xiaobianjidajiadailaizhujiaoshixiangsijiahejingyaodexiaoshuo，shumingjiaozuo《xianhunhouai：badaohezongchongqichengyin》，zuozheshizuijinrenqihengaodexiaoluya，xiaoshuojiangshule：suishuoyikaishideshihou，beipojiarenqueshiyoudianbuqingyuan，danshixianzaijiupingzhehejingyaozheizhanglianheshencai，doushiwenzhuanbupei！……
第3章
xiangsijiayuetingyuemeng：“shenghaizihaiyoubuchangjin？”
“dui，buchangjin。haiziwulunnannv，jinenisuibiankai。”
hejingyaohaiyiweixiangsijiashijuedejiaqianbuheshi，buchongshuodao。
“好，我答应。”
yaoshiyoulezheibibuchangjin，shuobudinglaolaodebingjiuyouxiwangle，tayezaibuyongkanfuqindeliansele。
shiguangfeishi，henkuaijiudaolehunlizheiyitian。
xiangsijiadexinsiyizhidoubuzaihunlishang，hejingyaojinlaideshihoutadoumeiyoufaxian。
zheicihejiajixiangsijiazhunbeidehunshashizhuanmenhualedajiaqiandingzhide，yuanbenyemeirenbatazheigeshangyelianyindeshaonainaifangzaiyanli。
keshiwunaihelaoyezixihuana，dajiayejiuzhihaohaoshengdesihouzhe，buchucuojiuhaole。
xiangsijiazuozaizhuangtaiqian，kanzhezijishenshangzheijianjiazhibufeidehunsha。
tatanlekouqi，“woxianzaihouhuidehua，hailaidejima？”
zhanzaixiangsijiashenhoudehejingyaomeijiehua，zhishitaishoukanleyixiashijian，“haiyoubangexiaoshi，nizhunbeiyixia。”
“！”
xiangsijiaheleyitiao：“nishenmeshihoujinlaide？”
“刚刚。”
反悔是没有用的。
xiangsijiazhanzaihunlihuichangdemenwaideshihou，ciqibifudeshanguangdengdoujujizaitadeshenshang，xiangsijiawanquanmeixiangdao，zaimeitishangyourucigaodeguanzhududeyuanyin，juranshiyinweitajiajilehejingyao。
tafangzaishencedeshou，buzijuedezhuajinlehunshadequnbai。
“weilelaolao，zhinengzheiyangle。”
hunlijinxingquxiangqi，huichangdemendakaile，xiangsijiatuozhehouzhongdequnbai，yibuyibu，tajinlezheiweizhideshenyuan。
xianchangdedengguanghezhuyilidoujujizailexiangsijiadeshenshang，tameiyoufuqinpeizhezouguozheipuzhehualihuabandehongtan。
tazhanzaihongtandezheiyitou，kanjianlebuyuanchuhongtanjintouzhanzhedeneigenanren。
neiweitazhijianguoyimiandezhangfu——hejingyao。
hejingyaodelianshangmeiyouduoyudebiaoqing，zhishiyiliandanrandekanzhechaozhetayibuyibuzoulaidexiangsijia。
zheichangshengdadehunli，liangweixinrendougehuaixinshi。
xiangsijiazoudaolehejingyaoshenbian，tadeshoudazaihejingyaodeshouxinzhizhong，kuanhoudeshouzhangmozhetaxianxidezhijie。
shenfukaishixuanshi：“xinlanghexinniang，xianzaiqingnimenxiangzaizuodexuangaonimenjiehundexinyuan。”
“hejingyao，shifouyuanyiquhejingyaozuoweinideqizi?nishifouyuanyiwulunshishunjinghuonijing，fuyuhuopinqiong，jiankanghuojibing，kuailehuoyouchou，nidoujianghaowubaoliudiaita，duitazhongchengzhidaoyongyuan?”
