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xuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo《wozhixiangyanglao，diziqueqiuwoduoguan！》，shizuozhe“boluobuaichiku”dujiachupinde，zhuyaorenwuyouliyantangmen。gushiqingjiejincou，yinrenrusheng，duhourangrenjiujiubunengwanghuai。chukuangzhoulezhoumei：“beiwumengzheishiguyizhenduitangmena。”laotaijuntanlekouqi：“shiyizhici，womenyezhinengjieshoule。chukuang，dizimenjiujiaojinile，yidingyao……

精彩章节

“peng！”tielianduanliedecuixiangchuanlai，yigemanlianhengroudezhuanghanbeizazaiqiulonglanganshang，xuemozijianlesanchiyuan。

chukuangyanpidoumeitai，zuilidunangzhe：“haishilaoyangzi，meiyigenengdade。

”chukuangzaizheipodifangdailezhengzhengshinian。shinianqian，tayiyirenzhilitiaofanqidawulinshijia，

bahaocheng“tianxiadiyi”dewulinmengzhuanzaidishangmoca，congcidelege“erenwang”deminghao。

kewudishizhendejimo，jimodaotazijibazijiguanjinzheibeiminglianyu，genyiqunxiongsheneshadefanrenzuoban。

“shifu！”yigechuanzheqiufudejingshouhanziliangundaipapaoguolai，lianshanghaidaizheshang：“dianyuzhangyoulaitiaoxinle，

shuoninyaoshizaibuchuqu，tajiubalianyulidehaojiuquanjijiaole！”chukuangfanlegebaiyan：“jiaojiujiao，

laozizaojiujiele。”huayingangluo，yidaolinglidepokongshengturancongtoudingxilai。chukuangtouyebuhui，fanshouyizhua，

jiuzuanzhulecixiangtahouxindeduanren。daorenzaitazhangxinweiweizhandou，fangfohaipazheishuangniesuiguowushushenbingdeshou。

“ze，lidaobucuo，jiushizhuntouchaledian。”chukuangzhuanguotou，kanzheyanqianchuanzhejingzhuangdeshaonv，meitouyitiao，

“sumuxue？nizenmezhaodaozheierde？”sumuxuechouhuiduanren，pielepiezui：“jiujiu，

wozheibushixiangceshiyixianidewugongyoumeiyoutuibuma。shinianmeijian，nizheishenshouhaishizheimebiantai。

”chukuangsongkaishou，zhangxinliangehongyindoumeiyou：“shuoba，nimarangnilaiganshenme？biegenwocheshenmeceshi。

”sumuxueshouqiduanren，luchuyifuguaiqiaodeyangzi：“marangwojienihuijiayanglao。tagenwobashuole，

jinianpailegeqianduohuoshaodechashi，meitianjiushihehecha、kankanbao，shufudehen。”“yanglao？

”chukuangyouxiexindong。tazaizheilianyulidaigoule，queshixiangzhaogedifangqingjingqingjing。“xingba，

fanzhengzheieryemeishenmeyisi，gennizouyitang。”sumuxueyanjingyiliang：“taihaolejiujiu！chejiuzaishanxia，

zanmenkuaizouba！”chukuanggenzhesumuxuexialeshan，shangleyilianghaohuademache。machelipuzherouruandejinduan，

zhuoshanghaifangzhedianxinhechashui。tanaqiyikuaiguihuagaofangjinzuili，

hanhubuqingdiwen：“nibadaodijiwoanpaileshenmechashi？buhuishirangwoqukandamenba？

”sumuxueyanshenshanshuoleyixia，xiaozheshuo：“daolenijiuzhidaole，baozhengnimanyi。”chukuangmeiduoxiang，

fanzhengtajiushilaiyanglaode，shenmechashidouwusuowei。machezoulesantiansanye，

zhongyutingzaileyizuopojiudeshanzhuangqian。shanzhuangdedamenshangguazheyikuaitunsedepaibian，

