《xiaohualiujinimen，woquzhuigaolengxiaotongzhuo》qingjiejinkourenxin，shishuangcengzhishixieyibubukeduodededoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，yuyanjianjiedanqueshengdongxingxiang。jiangshudeshi：conggaoyizhuidaoxianzai，baiyuejiedoubusongkou，huanleshei，naixinyedoukuaihaoguangle。baiyuejieqingmielenghengyisheng，xinzhongdeyi。zheicijifengbu……
第13章
“laohe，nishenshanghaiyouqianme？”
“meiyou！yougansha！？”
“meiyoujiusuanle，zanmenyaoquxishan，youdianeryuan，woxunsidageche~”
“xishan？lizheiersanshiduogonglini......”
xishanfangxiang，difanghenpian，meiyougongjiaoche，hedagangxianglexiang，“qianwoshizhenmeiyoule，feiyaoqudehua，zanliangqizixingcheba？”
“行。”
hedagangyouyilianglaojiudeerbadagang，shiweiletiantianjiesongxiaomeiyongde。
jifenghaobuyouyuqishanghouzuo，lianggerenshuozoujiuzou，jikechufa。
zhiyaoyijuhua，yebuwenyuanyou，tai**jiuzou。
zheizhengshijifengzuixihuanhedagangdeyidian，renhenhuabuduo。
lushangmanzhang，liangrensuibianliaozhe。
“laohe，nijiubuhaoqi，zanmenquxishangansha？”
“buhaoqi，wojiuzhidao，huitouninongbudaoqian，wojiubanijiaojiyetianci。”
“哈哈，行。
wennigewenti，nizhidaozaizanmendongjiang，sheijiazuiyouqianme？”
“zheihaiyongwen，sheibuzhidaoshiyejia。”
“错。
yeshizuiduosuanbaofahu，tamenzhishitongguogaoqiangchai，bazhanshichang，dayashanghuzheixieshangbudetaimiandeshouduan，zhuanxieheixinqianbale。
hezhenzhengdezibendalaogenbenbuzaiyigecengci。”
“youhe，nikouqidaoshida，lianyeshidoukanbuqi。
neinishuo，zaidongjiangsheijiabiyeshihaiyouqian？”
jifengyitiaomei，“yun-ding-！
yunhuyujingnizhidaoba？dongjianggaodangxiaoqudetianhuaban，neizhishiyundingjituankaifadexiangmuzhiyi。
yundingjituandongshizhangyunfengnian，baishouqijia，jishinianfengyufendou，bajiayezuodaoquanguodisi！
zheicaishizhenzhengniubiderenwu！
xianzailaorenjianianguomaodie，shentibuhao，zhengyinjuzaixishanyangbing。
zheitang，womenjiushiquzhaotade。”
hedagangcuoe，dengzhezixingchedetuiyouxiefaxu。
zheijifengzhenshiyubujingrensibuxiu，yuanlaiquxishanshiweilezheige，neiguoransuanshibandashile。
“jifeng，nibushikaiwanxiaoba？
ruguonishuodoushizhende，neimeniubidedarenwu，pingshajianzanliang？zaishuo，zanherenjiadoubushiyigecengcide，jianmianerlaoshaa？”
jifengtaiyanxinshangzheluliangce，shumucongshenbiancongconglveguo，shenqingsongchi，dandandao：“fangxin，woyehenniubide，daoshihounizhiyaotingwodejiuxingle。”
hedagang：......
sanshiduogongli，zhongyudaoledifang，hedagangyijingleidedahanlinli。
dantalaibujichuanxi，jiubeiyanqiandejingxiangzaicizhenjing。
conglaibuzhidao，zaiyuyucongcongdelinshenchu，juranyinzangzhezheiyangyichuyuanluo。
zhouweihuanraozhemaomideshumu，fangfotianrandepingzhang，jiangshisudexuanxiaogejuezaiwai。zhiyououerchuanlaideniaoming，weizheipianjingmizhidizengtianlejifenshengji。
congwaimiankan，yuanluoneidejianzhuyichunjingdebaiseweizhu，yuzhouweidelvsejingzhixingchengxianmingduibi，xiandegewaixingmu，xiantiaoliuchang，meiyichuxijiedouliuluchugaodangshehuadeqixi，wudingshangdewapianpudezhengqihuayi，yulantianxiangyingchengqu，jirenyizhongningjingzhiyuandeganjue。
rucijingzhi，buyongwen，yezhidaozhuzailimiande，kendingbushiyibanren。
jifenghehedagangzhanzaiyuanluomenqian，zaoyibeisizhouanfangdejiankongpaidaole。
budengqiaomen，dianzizhamenzidonghuanhuanlakai。
limianshiduogeshenchuanzhifudebaoanyuguanerchu，fenlieliangpang。
hedagangsuiranyongmeng，danbijinghaishigaozhongsheng，congmeijianguozheizhongzhenshi，jinzhangdeganyankoutumo，xiaoshengdao：“jifeng，yaobuzanzouba，zheibushizangailaidedifang......”
