muxiazhishuidedazhihuixiede《wozhenshixueshen》zhendehenhaokan，gushiqingjiediedangqifukourenxinxian，zhendehenbang，jiangshule：zhenggejiaoshi，zhishengxiayelingchenzaiheibanshangxiezideshengyin。yigeyouyigegongshicongyelingchendebixiachuxian，conggaoyidaogaosan，congdazhonghuadaopianmendegongshi，yelingchenju……
yanzhengzhengdekanzheshiwankuaiqiancongzijimianqianliuzou，yelingchendeneixinshibengkuide，buguohenkuaitajiudiaozhengxintai，youzhexueshenxitongzaishen，zijiyinggaijinchiyidian，bunengweileshiwankuaiqianerzheyao。
gaokaoshijieyufenfen，yidazao，yelingchenjiubeimamajiaoxing，dingzhemenglongxiyuxiangzhehuiansizouqu。
xianzaigaokaozaiji，shaoxiangbaifoqiugaofenchenglelinshibaofojiaozuiyouxiaodefangfa，huiansizuoweizhishuishizuiweichumingdesimiao，meitianqianlaishaoxiangderenluoyibujue。
daqingzao，huiansiqianzaojiupaimanleren，tingshuohenduorenyuanyihuashuwanyuan，jiuweilezhengduodangtiandiyizhuxiang。
ershiwuyuanmailezhangmenpiao，youtingconglikaiqianmuqindefenfu，huashiwuyuanmaileyigezhuangyuanxiangtaocan，yelingchenbiangensuizherenqunyidiandiandexiangzhesineiqianjin。
yantuxianshishoumendesidatianwang，suihoushixiaokouchangkaimilefohedacidabeideguanshiyinpusa，yelingchenyiyibaiguo。
zhengzhongyangshiyigezuihuihongzhuangyandedaxiongbaodian，fozubaifangzaidadiandezhongyang，fukanshiren。
yelingchenbailesanbai，chuanguodaxiongbaodianzhunbeizhibencemiandewenshupusadadianerqu。
raner，xinglejibu，tadejiaobuqueshiweiweiyidun，zailiangceleisixiangfangdedifangjuranshelileyigezangshuge，zheilimianshoululebushaofojing，keyigongyoukefanyue。
zangshugezaixianjinshehuidengtongyuzhuangshi，yejiurangrenzoumaguanhuadezouyizao，meiyourenhuiquxixifanyue。
buguoyelingchenqueshilailexingzhi，zijiyouzhexueshenxitong，anlishuoxueshenmedoukeyi，zheidifangdezangshukendinghewaimiandeshujibutong？
zangjinggedeshuhenduo，erqiedabufendouxiangduipojiu，zheisimiaohaochengbainianlaosi，xianglaizheixieshudeniandaiyepianxiangyugulao。
yelingchenshitanxingdenaqiyiben《jingangjing》fanyue。
“zixue《jingangjing》，foxueshuliandu+1。”
“zixue《jingangjing》，foxueshuliandu+1。”
……
yelingchenfanyuelepiankebianfangxialeshuji，zijixuefoxuezhishilangfeishijian，haishixiankankanyoumeiyouqitadeshuji。
piankehou，yiben《fodaozhenjie》yinqiletadezhuyi。
zheibenshuhaoxiangjiangdeshifofahedaofadeyuanyuan，qineibaohanleshijianhenduobuweirenzhidechangshi。
“zixue《fodaozhenjie》，changshishuliandu+1。”
“zixue《fodaozhenjie》，changshishuliandu+1。”
“zixue《fodaozhenjie》，changshishuliandu+1。”
……
xiangbudaochangshiyesuanshiyizhongjineng，zhidaochangshideshuliandubuzaizengzhang，yelingchenzheicaifangxiashuji，changshishulianduyijingdadaolebaifenzhiliushi，chuleyixiejiweipianmendechangshiwai，yibandechangshiyelingchendouqingqingchuchu。
