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精彩章节

xinhunye，yushichuanlailaogongweixundehansheng：“yaoyao，bangwonatiao**。”wogangqishen，

yidaoxianxideshenyingyijinglveguowo，jingzhizouxiangzhuwoyimaojian。neishiwolaogongde“nvxiongdi”，mengyao，

yigezaiwojiajiezhuleyigeyuedenvren。tameiqiaomen，shenzhimeikanwozheigexinniangyiyan，

zhijiangouzheyitiaozhanxindenanshi**，yizaiyushimenbian，xiaodeyouchunyouyu：“wei，zhouji，kaimena，

nidiejinisong‘kuchazi’laila！”womozhewumingzhishangneimeijiazhibaiwandehunjie，xiaole。

zhoujidediezaojiusile，zheidabanyede，nalaideyedie？tazuihaoqidaozijizhenshiguishangshen，buran，

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wodehaodaer！”yushili，zhoujidaizhezuiyidexiaomashengheshuishengyitongchuanlai。menkaileyitiaofeng，

mengyaoceshenjilejinqu，dongzuoshurendefangfotamencaishixinhunfuqi。wozuozaijiazhiershiwandehunchuangshang，

shenshangneijianzhuanmenweijinwanzhunbeidezhensidiaodaiqun，cikexianggetiandadexiaohua。

kongqilihaicanliuzheaimeidexiangxunwei，danwodexin，bichuangwaishieryuedehanfenghaiyaoleng。wojiaoshennian，

bushiyaoyao。mengyaoshizhoujidedaxuetongchuang，jian“guomingdexiongdi”。yigeyueqian，tashilianshiye，

tuozhexinglixiangchuxianzaiwojiamenkou，kudelihuadaiyu。zhoujidangshilouzhewodeyao，

xinshidandandishuo：“nianniannifangxin，yaoyaojiushigejiaxiaozi，wonatadangqinmeimei。tazhujitian，

zhaodaogongzuojiubanzou。”qinmeimei？youdabanyechuanzheqingliangdiaodai，ji“gege”songtieshenyiwudeqinmeimeima？

yushidemenzaicidakai，meng-qinmeimei-yaozoulechulai，lianshangdaizheliangtuanbuzhengchangdehongyun，

yanjiaodeshuiguanglianyan，xianggangbeihenhentengaiguo。tasihuzheicaifaxianwodecunzai，jingyadiwuzhuzui：“ya，

niannianjie，nihaimeishuia？wohaiyiweinileideshuizheleni。”zheiqiantaici，

shizaixuanyaotaganggangtiwolvxingleqizide“yiwu”？womeilita，muguangyueguota，

touxiangtashenhouneigechizheshangshen，zhizaiyaojianweizheyitiaoyujindenanren。tajiushiwodexinhunzhangfu，zhouji。

tatoufashilulude，shuizhushunzhetajinshidefujiyiluxiangxia，gunjinrenyuxianshenchu。

neizhangpingrilirangwoxindongdejunlangmiankong，cikequerangwogandaoyizhenshenglixingdeexin。“laopo，”tazouguolai，

xiangbaowo，beiwoceshenduokai。tadeshoujiangzaibankong，lianshangshanguoyisiganga，

suijiyoubeizuiyiyangai：“zenmele？leile？”wodingzheta，yiziyijudiwen：“zhouji，niganggang，jiaoshei？

”mengyaolikecoushanglai，wanzhuzhou-tage-jideshoubei，jiaoshengjieshi：“niannianjienibiewuhui，

zhoujitaheduole，bawocuorenchengnile。womenjiushikailegewanxiao，daxueshidouzheimenaode。

”tashouwanshangneitiaohewodaidetongkuanshoulian，zhengshiworangzhoujicongguowaidaihuilaide**kuan。cike，

tajiuguazaimengyaodeshoubeishang，suizhetadedongzuo，qingqinghuangdong，cidewoyanjingshengteng。

zhoujiyeshunzhetadehuawangxiashuo，dashouyihui，manbuzaihudixiaodao：“duodadianshier？yaoyaoshiwoxiongdi，

niyoubushibuzhidao。biegengecutanziside，daxiderizi，a？”tayuqilideshurenhelisuodangran，

xiangyibacuiledudedao，jingzhunditongjinwodexinwo。womanmancongchuangshangzhanqilai，zoudaomengyaomianqian。

tabiwoaibangetou，yangzheliankanwo，yanshenlidaizheyisitiaoxin。wotaiqishou。taxiayishidisuoleyixiabozi，

yiweiwoyaodata。ranerwodeshouzhishiqingqingfuguotadetoufa，titajiangyilvzhanzailianjiashangdeshifabodaoerhou，

dongzuoqingroudexiangzaianfuyizhichongwu。“yaoyao，”wokanzhetadeyanjing，shengyinwenroudenengqiachushuilai，

