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“heihei，bukuishixufan。”
shiyongyifuyinmoudechengdemoyangxiaolexiao，shuodao：“mingtianzhongwu，jiaoxueloudetiantaijian。”
“好，不见不散。”
delexufandechengnuozhihou，shiyongbiandeyidihuizigezuoweiqule，zhijiantataochushoujilai，qiaojizhe，faqileduanxin。
chendongdongkanzaiyanli，buzhumadao：“***！zheijiahuo！kendingshizaijichenshengbaoxi！”
mawanle，chendongdongyoushikukoupoxindiquanzudao：“laoda，nizhendehaohaoxiangxianga，shileiheshiyongwanquanbushiyigegainiana！neijiahuokeshilianguode！”
“wotingshuo，talianguotaiquandao，shilidoushiheidaijibiedele！zaijiashangtashenbianneixiehaoshou，niqule，kendingdechikuide！”
duiyuchendongdongkouwenzhongdeyanzhongxing，xufanhuangruoweiwen，xiaolexiao，chakaihuati，wendao：“dongdong，nizhidaojiaoxunyigerenzuihaodebanfashishenmema？”
“e，laoda，shenmea？”
chendongdongmantouwushui，laodazaturanjiuzhuanyihuatilenie。
xufanweixiaodao：“henjiandan，nizhixuyaozaitazuideyidefangmian，henhendicaita，caidaotahuaiyirensheng！”
gangbeizhoukerenbaileyidao，xufanzhengzaiqitoushangni，zheihuishiyongsongshangmenlai，xufanyebujieyinataxiaoxiaoqi。
mingtiandaoyekankan，zheigeshileidetou，youmeiyoushitouneimeying。
“dongdong，niganmani？”
chendongdongduobanmeimingbaixufanzheihuadeyisi，zheihuitoutoutaochushouji，faqiduanxinlai。
chendongdongkusangdao：“laoda，jiaorena，shileishizanmennianjilaoda，daiderenkendingbuhuishaode！nimingtianqufuyue，wodebangniduojiaodianrena……”
xufanyiting，kuxiaobudediyaoleyaotou，dao：“meibiyao，yigerenheyiqunrenmeishenmequbiede。”
“哎，也是……”
chendongdongyiting，dunshichuitousangqidifangxialeshouji，tandao：“renduoquleyeshiaizou，neihaishibujiaoleba，mingtianjiuwopeilaodaniyikuaiquaizoudele……”
“……”
xufanyebuzhidaogaishuoshale，suoxinglandehechendongdongshuohua，pazaizhuozishang，shuiqiledajuelai。
henkuai，daolefangxuedeshihou。
“heihei，laoda，wojiubugenniyikuaizoulea。”
chendongdongdemamazaizijingzhongxuedeshitangshangban，tazheihuidequzhaotama，chongzhexufanjilejiyan，jiuzigexianliule。
xufanhaimeizhuomotoutazheiyanshendeyisini，bianjuedeyizhenxiangfengxilai，zhijianguanshimenghetadetongzhuozhaoyan，wangzijizouleguolai。
“xufan，zanmenyikuaizouba。”
xufanyileng，dianlediantou，biangentaliangyikuaiwangxiaomenkouzouqu。
sanrenyilushangyoushuoyouxiaode，zhaoyanhaijixufandaoxie，ganxietazhiqianbangzhejiaoxunshiyonglaizhe，zhibuguo，xufanbuyaoliandishuoyaoyishenxiangxucaixing，shunjianjiunaolegedahonglian。
“xufan，wojiarenlaijiewola，woxianzoulee！”
henkuai，sanrenzoudaolexiaomenkou，guanshimengyiyibushedichongxufanzhaolezhaoshou，jiuwangyiliangdazhongdejiaochepaoleguoqu。
xufankanzheneilianglvexiandidiaodedazhonghuiteng，buzhuculecumei。
dazhonghuitengkanqilaididiao，danshijijiagequeshiliangbaiduowan，buguangruci，zheihuizaichepang，haizhanzhelianggebaobiao。
zheiliangbaobiaodexiuweidouyijingdadaolewaijiagaoshoudeshili，kanyangzi，guanshimengjialidebeijingbuxiao。
