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《xihuaxiaowochiqing？suliaomeiguigoudoubujian》limiandeneirongzheibenxiaoshuoshilitaibaijiejiulechude,zhujiaoshimusiyunduxiwu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：xiaopiaopaizhaoxiexiee~】duxiwu：【wozhiyaoxingyaodiandelengcuibingmeishi，dashishouchong，wendu2℃。】……ershiertiaoyaoqiu，xiangershierbakezhexiurudebishou，……

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”huposedemeitongli，haobuyanshidishengzheqingmie。“hai，yurenjiema，doudoudajialehelehe。

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jigegennanpengyouyiqilaidenvshengmianluburen，xiangshangqian，beigezinanyousisizhuaizhu，

qizhongyigenanshengyadishengyin：“bieguanta，huogai！tianzheliantieshangqude，nengguaishei？

”fashitianpindiandechuchuangmingliangdehuangyan，jingzhiruyishupindetiandiansanfachushemidetianxiang。

duxiwuxianggezhidianjiangshandediwang，quzhizaibolijutaishangdududiqiaozhe：“zheige，zheige，

haiyouzheige……meizhongzuihaodekouwei，laiershierfen！dabao！”jinghushengciqibifu。

ershiergejingmeirulihedetianpindaiduichenglexiaoshan。chuanzhezhifudefuwushengxiaoxinyiyidijiangheikadihai，

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caishangktvpuzhedeshenhongseditan，rutongtaruyitanzhanchoudexue。

baofangqudezoulangqiangmianshiguanghuabinglengdejingmian，qingxidiyingchuqianfangdeyimu：liuxiazhizhezijideleisixiukou，

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haishikaineigeyoudulilutaide‘huangzuan’baofang？dingjiyinxianghehongjiutaocanjininbeishang？”jinglihazheyao，

manlianduixiao。“aiyaya，siyunjie！

”liuxianeigeranzhefensetoufa、zhijiaxiangzuandeguimiqiaolunaturantigaolediaomen，

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buguo……”tazhazhayan，xiaorongdaizheedudetianzhen，“wowanglenihaoxiangjiujingguomin？chilebuhuishangyiyuanba？

buxiangxiaxia，tianshengnenghenengwanni！”duxiwuzhongyuhuitou，muguangqingpiaopiaodisaoguomusiyun，

quexiangchuantouyicengkongqi，luodingzaitashenhouxuanmudeqicaibolizhuangshiqiang。tabunaifandihuanglehuangshouji：“siyun，

qujidajiamainaicha，yaoshenmefaqunli。kuaidian。”tadeshoujisuoping，

qiahaoshiliuxiachuanzhexinggandagefu、zailiangongfanglirewudezhaopian，

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zhishengxiamusiyunhetahuailineishubinglengcishoudesuliaohua。shoujipingmuliangqi，weixinqunshunjianbeishuaping。

liuxia：【yaoneigexinchudeyuyiganlanqiyaziyuanqibei，wutangqubing，

xiaopiaopaizhaoxiexiee~】duxiwu：【wozhiyaoxingyaodiandelengcuibingmeishi，dashishouchong，wendu2℃。

】……ershiertiaoyaoqiu，xiangershierbakezhexiurudebishou，

jingzhunzhazaimingwei“musiyun”degongjushiyongshuomingshushang。binglengdekongqixirufeifu。tabaozhehua，

xiangbaozhezijilianjiadexiaohua，zhuanshenzouxianghanfengcigudejiedao。tiangengyinle，dapianwuyunyading，

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daizhezuiyideqingfu：“……musiyun？jiushigejiemenerdewanyier……huaqianmaidelezidongma？”“liuxia？

neishiwonvshen！nengyiyang？”“chi，ta？neimeaiwo，lilewohuobulede，pashenme……nikan，

suijiaosuidaodangyahuan……”hong！shijieshunjianshisheng。musiyunjiangyingdizhanzaiyuandi，

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daizhekebodedeyi，shiliuxia：“jiushi，yigehuahuaerde，gongjurenbale。awunizhenhuai，

laozheime‘hong’zhetawan，kantaneishayanger……”hongxiaoshengputiangaidi。

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pingmuzhengzaixunhuanbofangchengshiyishujiexuanchuanpian——jinjiangzuopintexieyishanerguo：yifumingwei《liefeng》deyouhua，

shenchen、silie、chongmanliliang。neishitadehua！bannianqiantanimingcansainaxiadezhongbangjiangxiang！

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tamianwubiaoqingdibaneiershierbeiangguide、biaomangezhongtezhiyaoqiudenaicha，

saijizhanzaidianmenkoufalengdefuwusheng。zaitajingedeyanshenzhong，musiyunbaozheneishusuyandesuliaomeigui，

caizhebinglengdeshuinidimian，beiduizhektvdefangxiang，juejuedirongruhuiheisedejietou。shenhou，

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dierzhang：suliaomeiguidexiujiyuzhenxiangdebingyubingliangdeyusihunzhelengfengchoudazailianshang，

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“wengweng——”shoujizaishitoudekoudailizhendong。shiduxiwu。“nirenni？

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”wendaomusiyunyishenshilenghanqi，guniantoudoumeitai，

biyinnongzhong：“wofangguanxichixiamianneigeyinbaisetiepitong，shiyonglaizhuangfeiqigongde，

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bianyuanjuanqu，rutongchuiside、fubaidexin。tacengjingxiangzhengduxiwuneixujiade、dounongxingzhide“langman”，