“yihoubiezaishuozijishizhoujitadiele。”talengzhule。zhoujiyezhouqilemei，

sihubudongwohululimaideshenmeyao。woweiweiyixiao，hongchunqingqi，tuchuxiabanjuhua：“bijing，

wokebuxiangguanyigelianzijinanrendoukanbuzhudenvren，jiaoma。”02kongqishunjianninggu。

mengyaodelian“shua”diyixiabaile，neishuanggangganghaishuiguanglianyandeyanjingli，xunsuxumanleleishui，

yifushouletiandaweiqudemoyang。“niannianjie，ni……nizenmenengzheimeshuowo？”tayaozhexiachun，

shengyindouzaifadou，“woheajizhendezhishipengyou！”zhoujidelianseyechenlexialai，

tayibajiangmengyaoladaozijishenhou，xiangshihuzheshenmexishizhenbao。“shennian，nishuohuataiguofenle！

jiyaoyaodaoqian！”tadingzhewo，yanshenlimanshizebei。wokanzhetaweihumengyaodezitai，

juedexinkouneibadaoyoubeitongshenlejifen。“woguofen？”woxiaole，xiaoyiqueweidayandi，“zhouji，

nigaoqingchu，wocaishinidexinhunqizi。jintian，shiwomendexinhunzhiye。erni，

quezaiyushilihanzhelingyigenvrendemingzi，rangtajinisong**。xianzai，nihaiyaowogentadaoqian？

”“doushuoleshikaiwanxiao！”zhoujidemeitouningchengyigechuanzi，yuqilitouzhebunaifan，

“yaoyaodexinggejiushizheiyangdadalielie，nigentajijiaoshenme？nijiubunengdaduyidianma？

”“haoyigedadalielie。”wodianlediantou，muguangluozaimengyaozuanzhezhoujishoubeideshoushang，

“dadudaokeyisuiyijinchuyoufuzhifudeyushi，dadudaokeyiduiwozheigenvzhurenshierbujian？

”wodeshixianxiangcuilebing，mengyaobeiwokandehunshenbuzizai，xiayishidisongkaileshou。

tawangzhoujishenhouyousuolesuo，luchubanzhanglian，qieshengshengdishuo：“niannianjie，wo……wozhishikanajiheduole，

patashuaidao。wozhendemeiyoubiedeyisi。”tashuohuashi，zongxihuanba“aji”lianggezijiaodechanmianfeice，

haoxiangneishitazhuanshudeaicheng。wolandezaigentamenbaiche，zhijuedepibei。“xing，jiudangshiwoxiaotidazuo，

shiwobudadu。”woshenxiyikouqi，zhuanshencongyijulinachuyitiaobeiyongbeizi，rengzaishafashang，

“jinwanwoshuishafa，nimenliang，zibian。”shuowan，wobuzaikantamen，jingzhizouxiangshafa。

zhoujisihumeixiangdaowohuizheimegancui，lengleyixia，caizhuishanglailazhuwo：“niannian，niganshenme？

youshenmehuabunenghaohaoshuo？”“woyiweiwoyijingshuodehenqingchule。”woshuaikaitadeshou，yuqilengdan，

“wojuedewodehunchuangzang，buxiangshui。”“shennian！”zhoujidehuoqiyeshanglaile，

tadagaijuedezijidenanxingzunyanshoudaoletiaozhan，“nibiewuliqunao！wogenyaoyaoqingqingbaibai，

nibuyaoyongnineixiewochuodesixianglaiwuruwomenchunjiedeyouyi！”chunjiedeyouyi？

wochadianbeizheiwugezijiqixiaole。wojiaoshennian，ershibasui，

shiguoneidingjianlvsuo“fangyuan”zuinianqingdehehuoren，zhuangonghunyincaichanjiufen。jingwoshoudelihunan，

xiaosanhezhananjingshenchuhulvgaodabaifenzhijiushi。wodebangongzhuoshang，changnianbaizheyigetongzhidexiezhi，

neishigudaichuanshuozhongnengbianbieshifeiquzhideshenshou。zheishiwogangruxingshi，woshifusongjiwode，shiketixingwo，

