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zhimingwangwenxieshou“qinjiujiu”delianzaixinzuo《xiezaiguilai,diediguaiguailaipaidui!》,shijinqifeichangshouhuanyingdeyibuhaomenzongcaiwen, songzhihuoyanzhouliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai,tixiaojiefeidejuqingzhuyaojiangshule:“a~wojiaxiaoxiannvyetaimeileba,mamiaini,bixubanikanghuijia。”“budebuzan,xiaoxibaoduibigebineixiezichenggudianwuzhuanyededazhubo,zhenshibuzhidao……

精彩章节

haichenjinzaizhaodaoshuaidiedixiyuezhongdeliangzhixiaotuanzilimarutongshuangdaledeqiezi,nianlexialai。

“mamizhongmele,tabushibujieyiwomenzhaodiedidema?”xibaochelechegegedexiukou,biaoshibulijie。

“shia,mamihaojiumeizheiyangyanlideshuoguowomenle。”

yuanbenxinggaocailiedexiaotuanzidalazhexiaonaodaihuilefangjian。

xibaoyanhanleiguang,jueqixiaoyingtaosidezuiba,baozhebabiwawaweiqubabadewendao,“gege,mamibutongyiwomenbaoyangshuaidiedi。

ruguowomendongheijinkalideqian,mamihuishoudaotixingxiaoxida,zhongmeban?”

xiaochenshigefumeimo,kandaomeimeiyanleibabade,limapaizhexiongfubaozheng,“xibaobienanguo,gegeyoubanfa。”

xiaochenyaozhexiaoshouzhixiangaxiang,turanyandishanguoguangliang。

“xibao,womenkeyizijizhuanqianbaoyangshuaidiedi!”

xibaofengkuangyaotou,“keshigegedeqiandoubeiyuanyuanganmameishoule,moyouqianzenmechaogu?”

lianggehaizidoushixinzhijinyao,conghuiguoren,songzhibuxiangrangtamenfengmangtailu,yinlaishiduan。

suoyizaidezhixiaochenzhiyongjiwankuailinghuaqianzhuanleshangbaiwan,younazhezhuanlaidejibaiwanbagushijiaodexueyuxingfengshi,bianhaobuliuqingdemeishoulexiaochendequanbuzichan,bingzaiwangshangmoqulexiaochensuoyoudehenji。

tayizaigaojiehaizimenxingshiyaodidiao。

zhengyinruci,xiaochenzijimeibanfawangupiao,bianjialegegaoduancaopanqun,zhihuizhequnlidexiaodimenjixuzaigushilixingfengzuolang。

xiaochenxiaoderumuchunfeng,shouzhiduiduipeng,“gegebunengchaogu,danwodebaobeimeimeikeyikaizhibozhuanxiaoqianqian。”

xibaozhiqianyinweihaoqi,zaimougepingtaizhiboguojici,shigemingfuqishidechangtiaoxiaowanghong。

tongyang,beisongzhifaxianhou,jiangxibaozuoxiaozhubodemengxiangzhijieeshazaileyaolanli。

meibanfa,erzinvertaiyouxiu,laomuqinhendanyoua……

lianggexiaojiahuoshuoganjiugan。

xibaohuanlejianbaiselilingxiaochenshan,dapeileyitiaohongsexiangyunmamianqun,roushundeheifayongtanmuzanzainaohouwanlegepengpengsongsongdewanzitou,lingdongyoutianmei。

xiaochenzechenzhemeimeihuanyifudeshihou,paodaozawujiansuibiantiaolejifuzihuahexiaobaijian,bangxibaobuzhibeijing。

yiqiezhunbeiwanbi,xibaohezhiqianzhiboshiyiyangdaishanglexiaobaihumianju,zhiluchuxiaoqiaojingzhidexiabahe**nendekeaixiaozui。

xiaobaihumianjuhetashenshangdemamianqunchaojida。

xibaobuchangkaizhibo,tadezhibojianlizhiyoujiwanfensi。

zhibojiandiankaihou,luluxuxudejinlaiyixiemafen。

“dajiahaoya,woshixixixiaogongzhu,haojiubujianle。”

xibaozuozaidiannaoqian,genfensimendazhaohu,xiaozhuaziwochengquantoufangzairoudududexiaolianpang,huanglehuang,zuolegeduzuidexiaobiaoqing。

zheikemenghualezhibojianlideyiqunmafen。

“wojiaxibaoyoumengyoutian,haoxiangguaihuijiajiwojiachouxiaozizuoxifu。”

