doushishenghuoxiaoshuojia“shanliangdemifeng”dezuixinlizuo《xuanhuan：buzhuangle，wojiushijueshitiancai》zhengzaihuorelianzaizhong，gaishuzhuyaorenwushichufengchuyanranchuhongtian，shuzhonggushijianshushi：yixiegulaodecunzai，gengshiluchulejingkongzhise。“shitadeqixi，gaisi，nandaoneigeshashen，youguilaile？”……
qingzhouzhongbu，kaoshanzhen，chujia。
“zheibushichufengma？nandaotaxiuweidieluo，beiqinglongzongzhuchuzongmendeshiqingshizhende？”
“dangranshizhende，tiancaibianfeiwu，haibeirenjiaquzhuhuilai，tadiezaixiangjingzhengjiazhuzhiwei，nanlou！”
“zeze，tingshuotadeweihunqichuyanranhe……”
“xu，xiaoxinbeitatingdao！”
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tamolemohuailidexianlingcao，jingzhichaozheweihunqichuyanrandejusuozouqu。
ruobushixinliyizhiyouta，chufengdoubuzhidao，zijinengbunengjianchihuodaoxianzai。
wunianlai，tasuiranzhishiqinglongzongdezayi，danyekaozhenulihuodeleyixielingcao。tazhidaozijibunengxiulian，suoxingbazheixielingcaodoujihuijiali，songjichuyanran，zhutatupoxiuwei。
chuyanranzhishichujiawaizu，zizhiyezhishiyiban，danzheijinianpingjiechufengsongyutadelingcao，yeyingshengshengditupodaolingwuerzhong，xiangbiqitawuzhe，buzhikuaileduoshao。
erzheizhuxianlingcao，shichufengsuohuodedezuizhenguidebaowu。
taxiangzheiciqinshousongjichuyanran，bingqiejiezhezheicijihui，gentashangliangchengqindeshi。zhiyaotajiajiziji，jiunengjiaruchujiabenzu，huodegenghaodexiuliantiaojian。
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“hongtiange，buyaoma，chufengzheiliangtianjiuhuilaile，zanmenzheiyangyaoshibeitafaxianjiumafanle，aiya，qingdian……”
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erneigeren，haishizijidesiduitou，chuhongtian！
哗啦！
楚枫一脚踹开房门。
rumu，mandilangjie，quandoushizaluandeyiwu，haiyounvzidetieshendudou。
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刺啦！
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limiandeliangren，zheicaijingleyixia，fenfenkanleguolai。
“a！chufeng！zenmeshini！”
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“楚嫣然！”
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“ni……nizheige**！worisiyexianghuilaijianni，nijingganbeipanwo！”
“chufeng，nitingwojieshi……”
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wenyan，chufengweiweiyizhi。
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“讨厌啦！”
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“你找死！”
chuhongtiandeyanshenshunjianlenglexialai。
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“噗！”
chufengshunjianyikouxianxuepenchu。
tacikezhishiyijiefanren，mianduilingwusizhongdechuhongtian，meiyousihaohaishouzhili。
“蝼蚁！”
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楚鸿天收回拳头。
chuyanranshuodemeicuo，ruoshichufengzhensizaizheili，kongpahaizhenyouxiemafan。
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“taaobuguojinwanle，batadiuzaijiazuzhuquanli，rangtazuihouzaichangchang，zhufenbiandeziwei……”
“yanran，yiqianzenmemeifaxiannineimecongming。”
“gegege，neishihongtiangenixinsiyizhizairenjiadeshenzishangma。”
……
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