《xiongdihuashenfupo，wokuangchiruanfan》zhuyaomiaoshulehemusujianluzhijiandegushi，gaishuyounaisisuozuo。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan：chenyuebaibabeizhongdejiuyiyinerjin，zhengxiangzhezenmezhaogengduojihuiranghemugentamenxiangchuni，zheijiuyouxianchengdele，tahaobuyouyubiandayingle。……...
tingdaohemudehua，guangtounanbiaoqingshunjianzhengningleqilai，shehuidagedeyishenxionghanqixiquankai，zhangkoumadao——
“nitamayouzhongzaishuoyibian？shibushilaozijinilianle！”
hemuxiaohehekanzhetadao：
“zaishuonichungoua，zeze，tudingjiusuanle，erduohaibuzenmehaoshi，yaojianqiangdehuoxiaqua。”
biqiguangtounanneizhongtongsudekoutufenfang，hemudehuameishenmezangzi，quechuoderenfeiguanzishengteng，guangtounanzheihuieryanjingdouqidezhimaohuo，pushanbandebazhangyibazhangjiushanleguolai。
hemucongxiaojiushitonglingrenzhongzuinengdadehaizi，yiqianxiongdiaiqifuledoushiyoutayitiaoyiqunbangxiongdichuqide。
chuguotashentisuzhibijiaohaozhiwai，haiyinweicongxiaoheyeyexueguoliangzhaosanshou。
buguoxinxingchengshuzhihouhemujiubuzenmedongshoule。
guangtounandebazhangshanguolai，hemubuduoyebubi，zhijietuqizhongzhidegujiexingchengciquan，yiquanjiudazaiguangtounandeshouwanjingluochu。
“卧槽尼玛！”
guangtounanzheiyishunjianganjueshouwanjiuxiangshibeizhaleyidaoside，liansedabianhuangmangshouhuileshou。
buguojinglizheimeduanduandeyishun，tabiandejinshenleqilai，takandechulai，hemushihuiliangshoude，erqienianqinglizhuang，suishuotashenweishehuidage，kezhendongqishoulaihaizhenweibinongdeguohemu。
yishijianguangtounanyoudiansaodehuang，youbuxiangzaigangpaodemazimianqiandiulian，kaikoumadao。
“xing，danzibuxiao，yaogenwopengshiba，youzhongnijiuzhanzheibiedong，kanlaozijintianbutamafeilenide……”
shuobaguangtounanzhijietaochushoujibolegedianhua，zheijiushiyaojiaorendejiashile。
yipangdesujianludoubuyoudeheleyitiao，tabenlaiyiweihemuyigediaosisuibianhehejiufuruanle，quemeixiangdaohemujingranzheimeyingqi……
“malegebide，jintiannijiushiguixiaketoudoubuhaoshile，bubanishidachulai……”
guangtouzheibiangangfangxiadianhua，jiebianturanjiukailaileyiliangzaoxingweiwubufandehaoche，haoxiangshiliangbinlimushang，ganghaotingzailesanrenshenbian。
guangtouheleyitiao，tajiaoderenmeikenenglaidezheimekuaia，zaishuodoushijigehunhun，meikenengkaideshibinlia。
dangtakandaobinlidezhujiashishangzouxialaileyigepangzizhihou，liansedabian。
zheibaibaipangpangdenanzi，zhengshizhiqianhemuyejianguodeneige，tianfengfangdichandelaozonghutian，erkanguangtoudelianse，tasihuyerenshihutian。
“hu，huzong，ninzenmeyoukonglaizheibianle？”
guangtoudunshijiushouqilezijineifutianlaodawolaoerdepaitou，beigongquxidiyingleshangqudazhaohu。
hutiankandaoguangtouyeshiweiweiyileng，ranertamingxianmeibaguangtoufangzaiyanli，zhishidandandidianlediantou，suihoumanlianduixiaodichaohemudazhaohudao。
“hexiansheng，wolaijininsongche。”
ganggangchenyuebairangtapairenjihemusongliangcheguolai，xianzaihutianyijingzhidaohemugenchenyuebaideguanxiteshule，tazenmekenengcuoguozheigepaihemumapidejihui，yagenmeiyongwairen，zhijiezijikaizhechelaile。