“xiaogongzhushiwojiade,yijingbeiwoyudingle,loushangnibuyaohewozheng。”

“xixixiaogongzhuzenmezheimejiumeizhibole?mamihaoxiangniyou。”

xibaokandaomafenmendewenti,naishengnaiqidegantan,“wozhibobeimamizhuabaole,taburangxibaozhiboda。

jintianmamimeizaijia,wotoutouzhiboda。

woxianjidajiatiaozhigufengwudaoba。

gegebangmangfangyinlela。”

lingyibian,huozhanbeihuoqidaihuijia,yigerenhuidaofangjianshengmenqi。

damowangburangtaqujianpiaoliangmami,haizhengtianpaixiaoshudingzheziji,qisitale。

huozhanzhuaqishouji,zhengxiangheijindizhoujituanneiwang,yeqiqizijiadamowang,shoujishangjingranjinlaiyitiaotuisong。

jieguoshouyihua,wudawuzhuangdedianjinlezhibojian。

zhibojianli,yishensakugufengzaoxingdexibaozhanqishen,xianghoutuilejibu,《pipaxing》deyinleshengjianjianxiangqi。

xiaotuanzijushoutouzujiandaizheyutamamixiangsideqinglengmeigan,jiazhitadewudaodongzuojiqizhuanyeyouyoulingqi,zaipeishangtachuanshendexiaoyanshen,jianzhibiqitazhibojianlidewudaodazhubomentiaodehaimeihaisa。

mafenmenbudandingle,fenfenjixibaoshuaqileliwu,yipaibangbangtang、gaobaiqiqiupiaoguozhibojian。

“a~wojiaxiaoxiannvyetaimeileba,mamiaini,bixubanikanghuijia。”

“budebuzan,xiaoxibaoduibigebineixiezichenggudianwuzhuanyededazhubo,zhenshibuzhidaozhuanyeduoshaobei。”

“shia,xiaogongzhudezhibojianjintianbuzhideyehenyouchengyi,kebuxiangqitazhuboneiyangnonggejiadebeijinghua,suibianyibai,bawomenfensidangshaziyingfu。”

kanzhefensimendepinglun,xibaotiantianyixiao,xiaotuiweiwan,xiaoshoufangzaiyaoqian,jifensimenshishiranxingleyili,zhenzhenwanruogushidemingmenguixiu。

“xiexie,xibaodewudaoshigenmamixuedeyou,womamitiaodecaihaokan。

ee,haiyoubeijingshangguazhedeneifuzihua……”

xibaocezheshenziquzhishenhoudezhangfuzihua,yilianjiaoaodeshuodao,“yeshiwomamixieda。womamihenbangba。”

suiranzihuazhishibeijing,guadelijingtouyouxieyuan,fensimenqueyenengkanchuneixiezihuabilibusu,meiyigezidouqiyunlingdong、jinxianfengya,xiangshichuzimingjiazhishou。

“xibaodemamihaobang,cainengshengchuxiangxibaozheiyangyouxiukeaidexiaogongzhu。”

“haoxiangnvwanghexiaogongzhuyiqichujingtiaowuwa……”

“duia,duia,munvyiqitiao,qidaiqidai……”

xibaozuohuidaodiannaoqian,xiaoroushoutuozhexiabatanqi。

“womamihenmangda,lianbangwomenzhaodiedideshijiandoumeiyou,shibuhuizhiboda。”

kandaoxiaozhuboxingzhiqueque,fensimenlianmangxunwenzenmehuishi,xibaozheimekeaidexiaogongzhujingranmeiyoubaba,zhenshitairangtamenxintengle。

“guaihaizi,bienanguo,nigenwomenshuoshuozenmehuishi,zhibojianliyeyoujiqianrenle,yexuwomennengbangnizhaodaobabani。”

fensimenfenfenfasheng,biaoshiyaobangxibaozhaodiedi。

xibaogandongdexiaobiziyisuan,yanlei‘padapada’dediaolexialai。

“wohegegecongchushengjiumeiyoudiedida,yebuzhidaodiedishishei。

yushiwohegegejiuxiangzhongxinzhaogerenzuodiedi,kemeicizhaohuilaideshushu,mamidoubumanyi。

zheiyiciwohegegequdidouyudaoleyigeshuaishushu,shiwomenzhaodesuoyoushushulimianzuishuaideyou。

keshishuaishushukeyouqiankeyouqianle,woxiangkaizhibozhuanqian,ranhoubaoyangshuaishushuzuowomendediedi。”

fensimenyibianxintengxibaodeshenshi,yibianbeixiaogongzhutianzhendexiangfadouderenjunbujin。

