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zijizheishiyaobeixxxxdejiezou？
bijingshigeshibasuidexiaohaizi，yixiangdaozheige，jiusuanshideshenbingyayezhongyuzhidaolehaipa。danyitadexingge，yueshihaipa，zhengzhadejiuyueshilihai。
qingjizhixia，shenbingyahuranzhuazhusufeilanzhuzijixiyaodegebo，biyanyikoujiuyaoshanglesufeidejianbang！
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“a——”
yishengjiaoroudejianjiaozhong，shenbingyalangbeidepudaozaisufeidechuangshang。yigudushuyunanrendeweidaochongleshenbingyayitouyilian。
shenbingyanaohaizhongneixieluanqibazaodehuamianyuefaqingxiqilai！
“nizheixiaonizi，jintianwofeidehaohaojiaoxunniyidun！”
shengnuzhixiadesufeibeiyaoleyikouzhihougengjianubukejie，tayebuzhidaozenmexiangde，shenshoujiuzhuadaoshenbingyabaixirounendejiaohuai，jiuzheimemanhengdebatatuodaochuangbian！
neizhizuiededashouxiangyebuxiangjiuzhaohushangleshenbingyadexiao**。
“worangnisuanjiwo！worangnierenxiangaozhuang！”
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“budongdeganendexiaonizi，jiefujintianjiuhaohaojiaojiaonishenmejiaozhangyouzunbei！”
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nufachongguanzhixiasufeicikenaodaifangkong，shoushangsuiranduizheshenbingyadexiaotunpapadedazhezhaohu，dannaoziqishishenmedoumeifanyingguolai。
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zongzhishiyaoduoweisuoyouduoweisuo！
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sufeideshouzhangxiazhishengxialeyitiaozhaixiaodexiaosanjiao！nalidangdezhusufeiganshouneicengboshazhixiadejuemiaochugan。
chudianbandejiangshoucongshenbingyaxiao**shangnuokai，sufeilianseyaoduojingcaiyouduojingcai。
jiuxiangshiyourenenxialezantingjian，zhenggefangjiandeqifendunshimomingdeguiyiqilai。
zhiyoushenbingyayingyingdekushangyijiuzaijixu。
buguosuizheyishengzuyidongchuanermodelihe，womendexiaopofuzhongyufanyingguolai！
“yimajinnizheige**！”
meidengsufeifanyingguolai，yanqianyuanbenmeilidongrendedabaizhangtuihuazuoyidaobaiguanghuransaoxiangsufeimianmen，sufeizaojiuzuohaolezhunbei，yanjingyibi，jiuganjuezijihaoxiangbeiyijitiechuiyingmianzazhong，menshengjiupudaozaidi。
shenbingyaqijibaihuaizuoleqilai，beichijinyaoxiachun，qunbaibeitasisixiangxialazhe，danyebuguojiangjianggaishangtadexigai，mouzhongqinzhedeleishuijihuyaoduokuangerchu。neishuanglingrenjingyandemeimoubaohanyuannudedingzhesufei，henbudeyaobatashengtunhuobo。
“nigandawo！”
“wogennipinle！”
xiesidilidejianjiaozhong，shenbingyadexiaopiqizhongyuchedibaofa，tayemeiguanzijixianzaichuanzhexianbodezhensishuiyi，jiuzheimelinzheshoutousuoyounengzhuadedaodedongxiduizhedishangdesufeijiuzheimezaleguoqu！
zhentou、beizi、shouji、chabei……
haihaosufeidefangjianliyipinruxi，nengbeitadazadedongxiyagenmeiyoujijian……
zawanzhihouhaibujuedejieqi，shenbingyayoukaishiqinzishangshou，qizaisufeishenshanghaoyizhenkuangfengbaoyubandequandajiaoti。
