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('zaizheilibushangyiju，linxiaohanbianshibaijiaxuandeneiyiweijiebaixiongdi。
“honglonglong，honglonglong，honglonglong。”
tianshangchuxianyigeyouyigedeheidong，fangfoyaodaoleshijiemori。
“kan，kuaikan，nandaoshishijiemorilema？”
yigegushouruchaideqingniannanzichaozhetiandahandao：“laotianye，nizenmezheime**，wohaimeiqulaopo，laotianye，nizenmezheime**，wohaishiyige**a！”
erjiuzaizheishi，neigenanzideshenhouchuxianleyidaoshengyin：“meishi，xiaogegewopeini。”
nianqingrenhuiguotouxiaoxixidekaikoushuodao：“morihaijiwozhaoyigelaopo，laotianyeguoranshiduiwohenhao，jieguotayihuitou。”
“laotianye，niyileipisiwoba。”
“bieaxiaogege，yige300jindedapangnvzikaikoushuodao。”
“zheilishiwanmeizhibo，xianzaiweininguankantiankongzhong，womenkeyikanchutiankongzhizhongchuxianlewushugeheidong，fangfoyoubianchengleshijiemori，nandaowomenrenleizhendeyaomiejuelema？”
yourenfadanmudao：“zheizhubo**dehuizhibo，renrendoukeyikandao，takaishenmezhibo，zhiyoushazihuikan。”
youyitiaodanmushuodao：“shia，shiashaziniannianyou，jinniantebieduo。”
“youyitiaodanmufa。shazi，wobuquedingyouduoshaoge，danxianzaiwozhidaoyijingyouliangge。”
zuozaidiannaoqiandeqingniannanzigangfawanjiulikeshuodao：“ei，budui。sange。”
weijiezhimizhuanlanboshi：“juwoguance，zheishiyizhongziranxianxiang，zhunquedeshishuoyuzhouzhijianbupingheng……”
yifandadaoli，ganxingqudezixingbunao。
华夏某处基地。
“baogaozhangguan，tiankongzhizhong，buzhizenmeturanchuxianyixieheidong，fangfoshijiemori。”
yigedahuzihuiguotoulaizhizhetadezheimingshouxiashuodao：“nizheibushifeihuama？wozaimeikanjian，woyanxiama？”
shouxiaxiaoshengdidunangdao：“nibushijingchangzheiyangma？”
“nishuoshenme。”zhangguanlikechuihuzidengyan。
shouxiayikan，likekaikoushuodao：“meimeishuoshenme，woshuozhangguancaimaojunren，zheizhongshiqingdoukeyizheimedegaojian，guoranshitiandizhixiadiyiguicai。”
zhangguantingwanlianshangluchuyidianweixiaoshuodao：“haishinixiaozihuishuohua。”
“ganjintongzhiqinglongzu，zhuquezu，baihuzu，xuanwuzusigechaojizuzhiquanbuchudong，jiwodiaocha，zheishizenmehuishi，kankanshibushiyouchaojiyinengzhechushi。”
“shi，woxianzaijiuquanpai。”
美国一处秘密组织。
“e，maikade。zongtong，nikuaikanyaoshijiemorile。”
meiguozongtongyibazhangdaguolai：“laoziyoubushimeikanjian，niganjinbayinengzhejiwopaichuqukankanshibushihuaxianeibianyouchuleshenmeyaonietiancai。”
“shunbianbaeluosi，yingguozheixiedoujiwodiaochayixia，kankanshibushitamenguojiayouchuleshenmedongxi。”
“shi，zhangguan。likezhixingrenwu。”
英国某处神秘基地。
“长官看。”
“啪。”
mouxiaobinggangshuo，bianbeitadezhangguanyibazhangjidatingle。
“laoziyoubushimeikanjian，bielangfeishijianle。”
“ganjinbawomendetegongquanbupaichuqu，rangmeixitegong，boertegong，telangtegong，jieketegongquanbuchuqu。”
“是长官。”
俄罗斯。
yizhangguandengzheyixiaobingshuohua。
xiaobingchichibushuo，zuihouneigezhangguanyibazhangpaizaitadetoushang。
“niweishenmebujiwohuibao？”
小兵一看。
“duibuqizhangguan。wowangle，woyiweinikeyikanjian。”
