《wozhishizaizongyizhibozuoleyidaoti》shiyibulingrenxindongdehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo，youhuifurenqiaomiaogousi。gushijiangshuleyewushuangjishenzaiyiciourandeshijianzhongtashangleyiduanwujindemaoxianzhilv。yewushuangjishenjiangmianduigezhongweixianhemiti，bingjieshileyiqundaoyiheyouyidehuoban。tongguozhihui、yongqiheyili，yewushuangjishenzhujianfaxianlezijidezhenzhengshiming，bingweizhifendoudaodi。nanshengdebiaoqingyufadeyi。yewushuangxinxiang：shangyigezheimetiaoxintaderen，shizenmesidelaizhe？tasongkaishubao，……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
第4章
jianyewushuangziguzikanshu，meinazhengyanqiaoziji，sunhongxiabuyoudegengshengqile。
tazouxiajiangtai，tingzaiyewushuangmianqian，taishoujiuhuixiayibazhang！
“buzhisihuodedongxi！”
tadebaobeierzitazijidoushebudeda，yewushuangzheizhongxiangxialaidejianhuo，pingshenmeda？
zhangfengkuaisulaixi，yewushuangqingqinglianyixiaheitong，tongdishaqizhengteng。
tayonggengkuaidesuduzhuozhusunhongxiadeshouwan，zhanqilaifanshoujiushiyibazhang，chouzailesunhongxiadefeilianshang！
啪！
sunhongxiabeidadelianlianhoutui！
jiaoshihoupaifachujingtan，xueshengmenyanjingdoukanzhile。
叶无双牛啊！
连校董都敢打！
张超也傻眼了。
taxinxiayihen，chaoqishoubianjiangzhuoshangdejiaogun，yonglihuixiangyewushuang。
“臭娘们儿！”
yewushuangyanshenlengmo，ceshenyiduo，taituiyijiaochuaizhongzhangchaodeduzi。
“哦！”
zhangchaoyelianlianhoutui，zhuangzaimuqinshenshang。
keliansunhongxiahaimeizhanwenni，jiubeierzi“duang”deyisheng，zhuangdaozaidi。
“ka”deyisheng，gutouyeduanle！
sunhongxianalishouguozheizhongzui，zhijieyunjue！
“妈！”
zhangchaodahanyisheng，jianmuqinhunmibuxing，lianmangzhaohujigetongxuebamuqinjiaquyiwushi。
linzouqian，haibuwangzhongfuzhiqiandehua：“yewushuang，nigandaxiaodong，nijiwodengzhe！”
jiaoshihuifuxianqiandeanjing。
youyuhoupaidemuguangtaiweihuore，yewushuangzhuanshenxianghoukanqu，jingzhijuemeidelianshangmoranguadan。
唰唰唰唰——
xueshengmenshoujiaobingyong，qiqiwangjiaoluoji。
shengpayewushuangyigebushuang，batamenyezouyidun。
raneryewushuangbingmeiyouxingquzoutamen，zhishizuoxialaijixufanshu。
zheicideshilianrenwushinaxiayuekaodiyi。
zhiyouwancheng30geshilianrenwucainengfuhuodidi。
tabuxiangzaidiyibujiushibai。
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meiduojiu，guangbolimianxiangqiangyangdejiezou。
neishishengqiyishideruchangyinle，tixingshishenggaiququguangchangjihele。
yewushuangheshangkeben，banaozhongzhishihuizongyifan，yesuitongxuezouchujiaoshi。
shifenzhonghou，guangchangliwuyangyangzhanmanshisheng。
jiandanquebushizhuangzhongdeshengqiyishijieshu，toufahuabai、shenchuanshenlansetangzhuangdenanfuxiaozhangshangtaizhici。
zhicineirongqianpianyilv，dajiadabuqijingshen，zhidaoxueshengdaibiaoshangtaiyanjiang。
neishigeshiba、qideshaonian，hesetoufa，wuguanduanzheng，chuanzheheibaixiangjiandeyinglunfengxiaofu，xiangrimannanzhu。
taixialimabuanfenqilai，nvshengyouweijidong。
“ohhhh！shenwenyushenxiaocao！”
“wotamazuomengdouxiangheshenxiaocaotanlianai，kexishenxiaocaoyijingyouweihunqiyewushuangle，wuwuwu！”
“pingshenmeyigexiangxiameinengjiajishenxiaocaoa，wobufu！！”
“nibufuyoushenmeyong，jiusuanmeiyouyewushuang，yelunbudaoniba？”
“jiushi，shenwenyukeshigongkaishuoguo，rongqingrurongxiaohuashizuifuhetazeoubiaozhundenvhai！”
tidao“rongqingru”，dajiademuguangxiayishikanxiangyimingshaonv。
shaonvshencaimiaotiao，zhangfapiaopiao，chuanzhexueyuanzhifu，rongmaomeili，qizhiwenwan。
sizhounanshengjieyongmobaimiliandeyanshenqiaota，fangfotashiguxilashenhuazhongdeshengjienvshen。
“yigejiaqibujian，nvshenhaoxianggengmeile......”