congtouzoudaowei，chulefojingwaibingmeiyouqitafaxian，yelingchenbianzhunbeilikai。
raner，tamuguangweiweiyisao，queshitingliuzaiyigejiaoluo，neichujiaoluodeshugengxiandelaojiu，henduodifangdoupobaibukan，keyikandaoqishanghuazhehenduoxiaorentuhua。
咦？小人书？
yelingchennaqishu，shenxiyikouqichuilechuishushangdehuichen，jiezheyongshoucashi。
《罗汉拳拳谱》。
kanzhezheiwugezi，yelingchenchadianxiaochulai，zheitemeyetaichedanle。
huiansijuranyouzheizhongxiaopengyoukandexiaorenshu？
nanbuchengzheilideheshanghai**baitan，qipianxiaopengyou？
taiciyelingchendouxianghaole，“xiaopengyou，wokannigugejingqi，jianglaibiranshiwanzhongwuyidejueshigaoshou，zheiben《luohanquanquanpu》dazhecuxiaozhiyaowukuaiqian，baohudiqiudezhongrenjiujiaojinile！”
zhengzhunbeibashufanghuiqu，turan——
“zixue《luohanquanquanpu》，luohanquanshuliandu+1。”
纳尼？！
yelingchendelianseshunjianbiandegewaidejingcai，xintiaodouranjiasu，nazhequanpudeshoudouzaifadou。
武功！中国功夫！
wuxiamengkeyishuoshizaimeigerenxinzhonggenshendigu，huodexitongyijingsuanshitiancile，xianzai，lianwugongdouyoule！
yelingchenshenzhihuaiyizheiyijingbushizijiyuanlaideshijie。
“zixue《luohanquanquanpu》，luohanquanshuliandu+1。”
“zixue《luohanquanquanpu》，luohanquanshuliandu+1。”
“zixue《luohanquanquanpu》，luohanquanshuliandu+1。”
……
lengshenjian，shulianduyijiuzaifengzhang，zhiyaoyelingchenshouzhongdebufangxia，shuliandujiuhuizhangdaojixianweizhi。
**！wotemeyihouyaoniubile！
……
bangexiaoshihou，yelingchenshenqingqishuangdecongzangshugezhongzouchu，hengzhexiaoqulaidaowenshupusadedadian。
“ganxiewenshupusabaoyou，cijiwoniubihonghongdexueshenxitong，dizishouxiale。”yelingchenyibianniantaozhe，yibiangongjingdeketou。
“yelingchen？niyelaile。”shenpang，yigeqingcuideshengyinxiangqi。
huitoukanqu，quejianyiweishaonvzhengqiaoshengshengdezhanzaizijidemianqian。
tachuanzhedanhuangsedeyishan，xiamianshiyijianqianhuisededuanqun，quanshenmeiyouyidianshoushidianzhui，quejirenyizhonglingdongzhigan，jiusuanwanquansuyan，yijiunanyanqimeili。
漂亮。
干净。
纯天然。
“yunxi，haoqiaoa。”yelingchenyeshixiaodao，“niyeshiyigerenlaide？”
zhangyunxi，yelingchencunzilidecunhua，shuoshicunhua，yelingchenjuedeshihuadoubuweiguo，jiashihenjiandan，yincijiweididiao，buguodanfanjianguotaderen，douhuixianrudanxiangsi。
budanzhenggecundeqingnianzhuiqiu，tingshuozhangyunxijinruxuexiaohou，tongyangshiquanxiaozhuiqiudeduixiang。
kexiyelingchenchengjitaicha，gaozhonggenzhangyunxibuzaiyigexuexiao，yincijianxingjianyuan，xiangbudaozaizheilinengyudao。