sufeizizhilikui，gancuibaozhetourenpingshenbingyazaizijishenshangfaxie，buguozheici《taiyanjue》zhenqiliuzhuanhuti，neixiekansixionghendegongjiluodaoshenshangzhihouyemeirangsufeiganshoudaoduoshaotengtong。
yizhenjiliede“danfangmianbaoda”zhihou，shenbingyaqichuanxuxuchazheyaoyouduizhesufeishenshangmengchuaijijiao，zheicailenghengzheyibazhuaiqichuangshangdezhensiwaitaoshuaimenerqu。
yinyinjianmenwaihaichuanlaishenbingyadelishengweixie。
“yimajinnisidingle！benxiaojieshuoguo，ni！si！ding！le！”
sufeizheishicaicongdishangpaqilai，kanzhemanwudelangjierenbuzhupiepiezui。
haihaochenxiyun“linse”，jiulianjizijiheshuidebeizidoushizuibianyidesuliaohuo，suiranbeishenbingyazheiyidundaza，danshijishangmeishenmesunshi。
qishennaonaotoufa，neiguxinihuarunqiejifudanxingdechuganzaiyicihuranchuxianzaisufeidenaohaizhizhong，rangsufeirenbuzhuyouxiekouganshezao。
“kekeke，zheishizhengchangnanrendouyoudefanying，meishenmedabulede，ng。”
“huashuoyeshitayoucuozaixian，wobuguoshiweizuotiandeshiqingtaodianlixieryi。”
“zheixiasuanshichepingleba，ng，jiuzheimesuanhaole。”
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sufeiziyanziyu，dangengxiangshimouzhongxinxuxiadeziwoanwei。tacongmandidelangjiezhongzhaodaolezijijiadanglimianneigeweiyihaisuanzhiqiandeshouji，zhiwenshibieyagenmeiyoufanying，jingranshizhijiebeishenbingyashuaideguanjile！
“jiuzheiyangba，jintianshikuidale。”
jintianfanzhengyijingmeibanfacaozuo，sufeisuishoubashoujiwangchuangshangyidiu，kaishizhenglizijidefangjian。
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huidaofangjianlideshenbingyapudaozaichuangshangbaozhebeizijiukuleqilai。
“yimajinzheige**！”
“juranhaigandawo**……”
“woyaogaosumama，rangmamahaohaodatayidun！zaiyigeyueburangtachifan！”
“wuwuwu，zhangzheimedahaimeirenzheimedaguowoni，jiulianbabamamadoumeiyouguo……”
“siyimajinchouyimajin，nijiwodengzhe！”
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kuzhekuzhe，yizhenmomingdecitongyidiandiankaishizaishenbingyadeganjuezhongqingxiqilai。
neishi……**……
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shenbingyarenbuzhuhuishouqupengleyixia，gangpengshangshoujiudanhuangbandesuolehuilai。
“haotong……”
“zheigesiyimajin，jiuyidianbudonglianxiangxiyuma！xiashouzheimezhong！”
ganggangshengnuzhixiahaibujuede，xianzaixinqingfanghuan，nei**shangdetengtongyelishijianqingxilexuduo。beidalezhihouganjinbingfudehuahuoxuhuihaoshangxuduo，danshenbingyabujinmeiyouruci，fanerjinjiezheduisufeijiushiyilundanfangmiandebaoda。
zheizhongjuliedeyundongjianzhijiushirangta**shangdeshangshixueshangjiashuang。
qishizheidianshangbusuanyanzhong，sufeimeicibeidawanshoudeshangbizheikezhongduole。zhishishenbingyabijingshijiaoshengguanyangdexiaonvhai，nalishouguozheizhongku，zaixinlijiujiangshangshideyanzhongchengdukuodalewushubei，tongganziranyeshirenweidebeikuodaletaiduotaiduo。