zhangguanyouyijiaoduoguoqu，kaikoushuodao：“bawomenyanjiudexinxingpinzhongquanbupaichuqu。fantankejijia，fanxiuzhenzhejijia，fanyinengzhejijia。”
光明教廷。
“zhua，qingjiujiuwomenzheixiezuiren。”
黑暗教廷。
“womendeshidaijiuyaolailinle。”
RB某出神秘基地。
“bage，zenmehuishi？”
“baogaozhangguan，tiankongzhishang，buzhizenmechuxianxuduoheidongnengliangyejiancebuchuyisiwaixingrenruqin。”
“bage，nizenmexiedebaogao，zheimingmingshiqiangzhechushi，ganjinbawomenguojiadedajianshi，yinyangshiquanbujiqilai，ranhouquchakanyifan。”
“是，立刻执行。”
tongshi，rbdeyigezhubo。“kawayiyi，kawayi。kanwokebukeai。”
erjiuzaizheishi，yidaoleipizaitadeshenhou，tadeshenshanglikezheqilehuo。
“a！jiuminga！jiuminga！”yizhenrouruodeshengyinchuanchu。
guolehaoyihuier，tazhongyujiangshenshangdehuojipumie，zheishitakanxiangjingtoushuodao：“womenjixuzhiboba。”
“呕呕呕。”
zuijinzhibojianliyichuanshuzizouguo。
“ma，de，nvzhuangdalao，wohaijitashualezheimeduoliwu。”
“yaomingle，yaomingle，woganjuebuhuizaitanlianaile。”
yinanziyaozheyifuhenhendeshuodao：“qirena，qirena，wokeshizheimeaini，meixiangdao。”
“jiwogun。lao，zigangchifan，nijiwoluchuzheigedongxi，gangcaichidedongxixianzaiquantuchulaile。”
zhibonvzhuyikanshenxia，a！a！a！
congcishijieshangyoushaoleyigerbnvzhubo。
erzheiyiqiedeyuantou，baijiaxuanzaitiankongzhishang，zheixieshiqingduiyutalaishuo，sihaobuzhi，jishitazhidaoyoumeiyoushenmeshiqing。
zheigeshihou，tazhengzaijiannandemianduidiqiu。
yinweitafaxiantacunbunanxing。
“aaa，woyoubushidiyicisitianle。”
“nizheixiaoxiaodediqiujingranhaiganzudangwodejiaobu。”
“woyisinianwodeqizihemeimei5000nian，zhei5000nilai，worendegoujiule，jintianworenbuzhule。”
shuowan，baijiaxuannaqiyibajian，henhendichaodiqiushangkanqu。
zhongyu，zheishidiqiushangchuxianleyidaofeng，baijiaxuanlikecuanlejinqu。
erzheishi，linxiaohannicongtadeshenhoulikecuanlejinqu，danbaijiaxuanbingmeiyoukanjian。
“咔嚓。”
一道雷劈在大地上。
zheishi，yiduiqinglvzouleguoqu，tamenjingyadekanjianzheidaoleidixiajingranyouyigedakeng，dakengzhizhongjingranhenyouyigeyishanlanlvdeqigai。
zheigeqigaiziranjiushibaijiaxuan。
“kekeke。”baijiaxuankechuliangkouxue，jingyadekanzhezijikaikoushuodao：“wojingranhaihuozhe。”
“hahahaha，wohaihuozhe，wohaihuozhe！meimei，anningwozheijiulaile。”
“laogong，nikanneigerenbuhuishibeileijipishaleba？”
“womenkanwomenliyuanyidian，yifangbeitajilaishang。”
zheishibaijiaxuantingjianyourenshuohuacaikanxiangtamen。
baijiaxuanzhanqilai，douledoushenshang，dantafaxianzheiyangdougenbenmeiyong，weishenme？tadeyifudoubianchengyitiaoyitiaode。
yushitazhihaowendao：“zheishizainalinimengaosubenxiandi，bingqiegaosubenxiandinimenshizenmeguolaide？weishenmewomeiyoufaxiannile。”
nanzitingwan，luchuyigeyiwendelianse。
nvzizheishipazainanzideerduoshang，xiaoshengdidunangdao：“zheirenbuhuishizhenshaleba？yuanxiantayoukenengshiyigemilianxiaoshuodeduzhe。”
nanzitingwan，zhenglezhengtadeyifu，luchugaoaodelianseshuodao：“haixiandi，niyaoshixiandiwohaishiyuhuangdadi。”
“haizenmekaojinnini？wojiuzheiyangzouguolaile。”
“神经病。”
