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第4章碰瓷
“嗡嗡嗡···”
bansuizheyizhenhongmingsheng,paocheyishanershi。
chennankanleyiyanpaochefujiashizuoweishangdeliyunfeiyiyan,shuodao:“dourangnididiaoyidianle。”
liyunfeiluchuyouxieweiqudeshense:“kezheiyijingshiwokaolvzaisangouzhide,meiyoubizheigegengdidiaodele,wodexinggeniyezhidao,yaoshizaididian,wodoumeifakai。”
chennanweiweiyixiao:“neifangzini,zenmeyangle?”
liyunfeilianshangluchuzidezhise,xiaozheshuodao:“zheihaiyongshuo,womenjiranguolaile,neikendingshianzhaozuihaodelaianpai,fangxinbalaoda,zaidongnanquneibianwoxingouzhileyichuhaozhai,zhouweijiushihubo,huanjinghenshiyouyaanjing,feichangshiheliaoyang。”
shaoweitingdunleyixia,liyunfeilianseyoubiandeyouxieyinchen,shuodao:“laoda,wozenmekanzhenilaojiazheixierenhaoxiangbutaidaijiannia。”
chennanmolemoetou:“suitamenquba。”
liyunfeiqingkeleliangsheng,ranhouyaotoutanqidao:“yaoshizheixierenzhidaolaodanizaijunzhongdeminghao,haibuzhidaohuibeihechengshenmeyang。”
chennanxiaozheshuodao:“neiyebujiande,wodeminghaozhidaoderenyebuduo,shuowodeminghaodaoburushuolengerdeminghao。”
“haha,shuodeyeshi,qinlengneijiahuozaijunzhong,lengmianzhanshendeminghao,shuochuqujueduishixiaoguohenhao”
shuodaozheilideshihou,liyunfeiyouhaoxiangshixiangqilaishenme,shuodao:“duile,zhiqianqinlengrangwomenhuilaijiuqukantajiejie,wozhiqiandiaochaleyixia,faxiantazheijializuijinhaoxiangbutaitaiping。”
“zenmehuishi?”wenyan,chennandemeitoubujinjiushiyizhou。
zaijunzhongqinleng,liyunfei,haiyouta,sangerenkeyishuoshidaxialehehejiangshan,guanxiyedoushiguomingdejiaoqing,suoyixiongdifenfudeshiqing,tazheigedangdagedeziranyehenzaiyi。
liyunfeiweiweicezhetou:“zheijianshiqingjiuyaoxiancongyunhaishideshilifenbushuoqi,yunhaishiyigongyousandajiazu,zuidadehaomenzhongsuozhouzhishiyunhaijiazu,erlingwailianggejiazu,yigeshizhangjia,yigejiushiqinjia。”
“qinlengshijiazhonglaosan,duijiazuqiyeneixieyidianbuganxingqu,suoyihenzaojiuruwule,duijialishiqingyebuguowen,erzaitashangmianjiuhaiyouyigejiejieheyigedage,taruwuzheimeduonianyizhimeiyouhuijia,suoyiqianguatadejiejieshiyinggaide。”
“budebushuo,tadedanxinhaiyoubiyaode,zuijinqinjiajiuchushile,qinjiadagehedajienaofanle,dagedongyongshilishibazhenggejiazudouzhangwodaoletashouzhong,jinjitianyijingbaerjieganchuqule,jushuoxianzaierjieqinyueneibianjiushengxiayigexiaogongsi,xianzaitashuoshiqinjiaderen,danshijishangyijingmingcunshiwangle。”
chennandeyanzhongdunshishishanguoyidaohanmang,tameixiangdaomingmingzuoweiyijiaren,danqinlengdedageduitameimeiquenengzheimehenxin。
shuodaodihaishiyijiaren,zheimezuoshibushitaiguofenleyixie?
