianqididao："dawanshangdeaoaojiao，youmeiyougongdexina！"

shuowan，wanxiayaokaojinqizhen，yongshouwuzhutadexiaba，yongliyiyao。

"呜呜呜……"

qizhenyuanbendecanjiaoshenglikexiaoshi，bianchenghanhunbuqingdewuyan。

yuanlaishitadexiababeizhaidiaole。

chuyichongqizhenxiaolexiao，suijitaiqijiaohenhentizaitade**shang，yizhenjutongcong**zhichongnaohai，tengdeqizhenhunshenzhandou。

kandaomanliantongkudeqizhen，chuyiyaoleyaotou，nannandao："shuolezaiganrewojiutibaonidejuhua，zenmejiubuzhangjixingni！"

jiezheyouyongshouzhilezhiliujian："niguolai，zanliangtantanzhaopiandeshi。"

liujianbeihedetuiruanwufadongdan，tashenbiandexiongdikedaibuzhule，batuijiupao。

chuyijianzhuangyebuzhuigan，tineiyunzhuandalijingangzhixukongyidian，neirenjingdangchangdaodi！

chuyichuilechuishizhi，yilian**dishuo："baoqian，yiqianconglaimeiduinimenshuoguo，qishiwolianguowushu，mianqiangsuangegaoshou。"

daozaiyipangdeqizhenkandaocifanchangjing，hededouwangjihantengle。

xinxiangnizheitmnengjiaowushu，wanquanshifashulehaoba！

yizhongxiaodiyebeihedetandaozaidi，buganzaiyoutaopaodejudong。

kanzhezhongrendefanying，chuyihenmanyi，talaidaoliujianshenbianshuodao："zhaopianni？nachulaikankanba。"

chuyiyibianshuoyibianshenshou，jieguodongzuotaida，baxiaotiancaiertongshoubiaolouchulaile。

shoubiaoshanyaozhe**deguangmang，jiangxiaomoxiandexingxiangyingchendegewaixianyan。

liujianyoudianxiangxiao，dantaqingchu，xianzaiyaoshixiaochulaiyidinghuibeimiekoude！

taqiangrenxiaoyi，jiangshoujitaolechulai，shengyinzhandoudeshuo："chuyi……budui，chuge，zhaopianzaiwoshoujili，shizhiqianpeiwobashangyebanshipaide，haiyouyiduanshipinyezaizheilimian，duile，wohaixichuleyizhang，xianzaiyinggaizaiqizhenshenshang。"

chuyisuishoufankan，faxianshipinzhongzhengshizijizaoyuyanguineitiandechangjing。

shipinmeiyoushengyin，guangkanhuamian，zijiyusunqinghaizhenxiangyiduixiaoqinglv。

chuyipielepiezui，yanshenzhongshanguoyisibuyichajuedeshiluo。

sunqingneizhongxueba，zenmekenenghezijichengweiqinglvni？

anxiashanchujian，chuyijiangshoujihaijileliujian，suihouyoucongqizhenshenshangsouchuleerrenjiewendezhaopian。

benxiangjiangzhaopiansidiao，danzhuannianyixiang，zheiyesuanzijidechuwenliuniana，bianjiangqifangzaileshouzhong。

chuyifanhuiliujianshenpang，yilianheshandiwendao："liujian，niquedingsuoyoudezhaopiandoumeileba。"

liujiandiantourudaosuan，dadao："meile，wobaozhengquanmeile。"

chuyixinweidikanzheliujian，pailepaitadejianbangshuo："ninengquerenmeilejiuxing，wozheigerentebiebuxihuanbierenpianwo，ruguowofaxiannishuohuang，nijiuzhunbeixueshouyuba。"

扑通。

liujianzhitingtingdidaozaidishang。

他竟然被吓晕了。

chuyiyizhenwuyu，tazhilezhiqiyuderen，shuodao："nimenjige，douzhidaotamenjiazainaba，kuaidianbarensonghuiqu。"

jirenlianliantou，kangqixingdongbubiandesanweijiuyaozou。

chuyiturankaikoudao："zheijianshi，nimenbuhuishuochuquba。"

jirentouyaodexiangbolanggu，yikoutongshengdishuo："buhui，womenjuebuhuibanihesunqingtanlianaideshishuochuqu。"

chuyimeitouyizhou，dao："bushizheijian。"

jirenduilexiayanshen，youshuo："niyongwugongdashangqizhendeshi，womenyejueduibushuo。"

chuyimeitouzhoudegengjin，dao："yebushizheijian。"

zheixiajigerenyouxiemengle，xunsibantian，yigemaganbandenanshengwendao："neinishuodeshishashia？"

chuyizhilezhizijishouwan，nuhe："wotmdshuodeshizheikuaibiao，sheiganbazheijianshishuochuqu，wobatadeshetou！"

zhongrenhuangrandawu，zaisanbaozhenghoufangcaideyiliqu，chuyikandaozhongrenzouyuan，wuzifanhuijiazhong。

qizhenbeisonghuijia，yituimenbianjiandaodageqijiekaozaishafashangbimuyangshen。

taxinzhongdeweiqushunjianbaofa，wuyanzhexiangqijiepaoqu，pazaidagetuishanghaotaodaku。

qijiebunaifandizhengkaiyan，yuguangyipie，shunjianshale。

zheitmshizijididima？

怎么被打成这样？

qijieshengyinjiaojidezhuiwen："nitmyouqunayele，zenmebeirendachengzheiyang？"

qizhenwenyankudegengcan，kouzhongwuwuzhijiao，queshuobuchuyijuwanzhengdehua。

qijiezheicaifaxian，dididexiababeirenzhaile，ganjinjiangqizhendexiabaduanshang。

qizhentongdeyishengcanjiao，jinjiezhebaozhuqijiededatuikuhaodao："dage，nikedejiwozuozhua！womenxuexiaoyougejiaochuyide，hewoqiangnvren，haidongshoudawo！"

"nikanwozheishouwan，doubeitadazhele！"

qizhentaiqiyoushou，luchushouwan，cishitadeshouwanzhongdezuyouwankoudaxiao。

qijiejiancixintengbuyi，tamolemoqizhendetou，shuodao："nianxinyangshang，zheigechoudagejinibao！"

qizhenlianliandiantoudao："dage，neixiaozihuigongfu，nikedexiaoxindian。"

yitingqizhenzhangtarenweifeng，qijiexinzhongbukuai，henhenchuoleliangxiaqizhendenaomen，madao："tmdsongbao，beidalejiudahuilai，shuoshenmehuigongfu，nidangpaiwuxiapianni？"

suihouqijiedianranyizhixiangyan，shenxiyikou，nannanziyudao："made，neiwanyiworebuqi，haishoushibulegexiaozaizi？chuyi，minggelaozihaohaohuihuini！"