“jiemeimen,shuadianliwujixiaogongzhu,ranghaizizaorizhaogemanyidediedi。”

youmafendaitou,kaishifengkuangdejixibaoshualiwu。

cishi,wangxianlingyiduandehuozhanjingshengchuleyuxibaotongbingxiangliandegankai。

tahaoxiangbangbangzheigekekeaiaidexiaomeimei。

yushihuozhantuichuzhibojian,momodiankaichongzhijiemian。

fensimenhaizaibutingdeliuyan。

“yaowoshuozanmendequanquannvwang,nvrenshengguohaizi、nianjiyidajiubunengtaitiaoti,xiangzhaogegefangmiandouyouxiudenanren,jianzhitainan。weilehaizi,gaijiangjiuhaishiyaojiangjiude。”

“huayebushizheimeshuo,pingshenmenvrennianjidalejiuyaojiangjiuchounanren。”

yishijian,mafenmenyinwei‘jiangjiuyubujiangjiu’dehuatiqialeqilai,jianjianyoulexiaoyandeweidao。

jinjiezhe,yitiaodanmuyueruzhongrenyanzhong,daduanlemafenmenzhenglundejiaodian。

“hahaha,xiaozhuboshuoshenmenimendouxin?haishaziyiyangjitashualiwu,taoluntajialideshiqing。

nandaonimenbuzhidaozhubomenbeihoudouyouyunyinggongsidema?

woganshuo,xixixiaogongzhushuodemeijuhuadouyoutaiben。”

“taiben?buhuiba,xiaogongzhuyanquanhonghongde,doukule。”

“wusuidexiaohaizi,nalinengyandezheimebizhen?fanzhengwoxiangxinxiaogongzhudehua,wopianyaojixiaogongzhushualiwu。”

beirenzhiyiyoutaiben,xibaoqidexiaoliantonghong,xiaoxiongfuyiguyigude。

“womeiyoutaiben,yemeiyoujingjigongsi,woshuodedoushishishi。

xiaomengmengshinizijizhiboyoutaibenba。”

neigezhiyitayoutaiben、daijiezoudeidyeshiyigechangtiaoxiaozhubo,jiao‘renjianrenaixiaomengmeng’。

zhiqianxiaomengmenglianxianpkshi,ganghaolianjinlexibaodezhibojian。

jieguoxiaomengmengshule,erqiefensimendoukuazanxibaobixiaomengmengtiaodehao,haishuoxiaomengmengdeshencaibilibushihetiaowu。

xiaomengmengyiqianjiucengyongzijidexiaohaolaizhibojianpengjiguoxibao,xibaozhidaoshita,yemeidali,meixiangdaotajintianyoubengdachulaile。

xiaomengmenghaizaifengkuangdekouzigongping。

“xixijiushigeshuohuangjing,tashuotadewudaoshitamamijiaode,keshinimenxiangrangtamamihetayiqitiaowu,tayougaikoushuotamamimeishijian。

hehe,tamaminandaoshigudian**wangzhuyuema?jidajiatiaozhiwudeshijiandoumeiyou?”

“haiyou,nimenkanxixizhibojianliguadezihua,zuizuobianneifuwozhiqianzaiguojiashufabowuyuankandaoguo,shijiulingdashiheheyoumingdezuopin《xingjiang》,tazheiliguadehejiulingdashidezijiyimoyiyang,kendingshiwangshangmaidefuyinpin。

heng,tahaipiandajiashuoshitamamixiede,nandaotamamijishizhuyueyoushijiulingma?”

xibaoqihenghengdezuanjinxiaoquantou,zhengbiandao,“jiushiwomamixiede,niaixinbuxin。”

tazhuanguotou,hongzheyankuangkanxiangxiaochen,yongxiaoyanshenxunwen:zhuyuehejiulingshimamima?

xiaochenshuangshoushuaiqidetankai:yexushiba,mamimajiataiduo,tayejibuqinga~

xiaomengmengjixufadanmuzhiwen。

“xixi,nizheiyangqipianxihuannidefensi,biangushipianfensimenjinishualiwu,nidexinbutengma?”