shuowanlianggerenbugubaijiaxuanjiuzoule，zhiliuxiayilianjingdaidebaijiaxuan。
baijiaxuanyitingmanlianjingyayeshuoleyiju：“shenjingbing，yuhuangdadizaiwomianqianzhishiyigelouyi。”
baijiaxuanyongkanlekanzijideshenti，taquejingyadefaxianzijixiuweiquanfeile。
“zhei，wobianchengfeirenle。”
danbaijiaxuanlikegaizhengletadexintai，zhishaotahuozhe，takeyilaixunzhaotademeimei，tadeqizi，zheijiushizuixingfudeshiqing。
baijiaxuanyaoleyaotou，tanlekouqishuodao：“ai，bujiushizhongxinxiulianma？”
suanle，xianzhaoyigerenwenwenzheishinali？wojizhewolikaideshihou，meimeiheqizihaoxianghaizaishandong。
dangniandeshihoutamencongbeijingchulai，yinweiqianbugoule，zhinengzaishandongjiutinglexialai。
zheishiyigeqigai，yibuyibudezouxiangchezhan。
suishuobaijiaxuandexiuweiquanfeile，dantajingyadifaxiantadexiandizhitihaizai。
zheijiushishuotayihoudexiulianhuifeichangdekuaisu。
“kekeke。benxiandiwenwennizheishizainali？zheiweidaoyou。”
baijiaxuanpaideyigexiaoguniangdejianbangwendao。
xiaoguniangmantouheixianhuiguotoukanzhebaijiaxuanshuodao：“nishenjingbingba，shenmebenxiandihaidaoyou，nishibushixiaoshuokanduole，bianchengyigeyigezhongerbinghuanzhea？”
“kekeke，kekeke。”
baijiaxuankesouliangshengzhijuedehenganga，nvhaixunwendao：“niganmaolema？xubuxuyaowojuanjinijikuaiqian，rangniqumaijibaoganmaoyaohe，999ganmaolingduoshaoqian？”
baijiaxuanmantouheixian，zaixianjiedaile5000nian，tawanglezaidiqiushangruheshenghuo，danxianzaigangxiangqilai，tayejuedezijiyouyidianzhongerle。
haiyou999ganmaoling，yizhichidanyao，zaowanglezheizhongdongxile。
meibanfa，huoletaijiudexiguantainangaile。
dengyitingjianqian，tajiulikeshuodao：“xiexiezheiweidaoyou，neininnengjiwoduoshaoa？”
zheigeshihounalirenhaikeyikanchubaijiaxuanshiyigexiandi。zaixianjiesheiganbumaixiandirenqing，bingqiehaishibaijiaxuandeshirenqingnayigerenbuqiangzheyaoa。
dancishidebaijiaxuanmingmingjiushiyigeqigai。
meibanfa，yifenqiannandaohaohana。
xianzaizijimeixiuwei，bunengyingqiang，zaishuole，tahaijizhediqiushangyoujingcha，wanyibazijijizhuajinqu，daoshihoujiunanbanle。jiushinengyingqiang，tayebutaihuiqugan，bijingzheishiyigerendemianzi。
nvhaitingwanluchubishidemuguangkaikoushuodao，shenjingbing：“jinidianranliao，nihaikairanfang。shuojiniqian，nihaizhenxina。”
baijiaxuanxianzaidexingzikezhenshiwubidehao，zheiyaoshizaixianjie，ganmaofanbaijiaxuanzheimeyijuhua，bieshuoshibaijiaxuan，jiushibaijiaxuandeshouxia，doukeyibazheigerendeyizudoujimiediao，bingqiemeiyourenganquzhaoshi。
haohanbutidangnianyong，baijiaxuanxinlimomodianweidao：“meishide，meishide，haozaixianzaizaidiqiushangzhiyaozhaodaoqian，wenhaolu。jiukeyiquxunzhaomeimeiheqizile，daoshihoujiukeyizaiyiqile，renzhurenzhu。”
xianzainibushiyigexiandi，jiushiyigeputongren，zhishaonixianzaishiyigexiandiyihouyoulexiuweizailaibaochou。
jiuzheiyang，jiuzheiyang，baijiaxuandeneixinziwoanwei。
tongshitaneixinyouzaixiang，zijishibushizheishijianzuigangadexiandi。
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