jifenglehehedao：“xianzaizoubulele。kuangqie，dalaoyuanlaide，weishayaozou？”
yizhongbaoanjiangtamenweizhu，zhanding，congdamenlifangcaizouchuyiren。
juranshigenianqingmaomeideguniang，kanshangqunianjibihedaganghejifengdabuleduoshao。
zheiguniangwuguanjingzhiliti，yanjingmingliangyoushen，hunshenshangxiatouzhegaoguideqizhihechengshu，meiyigedongzuo，dounengrangrenganshoudaomingmenyujiedeqichang。
mengdongqingnianhedagangdoukanshale，yanjingdouwanglezha。
tacongbucengjiandaoguozheiyangde‘gaojihuo’，yanqiandenvren，jianzhibidianshijilineixiexianggangmingxinghaiyaoyoumeili。
jifengjiuxiandecongronghenduo，zheizhongxiaochangmian，congqiandeshoufujixianshengzaoxiyiweichang。
tashirenshide，zouchulaizheinvren，zhengshiyunfengnianweiyidesunnv，weilaihuijichengyundingjituandeshaojiazhu——yunyun。
baoanjiangerrentuantuanweizhu，zhenshixiangzouyezoubulele。
“nimenshishenmeren？laizheierganshenme？shousheizhipaide？”
yunyunshanglaijiushiyigesanlianwen，qishiduoduobiren。
jifengzuijiaoweiqiao，xiangqianyingshangyibu，“womeijicuodehua，zheixishanyinggaishigongzhongdedifangba。
jiuyinweinimenzaizheier，menqiandeludouburangbierenzoule？
yundingjituanweimiantaibadaoxie，ruguorangyunfengniantalaorenjia，zhidaosunnvdairenrucimeilimao，pashiyaoshengqide。”
tingjianjifengrucishuo，yunyuncuoe，miansezhoubian。
daobushiyinweizheizhaoshangmendexiaopihaier，jingganduizijizhiyanxiangxiang。
ershi，yeyezaicichuyinjuxiuyang，zheijianshikeshijuemi！tazenmehuizhidao？！
yunfengnianzuoweiyundingjituandejiazhu，ganxizhongda。
shenhuanzhongjideshiqingyidanxieluchuqu，yunshidegujiajiuhuiyixieqianli！
zaochengdeyixielieliansuofanying，gengshinanyixiangxiang。
“jiwonazhu！bunengrangtamenlikai！”
yunyunyishenglingxia，shiduogeqiangzhuangdebaoanbianweileguolai。
“愚蠢！”
jifenghechidao，“wozhidaonishipayunlaodexiaoxixielouchuqu。
danbuwenmingyuanyou，zhijienaren，ruciqingfudeqidu，yihouyoushenmezigejichengyundingjituan！”
云韵一愣。
xixidaliang，yanqianzheixueshengmoyangdeqingnian，suiyizheputong。danwuguanjunlang，qizhibufan，bishigeyoulaitoude。
danshiguanzhongda，yunyunhaishibuganyousihaoshulou。wulunruheyeyaoxiannaxiazheilianggerenzaishuo。
da**fahua，baoanmoquancazhang，jiuyaodongshou。
hedaganghuangle，“jifeng，zanshibushitonglouzile，zabana？！”
“shazaban？dainilaishiganshade？
wobushishuoguo，wobangni，niyedebangwo~
yihuierwohaiyaobandashierni，bunengleizhe。
tixiannijiazhideshihoudaole！
shangbalaohe，dongjingnaodeyuedayuehao！wokanhaoniyou~~~”
shuozhe，jifengwoquan，zuolegejiayoudaqidedongzuo，tuishangxiangcefangtuileyibu，jihedagangrangkaipaodao。
hedagangxinliyiwanpi**feibenerguo。
tahuranganjue，zheiyibubudoushijifengtiqiansuanjihaode，erzijizhenganzhaojifengtiqianwahaodexianjing，yibubuwangqiantangzhelei。
zuirangrenshengqideshi，shiqingbidaoyanqianle，mingzhishikeng，yebutiaobuxing。
sijiusiba，sheirangzijixialeyan，jiaoyoubushenni。
hedagangluqixiuzi，dahouyishengchongjinrendui，heyizhongbaoansichezaiyiqi。
laohejiajingpinkun，xiaoshihouyinweichibushangfan，cengbeijialisongdaosongshanshaolindangguojinianxiaoheshang。
jiashangtashentitianfubenjiubucuo，xiashanzhihou，wulizhiyijingyuanyuanchaoguoyibanshehuishangderen。
zhishizheigehanhanduizijideshiliyiwusuozhi，zhiyaotahuizhanshiziji，henduoyouqianrendoubabudebatapinqingguoqudangbaobiao。
zhuanqianqishishihenqingsongde。
hedagangzijibuzhidao，kejifengzhidao！
laoheheyiqunchengniannanrensichezaiyiqi，jifengquebeizheshou，xiaomimizhanzaiyibiankanzhe。
tabudong，ziranyejiumeirenguolaizhaotamafan。
yunyunqiguaidaliangzhejifeng，zheixiaozihaichuanzhexiaofu，henmingxianhaishigegaozhongshengeryi。
zenmemianduizheizhongchangmian，ruciwendezhu？poyoutaishanbengyuqianermianbugaisededajiangzhifeng。
zaikanluanzaozaorenduierli，neigezhangxiangbijiaochengshudegaozhongsheng，yeyouxiqiao。
suiranyinweirenshuguanxi，neixiaohuozichuyulieshi。
kesibaliangfenzhongle，shiduogebaoanjuranhaimeiyoujiangtaanzhu！
yunyunliumeicuqi，mianzishangganjueyoudianerguabuzhu。chennudao：
“rangnimennagexueshengeryi，zenmezheimefeijing！
yigegedoushichibaishidefantongme！”
jianda**nule，baoanduizhanglianzhangtonghong，shoushangyibianmanghu，yibianqichuanyuyujieshi。
“da…da**......zheixiaozizhuangdegenniuyiyang！kendingbushiputongxuesheng！
zaijiwojifenzhong，wobaozhengnaxia......
哎呦**——！”
huameishuowan，baoanduizhangbeihedagangyigeliaojuezixianfanzaidi，siyangbachatangzaida**jiaobian。
qideyunyunqiaolianshangweiweichouchu，“likequcaiwulinggongzi！
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