“ng。”liangrentongcundeshihou，jiajulibingbuyuan，suanshibangeqingmeizhuma，zhangyunxixiandeyehengaoxing，“gaokaozhishengxiajitianle，womenxuexiaojisuoyourenfanglejia，womamabianrangwodaozheilishaoxiangqiufo，woganggangkannishenshentaotaode，genfozudigushani？”
“wozaixuyuan，xiwangfozubaoyou，rangwonenggenwodenvshenshangtongyisuodaxue。”yelingchenxinshidandandeshuodao。
“ninvshenshishei？”zhangyunxihaoqidao。
yelingchenduizhezhangyunxiliezuiyixiao，“yuanzaitianbianjinzaiyanqian。”
“pei，buyaozaifozumianqianshuozheizhonghua。”zhangyunxilianseyihong，dengletayiyan。
“fozuyijingjiwohuifule，shuowoyidinghuixinxiangshicheng。”yelingchendandingdejixudiaoxidao，rangzhangyunxideliangenghong。
youlexueshenxitong，yelingchenfaxianzijidexintaiyijingwanquanbianle，zuoshibuzaixiangyiqianneibanweishouweiwei，pingshibugankaidewanxiaokeyizhangzuijiulai，jiusuanzaimeinvmianqian，yefangdekaile。
liangrenbaiwanfo，shuoshuoxiaoxiaojianyijingzouchulehuiansi。
huiansidewaimianshiyigejudadeguangchang，cishiderenliujuranbujianfanzeng，qizhongyichuweimanleren，youzheqingweidexuanhuashengchuanlai。
“xiangyaobaoyouzijidehaizigaokaoqudehaochengjide，xiangyaobaoyouzijidejiatinghexiemeimanxingfude，xiangyaobaoyouersunmantangzhangmingbaisuide，doukanguolaia，huofozaishi，kaishimanzudajiadexinyuanle……”
“haoxiangshiqifude，womenyequkankan，shuobudingnengbaoyouwomengaokaokaohao。”zhangyunxishuodao。
liangrenzouguoqu，quejianzairenqundezhongxinyouzheyouyiweishenchuandaofudezhongnianren，tamianrongshouxue，bazihu，pojuyoushengundetezheng，haiyouliangweizhuanghanzaiyipangyaohezhexiyinrenchao。
“birenshichenglonghushan，tujingcidi，ganzhicidirenjiediling，zuoyegengshiyoushenxiantuomeng，rangwoyidingyaoyucidijieyigeshanyuan，guzaicikaitanzuofa，weizhuweiqujibixiong。”daorenduizherenqungonglegongshou，xuanhuqishendeshuodao。
zaitadeshenhou，lizheyigejiazi，qishangchenliezhebushaowupin，taomujian、qinghuaci、jinnang、tongqian、maobidengdeng……
“zheijiazishangshiwodequanbujiadang，meiyigedoubeishenxiankaiguoguang，youzheshenguimocezhineng，benlaiwoshishebudenachulaide，dannaihezuoyeshenxiantuomeng，rangwobunengsizang，zheicaiwunainachu。”
daorenwunaideyaoleyaotou，fumozhezheijiazi，haosifumozhezuiaideqingren，“buguo，zheijiazishangdedongxiyouxiezhishizhanshi，woshiwanwanshebudesongrende。”
“biruzheibataomujian，peibanlewoshinian，wocengjingyongtazhanshaguoegui，keyibangrenhuajiemeiyun，zaibiruzheifozu，cengjingbeifozuqinzikaiguoguang，keyijirendailaijixiang……”
yelingchenlengyanpangguan，zhangyunxiqueshiyilianderenzhen，“wa，neigedaorenhaoxianghenlihaideyangzi。”
renqunzhong，henduorenkanneidaorenshuodetoutoushidao，yeshiyifubumingjuelidemoyang。
“zhendejiade？buhuishipianrendeba？”
“jiushi！zheishishangzhendeyoushenxianma？”
“ninengbaoyouwohaizikaogaokaozhuangyuanma？”