shangmianxiezhe“tangmen”lianggezi。“zheijiushinishuodeyanglaodifang？”chukuangkanzheyanqianpobaidejingxiang，

zuijiaochoulechou。yuanqiangdoutaleyiban，menkouzacaocongsheng，zenmekandoubuxianggenengyanglaodehaodifang。

sumuxuetuiletayiba：“jiujiu，xianjinquzaishuoma。limianyoujingxidengzheni。

”chukuangbanxinbanyidigenzhesumuxuezoujinshanzhuang。yuanzilizhanzheyiqunchuanzhetongyifushidedizi，

yigegewujingdacaide，kandaotamenjinlai，yezhishilanyangyangdipieleyiyan。“laotaijun，renwojinindailaile！

”sumuxuechaozhezhengtingdahanleyisheng。yigetoufahuabaidelaotaitaizhuzheguaizhangzoulechulai，

tachuanzheyishenshensedeyifu，yanshenruili，kanqilaihenbuhaore。“nijiushichukuang？

”laotaijunshangxiadaliangzhechukuang，yuqidaizheyisishenshi。chukuangdianlediantou：“shiwo。

tingshuonimenzheieryougeyanglaodechashi？”sumuxueganjindiguolaiyifengshuxin：“jiujiu，

nixianbazheigejilaotaijun。”chukuangjieguoshuxin，chaikaiyikan，shunjiandengdaleyanjing。

shuxinshangheranxiezhe“renminghan”sangezi，neirongshirenmingtaweitangmenxinyirenmenzhu。“sumuxue！

nijiwojieshiqingchu！zheidaodishizenmehuishi？”chukuangbashuxinshuaizaidishang，nushizhesumuxue。

tajiushuozheiyatoumeianhaoxin，juranpiantalaidangmenzhu！sumuxuesuolesuobozi，xiaoshengshuo：“jiujiu，

zheidoushiwomadezhuyi。tashuodangniantangmenyouenyuni，xianzaitangmenmeiluole，xiwangninengchushouxiangzhu，

bangtangmenzhongxianwangridehuihuang。”“nima？suwanqingneigenvren！”chukuangqixiaole，“tadaoshihuisuanji，

juranbawojimaile！wogaosuni，zheigemenzhuwobudang，sheiaidangsheidang！”“fangsi！

”laotaijunturandaheyisheng，“tangmendemenzhuqishinixiangdangjiudang，buxiangdangjiubudangde？

zheifengrenminghanshibeimenghuimengzhuqinzixiede，niyaoshiganjujue，jiushibujibeimenghuimianzi！

”chukuangtiaoletiaomei：“beimenghuimengzhu？neibushininvxuma？suwanqingkezhenxing，lianzijizhangfudoubanchulaile。

”“buguanzenmeshuo，congjintianqi，nijiushitangmenmenzhu！”laotaijuntaiduqiangying，“tangmendizitingling！

”yuanzilidedizimenmomocengcengdizhanchengyipai，youqiwulidihanleyisheng：“dizizai！”“congjiriqi，

chukuangjiushiwotangmenmenzhu，erdengxuzunqihaoling，budeyouwu！”laotaijunchenshengdao。“womenbufu！

”yigeshencaigaodadedizizhanlechulai，tachuanzheyishenyinsedeyifu，lianshangdaizhegaoaodeshenqing。

“tapingshenmedangwomendemenzhu？lianyidianzhenbenshidoumeiluguo，womenburen！”chukuangkanletayiyan，

zhidaozheishitangmendedashixiongleiming。talandegenzheixiexiaobeijijiao，zhuanshenjiuyaozou：“wodoushuole，

wobudangzheigemenzhu，woyaohuiquyanglao。”“xiangzou？meineimerongyi！”leimingyigejianbudangzaichukuangmianqian，

