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tuo“zhitianran”mianmodefu，lujiededianpuyehuoleqilai，xiaoshouliangchengzhixianwangshangbiao。
lujiezaiyiyuannonglezhenduanshu，zhijieqingleyigeyuedebingjia，meitianmangdaochulechifanjiushiqujikuaidi，qutianjiejianlajideshiqingjiujiaojilejiutianxuannv。
anfeiyuhedingyingyingyebeilujieguaidaichenglebaidagongdedianyuan。
shengyitaihonghuole，yejiuyinqilebufenshangjiadeyanhong，zheitianlujiegangchuqu，zahuopulijiulaileyiqunrennaoshi。
“nimenmaidelajimianmo，haidewojiejiedouhuirongle，jiwopeiqian！”
“yishengshuotazheizhanglianmeijiule，nimenzuishaoyaopeiershiwan！”
anfeiyugenjiutianxuannvdoubuzai，dianlijiuzhiyoudingyingyingyigeren，naoshiderenyijiandiqijiuzuleqilai。
dingyingyingkebushineimerongyijiubeihedaodejiaose，tadandingdekanzhelairen:“shuowojiademianmohaidenijiehuilerong，nijierenni？nimenyouzhengjuma？quedingshiyonglewomendechanpindaozhidema？youyiyuandezhenduanshuma？”
dingyingyingyilianpaochuleyichuanwenti，shunjianjiubananrenduilegewuyanyidui。
qubierendianlinaoshizheizhongshinanrenchanggan，yibanrenweiledianlimingsheng，doushigankuaijiaoqianleshi，tahaishidiyicizhuangshangxiangdingyingyingzheizhongbupabusongde。
lingwaiyigenanrenehenhendedao:“sunhao，biegenzheigenvdefeihua，bujiqianwomenjiuzhijiezadian！”
sunhaodiantou，shunjianyouyoulediqi:“xiongdimen，jiwoza！”
genzhejinlaidehunhunmenyitingyaozadongxi，likedoulailejing，yigegedougentufeiwoyiyang，kanjiandongxijiuwangxiamianza。
“nimenganshenme！zenmedaolidoubujiang！”dingyingyingjile，xiangguoquzuzhijieguozhijiebeirenlanzhule。
jiangdaolisunhaojiangbuguo，dandongshoutakeshibupadingyingyingde，talengxiaodao:“shixiangdenizuihaonaershiwanchulai，buran……”
tahuahaimeishuowan，shenhouyiqunrendoubuyueertongluchuleweisuodexiaorong。
“laobanbuzai，womeiqianjinimen！nimenbuxinkeyizijiqujutaishangsou。”dingyingyingshuozhe，qiaoqiaodatonglebaojingdianhua。
sunhaohuaiyidedingzhedingyingying:“xianzaisheibushibaqianfangzaishoujili，ninandaohuinabuchuershiwan？”
dingyingying“huangluan”deshuodao:“wojiushigezuo**de，nalihuiyouershiwan，laobanshigenande，nimenyinggaizhidaodea！”
sunhaobingbuzhidaodingyingyingdeshenfen，tingtazheimeshuojiuyoudianxinle:“nimenlaobanshenmeshihouhuilai？”
lujiedeshengyinzaizheishichuanguolai:“shinagesunzizainiantaoyeyewoa？”
jinmendelujiekandaomanpanlangjiededianhou，lianshuadeyixiajiuchenlexialai:“gangcaidongguoshoude，denghuidoubuyaozoule。”
gangcaisongyongsunhaozadiaodenanrenbuxiedexiao:“zheimexiaozhang，nixiaoziyebupashandaoshe……”
huahaimeishuowan，nanrenjiubeilujieyijiaochuailechuqu，tazhenggerenzazaiqiangshang，dangjijiuhunleguoqu。
shengxiaderenliansedabian，sunhaoyebugushenmedaoyibudaoyile:“xiongdimen，yiqishang！”
lujiejianzhuanglengxiaodao:“xinga，zhenghaoshenglewodeshi。”
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lujiekanxiangdingyingying:“yingying，tamenzawodiandeliyoushishenme？”
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lujieqidelengxiao:“haoa，eqiandouedaowotoushanglaile，nimendanhaitingdaa？zhidaozheixiebeizadedongxiduoshaoqianma？”
sunhaomanggaorao:“laobanninshuo，womenpeijinin。”
“xinga，neiwojinidagezhe，suibianpeigeershiwan，jinerzheishijiusuanle。”
sunhaojuewangle，bieshuoershiwan，tashenshangcouliangqiandouhenkunnan。
sunhaoqiurao:“dage，wozhendenabuchuzheimeduoqian！qiuninfangguowozheiyimaba。”
“shenmeershiwan，shisheizainalinaoshi？”tangjingdaizhezhifazhegangjinlai，jiutingdaozheijuhua，yishunjianhaiyiweishilujiezaizheieqian。
sunhaokantangjingdeyanshenjiugenkanjiushizhuyiyang:“zhifazhetongzhi，jiuming！”
taningyuanqudunjitianlaofang，yebuxiangluozailujieshoushang，zheirenshizaitaikepale，tadangchujiubugaitingxinneirendehuaguolaieqian。
lujiegentangjingdalegezhaohu:“tangduizhang，haojiubujiana，nisuiyizuo。”
tangjingzuoyousaoleyanzheijiadian，huaiyidedaliangzhelujie:“nibiegaosuwoshinizaizheilizabierendianeqian？”
“nizheikeyuanwangwole，wocaishibeieyoubeizadiandeneige。”
gangqujigekuaidihuilaidianjiubeirenjizale，lujiejuedezijijianzhishidaomeitoule，weiyirangtayousuoanweidejiushidianlimeifangshenmezhenzhengzhiqiandedongxi，burantafeidebasunhaozheiqunrenjiqiandaowanguale。
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lujiemeihaoqideshuodao:“buxinniwenta。”
zhidaosunhaoshigeqiongrenyihou，lujiedeyuqimingxiangengelieleyixie。
tangjingmianduisunhaoshi，yuqijiumeineimehaole，tazuitaoyanyourenxianzhejitazengjiagongzuoliangle。
“shuoba，weishenmenaoshi？juederiziguodetaishutan，xianggenwoyiqiqujingjuheliangtianchama！”
sunhaohedewanghoumiantuileliangbu，weishenmezheigenvjingguankanqilaibineigelaobanhaikepa。
tasuanshikanchulaile，mianqiandezheiweilujiegenzheiweilaidenvjingguanshijiuxiangshi，jintiantashizuoyoudoutaobulehaole。
“laoban，jingguan，woyeshishourenzhishide，bierennaqianmainidaomei，shoudixiadexiongdimendouyaochifan，renwuzaishen，woyeshibudeyierweizhi。”
sunhaosuoxingyerenleming，laolaoshishidebashiqingdejingguogaosuletangjing，zuihouzhezhongqiangdiaolexiazijishibeirenzhishile，xiwanglujienengzhuanyichouhenzhi。
dingyingyingtingchulebudui:“nijiranshuoshibierenzhishinide，weishenmehoumianyoushuoshirenwuzaishenni？”
sunhaoyukuwulei，tajuedezijijianzhishifanzaidingyingyingshoulile:“meinv，niyaobuyaozheimelihaia。”
lujiedebiaoqinglikejiuchaodeyiweimiaoqilai:“kanyangzi，nihaishidaoshanghundea？nimenlaodazainali？”
bushigujiaguaren，neijiudaibiaozheyouqianpeijitale。
sunhaobeilujiedingdebeihoufamao:“ninxiangganshenme？”
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