“zhidaoqinyuegongsima?”chennanqingshengshuodao。
liyunfeidiantou:“diaochaguole,womenxianzaiguoqudehuazuiduobanxiaoshijiunengdao。”
“jiranruci,xianguoqukankan。”
“嗡嗡···”
yushihu,liyunfeiyoumenyicai,paochebianshisuduyiti,wangyuanchufeibenerqu。
douranyizhenjicudelabashengchuanlai,bansuizhechuanlaide,shiyizhenjinjichachedeshengyin。
“a!”xiayike,qianmianchuanlaiyishengcanjiao。
“哎哟哎哟!”
chenei,chennandelianseyichen,liyunfeidemeitouyeshizhouqilai:“laoda,shenmeqingkuang?guangtianhuarixiayourenlaipengci?”
cheshiliyunfeikaide,erduiyucheji,tayixiangshijiweizixin,duodebushuo,junzhongdepaochejingsai,taruoshishuodier,haiconglaijiumeiyourenganshuodiyi,tadechejineishiwenzhongwen,zenmekenengzhuangren?
erxianzai,jingranyourenzaizijimianqianpengci。
“下去看看。”
chennantuikaichemen,zouxiache,taiyankanqu,bianshikandaopaocheqianmian,cishiyimingsishiduosuidefunvtangzaidishang。
yijiandaochennan,neifunvlikebianshicanhuqilai:“aiyo!haotong,wotuishibushiduanle,haotonghaotong!”
chennandemuguangzhishicongneifunvshenshangshaoweidaliangyifan,tajiunenggoukending,duifangbuguoshizaiyanxi。
tadeyanliheqikongbu,funvyoumeiyoushoushang,tayiyanjiunengkanchu。
zhishi,duifangzheimingmuzhangdanwangzijichezishangpaolaipengcidezheizhongxingwei,rangtahenshiyouxiebuyue。
zheishihou,liyunfeiyeshixialeche,kandaocanjiaodezhongnianfunv,liyunfeimeitouyizhou,guanchaleyiquanhouzhengyaoshuoxieshenme。
“干什么干什么?”
“撞到人了?”
yuanchuzouchulailiangmingzhongnianhanzi,cishiyikandaofunvdaozailiyunfeidecheqian,bianshizhijieqihongqilai。
“aiyo!womingkua,zheiqianjitianganggangerzidelezhongbing,wohaoburongyichouledianqian,yaojitazhibinglaizhe,bucengxiangzheichumenjiuyudaozheichehuo!mingkua!”
neifunvkandaozheiliangmingzhongnianhanzizhihou,gengshicanhuqilai。
chennanheliyunfeiyikanjiushifujiazidi,erqiezheiyiliangpaoche,yikanjiushijiazhibufei,nengkaizheizhongjibiedepaoche,xiangyenenggouxiangdedaodaodiduoyouqian!
zheiyici,kendingnengdafayibihengcaile!
xiangdaozheilizhongnianfunvxinzhongjiushiyizhendejidong。
zhishi,daodinengbunengqiaozhachenggong,nenggouqiaozhadaoduoshaoqian,taxianzaiyebuqingchu。
“nimenzhuangleren,jiujiqianleshiba?”
yimingzhongnianhanzicishimeifeisewudecuicushuodao。
“dajie,nimeishiba?”erlingwaiyiminghanzi,cishizeshishifenrexindechaozheneizhongnianfunvzouqu。
kanzheilianggezhongnianhanzicishishuohuademoyang,haoxiangrexinqunzhongyiban。
ruoshixunchangderenyudaozheizhong,kongpacishihaizhendejiuganjintaoqianleshile。
danshichennanheliyunfeishenmeren,shenmedazhenzhangmeijianguo,zaozaikandaoneizhongnianfunvdeshihou,tamenjiuzhidaozheishipengcilaizhe,erpengciziranyouxiaotuandui。
xianzaizheilianggehanzijiushituanduichengyuanwuyile。
kesuizhezheimeyinao,zhouweiwangzheibianjujiguolaiderenyeshiyuelaiyueduo。
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