“suiranbenjiexiaohuapaixingbanghaimeijieshu，dandiyidedezhukendingshinvshenba？”
“zheibushifeihuama？haiyounvdenengzaigefanggemianqiangguonvshen？”
“meiyou！rongqingru，yyds！”
zheishi，guangchangwaimianchuanlaiyizhenjicudejiaobusheng。
laizhezhengshigebodaleshigaodesunhongxiahezhangchao。
liangrenyiyanbufazoushangjiangtai，shenwenyuyihuodetingzhifayan，tashenhoudelaoshimenyeyitouwushui。
fuxiaozhanglvxianyingshangqu，yuqiguanxin：“sunxiaodonghezhangtongxuezenmeshoushangle？”
xiaodongshixuexiaodechuzifang，tayigefuxiaozhangzhiyougongweidefen。
“beinimenxuexiaodexueshengdade！”sunhongxiamozhezijihaimeixiaozhongdelianyaoyaqiechi，yaobushibeixiaoyijishijiuzhi，tahaibuzhidaozijiyaoyundaoshenmeshihou。
“shenme？”fuxiaozhangyijing。
haiyouxueshengganbaxiaodonghexiaodongdeerzidachengzheiyang？
sunhongxialenghengyisheng，kanxiangshenwenyu。
xinxiang：yewushuanggandatamen，bujiushizhangzhezijibeihouyoushenjiama？
neitajiuzhijienashenjiaxiashou！
biqijinjishiniancaijueqidehaomenshenjia，tasuojiadezhangjia，keshiyanchengdelaopaihaomen！
lunzipaibei，neiyeshizhangjiazaiqian，shenjiazaihou！
sunhongxiadiqishizudezhiwendao：“shenwenyu，nimenshenjiashizenmejiaodaoerxifude？kankanyewushuangbawohewoerzidachengshenmeyangle！”
zheihuayichu，quanchanghuaran！
yiqianweiweinuonuo、renrenqifudexiangxiatubaozi，bazhangyangbahu，hengxingbadaodesunhongxiamuzibaozouleyidun？
真的假的？
“sunfurenzaikaiwanxiaoma？”shenwenyuzhoumei，bennengdebuxiangxin。
zhangchaozhizhezijineizhangyuqingjiaocuodelian：“womahuinazheizhongshikaiwanxiao？”
xiangxiangyizhangchaohesunhongxiadexingzidequebukenengsahuang，shenwenyuyibianzaixinzhonganmayewushuangzhihuijitatianmafan，yibianshuodao：
“sunfurenhezhangtongxuexinu，yewushuangshixiangxialaide，meishenmejiaoyang，biehetayibanjianshi。”
sunhongxiagengshengqile：“buyibanjianshi？nandaowohewoerzibeidale，haiyaodafacibeideyuanliangyewushuang？
shenwenyu，wokannimenshenjia，shibuxiangjixuhezhangjiahezuoleba！”
tidaoliangjiahezuodeshi，shenwenyuliansedabian：“sunfurenwuhuile，wohuirangyewushuanghaohaodejierweipeilidaoqian，zhidaoerweimanyiweizhi！”
“bayewushuangjiaoshanglai！”sunhongxiashengyinjianxi：“zheishibuchulihao，dajiadoubiexianghaoguo！”
fuxiaozhangganmanglaidaomaikefengqian：“gaosanerbanyewushuang，shanglai！”
renqunzidongjiyewushuangrangkaiyitiaolu，shiyewushuangdiyishijianbaoluzaidazhongshiyeli。
yeshidaolezheiyike，yewushuangdeyangmaotuibiancaibeigengduorenzhixiao。
xueshengmenrenbuzhuqieqiesiyu：
“zheizhenshineigedanxiaochounvyewushuang？wohaiyiweinimenshuotabianmeishizaipianwo！”
“woyeyiweinimenzaoshangfajiwodezhaopianshipde......meixiangdaotabenrenbizhaopianhaimei？？？”
“zheiyanzhi，woshuoyijutabirongqingrupiaoliangbuguofenba？”
“piaoliangyoushenmeyong？tayourongnvshencongmingma？yourongnvshenduocaiduoyima？”
“zhibuguocongyigechunhuo，bianchengleyigebutaichoudechunhuoeryi，danfantazhishangzhengchangdian，tadoubuhuibasunhongxiahezhangchaodachengneiyang。”
“shuodeyeshi......”
yewushuangmeiyoulihuisizhoudedaliang，yilianlengjingchaojiangtaizouqu。
fangfotaishangdengdaitadebushiduofangzhize，ershishuyushenglizhedejiamianyishi。
tagangzoushangjiangtai，pangbianlaiyigeshenxingxishoudefunv。
funvzhizheyewushuangdebilianggu，tuomoxingziluanfei：“yewushuang，shisheizhishinioudaxiaodonghetongxuede？wopingchangshizenmejiaonide？ganjinjitamendaoqianrencuo！”
tajiaohuangjiajia，shigaosanerbandebanzhuren。
zheichangdajiafashengzaitasuodailingdebanji，taduoshaoyaodandianzeren。
yuqidengxiaofanghexiaodongzewenta，bururangtaxianzewenyewushuang，biaomingzijiyehenwugu！
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