zheibenxiaoshuoxiandihuiguidiqiu,kaijuxideainvxiaochenlingxinranzhenggegushijiuxiangdianyingyiyang,yigegehuamiangoujianlezhenggezuopin。gushihenmeihao,kanleyiyouweijin!xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“feihuazheimeduo,ganjinde,jibendilaikuairou,duinilaishuobushinanshi!yaoshirangwoqinzidongshoukejiushilingyijiangushile。”xiaochendanmo……
“nianxiao,babakankannideshou。”xiaochenzhuyidaolingnianxiaodeyishuangxiaoshoudao。
“ng?haode。。”lingnianxiaoyilianyihuo,danshihaishishenchushuangshourangxiaochenkanle。
zhijianlingnianxiaodexiaoshoushangyouzhejidaohuahen,haiyouhaojigejianzi。
“xiaoxiao,nishibushibuzhijianpingzia?”xiaochenxintengdao
“heihei,beibabafaxianla,haiyouni,wohaihelaoshiyiqizaishue,diqiuzhiyouyige,yaohaohaoaihudiqiuni!”lingnianxiaoxiaodao。
xiaochenkanzhelingnianxiaokaixindeyangzibuyouyixiao,suijixinshenyidong。
zhijianlingnianxiaodeyishuangxiaoshoudunshibiandezhinenwubi,shangmiandejianzishunjianxiaoshibujian。
“ya,zheishizenmele?wodeshoushou。。。”lingnianxiaojingyadao。
xiaochenweixiaodao:“toutougaosuxiaoxiaoyigemimi,babashishenxiane!”
“wa,shenxian,wokanguode,zaidianshili,tamensousoudefei,haoshuaiya,neibabahuifeima?”lingnianxiaoshuozheyongliangzhixiaoshoubihuazhe。
“dangranhuila。”xiaochenqingqingqinleyikoulingnianxiaodexiaolian。
shenxingyishan,errenshunjianxiaoshizaiyuandi,chuxianzaiyuncengzhishang。
“wa,womenzhendezaitianshangya,haobanghaobangya!”lingnianxiaoqingqingpenglepengshenbiandeyuncaixingfendao。
“shua!”zhijianerrenmianqianshunjianchuxianyiweishenzhebaishandeqingnian。
“gongyingdizundaren!”qingnianbanguizaidishanggongjingdao。
“baba,zheigerenshisheiya,tacongnalilaide?zenmeduizhewoxiaguiya?”lingnianxiaoyihuodao。
“zheigerentajiuzhuzaitianshangde,zhiyutaweishenmeguizhebabayebuzhidao。”xiaochenchongnidao。
“shushu,nikuaiqilai,mamashuonanerxixiayouhuangjin,bunengsuibianxiaguide。”lingnianxiaoduizheqingniandao。
qingnianxiayishidekanleyiyanxiaochen,xiaochenqingqingdiantou。
青年随即站起。
“baba,renkeyizhuzaitianshangma?woyexiangzhuzaitianshang!”lingnianxiaoqidaidekanxiangxiaochen。
“zhuzaitianshangtaiwuliaole,babadainizhuzaixingxingshanghaobuhaoya?”xiaochenweixiaodao。
“haoyehaoye!”lingnianxiaoxingfendepaipaishou。
qingnianxiaoxinwendao:“dizundaren,zheiweishinindenverma?”