yaoshouzhufalvhedaodededixian。erzhouji，yigekaozhewojiadeziyuan，

caicongyigemingbujianjingchuandexiaogongsizhiyuan，pashangbumenzongjianweizhidefenghuangnan，xianzai，

zhengyong“wochuo”lianggezilaixingrongwo？womanmanhuiguotou，yingshangtafennudemuguang，pingjingdikaikou：“zhouji，

nizhidaowurufeibangzui，zuigaokeyipanjinianma？”tabeiwowendeyimeng。wozoudaotamianqian，shenshou，

qingqingfushangtayinweifennuerweiweichoudongdelianjia。“bieshengqi，laogong。”wodeshengyinroudexiangyumao，

fuguotadeerkuo，“qihuaileshenzi，wokeshihuixintengde。bijing……”wocoudaotaerbian，

dishengdao：“zhouji，niwanglehunqianxieyili，guanyu‘shenshijituanguquandaichi’defujiatiaokuanle？

niruofashengzhongdadaodefengxian，daozhijituanshengyushousun，nimingxiadaichideguquanjiangwutiaojianshouhui，

bingxuanrengouyuanjiadesanbeizhifupeichangjin。neikeshiyiyisanqianwan，nihenide‘haoxiongdi’，peideqima？

”03zhoujideshenti，shunjianjiangying。tayanzhongdenuhuotunqu，querdaizhideshiyisihuangluanhenanyizhixin。

tadagaiyiwei，neifenhouhoudehunqianxieyi，buguoshiwozheigefujianvzougeguochang，tugexinan，quemeixiangguo，

wohuibalimiandetiaokuanjideruciqingxi。“niannian，ni……”tahoujiegundongleyixia，sihuxiangshuoshenme，

danzuizhongzhishiganbabadituchujigezi，“nibiekaizheizhongwanxiao。”“nikanwodeyangzi，xiangshizaikaiwanxiaoma？

”wosongkaishou，tuihouyibu，yutalakaijuli。mengyaoxianranyetingdaolewomendeduihua，

taneizhangcanbaidexiaolianshang，cikexiemanlejinge。yigeyi。zheigeshuzi，xiangyizuowuxingdedashan，

shunjianyazailetahezhoujide“chunjieyouyi”zhishang。tahuoxukeyizhangzheqingmeizhumadeqingfen，

siwujidanditiaoxinwozheigezhengpaiqizi，dantajueduibugannazijihezhoujidexiabanbeiziqudu。

qifenyishiyouxieningzhi。zuizhong，haishizhoujixianbaixiazhenlai。tashenxiyikouqi，fangruanleyuqi：“hao，niannian，

wochengren，jinwanshiwobudui，woheduole，shuohuameifencun。nibieshengqile，haobuhao？

”tashituzaicilailawodeshou，yijiubeiwobikai。“daoqianjiububile。”wobaozhebeizi，zoudaoshafabian，

“wozhishileile，xiangyigerenjingyijing。nimenyezaodianxiuxi。”wodetaiduhenmingque，jinwan，

zheidaokanguobuqu。zhoujikanzhewo，yanshenfuza。tasihuhaixiangzhengquyixia，

danmengyaozaipangbianqingqinglalelatadeyijiao，duitayaoleyaotou。yushi，

tazhinengtuoxie：“nei……neinizaodianxiuxi，shafaliang，biezheliangle。”shuowan，

tabianlazhemeng-chuchukelian-yao，huilewoshi。“peng”deyisheng，zhuwodemenguanshangle。menwai，shiwo。

mennei，shiwodezhangfu，hetade“haoxiongdi”。zhenshifengci。wotangzaishafashang，jiangbeizimengguotouding，

gejuelesuoyouguangxian。heianzhong，wonengqingxiditingdaozijileigubandexintiaosheng。womeiyouku，

shenzhimeiyoutaiduodefennu。congzhoujihanchu“yaoyao”neigemingzikaishi，woxinlideneigejiao“shennian”dexinniang，

jiuyijingsile。querdaizhide，shi“fangyuan”lvsuodehehuoren，

neigezaifatingshangrangwushuzhananwenfengsangdande“heiguafu”——shenlvshi。wonachushouji，

diankaileyigejiamideapp。zheishiwopingshiyonglaicunfanganjianziliaodedifang，xuyaosanzhongmimacainengjinru。