“niyaoshibugangenwobishi，jiubiexianglikaitangmen！”chukuangtanlekouqi，tazuifanbierenbitadongshoule。

“xingba，jirannifeiyaozhaozou，neiwojiuchengquanni。”leiminglengxiaoyisheng，wojinquantouchaozhechukuangzaleguoqu。

tadequantoudaizhehuxiaodefengsheng，kanqilailidaoshizu。chukuangzhanzaiyuandiyidongbudong，

dengdaoquantoukuaiyaodadaotalianshangdeshihou，caiqingqingyiceshen，duoguolezheiyiquan。leimingyileng，

meixiangdaochukuangjuranzheimeqingsongjiuduoguoletadegongji。tajinjiezheyouhuichujiquan，

quanquandouchaozhechukuangdeyaohaidaqu。kechukuangjiuxiangbeihouzhangleyanjingyiyang，buguantazenmeda，

doupengbudaochukuangyigenhanmao。“biebaifeiliqile，nibushiwodeduishou。”chukuangyuqipingdan，

fangfozaishuoyijianweibuzudaodexiaoshi。leimingbeijinule，tamengdiyijiaochuaixiangchukuangdexigai。chukuangqingqingyiyue，

tiaoqilaisanchiduogao，ranhouyijiaocaizaileimingdejianbangshang。leimingshunjianbeicaideguipazaidishang，

jianbangshangchuanlaiyizhenzuanxindetengtong。“zheiyijiaowozhiyonglesanchengliqi，yaoshiyonglequanli，

nidejianbangzaojiusuile。”chukuangcongleimingdejianbangshangtiaoxialai，pailepaishou。yuanzilidedizimendoukandaile，

tamenmeixiangdaoleimingjuranzheimebukanyiji。leimingzhanghonglelian，zhengzhazhezhanqilai：“wobufu！

gangcaishiwodayile，zailai！”“meiwanmeileleshiba？”chukuangzhoulezhoumei，“jirannizheimexiangaida，

neiwojiuchengquanni。”tahuayingangluo，jiushunjianchuxianzaileimingmianqian，yiquandazaileimingdexiongkou。

leimingxiangduanlexiandefengzhengyiyangdaofeichuqu，shuaizaidishangtuchuyikouxianxue。“leishixiong！

”dizimenganjinweileshangqu，fuqileiming。laotaijunzouleguolai，kanleyiyandishangdeleiming，

youkanlekanchukuang：“kanlainiqueshiyoudianbenshi。buguo，yaoxiangrangzheixiedizizhenxinfuni，

guangdabaileiminghaibugou。”chukuangbunaifandishuo：“wodoushuole，wobudangzheigemenzhu，nimenaizhaosheizhaoshei。

”“beiwumendabijubanzaiji，wotangmenshuaibai，rujinliancanjiabisaideliumingdizidoucoubuqi。

”laotaijuntanlekouqi，“ruguoninengxunliandizi，bangtangmennadaocansaiminge，wojiufangnizou，

haihuijiniyidabiqianrangniyanglao。”chukuangyanjingyiliang：“zhende？zhiyaonadaocansaiminge，nijiufangwozou？

”“junziyiyan，simananzhui。”laotaijundianlediantou。“xing，neiwojiubangnimenyiba。”chukuangxinxiang，

bujiushixunlianjigedizima，duitalaishuohaibushixiaocaiyidie。“jiwoqitianshijian，

wobaozhengrangtamendeshilitufeimengjin。”dizimendouluchulehuaiyideshense，

qitianshijianjiunengrangshilitufeimengjin？zheiyetaikuazhangleba。leimingwuzhexiongkou，bufuqidishuo：“qitian？

niyaoshinengrangwomendeshilitisheng，wojiubainiweishi！”chukuangpieletayiyan：“baishijiububile，

wokebuxiangshounizheimebendetudi。”tasaoshileyiquanyuanzilidedizi，

zuihoubamuguangluozaileyigequezhetui、nazhesaozhoudedizishenshang。neigedizikanqilaihenbuqiyan，

chuanzheyishenxidefabaideyifu，dizhetou，bugangenchukuangduishi。“nijiaoshenmemingzi？

