《xinhundangwan,zuojingsaozishuizhuwobuchengfanzawofangzi》shiyibukourenxinxiandeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo,younaonaoqiaomiaobianzhiercheng。gushizhong,limingzexuxiuxiuxiaolijinglileyixiliejingxiancijidemaoxian,tongshiyemianlinzheneixindezhengzhahexuanze。tongguoyutarendexiangchuheyuziwoduihua,limingzexuxiuxiuxiaolichengzhangweiyigezhenzhengyongganheyouzerenganderenwu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanleqingganyuzhihui,xinhundangwan,saozilaizaizhuwobukenzou,haibawodeyifuxingliquanbudiulechuqu:“jintianwanshang,wobixushuizaizheili!”wozhenjing:“……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindesikaohedutedetiyan。
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他低着头想抱我:
“nengbienaolema?woqiuqiunile,jiuyicieryi,zanmendoujiehunle,nijiubunengrenrangyixiama!”
“niyezhidaowomenjiehunlea!”
wopinjinquanlituikaita,qidehunshenfadou,yanleizaiyankuangzhongdazhuan:
“jiehunqian,nichengnuohuiyibeiziduiwohao,kexianzaini!”
tazhanzaiyuandibushuohua,xiangyigemutou。
我太失望了!
“xuxiuxiu,nijingrangandawo!”
zhangxiaoliguipazaizhuwodibanshang,qidelianhongbozicu:
“ma,nikankanxiaoshuziqudehaolaopo,caijinmenni,jiuzheimeduiwo,zheiwanghouhaibuzhidaogaiyouduolihai!”
tajianqidishangdesuifa,duizhepopokusu:
“woyoumeitishenmeguofendeyaoqiu,zhishixiangzaizhuwozhuyiwanbale,zheimeyidianxiaoshi,tajiudafaleiting,dawoyejiubale,haibawodetoufadoujichemeile,zheiyihouderizikezenmeguoa......”
shuozheshuozhe,tajiuganhaoqilai:
“xiangdangchuwojiaguolaishi,liangexiangyangdewoshidoumeiyou。weilechengqizheigejia,ririyeyedouzaigongzuo,haijinimenshenglegedapangsunzi!xianrujin,zhishixiangmibuyixiadangnianmeizhuguoxinfangdeyihan,doubeibaibanzunao,wodemingzenmezheimekua——”
popozaiyipangtingzhe,jingranyeliuqilelei,yifugantongshenshoudemoyang:
“madongni,mazheibeiziyeshizheimeguolaide!”
tashenzhichongguoqubaozhuleduifang:
“doushiwodecuo,guaiwomeijilaoerquyigetongqingdalidexifuer,cairangnishourucideweiqu!”
一旁的我:?
zheiliangdianpoyouzaiyannayichuni!
lianggerenzaiyipangganhaolebantian,jianwomeiyourenhefanying,popoturanpudaozaiwomianqian,baozhuwodekutui:
“xiaoerxifu,mazheiyibeizi,conglaimeiyouqiuguorenheren!danmajintiandeqiuqiuni,jiuzheiyici,nijiurangxiaolizhuzhuwoyiwanshangba!”
“ma,nizheishiganshenmea?weilewobuzhidea!”
zhangxiaolikuzhepuguolai,shitujiangpopofuqi:
“ninshizhangbei,zenmenengqiutani!”
“ninyaozhidao,bushimeiyigexifudouxiangwoyiyangdongshi,huiweilezhenggejiatingerxishengxiaowo,ninnapaguixiadoumeiyonga,xuxiuxiujiushiyigelengxuewuqingtieshixinchangdenvren,ninkuaiqilaia!”
zhuangkubucheng,youlaiyichudaodebangjia。
我人麻了!
limingzemiansechenzhongdezoudaowomianqian:
“laopo,womahewosaozidouzheiyangaiqiule,nijiubunengpolirangyicima!”
woshizaishibuxiangshuohua,zhinengdingzheta:
“那我们睡哪?”
limingzezhouqimeitou,sisuopiankehouhuida:
“womenchuquzhujiudianba,zheiyangjimeirendarao,youyoufenweigan!”
我氛你个大头鬼!
xinhunzhiye,bazhuworangjisaozi,fuqiliangchuquzhujiudian!
妙啊,太妙了!
shiqingdefazhan,huangtangdaowoshenzhixiangxiao。
cishi,songwanbinkedelidabenhuilaile。
zhangxiaolikanjianzijilaogong,jiuxiangkanjianlejiuxingyiyang,jimangchongguoqulouzhuduifang:
“dabena,kankannididiqudehaoxifu,bamadoubidexiaguile,nikedehaohaozhizhita!”
lidabengetoubugao,shencaikuanpang,kanqilaixianggechenmoguayandelaoshiren。
talejiewanshiqingdejingguohou,chouchuleshou,mianrongyansu:
“xiaoli,jintianshidididixidexinhunye,nizhuhunfangzhuwoshishenmedaolia?”
“renjiaxiaoliangkouyouzijideriziyaoguo,nibunengzheimewuliqunao!”
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