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“yaoyao，womenfenshouba！”
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linyaolianshangqidaidexiaorongzaizheiyikejiaranerzhi，tayiweijintianchendongyuezijilaishiyaohezijiqiuhun，kemeixiangdaodenglaideshitadefenshou。
“你说什么？”
“woshuo，womenfenshouba！yaoyao!”
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lushangduchejiulaichile，ganghaokanjianlezheiyimu，youkandaoleleiliumanmiandehaoyou，pokoudamaqilai。
......
“jiajia，nishuoweishenmeyigerenhuizaiduanduanjitianzhineijiubianxinni？”
“daodishiweishenmeni？”
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chenjiaanweilinyao，xiwangtabuyaozaineimeshangxin。
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“jiunihaijuedetashiyigehaoren！”
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酒吧的包厢内，
“nizhongyushedecongguowaihuilaile！wohaiyiweinizheiyibeizidoubuhuihuiguofazhanle！”
zhuyuhangduizhezuozairenqunzhongjiandemeishenmebiaoqingdehuoboyandiaoxiaodao。
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“xiangbudaonijuranhaihuiyoubeibiwunaideyitian！”
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酒吧卡座里，
linyaohedimimihuhu，huiguotoujiufaxianchenjiabujianle，yaoleyaotou，zheicaixiangqilaitahaoxiangshuoguokanjianleyigeshuren，
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niutou，jiuzhuangdaoleyigenanrenshenshang，naozibuqingxingdelinyaozhijidezijimianqianderenshenshanggewaidere。
“放开！”
zhitingjianmianqiangaodadenanrenduizijihechidao，danfanshigeyishiqingxingderenjiuhuizaizheiyikefangshoule，
kelinyaofanershishenkaishoubaozhuta，zuilishuodao，
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erlinyaogenbenbuhuixiangdaozijidezheiyijuhuazaoyuzenmeyangdeshiqing。
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huoboyanganshoudaoshenshangchuanlairouruandechupeng，zaiyerenbuzhuyiban，yinchenzheliankaikoudao，
“jirannineimexiangyao，neiwojiurunisuoyuanmanzuni！zhixiwangnibuyaohouhui！”
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