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xinshengdaiwangwenxieshou“hualihehushao”daizheshumingwei《xiaobazuijiusajiaodiaowo！zhumataolushen》dexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqidutedebeijingshedinghechusedejuqingzhankai，xiyinlezhongduoduzhedeguanzhu。zhishijuedeshuawohenhaowan？”wodaduanta，yanquanyoudianfasuan，“kanwobeidajiaqihong，kanwoshouzuwucuo，kanwoxianggeshaziyiyangbeiniqianzhebizizou，henyouqushiba……

精彩章节

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danshuaihaishishuaide！」xiamianyiduiren：「jinge：kanqingchule，danyanpi，yejiuzheiyang，aikanbukan！」

「hahahajingezhei**touzheyigubeipoyingyedebeizhuang！」「wenwannvshenkuaichulaishuojuhuaa！@wenwan」

「zheiduizhumacpwokedingle！wawaqinyyds！」wodaozaisushechuangshang，yongzhentoumengzhutou，

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jiangtaishangdejiaoshoutuiletuiyanjing：“xiayigewenti。ruguonixihuanyigeren，danbuquedingduifangxinyi，

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”yigedichenlengliedeshengyintuwudixiangqi，shunjianyaguolesuoyouzayin。zhenggejiaoshijingleyishun，

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takaozheyibei，zitailansan，muguangquexiangjingzhundetanzhaodeng，chuanguobangejiaoshi，zhizhiluozaiwoshenshang。neiyanshen，

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”jiangjinyanjianyigai，shixianyijiusuozhewo，“erqie，youxiebendan，shuoleyeweibidong。

”“……”woganjuelianshangyoudianshao。takan**ma？shuosheibendanni？！“hao，henyougexingdeguandian。

”jiaoshouxiaolexiao，muguangsaoshi，“neime，zuozaineiweinantongxuexiehoufang，chuanbaisemaoyidenvtongxue，

qingnilaihuidaxiayigewenti：ruguoniyaozhuiqiuxihuanderen，nihuizenmezuo？”wo？baisemaoyi？

woditoukankanziji，zaitaitou，duishangjiaoshouheai（？）demuguang，

yiji……jiangjinshunjianbiandewubizhuanzhudeyanshen。woyingzhetoupizhanqilai，naoziliyipiankongbai，

zhishengxiazhuixingshijizijiaaidoudabangzuoshujudejingyan。“e……dagaijiushi，touqisuohaoba？

lejietaxihuanshenme，momopeiban，

shishisongdianwennuan……”wonulihuiyizhefensigonglvelide“nuanxinpeiban”faze。“jutidianni？

”jiaoshouzhuiwen。“biru……zhidaotaxihuanmougegeshou，jiubangtaqiangyanchanghuipiao？tianlengletixingjiayi？

huozhe……songdiantaxuyaodexiaoliwu？”woshuodekekebaba，ganjuejiangjindemuguangxiangluotie，

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xintiaokuaidexiangleigu。yanjiaoyuguangpiejianjiangjin，taweiweicuzhemei，shouzhiwuyishidizaizhuomianshangqiaozhe，

sihuzairenzhensikaoshenme。sikaoshenme？sikaozenme“touqisuohao”？duixiangshiwo？zheigeniantouhelewoyitiao。

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wo：“……”gangzouchujiaoxuelou，yigeqinglangdaixiaodeshengyinjiaozhulewo：“tongxue，daraoyixia！”huitou，

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youdianyanshu。“youshi？”woweichizhe“nvshen”deshejiaoweixiao。“woshishejixidelinche，”taxiaorongkuoda，

daizhedianqiadaohaochudemiantian，“gangcaizaikeshangjiuzhuyidaonile。juedeniqizhitebie……gudianmei。

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wozhiganjueyidaobinglengde、jijuyapogandeshixiancongxiehoufangciguolai。guoran，budengwokaikou，

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yizhishoujiqizirandi（qieqiangyingdi）dazailewodeshubaodaishang，bawowangtaneibiandailebanbu。

takanyemeikanlinche，shixianluozaiwolianshang，shengyinbugao，quedaizheburongzhiyidelengying：“minghuayouzhule。

buyue。”shuowan，lazhewodeshubaodai，zhijiebawoconglinchemianqian“lin”zoule。“wei！jiangjin！