hejingyaopingjingwubodemouzishandonglepianke，“woyuanyi。”
shenfukanxiangxiangsijia,tasihaodoumeiyouyouyu，diantouhuidadao：“woyuanyi。”
liangweixinrendemaoheshenlizaizuodebinkedouyoumugongdu，buguodajiadoushixinlingshenhui，meiyouchuopo。
xiangjiahehejialiangbiandousonglekouqi。
songkouqidehaiyouxiangsijia。
xiangsijiaganjuezijikuaiyaobeilifulededuanqile。
suoyourendouzaichizheyanxi，xiangsijiayidianweikoudoumeiyou，congcongdeheleliangkoushui，genzhejingleyiquandejiu，renyijingmihudeyanshenfapiao。
conghunlixianchangshangleche，xiangsijiazhongyuxiexiatingzhidejibei。
pieleyiyanzuozaishenbiandehejingyao，tayouyouzhongruzuozhenzhandeganjue。
haozaimeijifenzhongjiudaolehunfang，xiangsijiabaozhelifuduihejingyaoshuozhe：
“我先去洗个澡。”
hejingyaogaosulexiangsijiayushideweizhi，tapaojinyushijiannandetuoxialifu。
wenredeshuicongshangerxiadelinlexialai，tahuranjuedexiaofuyizhenzhuitong。
yaoyarenleren，tengtongbingmeiyouhuanjie，tengdetawuzheduzidunlexialai。
“zaole，zenmewanglewokuaidaoshengliqile。”
hejingyaojinmendeshihoutazhengzaiyushilixizao，jinlaituodiaolewaitaoguazaiyibiandejiazishang。
turan，yushilichuanlaiyishengmenxiang。
“咚！”
hejingyaotingzhuyaozoudejiaobu，ganjueyoudianbuduijing，shenshouqiaoleqiaoyushidemoshabolimen。“xiangxiaojie？”
limianchulehuahuadeshuishengzhiwai，meiyousihaodehuiying。
“xiangxiaojienihaihaoba？gangcaishishenmeshengyin？”
hejingyaoyouxunwenleyisheng，yijiumeiyouyingda。
chajueshibuduijing，hejingyaowozhubashou，shuozhe“wojinlaile。”
tuimenjinqu，yushidepengtouhaizaixixililideliutangzheshui。
yuanbenzaixizaodexiangsijiaxianzaiqueshichitiaorubaiyudetangzaidimianshang。
yinhongdexueseshunzheshuiliumanyankailai。
kandaodishangdexue，hejingyaoxinyijingkuaibudezouleguoqu，“xiangsijia，nizenmele？”
mandidexuerangtayiweitanalishouleshang。
qingjixiahejingyaobaxiangsijiabanbaoqilaijiancha，faxiantadeshenshangmeiyoumingxiandeshangkou。
hejingyaoxianshiyileng，jiezheguandiaoleshui，jimangshenshouchexialekuandadeyujin，dunxiashenziyongyujinguozhexiangsijiadeshenti，shoumangjiaoluandebarencongyushilibaolechulai，fangzailechuangshang。
huaizhongdenvrenbaoqilaideshihousihaodoubufeili，qingpiaopiaode，dianliangzhejiumeijijinrou。
xiangsijianeizhangbenlaijiumeishenmeroudexiaolianxianzaicanbaiwubi，shidadadefasinianzaietoushang，kanqilaishifendererenlianxi。
“张姨。”
“少爷？”
wenshengerlaidezhangyijinlaideshihoukanzhezheixuejibanbodeyangzi，helehaodayitiao。
“ya，zenmelezheishi？”
“qubazhangquanhanlai，zaihangebaomuguolai，zhaoshenganjingyifu。”“hao，shaoye，womashangqu。”
hejingyaozaimenkoudengdaozhangquanlaideshihou，baomuyijingbayifujixiangsijiahuanhaole。
hejingyaomeitoujincu，xinhunzhiyenongzhezheigeyangzi，kanzhehaishitingherende。
“shaoye，shaonainaideyifuyijinghuanhaole。”
“嗯，你下去吧。”
zhangquanzuoweihejingyaojialidejiatingyisheng，jinmendeshihoubeihejingyaoyishenshixuedeyangziheleyitiao。“woshuo，jingyao，jiusuannibuxihuanrenjiaguniang，yebunengxinhunzhiyejiubarenjinongchengzheigeyangziba？”
hejingyaomeihaoqidechuailezhangquanyijiao：“biehushuo，nikankanta，yanbuyanzhong。”
“好嘞。”
jiandandejianchaleyixia，zhangquanqishen，hejingyaowen：“zenmeyang？yanzhongma？”
zhangquanzhouzhemeitou：“youdian，dixuetang，pinxue，zaijiashangyanzhongdeyinshibuguilv，kantazheiyangzixiangshijitianmeihaohaochifanxiuxi。”
yibianshuozhezhangquanyibianbalazheyiyaoxianglidepingpingguanguan。
“bushiwoshuo，zheirenzenmenengxuchengzheigeyangzia？”
shuozhezhangquannachuyipingdiaoshui。
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