kandaozijiaxiaozhuboyanleiwangwangde,xuduozhongshimafenkaishibangxibaofanji。

“womenxihuankanxibaotiaowu,tatiaodehaokan,womenjiushualiwu,caibuguantashuodeshizhenshijia。”

“fumuzaihaiziyanlidoushiaoteman,xiaohaizibafumuchuidehenlihai,zheibushizhengchangma。xiaomengmengnijiubuyaojiduxibaole,haohaoliannidewuquba。”

“jiushi,kuaihuinizijizhibojianba,nixiangzenmeshuojiuzenmeshuo,buyaozaizheiliyingxiangwomenkanxibaotiaowu。”

huamianwaidexiaochenkandaoxiaomengmengfadedanmu,qidekuaiyaotuxue,renbuzhutimeimeifasheng。

“womeimeimeishuohuang!womamijiushitiaowuhenbang,huahuashufa、yishuwugongdouhenbang!”

xibaoqifendecongyizishangtiaoqilai,xiaoquantouniedejinjinde,yaozhexiaoyinyaxiangzhifennudexiaohuamaobanshuodao,“meicuo,zongyouyitian,wohuirangnimenxiangxinda。”

xibaohongzheyanjing,jiyanlisededengzhezhibopingmu,“xiaomengmeng,niyoushijianguanwomenjiadexianshi,haiburuhuijiawenwennibaba,weishenmebanimamaguanjinjingshenbingyuan?”

“nihushuo,shimamishengbingle,babasongmamiquleguowailiaoyang!”weilebiaoshiqifen,xiaomengmengshualesantiaoneirongxiangtongdeliuyan。

buguoxiaomengmengqueanzidigu,xixizenmehuizhidaozijijialideshiqing,nandaozaixianshishenghuozhongliangrenyoujiaoji?

xibaoyebushiruo,shuangshoubaoxiong,kukushuodao,“heng,neinizuijinhenimamishipinlema?liaoyangyinggaikeyishipinba。

ruguomeiyou,nijiubujuedeqiguaima?

woquannihaishixianguanhaonizijijiadeshiba!”

chufangli,xuyuanzhengmanghuozhezhunbeiwanfan,turanfangzaiantaishangdepenpenwanwanjiufeileqilai,piaozaibankong。

“**……”zhengyitiaotuimaijinchufang,zhunbeixiushuiguandejingjiushuangtuifadou,“zheibukexue!”

tayihuodekanzhedandingrusidexuyuan,shabulajidewendao,“xuyuan,laoshijiaodai,nishenmeshihouxuedemofa?”

xuyuanyebulijingjiu,baweiqunwangantaishangyidiu,zhijiechaoxibaodefangjianchongleguoqu。

“汐宝谁欺负你了?

haole,haole,baobeibuqi。”xuyuanyijinmenjiuchongdaolexibaoshenbian,taishoufuzaixibaoqifudebeishang,qingqingdeanfuzheshoushangdexiaoshou。

ai,yebuzhidaocongshenmeshihoukaishi,xibaoyishengqi,jialidejinshuxiaowujianjiuhuisichuluanpiao。

songzhiyanjiulehaojiu,zuihoushuokenengshixibaodegeticichangteshu。

zheiyeshiweishenmetabuyunxuxibaozhibohuodanduchumendeyuanyin,zheishixiaoyuanlidedingjijimi,bijingtamendoubuxiangbierenbaxibaodangzuoyilei。

xuyuanchuangjinzhibohuamian,danmulikejiuzhale。

“nimenkuaikan,zheinvrenjiushixiaogongzhudemami?tian,kanzhehaoputongyou,haiyoudianweipang,zheiyangdeshencainengtiaogudianwu?”

“hahaha,womeipiannimenba,xixijiushigesahuangjing。tamamikanzhejiuxianggequanzhizhufu,zenmekenengyoushiwudaojiayoushishuhuajia。

lvelvelve,chuiniubudacaogao。”

xiaomengmengliuwanzuihouyijuzhijietuichulezhibojian,tadangranbuhuixiangxinxixizheigexiaopianzi。

tashijizhedaxixidelian,dengtalianxishangmami,jiubahemamishipindejietufadaoxixizhibojianli。

yucitongshi,haoduomafenbuyueertongdefachukubaobiaoqing,xiaogongzhubeidangchangdalian,tamenhaitingtongqingde。

xuyuananfuhaoxibao,yihuitoujiukandaodiannaopingmushanggundongdedanmu。

“laoniangpangshouguannimaoshi?