wodiaochuxiangce，limianzhiyouyizhangzhaopian。neishibannianqian，zhoujixiangwoqiuhundedangwan，womenzaijiangbianpaideheying。

zhaopianli，tadanxiguidi，juzhezuanjie，manyandoushihuabukaideshenqing。erwo，xiaoyeruhua。wocengyiwei，

woshizheigeshijieshangzuixingfudenvren。wochushenyouwo，fumuenai，shiyeyoucheng。weiyidequehan，

dagaijiushizaiyudaozhoujizhiqian，ganqingshenghuoyipiankongbai。shita，yongtaneikansizhenchengdeai，

tianbulewoshengminglideneipiankongbai。tahuijidewosuoyoudexihao，huizaiwojiabanshifengyuwuzudilaijiewo，

huizaiwoshengliqishitiqianweiwozhunbeihaohongtangshuihenuanbaobao。taduiwobaiyibaishun，wenroutitie，

manzulewoduiaiqingsuoyoudehuanxiang。woyiwei，wozhaodaoleneigekeyituofuyishengderen。suoyi，

dangtanazheneimeiyongtasuoyoujixumailaidezuanjiexiangwoqiuhunshi，wohaobuyouyudidayingle。

wodefumusuiranduitadejiajingyouxieweici，dankanworucijianchi，zuizhongyexuanzelezunzhongwodejueding。

tamenbujinweiwomenzhunbeilezheitaoshizhongxindedapingcengzuoweihunfang，haidongyongrenmai，

bangzhoujizaishiyeshanggengshangyicenglou。womenjiaweitafuchulezheimeduo，woweitafuchulezheimeduo。ketani？

tashiruhehuibaowode？xinhunzhiye，zuijiuzhihou，hanchudeshilingyigenvrendemingzi。ren，

zhiyouzaiyishizuiboruodeshihou，caihuihanchuxindizuishenchuneigerendemingzi。suoyi，zhouji，niaideren，

conglaidoubushiwo，duima？woguandiaoshouji，jianglianshenshenmaijinrouruandebeizili。meiyouguanxi。buaile，

yemeiguanxi。zhishi，shuyuwodedongxi，sheiyebiexiangqiangzou。nicongwozheilidedaodeyiqie，zhouji，wohuirangni，

lianbendailidi，quanbutuchulai。erni，mengyao……womanmanbishangyanjing，

naohaizhongfuxianchutaneizhangyouchunyouyudelian。nibushixihuandang“die”ma？neiwo，jiusongnimenzheidui“fuzi”，

yiqishanglu。04diertianyizao，woshizaiyizhenshiwudexiangqizhongxinglaide。

mengyaoxizheyitiaofensedeweiqun——neishiwozuixihuandeyitiao——zhengzaikaifangshichufanglimangliuzhe。canzhuoshang，

yijingbaihaolesanmingzhi、jiandanhereniunai，shibiaozhundesanrenfen。takandaowoxinglai，

likeguashangyigetianmeidexiaorong：“niannianjie，nixingla？kuailaichizaocan，woteyiweinizuode。

”tayifunvzhurendezitai，fangfozuowandebuyukuai，zhishiyichangwushangdayademeng。

zhoujiyecongwoshilizoulechulai，tayijinghuanshangleyishenbitingdexizhuang，toufashudeyisibugou，

youhuifulepingrilineifuwenweneryadejingyingmoyang。tashoulinazheyitiaolingdai，zoudaowomianqian，

daizheyisitaohaodeyiwei：“laopo，bangwoxiyixia？”wozuozaishafashang，meidong，zhishijingjingdikanzheta。

wodechenmo，rangqifenyouxieganga。mengyaojianzhuang，likejiexiaweiqun，zouguolai，

zirandicongzhoujishoulijieguolingdai。“niannianjiegujihaishengqini，wolaibangniba，aji。”tadeyuqili，

daizheyisiruoyouruowudexuanyao。tadianqijiaojian，shuliandiweizhoujidazhewenshajie。liangrenkaodehenjin，

jindaomengyaodefasi，doucengdaolezhoujidexiaba。neihuamian，hexiedexiangyiduienaiduoniandefuqi。erwo，

zheigezhengpaiqizi，quexiangyigeduoyudechuangruzhe。zhoujisihuyejuedebutuo，shentiweiweixianghouyangleyang，

danbingmeiyoutuikaita。takanzhewo，jieshidao：“yaoyaoyiqianjingchangbangwoxilingdai，daxuecanjiabianlunsaideshihou，

