zaixinhunyehuanlaogong，suxiaojieyoumeiyousazhong，sunaijiangjingmoshiyiweichongmanmeilihejiandingderenwu。sunaijiangjingmokefuleshenghuozhongdecuozheyukunnan，tongguonuliyujianchizuizhongshixianlezijidemengxiang。luxiaocetongguoxinidemiaoxiehejincoudeqingjie，jiangsunaijiangjingmodechengzhanggushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。fangcaisunaiyijingyizhenjilinxianxianzhaxingle。zheicizhenzhadehenteng，yiqiandoubuhuizheiyang，linxianxianyanzhonghuaiyisunaishigongbaosichou，ketaxianzaixiaomingzuanzairenshouli，bu……bijiangjiduzhedailaiwujindegandongheqishi。
第11章
“ya，erzi！”jiangsanfurenjinghuangshangqian。
又是一通闹。
sunaitingdaoleneiyishengxiang，zhijuede：lidaobugou。
“xiaozhao。”sunainiutoufenfu：“bangwobaguqinquchulai。”
jianghanmingwuzhebizi，manshoushixue。
xinhunzheiliangtianmingmingshitadedaxirizi，kezuowansunaihuapotadebojing，jintianjiangjingmoyoudapotadebizi，jielianjianxue，xianxianyouyibingbuqi......
chengfengdashishuodemeicuo，sunaiminggetaiying，keta。
liutazaishenbian，zhihuidailaieyun。
qinyinlingkongerqi，zhongrenyishizhengzhu，jingmopianke，caifajuezheiqinyinshiziwuneichuanchu。
jiangjingmohuitou，chaoliwukanqu。
gezhezhulian，yishuangmiaoshoudazaiguqinshang，bodongqinxian，qudiaoqinglingliuchang，jiershaqitengteng，siyouanqicongqinshengzhongshechu。
wunei，xiaozhaomudengkoudaidikanzhesunaisuishoubodongqinxian，xiangshibufeishenmeliqi，kemeiyigeqinyindoutouzhelilianggan。
gengrangtazhemode，shifurendeshenqing。
sunaicongzuichudeshensedanmo，daozhongtushaqiyuzhong，tachunjiaojingyangqiyimoxiexiao。
sannianqiantagangdaojiangjiajiubeisunaitiaozhong，zineizhihoujiutieshenzhaogusu**，ketacongweizaisunailianshangkandaozheibanmoyang。
neizhongpinitianxia，buxieyigudezitai。
yuanlaishuaibufennannv，zhendeshiyizhongganjue。
zhenggejiangzhaidouchenjinzaizheiyishougulezhong，jianglaoyezizaiyangtaijingjingtingwan，jierzhangtan：“haoyiqu《guanglingsan》，poyoutadangniandeyingzia。”
jiangjingmorenchulezheibaguqinshilaoyezidebaobei，xiaoshihoutadiaopidaodanbuxiaoxinkeguo，haiaileyidunshouban，zhonglesantian。
yizhiyutahoulaikandaozheibaguqinjiushouteng，zaimeipengguo。
jianghanmingziranyerenlechulai，lianseyishijianyouzhongshuobuchudejiujiehechenyu。
laoyezijingranbatazuibaobeideqinsongjilesunai？
tabuzhidaosunaihaihuiguqin，tashenmeshihouxuede？
从没听她弹过。
qinyinzhi，yiqieguiyupingjing。
xiaozhaocongwuzilizoulechulai，“furenshuo，congciyihou，sanfangderen，sanfangdeshi，douhetawuguan。tazhuzaidongyuan，zhiweidafangxiaoli。”
youchaojiangjingmoxinglegeli。
“waishi，junyouxianshengjingmozuozhu。”
sunaiciju，jichedihuaqinglehesanfangdejuli，yejizulejiangjingmomianzi。
jiangjingmoziranshenqingqishuang，xilimuguangkanxiangjianghanming：“tingqingchulema？yihouzheidongyuan，meiyouwodeyunxu，sanfangderenyilvbuzhuntazu。”
jianghanmingshenseyinyu，henhencalecabizi。
“走！”
jiangjingmohuidaoliwu，guqinhaimeishou，sunaiyixihuizisedezhongshihanfu，zhangfaweipan，ershidizhayigemawei，shuobuchudeqingliwanyue。
tamoyangshengdehao，bulunzenmedabandouyouyizhongdutedemei，jiaorenxinkuangshenyi。
piekailianbushuo......buxing，piebukaiyidian。
他就是颜狗，认了。
“请坐。”
sunaixianxideshouyibai，“wojinidanyishoushuganjieyudequzi，jianglini。”
“e？”jiangjingmoyangmei：“haiyouzheizhongquzini？”
sunaibodongqinxian，“zhongyiliyouyinleliaofa，haiyouxinliliaofa。zhibuguozhongyikandeshizhengti，buhuixiangxiyibameiyikehuafendeneimexi。”
jiangjingmonaozilihuranmaochuyigeboyinqiang：zhonghuawenhuabodajingshen......