”chukuangzhizheneigediziwen。dizilengleyixia，taiqitou，jiejiebabadishuo：“wo……wojiaoliyan。

”“liyanshiba。”chukuangdianlediantou，“congjintianqi，nijiugenzhewoxunlian。santianyihou，nigentamenbishi，

yaoshinengdayingtamensuoyouren，wojiubanisuanjincansaimingdanli。”dizimendouzhakaileguo。“menzhu，

nifenglema？liyanjiushigesaodide，haishigequezi，zenmekenengdayingwomen？”“jiushia，

talianzuijibendewugongdoubuhui，gentabishijianzhishilangfeishijian！”chukuanglandegentamenjieshi，

duizheliyanshuo：“genwolai。”liyanchiyileyixia，fangxiasaozhou，yiqueyiguaidigenzhechukuangzoule。

tamenlaidaoleshanzhuanghoumiandeyipiankongdi，kongdishangsanluozheyixieshitouhemutou。

chukuangzhizhedishangdeyikuaidashitoushuo：“bazheikuaishitoubanqilai，raozhekongdipaoshiquan。

”liyankanleyiyanneikuaishitou，gujiyoujibaijinzhong。tayaoleyaotou：“menzhu，wo……wobanbudong。

”“banbudongyeyaoban！”chukuangyuqiyanli，“niyaoshilianzheidiankudouchibule，jiubiexiangbianqiang。

”liyanyaoleyaoya，dunxiashen，shuangshoubaozhushitou，shichuquanshendeliqiwangshangban。shitouwensibudong，

tadelianbiedetonghong，etoushangshenchulehanzhu。chukuangzaiyipangkanzhe，meiyoushuohua。

tazhidaoliyantineiyunzangzhejudadeqianli，zhishimeiyoubeijifachulaieryi。

jiuxiangdangniantazaierendaoyudaodeneixiefanrenyiyang，zhiyaoshaojia**，jiunengbianchengdingjiandegaoshou。

liyanshilehaojici，doumeinengbashitoubanqilai。tachuanzhecuqi，zuozaidishang，yanliluchulejuewangdeshense。

“menzhu，wozhendebuxing……”“buxingyedexing！”chukuangzouguoqu，yijiaotizaishitoushang。shitouhuangleyixia，

chukuangduiliyanshuo：“wogangcaiyijingbangnisongdongle，zaishishi。”liyanzhongxinzhanqilai，zaicibaozhushitou。

zheiyici，taganjueshitouqingleyixie。tashenxiyikouqi，mengdiyiyongli，shitouzhongyubeitabanleqilai。

tayaozheya，baozheshitoukaishiraozhekongdipao。chukuangzaiyipangkanzhe，dianlediantou。tazhidao，zheizhishikaishi，

houmianhaiyougengcankudexunliandengzheliyan。yucitongshi，yuanzilidedizimendouzaiyilunfenfen。

“nimenshuomenzhushibushizhendeyoubanfarangliyanbianqianga？”“wojuedebukeneng，liyanjiushigefeiwu，

zaizenmexunlianyemeiyong。”leiminglengxiaoyisheng：“heng，wodaoyaokankansantianhou，neigequezizenmedayingwomen。

yaoshitashule，wokanmenzhuhaiyoushenmelianmianliuzaitangmen。”santianshijianhenkuaijiuguoqule。zheisantianli，

liyanmeitiandouzaichukuangdezhidaoxiajinxingzhecankudexunlian。banshitou、lianpaobu、damuzhuang，leidetadaotoujiushui。

dantameiyoufangqi，yinweitazhidao，zheishitaweiyinenggaibianmingyundejihui。disitianzaoshang，

dizimendoujujizaiyuanzili，dengzhekanliyandexiaohua。chukuangheliyanyelaidaoleyuanzili。

liyankanqilaibisantianqianjingshenlehenduo，suiranhaishiyiqueyiguaide，danyanshenliduoleyisijianding。“liyan，

zhunbeihaolema？”chukuangwen。liyandianlediantou：“zhunbeihaole，menzhu。”“sheixianlaigentabishi？

