《xianhunhouai：furenjianzhitaifoxi》youwenruoshusuozhuanxie，zheishiyigebuyiyangdegushi，yeshiyibuliangxinxiandaiyanqingzhuzuo，neirongbutuonidaishui，quanpiandoushikandian，henduorenbeilimiandeshenyuwenruoshusuoxiyin，xiaoshuomiaoshule：quanhenglibihou，wenruoshuzoudaofujiashidakaichemen，jianwenshuohaichuzaiyuandi，chushengdao：“buzouma？”wenshuo“a”leyisheng，fanyingguo……
jiehundeshishuowan，wenruoshujiubuxiangzaizheiliduodai，tanazhebaoqishen，kanzhezuozaishafashangdejirenshuodao：“meishiwojiuxianzoule。”
hualuo，neijirenyemeiyourenhebiaoshi，fangfogangcaimeiyourenshuohuayiban。
haishichenshuyouxieyuxinburen，kaikoushuo：“daxiaojie，yaobuyihuierchiwanfanwosongni。”
chenshumeiganshuorangwenruoshuzhuzaizhei，bijingtabushizhurenjia。
dantaxinliqueqingchu，wenruoshuganghuiguo，naliyoushenmedifangqu，zhinengzhujiudian，tayigezaiguowaizhangdadenvhai，shenshangnengyouduoshaoqian。
wenjiashibuqueqian，danwenjiaduitadetaidurenjinjiezhi，zheixienianzaiguowai，kendingshoulebushaoku。
wenruoshuxiaoxiao，tingchulechenshudeyisi，buguotahaishijujuele。
“buyong，wojiaoleche，yijingdaole。”shuowanhou，wenruoshulazhepangbiandexinglixiang，touyemeihuidechuledating。
zuozaishafashangdewenfuyizhimeiyouchusheng，zhishikanzhetadebeiying，meitouqingcu，fangzaiyipangdeshouyebuzijuedewoleqilai。
zhidaoshenyingxiaoshizaimenwai，wenfuyecongshafashangzhanqilai，duiwenlaofurenshuo：“xuexiaohaiyoushi，woxianzoule。”
wenlaofurenkanzheta，bumandeshuo：“heng，nengyoushenmeshi，haibushiqukannidehaonver。”
“妈。”
wenfugangchusheng，jiubeiwenlaofurendaduan。
“biedewobuguan，nijiugaosuta，zheicidelianyinguanhuwen，shenliangjia，rangtajiwoanfenyidian，zaiguowaizheimexienian，xingzidouyangyele！”
wenlaofurendeyuqizhongchongmanleyanezhiyi，shenzhilianwenruoshudemingzidoubuxiangtiqi。
wenfudimeishunyan，meiyouzaishuohua。
zuozaiyipangdewenshuomianseyouxiebuhao，tanachushouji，fachuquleyitiaoxinxi。
······
wenruoshumeishuohuang，taqueshijiaoleche，chuledamenzhihou，jiukanjianyiliangchetingzailubian。
yinweiwenjiazhaizizhandimianjiguang，fujinjibenshangmeishenmeqitazhaiyuan，lubianxiangduilaishuojiubijiaokuan。
jiedaodanzidesijihaiyiduhuaiyishibushizijiyanhuale，sheinengxiangdaozheifurenquhaihuiyourenjiaoche！
wenruoshuduileyiyanchepaihao，querenhaozhihou，caidakaihoubeixiangbaxinglifangjinqu。
zuoshangche，wenruoshuduisijibaoleyigejiudiandemingzi。
sijiyingsheng，fadongchezixiangjiudianshiqu。
yucitongshi，shenshijituandedingcenghuiyishiganggangjieshuleyichangzhangdasangexiaoshidehuiyi。
meigerenzouchuhuiyishideshihou，lianshangdebiaoqingxiangshichituleyiban。
“shenjiahewenjiabushimashangyaolianyinle，zenmeshenzongkanqilaihaoxiangbutaigaoxinga！”
“hehe，yaoshigaoxing，womenzheihuinengkaidaozheigedian。”
“buhuizhendeshiwangshangshuodeneiyang，wenjiajiaguolaidenverzhangdebuzenmehaokanba，tingshuohaiyanshenbuhao。”
“xu，zheihuakebieluanshuo，shijiniandeqianneijianshi，daoxianzaidoubuganti。”
“怎么说？”
“niwangle，dangnianyougehaizi……。”
——
zongcaibangongshili，shenyulvexianpibeiderouleroumeixin，ranhoutaiqigebokanleyanwanbiao。