“xufan，wodezoulingwaiyibian，zaijiane！”
zheishihou，zhaoyanyehezijigaobiele，xufandianlediantou，musongtalikaizhihou，bianwangzijizufangdefangxiangzouqu。
xufanzouhuijia，yejiushijifenzhongdegongfu，zheihuiyigeren，tabianrenzhendizhuomoleqilai，daihuihuilejia，yaoruhezhengzhizhoukerenzheigexiaoyaojing。
“嗯？”
tudiqianfangyizhenzhengchaosheng，redexufanyizhenzhoumei，wangqianwangqu，zhijianlanjiedechaoshimenkou，sigedabanfukuadenanrenzheihuizhengxiaomimidiweizhuleyigepiaoliangnvren。
“heiheihei，xiaoniu，nipashenmeya，ranggegemomonizheiheisi**，zenmeyangya？”
“ni！nimenkebieluanlai！wo，wopengyoukeshijingcha！nimenganfeiliwo，ta，taraobulenimende！”
“yoyo？he，hehusheini？nipengyou，nvdeya，zhangdepiaoliangjiaoguolaiyikuaiwanya？gegewohaimeiwanguojinghuani？”
tingzhezheinvrendeweixie，zheisigejiahuofeidanbupa，fandaoshimofangzhetajiejiebabadeyangzijixudiaoxileqilai。
xufankanzhezheiyimu，buzhulele！zheikezhenshiqiaoa？quandoushishuren？
zheisigeliumangzhongyouliangge，zhengshizuotiandaolanjiechaoshinaoshideliangge，lingwailiangge，gujiyinggaishitaliangjintianjiaolaidejiubing。
zhiyuzheihuizhengbeidiaoxidenvren，bushibieren，zhengshiganzhehuijiadezhoukeren。
kanzhezhoukerenzheihuisesefadoudemoyang，xufanhenghenglesheng，zheixia，zongsuanshinengbanhuiyijule！
“xiaobaobei！ni，nimenbieqifuwojiaxiaobaobei！”
xufanyaohezhe，jiuwangzhoukerenneibianpaoleguoqu，zheiexinsirendehusheng，dunshiredezhoukerenniutouwangzheibiankanleguolai。
yankanzhexufanchaozijipaolai，zhoukerenyilianmihu，xiaobaobei？zheijiahuogaibuhuishijiaowoba？
“jige！bage！jiushizheijiahuo！”
“duidui！zuotianjiushizheiduzidongdeshou！”
zheihuixufanchongdaozhoukerenshenbian，zuotianbeizoulianghunhundunshirenlechulai，dangxiazhizhexufan，jidongdinangnangleqilai。
“yo？yuanlaishiliangweidagea！aiyo！shijingshijing！”
zheihuixufanyifuhuangrandawudeyangzi，xixiaozhezhuazhuliangrendeshou，woqileshoulai，nongdeliangrenyizhenmengbi！
zheixiaozi，daodizaishuashenmehuayang！
“大哥，真是他！”
yankanjigehebagetoulaiyihuodeyanshen，liangrenlieleliezui，kubidijieshileyiju！
shenshoubudaxiaolianren，jigehebageduishileyiyanzhihou，jigekaikouwendao：“pengyou，nigaomaoni？”
“yo！haiyouliangweidagea！ai！shijingshijing！”
xufangenkanbujianjigehebageyanzhongxiongguangside，chongzheerrenxixixiaolexiao，muguangbianluozaileshenpangshashadaidaidezhoukerenshenbian。
“xiaobaobei，shibushiyoudiaopi，resiweidageshengqile？”
“你叫谁……”
suiranzheihuixingshiweiji，dantingdaoxiaobaobeizheisangezi，zhoukerendunshiyishenjipigeda，jiuyaohexufandingzui。
kehuashuodaoyiban，xufanyibazhang，zhijiejiupaizailetabaotunqunguozhede****shang！
“haigandingzuia？zhibuzhidaonixianzaichuangduodahuo！”
beixufanzheiyideng，zhoukerenguqixiaozui，dunshiweiqudidoukuaidiaoyanleile……
zheijiahuo，ganmaxiongzijima……
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