”wobeitazhuaideliangqiangyixia，youqiyoujiong。“niganma！sheiminghuayouzhule？worenshitamanijiutiwojujue？

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burenshitagennixiaoneimedangyang？haishuangyanpi？”tayuqilidesuanweijianzhinengkaicuchang。

“renjiajiushiwengeweixin！zaishuowoxihuanshuangyanpizenmele？aizhenile？

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”woxinxuditigaoyinliang，“fanzheng……fanzhengwoyouxinhuanle！binishuaiyibaibei！”weilezengjiashuofuli，

wotaochushouji，xunsudiankaisuoping——shiwoganghuanshangdexinjindingliuxiaonaigouwutaizhao，neishuangyanpi，dianlishizu。

jiangjindelianseshunjianchendenengdichushui。tasisidingzhewodeshoujipingmu，youtaitoukanwo，

yanshenfuzadewokanbudong，youfennu，youshoushang，haiyouyisi……nanyizhixindecuobai？“he。

”talengxiaoyisheng，shenmeyemeishuo，zhuanshenjiuzou，beiyingjiangying，touzheyigushanyuyulaidediqiya。

wokanzhetadebeiying，xinlimomingyoudiandu。shoujixiangle，shisukui。“wan！zhanchangqingkuangruhe？

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juedetade‘suoyouwu’beirenjiyule！”wozuiying，xintiaoqueyinweisukuidehualouleyipai。“xingxingxing，

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”yiciyepao，wozhongyurenbuzhu，qichuanyuyudi**。taceguotoukanwo，ejiaoyouximidehanzhu，

zaihunhuangdeludengxia，neizhanglengjiaofenmingdelianshaolepingridelengying，duolejifenyundonghoudeshengdong。tameihuida，

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”“wenwannvshen！dengdengwomenjinge！”“zaiyiqi！zaiyiqi！”wolianshangfatang，jiaoxiagengkuaile。

xinliyougeshengyinzaijianjiao：jiangjin，nidaodixiangganma？！3yiwaizhiwenqimodetushuguan，

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faxianpangbianzuoweiluoleyibenhouhoude《gaojibiancheng》。fengmianshanglongfeifengwuqianzheliangzi：jiangjin。

“……”zhenshiyinhunbusan。worenmingdinaqishu，zhunbeichuquzhaota。

zheijiahuokendingzainagejiaoluodayouxihuozheshuijue。gangzoudaoloutijiandeguaijiao，jiutingdaoshuxideshengyin，

yadehendi，daizhedianbunaifan。“……redushiyoule，cpmingni？‘jinwan’？nantingsile……shenme？

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qiaoqiaotanchutou。jiangjinbeiduizhewo，kaozaixiaofangmenbiandadianhua。hunhuangdeyingjidengguanggoulechutatingbadebeiying。

“dui，jixutui……zhongdiantuchuwode……ke，wodeshenqinghetadechidun……haiyou，

neixieluanqibazaodedashantie，gaishandeshan，

gaifengdefeng……youqishineigejiaoshenmechedeshuangyanpi……”tafanzaodizhualezhuatoufa，“……ng，jiuzheiyang。

guale。”tagualedianhua，sihutanlekouqi，jianbangweiweikuaxialaiyidian。wonaozili“weng”deyisheng。

maishuijun？caozongyulun？shantiefenghao？jiuweilechaowomenliangdecp？！haixianqicpmingnanting？！

yigujudadexiuchiganhebeiyunongdefennuzhichongtouding。“jiangjin！”womengdichongchuqu，

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lianshangshunjianshanguoyisihuangluan：“wenwan？ni……nizenmezaizhei？”“wozenmezaizhei？

”woqideshengyindouzaidou，“wobuzaizhei，zenmezhidaonijiangdashaoyebeidilizuodehaoshi！maishuijun？

caokongxiaoyuanluntan？jiuweile……weile……”woqideshuobuchuneigeci，lianzhangdetonghong。tayanshenshanshuo，

ergenyirouyankejiandesudubianhong，shitubianjie：“bushinixiangdeneiyang，wozhishi……”“zhishishenme？