linxuzhanzaibangongzhuoqian，mianseyouyu。
“haiyoushi？”shenyuqinglengdesangyinxiangqi，ranglinxudalegejiling。
“有。”
“那就说。”
linxuzaishenershaoyedezhushixia，yingzhetoupikaikou：“furenrangninyihuihuijia，shuoshishanglianghunlideshi。”
shuowanhou，linxujiuyizhizhushizheshenyudebiaoqing，xinkuaitidaolesangziyan。
dangfurenjitadadianhuadeshihou，zijijiuzhidaomeishenmehaochashi，sheizhidaohaizhendebushihaochashi。
zheilianyindexiaoxi，tamenyeshikanweibocaizhidaode。
ershaosuiranmeishuoshenme，danlinxuxinliqingchudehen，ershaodepiqikanqilaihao，duisheidouwenrunyouli，yebucengjiguosheiliansekan，dandadoushixiaobudayandi，shenqingyejinhulengmo，henqilaidaodaojianxue，rangrenyongyuanfanbuleshen！
liangjiu，shenyucaichushengwendao：“hetaidadehezuojinxingdezheimeyang？”
“a？”linxuyouxiemeng。
bushigangcaihaishuozhehuishenjiama？
dankandaoshenyudemuguangshi，linxulikezhengsedao：“henshunli，anpailehoutianqulincheng。”
“好。”
shenyushuowanzhanqishen，chaozhemenkouzouqu。
linxuyeganjingenshang，yishijianyouxiecaibutouershaodexinsi。
cheshang，shenyuzuozaihoumianbizheyanxiuxi，linxujicihuitouxiangyaokaikou，dankanjianshenyudelian，jiubiehuilehua。
zhihaoduizhesijixiaoshengdeshuo：“qulanyuan。”
furen，woduibuqinin，ninhaishizijigenershaoshuoba！
zheichashinanbande，rangtazhixiangganjinxiaban！
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zheibiancheshang，wenruoshunachushoujikanjianweixinshanghaojigedeshipintonghua，jiusuishouboleyigeguoqu。
henkuai，shipinbeijietong，gezhepingmuchuanlaiyigehuankuaidenvsheng。
“wenwen，nizenmeturanhuiguola？”
“youdianshi。”wenruoshuhuida，kanzhepingmushangluchulaidetianhuaban，tajiuzhidaoduimianderenzaiganshenme。
“niyoutongxiaochuquwanle？”
neibianderensihushilengleyixia，suihoupingmushangchuxianleyikenaodai，shangmianhaidaizhetuzifagu。
“heihei，wenwencaidezhenzhun。”muxiliezuixiao，xinliqueshihuangdeyipi。
muxixihuanpaoba，youqixihuanbengdihehejiu，zuizhongyaodeyidianshixihuanjiaonanpengyou！
zhiqiantamenzhuyiqideshihou，wenruoshuhaijingchangyueshuta，rangtazaodianhuilai，buzaiwaimianguoye，keyanxiazijiqianjiaohuiguo，houjiaozheijiahuojiuchuqutongxiao。
wenruoshuwunaidefangebaiyan，youxiexianqihaoyou，danzuishanghaishiguanxinta：“zhuyishenti！”
muxitingjianhoudunshijiubuleyi，chezhesangzihaoyisheng：“wenwen，niguoranbuaiwole。”
tamuxishixihuanjiaonanpengyou，dannaciyemeidaoneizhongchengdu，zheinvrendesixiangcaihuiguoyitianjiuyijingbuchunjiele。
wenruoshumeilihuitadewumie，zhishishuodao：“kanlairuienjiaoshoudezuoyehaishibuzhidetaishao，rangnihaiyouxinsichuquwan。”
“pi！”muxikoutufenfang，“zheilaotoujiushixiande，haijiduwochengjitaihao！”
温若姝：……
muxigenwenruoshudazhedianhua，shoushangdedongzuoyijiumeiting。
yaobushiwanchengzuoye，tayebuhuitongxiaoqujiuba，youzhaoreshangyigenanchanderen！
yixiangqineigeren，muxijiuyizhenjipigeda。
“huashuo，nihaimeihuidawoweishenmehuiguoni？”
wenruoshutiantianchun，manyouyoudeshuodao：“jiehun。”
“pada”yisheng，yuanzaiguowaidemuxi，kanzhezijishoushangganggangbaiduandedongxi，youxiexulengzheng！
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