jiejiezhangdezheimemeinihaiganshuoputong,lai,baninaodaishenchulai,wokankannizhangdeyoumeiyouruhuahuozheshiliujiepiaoliang!”

xuyuanshuangshouqiayao,yifuhuduzidezhandouzhuangtai。

tapangma?tazheijiaofengman,tianzhidaotajialuoluoweilerangtaduozhangdianrourou,hualeduoshaoxinsi。

“xibao,zheigezenmeguan,kuaidianxiabo。”xuyuankekeaiaidexiaoyuanliancoujinlejingtou,yishimeizhaodaoguanzhibodeanniu。

“yuanyuanganma,nixianqumangba,wohefensimendaogebiejiuxiabo。”

xibaotuizhexuyuanchulefangjian,dangran,yinweitafanuerxuanzaibankongdepenpenguanguanmenyequanbuhuidaoleyuanwei。

zaichuxianzaipingmuqianshi,xibaoyijingmeilezhiqianlingdongdeshencai。

**nendexiaozuiqingminzhe,chuizhexiaonaodai,xiaoshengjieshi。

“gangganghuamianliderenbushiwomami,shi**ma。

nimenxinbuxinwusuowei,fanzhengwomeishuohuang。”

danmuzaicifengkuangdeshualeqilai。

“zheihaizizenmehuishi,benlaizhiboma,womenyebuzaihuniyoumeiyoutaiben,keshizenmenengbazijimamishuochengganma!”

“taikepale,caiwusuidehaizi,jingranweileliuliangburenqinniang?”

“exin!woquguanle,zheihaizimeijiule,dajiadousanba。”

xibaoweiqubabadekanzhepingmu,yanleiyanzhexiaobaihumianjuwangxialiu,“wojiushixiangzhibozhuandianqian,baoyangshuaidiedida,meiyoupiandajiaboliuliang。

yihouwozaiyebuzhibole,wu……”

xiaotuanzihenshangxin,weishenmetashuodedoushizhende,dajiaquebuyuanyixiangxin?

shubiaobeixibaoyidongdaozhiboruanjiandeguanbianniu,turan,yiduoxuanlideyanhuazaizhibopingmushangzhanfang。

xibaoheiputaosidedayanjingyihuodezhayazha。

zhongmehaiyoufensijitashualiwu?

danmushangjijishuazhetongyangdeyijuhua:“buyaoguantingzhibo,woxiangxinni!”

huozhanyemeixiangdaozijizhishiquchonggezhi,zaidianjinlai,xiaomeimeijingranyaoguantingzhibo。

tiancaibaobaohuozhanyimushixingdexiangshangfanlefanliuyan,shunjianlejieleshijianguocheng。

xibaoyanjingturanyiliang,kanzhezhiyouyigekukude‘zhan’zideheisebeijingtouxiang,siyouliuxinghuaguo,“zhendema?”

“zhende,yinweiwoheniyiyang,congchushengjiumeijianguomami。

woyetebiexiangzhaogerenzuomami。

ganghao,wozuijinyeyudaolepiaoliangmami。”

xixichouchoubizianweidao,“jiejie,womendezaoyuhaoxiangyou。”

huozhanlianyihei,jiuzheng,“woshigegele。”

“heihei,gege,neigepiaoliangayitongyizuonimamilema?”xibaoxiaolianyihong,gangadezhazhedayanjingzhuiwen。

xiangqisongzhibazijicuorenchengerzi,huozhanwanxideliuyan:“neigeayiyouzijidehaizi。

buguo……niganggangshuozhaodaoleshuaidiedi,wodiediyehaoshuaide。

又帅又有钱……”

shidi,chuleshuaiheyouqian,meiyouqitayoudian。

piqiguguai,bujinrenqing!

“ruguonixiangzhaoshuaidiedi,buru……wobadiedifenjini……”fanzhengtabuxiangyaole!

“wa!”xibaoxingfendeweizhangzhexiaozui,“zhendema,gegedediediyehaoshuaihaoshuaide?

xibaohaohaoqidaodishiwodeshuaidiedishuaiyixie,haishigegedeshuaidiedigengshuai。”

“zheijiandan。”huozhankukuzaishoujishangdazi,“nikeyilaijianjianwodiedi,shijian、didiannilaiding。”

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