tabenxiangbishangyanjingjingjingting。
kesunaidanguqindeyangzi，shizaijiaorennanyinuokaiyan，wanruguhuazhongpiaoxialaideshenmixianzi，zidaishanyihexianqi。
tajiujingshigezenyangderen？
——
linxianxianhaishibeijijiuzhongxindaizoule。
tangzaijiuhucheshang，tazhuazhejianghanmingdeshou，leiyilianlian，“ge，wohaotenga，weishenmesujiejiehuijiansibujiu，tabushiyishengma？”
jianghanmingyaozheya，fahendao：“tameiyouxin。nifangxin，gehuirangtamenweinishoudekuzaodezuifuchudaijiade！”
linxianxianjinleshoushushi，jianghanmingchenzhelianwenzhushou：“sunaideshenfen，haishimeichadao？”
“meiyou。su**deshenfenzhengshijiade，womenxianzaihuaiyitademingzidouweibishizhen。”
zhushouliludunzaidishangqingshengbinggao：“wochaguole，jingfangdetongjibangmeiyousu**，shuomingtabushiyinweiweifafanzuicaiyaoyinxingmaimingde，yinggaishibiedeyuanyin。”
jianghanmingtanmouhuaguoshenyi，modixiangqidiyicijiandaosunaidechangjing。
daxuemantian，zhengzuoshandoubeiaiaibaixuefugai，jiangjingmoyuhunmizhongbeisongshangfeiji，yigechuanzhexuebaiyipaoshuangmuliuxuedenvrentangzaixuedili。
美得像个山妖。
mingminghunshennining，fangfoxiayikejiuhuisuidiao，queyirangourenxinpo。
“继续查。”
jianghanminglinsheng，“wobuxiangxinyigeputongdenonghujiatingyangdechuhuidanguqin、dongyishudenver，hekuang......zheiweibishitadequanbujineng。”
sunai，jiujingshihefangshensheng？
——
qinmijiechuzhendekeyizengjinlianggemoshengrendejuli。
hekuangshisunaihejiangjingmozheizhongyijianmianjiuzhijieyoulejifuzhiqinde，sudurutongzuolehuojianyiban。
“你别碰那。”
“这是痒痒肉？”
“bushi......”
“e，neibushigengyinggaiduopengpeng。”
“......”
mouxieshiqingyeshiyihuishengerhuishu，hekuanghaishijiangjingmohesunaizheizhongtianshengxuexinengliqiangde，peihemoqi，yipaijihe。
jiangjingmotiezaitaerbianqingshengwen：“zheiyangxingma？”
sunairenbuzhufachuyishengzijicongweitingguodesheng，yixiahonglelian。
说不出话。
“ng？”jiangjingmomeidedaohuiying，youwen。
苏奈轻“嗯”一声。
dedaozhiling，jiangjingmobianfangxinle。
liangjiutachengqishenzi，mianduimiankanzhesunai，henyoulimaodiwen：“keyiqinma？”
tayoudianxiangniantazuichundeweidao，youruanyoudan。
sunaishenchushuangbeilanguotadebojing，wushengyaoqing。
tabadaodeyangzitaxihuan，kezheiyangyoushangyouliangdezunzhong，tagengxihuan。
jiangjingmoquemeiyoulijixingdong，ershidingzhetabiyandeyangzi，yongyanjingmiaomozhetayanjing、bizi、zuibadexingzhuang。
zenmehuiyouzheiyangyigenvren，wuguanquanzhangzaitadeshenmeidianshang，jiulianyanweineiyimeixiaoxiaodeleizhidouzhijixinzang！
咻~啪！
wenshangqudeneiyike，sunaihaoxiangtingdaoleyanhuazhanfangdeshengyin，shitaxinlimiandema？
nanrendewenjibusuanhao，touzheqingsedemanhenglidao，chunchimoca，henrongyishangdao。
jiangjingmomeitouqingzhou，youxieaonaodixiangyaofenkai，kezuichunfenkaideyishun，hounaoshaoquetielaiyizhiqingboeryoulidaodeshou，buyunxutalikai。
tongkongyicheng，jiangjingmokanzhezhengkaiyanjingdesunai，mingmingzhidaotakanbujian，keduishishangdeyishun，hunshenyizhan。
cike，tahuranlijielexiaoyichenduisunairenbuzhudezantan。
jibiankanguoqianwanshuangyanjing，yebudizheiyishuanglingqibiren。
sunaiqueshishebudefenkai。
yinweiyouneimeyishun，taxiangshilingguangzhaxian，yanqianzhouranqingmingqilai，takandaolejiangjingmodeyanjing！
yanxingzhang，neiyanjiaojianshensui，yanweixierlvewan，jiemaomierxianzhang，yanzhouheyanjiaoranzheqianqianhongyun，jibiaozhundeyishuangtaohuayan，mingliangyouduoqing。
keyezhishiyishun，henkuaiyoubiandemohuqilai。
dan......jiangjingmodeshenti，wuyishitade“liangyao”。
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