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shoujiyouqieerbushedixiangqilai。zheicishiweixindetishiyin——pengyouquan。duxiwugangfaleyitiao。

peitushihaohuaktvbaofanglimilideguangxianxia，taheliuxialiantieliande**。

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yanshenmimeng，touzhexuanyao。peiwen：【yuye，younijiubuleng。（aixin）@xiaxiazuiaixiatian】peng！

xinkouxiangshibeineishuhualiboludeshengxiutiesihenhenlejin，zaiyonglisiche！musiyunmengdigongqibei，

zhijiansisizhuazhuzhuoyan，gujiefanbai。yigunongzhongdexuexingqiyongshanghoulong。sannian！

taweitaaoyehuaguowushuqimoshejigao，beijiaoshoukuazandeshejibeihoushitaaohongdeyan。

taweitadangguowushutaliaobohouyoubuxiangfuzedelantaohua，beirenzailuntannimingruma“youdangyouli”。

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taweitapaoguowushucitui，maiguobujiqishudeyexiaonaicha，jingzhunjizhesuoyourendexihao。

liuxiayijuqingpiaopiaode“bushufu”，takeyibanyequchejishigongliqumaiyiwantedingdetangshui。

ertaweibingfazuoquanzaichuangshang，tazhihuizaiweixinshuo：“duohereshui，choutiliyouyao。

”tadenuli、caihua、yongxin，huanlaidezhishi“gongjuren”“xiaoqian”“shayang”depingjia？

ertayibihuashejibangtayingxiadeneigezhongyaoshangyecehuadasaijiangjin，

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zhiweileweichitaneidashaoyedezizunhebeinvrenchongbaidexurong？

tapengyouquanlineixieshechidedujia、xinkuandeqiuxie，youduoshaoshikaozhaqutadecaihuazhifu？erta，

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“si……”yishengqingweide、daizhexingzailehuodexiqishengcongzhuoduimianchuanlai。

gunianbuzhiheshiheshanglehouhoudezhuanyeshu，shouzhizhenghuazhetadeshoujipingmu，

jingpianhoudeyanjingshanzhekanxidejingguang：“wae，haojingcai。yuanlaizanmenmeishuxideyinxingjinkuang，

yanghuolejinrongxidetouhaoweishaoyea？ze，‘dingjizhananjiandingbiaoben’，niandudaxijijiangshangyan。

”tahuakaiyizizouguolai，naguomusiyunbinglengfadoudeshou，

shixiaoyuannimingshequ“shudong”deretiebiaoti：《bayibajinrongxinanshendumoudezhenmianmu：cainvrensheshitoude？

fuerdairenshekaoxixue？》limianxiangxiluolieleduxiwudayidaodasanjifenzhongyaohuojiangshejizuopindefenggetubian，

hetazijipingshizuoyezhanxianchudejudachaju。

gengyounimingyonghu（yisitatuanduilibeitichuhuobumanderen）baoliao：talvcihuaqianzhaorenzuozhongyaoshejizuoye，

hexinshejigainiandoushi“mouweibuyuantouluxingmingdenvxingpengyou”zhuodao。

shenzhiyouyisixiaoneidayindianyuangongliuyan：“dui！

meicidayindezuizhongxiaoguotuheshejishuomingluokuanmingdoushiduxx，

dansongshenqiandecaogaoyuanwenjianshumingshilingyigemingzi‘msy’！woyinxianghenshen！

”msy——musiyunpinyinshouzimu。xiangyipengunyoujiaozaihuotanshang！musiyunyanzhongdebingcengchedizhalie，

ranqixiongxionglieyan！yuanlai！tabujinshitaganqingshangdelajitong、mianfeidepaotuiyahuan，

gengshitaxueyeherenshebeihouyinxingdexuebao！taduxiwuguangxianlianglide“jinrongcaizi”“shejixiaodaren”guanghuan，

doutamashicaizaitaxueroumohudefuchuhecaihuashangdudejin！jiuzaicishi，youyigeshipintonghuaqingqiutiaochu。

haishiduxiwu。musiyundeshouzhixuanzaipingmushangfang，weiweizhandou。neibuzaishikongjuhuozhebeiweideqidai，

ershiyayidaojidiandefengbao。guniankaozaitaerbian，shengyindaizheemobandeyouhuo：“jiea，kuangzhu。

tingtingzanmenzunguidezhaiwuren，haiyouheguigan？”musiyunshenxiyikouqi，anxialejietingjian，

tongshianxialeluyinjian。pingmushangshunjiantiaochuyizhangzuixunxun、daizhebumandelian，

beijingshixuanmudedengguangheliuxiajiaodidideshengyin：“musiyunnigaoshenmegui？maibeinaichamaineimejiu？paole？

made，haidengwohongnia？ganjingunhuilai！balaozideheikasonghuilai！wanshangwomenyaoqushandingwenquanjiudian，

quegekaichelinbaodeni！”tayizhiqishideyangzirutongshihuanyitiaogou，bamusiyunzuihoudetuiludoudusile。

musiyunmeiyouxiangyiqianneiyangjieshihuodaoqian。tazhishikanzhepingmu，kanzheneizhangtacengjingaiguohuoxumilianguodelian，

ranhouyongyizhongjileng、jijingde，congweiyouguodeshengxiankaikou：“duxiwu，”taqingxidituchuzheigemingzi，

meiyigezidouxiangbingkuaizhuangji，“neizhang‘zhizunheika’，shiwoshangzhouququ‘chenxibei’yishujiejinjiangjiangjinshi，