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kanwoxianggeshaziyiyangbeiniqianzhebizizou，henyouqushiba？jiangjin，ni**！”houwanzuihouyiju，

wozaiyebuxiangkanta，zhuanshenjiupao，balengzaiyuandidetachedipaozaishenhou。shesi。daxingshesixianchang。

wowenwanhuoleershinian，diyicijuedezijixianggetiaoliangxiaochou。shenmegoupicp，quanshiziben（jiangjin）yunzuo！

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woxuyaojingjing，lineigehuohaiyueyuanyuehao。kexi，duodeguochuyi，duobuguoshiwu。hanjiayishi，

liangjialeidabudongdejucanridaole。fanzhuoshang，qifen“xianghe”。

jiangmamareqingdijiwojiacai：“wanwanduochidian，zaixuexiaodoushoule。

”wenmamazexiaomimidiwenjiangjin：“xiaojina，daxueliyoumeiyouyudaoxihuandenvhaizia？

”wodexinshunjiantidaolesangziyan。jiangjinmantiaosilidiyanxiazuilidecai，taiyan，

muguangpingjingdisaoguowojinzhangdelian，ranhou，qingxiwubidishuo：“meiyou。”wogangsongbankouqi。“yinwei，

”tadunledun，chenggongxiyinlequanzhuodezhuyili，baokuowobamahejiangbajiangmatanjiudemuguang，“wenwanbuxiangtan。

”“pu——kekeke……”wobeitangqiangdejingtiandongdi。wenmamayanjingfangguang：“e？wanwanbuxiangtan？

weishenmeya？”jiangmamalikejieshang：“aiya，womenwanwanzheimeyouxiu，kendingshiyanguanggao！

xiaojinnikedejiabajing！”woruzuozhenzhan，lianshang**lade，ganjuesuoyourendemuguangdouxiangtanzhaodeng。

“wo……wochibaole！nimenmanyong！”wojihushiluohuangertao，duojinleketingshafa，yongbaozhenwuzhulian。

jiangjin！nizheigeshaqiandaode！jueduishiguyide！ketinglidarenmenhaizaireliao，

yinyuenengtingdao“haizidale”、“yuanfen”、“womenzuofumudejiyemeiyong”zhileidehua。guoleyihuier，

wotingdaoyizinuodongdeshengyin，yourenqishenzouxiangleyangtaifangxiang。shijiangjin。haiyou……wennvshi？

qiangliedehaoqixinqushiwozuozeisideliudaotongwangyangtaidetuilamenbian，pingxiningshen。“……ayi，

tahaoxiangzhenshengqile。”shijiangjindeshengyin，jurandaizhedian……kunao？

zheizaiworenzhilijianzhibitaiyangdaxibianchulaihaixiqi。“huogai！”wennvshideshengyindaizhexiaoyi，

“sheirangnixiaoziwantuole？maishuijunzheizhongshidougandechulai？wanwanzuitaoyanbeirendangshazishua，youqihaishini。

”“wozhidaocuole。”jiangjinrencuotaidujuranhenchengken，“wojiushi……kantaduineixieluanqibazaoderenxiao，

haishuoshenmexihuanshuangyanpi，xinlidudehuang。xiangrangtaduokankanwo……jieguogaozale。”“shaxiaozi，

”wennvshixiaochusheng，“xiangrangtakanni，fangfaduodeshia。womenjiawanwan，chiruanbuchiying，zuishoubuleshenme，

nihaibuqingchu？”“……sajiao？”jiangjindeshengyinchongmanlebuquedinghe……xiuchi？“bingo！

”wennvshiyifuruzikejiaodeyuqi，“tacongxiaojiuzheiyang，zuiyingxinruan。niyuegentayingpengying，tayuegennijiang。

nishigeruo，sagejiao，zaipeishangnizheizhanglian……zeze，xiaoguobaqun。jizhu，**shixiace，

sajiaocaishiwangdao！nachunixiaoshihoubaozhetatuiyaotangchidejingtoulai！”“……”menwaitoutingdewo，

shihuazaiyuandi。liantangdenengjianjidan。woma！qinma！juranzaijiaojiangjinzenmegonglvewo？！haisajiao？！