……
更多人，则是质疑。
buguo，buguanjieguoruhe，zheigedaorenchenggongdediaodongqiledajiadehaoqixin，renyuejuyueduo。
“wozhidaonimenbuxin，buguowufang，wohuixiangnimenzhengming。”daorenlizaiyuandi，couqiaoyouzheyizhenfengchuilai，daopaodoudong，haoyifuxianfengdaogudemoyang。
“拿水和筷子来。”
daorenshuaileshuaixiuzi，jiangyigebolibeidaomanshui，jizhongrenzhanshizhihou，zaibakuaizicharushuizhong，keyikandao，shuizhongdekuaizibiandewaixie。
suoyourendoushijingjingdikanzhe。
zhijian，neidaorenbabolibeifangzaizhuoshang，suihoukaishiweiraozhebolibeizhuanquan，kouzhongniannianyouci：“longhushandizi，guiqiupusaxianling，mamimamihong！”
tadeshouzhimengdiyizhibeizi，neiyuanbenwaixiedekuaizijuranzaizhongmukuikuizhixiamanmandeliqi！
“a！zenmekeneng？”zhangyunxibuyoudewuzuijingjiaochusheng，yanzhongmanshijingwei。
“**！shuizhongdekuaizibianzhile！”
“niubile，nandaozhendeshipusaxianling？”
“gaoren，zheicaishidedaogaorena，qiugaorenyidingyaobaoyouwoquanjiapingan！”
……
suoyourendoufachujingtansheng，yigegekanxiangneidaorendeyanguangdunshijiubianle。
“gaoren，ruhecainengrangwohaiziqudehaochengjia？”
“gaoren，zenmeyangcainengrangwofacaia，qiugaozhi……”
renqunyishunjianxianrule**。
daorenlianshangdaixiao，chongrubujingdezhanzaiyuandi，dandandekaikou：“qiguo，shenghuo！”
dedaomingling，neiliangmingzhuanghanzoudaozaoyizhunbeizaiyipangdeguoqian，kaishidianguo。
zhongrenwangqu，guonei，juranshiyiguoyou！
“dajiashaoanwuzao。”daorenmanyouyoudekaikou，“suiranwohenxiangbangzhudajia，dannaihewodedongxiyouxian，nimenrenshuyouduo……”
“woyuanyichuqianmai，jiagaozhede！”budaitashuowan，renqunzhongjiuyourengaohuchusheng。
“meicuo，jiagaozhede！qinggaorenbazhenzangcijiwomen！”
……
daorenmanyidekanzherenqun，yebushuohua，suihouzhuanshencongjiazishangnaxiayigehongsedejinnang，bianshangcizhejinsedecixiu。
“zheishipinganfu，daizaishenshang，kebaoyishipingan，haikeyidangyicidazai！”daorenshuowan，queshi“putong”yisheng，bajinnangtouruyouguozhong。
zhongrenmiansedabian，cishi，youguoyijingfeiteng，gudonggudongdemaozhereqi，jingsongwubi。
“zheijinnangbenshipusazengyuwozhiwu，cishiwoquezhuanzengtaren，liyingshoudaochengfa！”daorendayilinrandeshuodao，suihou，zaisuoyourenpingxidezhushixia，jiangshouhuanhuanshenxiangleyouguozhizhong！
“gaoren，wanwanbukea！”
“gaoren，niweilewomen，xishengtaidale！cankui，cankuia！”
zaizhongrentongxinjishoudejihushengzhong，daorencongyouguozhongnachujinnang，satuodao：“dajiabubiguahuai，zheishipindaogaiyoudejie，zheipinganjinnangsheiyao？”
“qiugaorenjiwoba，wochuwubai！”
“wubaiyehaoyisi？wochuyiqian！”
“我两千！”
……
zuizhong，zheigejinnangbeiyigepangziyongwuqianmaixia，pangzideyiwubi，rutongkaixuandejiangjun……
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