hemuzheibianhaimeibiaoshi，yipangdeguangtouhesujianluqueshizhijieshale，lianshangdebiaoqinggenjianleguiside。
hexiansheng？nagehexiansheng？hemu？？？
“yuanlaishihujinglia，nizenmehaiqinzilaile，suibianzhaogerenbachesongguolaijiuxing……”
hemudeyuqishifenpingdan，ranerhutianqueshibigongbijing。
“qiaoninzheihuashuode，nengweininfuwushiwoderongxing！”
yanjianzijidouyaoguitiandehuzongjingranduihemurucigongjing，guangtoushunjianzhenggerendoushihuale。
“nitemebushishuotajiushigeqiongdiaosime……”
guangtouyadishengyinjinghuangdiwen，sujianluzheihuieryeshiyilianmengbi。
“wo，wobuzhidao……”
hutianzheihuieryekanchulaibuduijingle。
“hexiansheng，ninrenshitamenma？”
hemuzuijiaoyangqiyisiweixiao。
“ng，wodengzhetamenzhaorenlaidawoni。”
zheiyishunjian，guangtouhesujianluliangrenliansecanbai，erhutianzeshenshenzhouqilemeitou。
“guangtou，zenmehuishi！niyaodonghexiansheng？”
mianduihutianyanlibinglengdezhiwen，guangtoushenzidoudexiangshaikangyiyang，duosuodao。
“mei，meiyou，wuhui，wanquanshiwuhui！”
tazheihuierxinliyijingbasujianlumaleshangqianbian，nima，huzongdoushitaxuyaoyangwangderenwule，erzheigehemujingranlianhuzongdouyaogongjingduidai，zheitaniangdedeshishenmeshenfen？
hutianyeshigecongmingren，tingdaozheierchabuduoyenongmingbaizheibianshizenmegeqingkuangle，takebuhuifangqizheigetaohaohemudejihui，zhoulezhoumeitou，yierguangjiuchouzaileguangtoudelianshang。
啪。
“瞎了你的狗眼！”
hutianzheiyibazhangkesihaomeiliuqingmian，guangtoudelianjiashunjianjiuhongzhongleqilai，huolaladeteng，ranertalianyisidefennudoubuganbiaoxianchulai，faneryaowandegenglihaile。
biekanguangtouzaijiemianshanghundehaoxianghenfengguang，shijishangyaoshimeiyouhutianzheigedajinzhu，tashenmedoubushi。
“是，是……”
“guixia！jihexianshengrencuo！”
“he，hexiansheng，wocuole，shiwoyouyanbushitaishan，shiwo……”
guangtouzhijiejiuyaoxiagui，hemuzheihuierquebailebaishou。
“bubi，guilaiguiqudemeiyisi。”
hutianlianmangdianlediantou，huishenchaoguangtoumadao。
“goudongxi，hexianshengbuyuanyihenijijiao，wohuitouraobuleni，haibukuaigun！”
guangtouzhanzhanjingjingdichaohemuhehutianfenbiejulegegong，zhijiehuoshaopiguyiyangpaodiaole，ersujianlutakandoumeikanyiyan，shenzhidagezhaohudoubugan。
nima，haihaozijihezheinvdezhishigangjiechu，shenmedouhaimeifasheng，zheizhongguirendenvren，jiusuanrenjiabuyaole，yebushitanengpengdea……
yanzhengzhengkanzheguangtoupaodiao，sujianluzheihuierzhanzaiyuandizhenggerendouchuyudaizhizhuangtai，tashenzhidaoxianzaidoumeixiangmingbaizheishizenmeyihuishi。
tayixiangxianqibishidehemu，weishaturanjiubianchenglelianlaobandelaobandourebuqidedarenwule？？？
“hexiansheng，ninshangcheba，dongxiwolaiban。”
hutianpingrilidoushizhishibierenganhuodezhuer，ranerzheihuiermanghuoqilaiqueshoujiaohenmali，baoguoyedouqingnaqingfangde，shengpabahemudedongxinonghuaile。
yanjianhemushenmedoumeishuojiuyaozuoshangbinlile，sujianluturanxingwuleguolai，ruoruodijiaoleyisheng。
“he，hemu，nidengdeng……”
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