“niyanjingbuhaoshiershierduolongle?”xiaochendanmodao。
“shishishi!xiaorendecuo!”qingnianganmangyingdao。
“bababuxumaren,mamashuomarenbushihaohaizi!”lingnianxiaobanqiliandao。
“hao,shibabacuole,bababumaren!”xiaochenweixiaodao。
“ngng,babayeshiguaihaizi,baba,dizunshishenmeya,keyichidema,zheigeshushuweishenmezheimejiaoniya?”lingnianxiaoyihuodao。
“xiaochanmao,jiuzhidaochiya。”xiaochenxiaodao。
“heihei。。”lingnianxiaoheiheixiaolexiao。
“dizunshitaduibabadezuncheng,niyeyoude,nishiweilaidenvhuange。”xiaochenqinleqinlingnianxiaodelianjiaxiaodao。
“nvhuang。。。”lingnianxiaonannandao。
“ngng。”xiaochenweiweiyixiao。
“aiya,shijianbuzaole,mamayaoxiabanle,wochulaideshihoujiushidianzhongle,baba,womenhuijiajimamazuofanba。”lingnianxiaoturanxiangdaoshenmedao。
“neiwomenhuijiaba,buguobabalaizuo,yihoubabajietinidegongzuohaobuhao?”xiaochenroushengdao。
“haoye!”lingnianxiaoxingfendao。
xiaochenweiweiyixiao,suijierrenshunjianxiaoshizaiyuncengzhishang。
“dizundarenjingranyouhoule,zheikeshizhenjingxianjiededashia,nvhuangxianshile!”qingnianshuowanshenxingyishanxiaoshizaiyuandi。
tianyunxiaoqu,heqitaxiaoqubutong,zheigexiaoqulimianquandoushibieshu。
zhijianxiaochenbaozhelingnianxiaochuxianzaiketingzhizhong。
“wa,babahaolihai,womensoudeyixiajiuhuilaile!”lingnianxiaoxingfendao。
“baba,xiaoxiaomeiyouhebabashuojiazainali,babazenmejiuzhidaodeya?”lingnianxiaohaoqiwendao。
“yinweibabashishenxianya,keyiganzhihexiaoxiaoqixixiangguandedongxi,biruxiaoxiaodewanju,shunzheqixibabajiuzhaodaole!”xiaochenweixiaodao。
“babahaobangya!”lingnianxiaopaizhexiaoshoudao。
“xiaoxiao,xiangchishenmefanya,babaqujinizuoe。”xiaochenjianglingnianxiaofangzaidishangweixiaodao。
“baba,nishishenxian,shenxiandouchishenmeya?”lingnianxiaohaoqidao。
“shenxianyibandoubuyongchifande。”xiaochenxiaodao。
“zheiyangya,wokanzhedianshilimianshenxiankeyichilongroude,zheimedayitiaolongwokanneigeshenxianyijianjiupikaile,haolihai!”lingnianxiaoshuangshoubihuazhelongdedaxiao。
xiaochenbeidoudeyixiao:“xiaoxiaoshixiangchangchanglongrouya?”
“yebuquanshi,woxiangchiyexiangrangmamachangchang,keyimababa?”lingnianxiaoyilianqidaidekanxiangxiaochen。
xiaochendiantouyixiao:“dangrankeyila,zou,babadainiquzhuatiaolonglai!”
“haoe!”lingnianxiaoxingfendao。
‘tianshanglongrou,longrouyinggaishizuihaochideba。。。ng。。babahuilaile,yidingyaochizuihaochidehemamayiqiqingzhubabahuijiale!’lingnianxiaoxinzhongxiangdao。
‘ranran,xiaoxiaobeinijiaoyuhenhao,xinkunile,zhihouwochengweinimenniangliangdeyikao,buhuirangnihenianxiaoshoudaoyidianshanghai!’xiaochenzhixiaolingnianxiaoxinzhongsuoxiangbuyouxiangdao。
suijiyoushouyihui,zhijianxiaochenmianqianshunjianchuxianyigeliangmigaotuoyuanxingdeheisekongdong。
heisekongdongzhongyangyouzheyigexuanwo,kongbudeqixicongxuanwozhongchongchu。
“baba,zheishishenme?xiaoxiaopa。。”lingnianxiaoyouxiehaipadejiuqixiaochendeyiling。
“xiaoxiaobupa,zheishibabajianlidekongjiantongdao,congzheilijiukeyiquwangxianjiele!”xiaochenanweidao。
“xianjie?zheishishenmedifangya?xiaoxiaomeiyouquguo。”lingnianxiaoyihuodao。
xiaochenweixiaodao:“zheishibabalikaihouqudedifang,babazaizheilidailewunian,yizhixiangnihemama,zhidaobabachengweizuiqiangderenzhihoucainengposuixukongjianlikongjiantongdaohuilai!”
lingnianxiaowenyandaidaidediandiantou。
suihouzhuantoumolemoxiaochendetoufa。
“neibabahuilaiyidinghenxinkuba,meishidebaba,youxiaoxiaozaide,xiaoxiaobaohubaba!”lingnianxiaonaishengdao。
xiaochenxintouyizhan,qingqingqinleyikoulingnianxiaodetoufa。
“guainver,bababuxinku,zhiyaonenghuilaibabazuodeyiqiedouzhide!”xiaochenroushengdao。
“ngng!”lingnianxiaoxiaodao。
“xiaoxiaoguai,babahuibaohuxiaoxiaode,womenyaochufale,qujimamamailongrou!”xiaochenwenhedao。
“haoe,chufa!”lingnianxiaoxingfendao。
xiaochenbaozhelingnianxiaohuanbuzoujinheisekongdongzhong。
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