xianzaishenbingyadeganjuejiuxiangshiyourenzaineilimoshanglelajiaoshui，zhengzhengyidapiandoushi**lade，buyongkanshenbingyadouzhidaokendingshizhongqilaile。
**ladebuzhishi**，haiyoushenbingyabixiaoyingtaohaihongyanjifendelianjia。
“kee！”
shenbingyadexiaojueqiangzheishihouyoushanglaile，tashuangshouqiangchengzhechuangmianhaixiangqishen，jieguotuihaimeishijingeryigu**tengtongjiuchuanbianquanshen，dunshirangtazaiyicipudaozailechuangshang。
“wozenmeneimemingkua……”
shenbingyarenbuzhuaitan，xianzaitatangzaizhei，dongyoudongbule，erxianzaihaikouganshezaode，jianzhijiushikubukanyan。
咚咚咚。
waimianchuanlaileyizhenjiaobu，jinjiezhejiushiqiaomensheng。
yitingjiushisufeidedongjing。
shenbingyadunshiyoubaonuqilai，suiranwufaqishen，danbaozhebeizidetahaishixiesidilidenumaqilai，gengshitouyebuhuideduizhemenkoujiangyigezhentoushuaileguoqu：“siyimajin，nisidingle，wobuhuifangguonide！womenzhijianmeiyouhejiedekeneng！”
shenbingyabaonudejianjiao，quetouluchuyigunongnongdexiaohaisiderenxing。
sufeirenbuzhunieniebizi，manhanqianyidexiaodao：“neishenme，bingya，wojinizhunbeilebingdai，yaobuyaofuyixia，wozhidaonixianzaibutaishufu。”
“wobushibutaishufu，woshihenbushufu！”
shenbingyaxinzhongbasufeizuzongshibadaidoujizhugewenhouleyibian，jiuyaodadianhuarangyangmaguolaizhaoguziji。
ranhoutajiufaxian……
shoujizailingyitoulizijihaoyuandechuangtoujushang……
“heng，wocaibuqiuni！”
jueqiangdeshenbingyayaozheya，yingshiyidiandianjiezhushuangshoupufudaoleneibian，meinuodongyixia，shenbingyadouyaotengdeqiaolianchouchouliangxia。
meidangneigu**ladetengtongxilai，shenbingyadouhuishunjianyongchuyougunanyandexiuchigan。
shenbingyayijingdahaozhuyi，xianbayangmajiaoshanglaizhaoguziji，ranhoujiuyigedianhuadajimama，rangtahuosuganhuilaitizijixiulisufeizheigechoubuyaoliandedongxi！
“jurangandawo，haidawo**……siyimajin！nidengzhesiba！”
shenbingyazhongyugoudaolechuangtoujushangdeshouji，gangenxiakaijijian。
wengweng——
shoujihuranzhendongleliangxia，suihouyigekeaidexiaoxiongwanouchuxianzaishoujipingmushang，suihou——
heipingguanji……
沈冰雅人都傻了！
zuotianzijiqueshimeiyouchongdian，buguobuhuizheimeqiaoba！
shenbingyadeyanshenluoxiangfangjianlingwaiyibianlizijijiweiyaoyuandemougejiaoluodemougegulinglingdeshoujichongdiantoushang。
guoqusuibianliangbujiunengzoudaodejuliduiyurujindeshenbingyalaishuoqueshinanrudengtian。
shenbingyajuewangdedingzheneigechongdiantou，tongshiyeganjuechongdiantouyezaijuewangdedingzheziji。
“zenmezheiyang！”
shenbingyahenhenjiangshoujishuaizaichuangshang，shoujizairouruandeximengsishangdanqizhihouzhuangshanglechuangtouban，zuihouzaikongzhonghuachuyitiaojuemiaodepaowuxianguangdangyishengmingzhongshenbingyadehounaoshao。
“wuwuwuwu，nimendouqifuwo！”
shenbingyashunjianzhenggerenbengkuile，wawadejiukuleqilai，jiulianzaimenwaidesufeidounengcongzhongtingchushenbingyabaomandeshangxinyujuewang。
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