”chukuangsaoshileyiquandizimen。yigeshencaishouxiaodedizizhanlechulai：“wolai！

wodaoyaokankanzheigequezizheisantiandoulianlexieshenme。”dizihuayingangluo，jiuchaozheliyanchongleguoqu。

tadesuduhenkuai，quantouzhiquliyandemianmen。liyanbuhuangbumang，ceshenduoguolezheiyiquan，

ranhouyiquandazaidizidexiongkou。dizimenhengyisheng，daofeichuqu，shuaizaidishangpabuqilaile。

yuanzilidedizimendoujingdaile，tamenmeixiangdaoliyanjuranzheimelihai。neigeshouxiaodedizisuiranbushihenqiang，

danyebiliyanyiqianqiangduole，zenmehuibeiyiquandadao？“bukeneng！zheiyidingshiqiaohe！

”lingyigedizizhanlechulai，“wolaishishi！”zheigedizinazheyibazhangjian，chaozheliyancileguoqu。

liyanlinghuodiduoguolezhangjian，ranhouyibazhuazhudizideshouwan，yongliyining。dizicanjiaoyisheng，

zhangjiandiaozailedishang。liyanyijiaochuaizaidizideduzishang，diziquansuozaidishang，tongkudi**zhe。

jielianlianggedizidoubeiliyandabaile，shengxiadedizimendouyouxiehaipale。leimingzhoulezhoumei，

zhanlechulai：“wolaigennibishi！”tawojinquantou，chaozheliyanzaleguoqu。zheiyiquanbishangcigengyoulidao，

daizhepokongdeshengyin。liyanmeiyouduoshan，ershizhijieyiquanyingleshangqu。“peng！”liangquanxiangzhuang，

leimingganjueyigujudadeliliangcongliyandequantoushangchuanlai，tadeshoubeishunjianmale，

zhenggerenhoutuilehaojibucaiwenzhushenxing。“zenmekeneng……”leimingdengdaleyanjing，buganxiangxinzijideyanjing。

liyandeliliangzenmehuibiandezheimeda？liyanmeiyoujileimingfanyingdejihui，tachongleshangqu，

yiquandazaileimingdexiongkou。leimingzaicidaofeichuqu，shuaizaidishang，tuchuyikouxianxue。“leishixiong！

”dizimenganjinweileshangqu。chukuangzouleguolai，kanzhedishangdeleiming，dandandishuo：“xianzainimenxiangxinleba？

liyanyijingyouzigejinrucansaimingdanle。”dizimendoudixialetou，buganshuohua。

tamenxianzaishizhendefulechukuangle，jurannengzaisantianneibayigequezixunliandezheimelihai。jiuzaizheishi，

yigedizihuanghuangzhangzhangdipaolejinlai：“laotaijun！buhaole！beiwumengdechushaifuzerenlaile，

shuoyaotiqianjinxingchushaiceshi！”laotaijunlianseyibian：“shenme？chushaibushisitianhoucaikaishima？

zenmetiqianle？”“neigefuzerenshuo，chushaicongzuimodengdemenpaikaishi，qirihoujieshu。

womentangmenweiliedaoshudiyiduonian，suoyicongwomenkaishi。”dizijieshidao。

chukuangzhoulezhoumei：“beiwumengzheishiguyizhenduitangmena。”laotaijuntanlekouqi：“shiyizhici，

womenyezhinengjieshoule。chukuang，dizimenjiujiaojinile，yidingyaobangtangmentongguochushai。