doushita……”“shima？”wodaduanta，huanhuanzhanqishen，zoudaotamenmianqian。wodemuguang，

luozaimengyaoxianxideshouzhishang。tadezhijiashang，zuozhepiaoliangdefashimeijia，shizhishang，daizheyimeixiaoqiaodeweijie。

wojide，zhoujicengjinggenwoshuoguo，tazuitaoyannvrenzuozhijia，juedebujiankang。“kanlai，nide‘xiongdi’，

henhuizhaoguni。”wocongmengyaoshouli，jiangneitiaoyijingxileyibandelingdaicheleguolai。dongzuoyouxieculu，

mengyao“aiya”leyisheng，shouzhibeilingdaidebianyuanhuadao，liuxialeyidaoqianqiandehonghen。“niannian！

”zhoujilikejinzhangdizhuazhumengyaodeshouchakan，“nimeishiba？”“womeishi，aji。”mengyaoyaoleyaotou，

yanquanquehongle，weiqudikanzhewo，“niannianjie，nishibushihaizaiguaiwo？”wolandeyanxi，nazhelingdai，

zhijieraoguozhoujidebozi，yongliyishou。“e！”zhoujidehuxishunjianbeiezhu，lianzhangchenglezhuganse。

“shennian！nifengle！”tazhengzhazhe，xiangbaikaiwodeshou。mengyaoyehehuaile，jianjiaozheshanglailawo：“niannianjie，

nikuaifangshou！niyaoshaleajima？”wodangranbuhuishaleta。sharenshifanfade，erwo，shilvshi。

wozhishixiangjitayigejiaoxun。zaitakuaiyaofanbaiyandeshihou，womengdisongkaileshou。zhoujiliketanruanzaidi，

wuzhebozi，juliedikesouqilai。mengyaopudaotashenshang，kudesixinliefei：“aji！ajinizenmeyang？

”wojugaolinxiadikanzhetamen，xiangzaikanliangzhiangzangdelouyi。wozhenglileyixiazijiyouxielingluandeshuiyi，

mantiaosilidikaikou：“zhouji，wobuxihuanbierenpengwodedongxi。buguanshiwodefangzi，wodechezi，

haishiwodenanren。”wodeshengyinbuda，queqingxidichuandaoletamenlianggerendeerduoli。

“jirannideshouzheimebutinghua，”wokanzhemengyao，“neiwojiubangniguanjiaoguanjiao。”wonaqicanzhuoshangdeniunai，

zoudaotamianqian，huanhuandi，jiangyizhengbeireniunai，congtadetouding，jiaolexiaqu。“a！”mengyaojianjiaoqilai。

wenredeniunaishunzhetadetoufahelianjialiuxia，jinshiletadeyifu，rangtakanqilailangbeibukan。

tashenshangneiguyouchunyouyudeqizhi，shunjianbeizheibeiniunaichongshuadeganganjingjing，zhishengxiahuajihekexiao。“shennian！

”huanguojinglaidezhouji，zhengzhazhecongdishangpaqilai，takanzhewodeyanshen，xiangshiyaopenchuhuolai，

“nijianzhijiushigefengzi！”“fengzi？”worengdiaoshoulidekongbeizi，bolibeizaidishangshuaidefensui。“dui，

wojiushifengzi。”woyibububijinta，zhidaojiangtabidaoqiangjiao。wotaiqishou，yongshizhichuozhetadexiongkou，

yiziyijudijinggaodao：“suoyi，biezaishitanwodedixian。buranxiayici，jiaozaitatoushangde，

jiubushiniunaile。”woshuowan，buzaikantaneizhangyinweifennuhequruerniuqudelian，zhuanshen，

touyebuhuidizoujinlewoshi。guanshangmen，wobeikaozhemenban，shenticaiyizhibuzhudifaqidoulai。wobushifengzi。

wozhishizaiyongzuijiliedefangshi，xuangaowode**。zhouji，mengyao，zheichangyouxi，caiganggangkaishi。

wonachushouji，botonglewozhulidedianhua。“wei，anna，bangwochageren。”“haode，shenlvshi。

qingwenninyaochashei？”“mengyao。”wobaochuletademingziheshenfenzhenghao，“woyaotacongchushengdaoxianzai，

suoyoudeziliao。yuexiangxiyuehao。lingwai，bangwomaidiandongxi，songdaojialilai。”“maishenme？

”wokanzhejingzili，neigeyanshenbingleng，zuijiaoquedaizheyimoxiaoyideziji，

qingqingtuchujigezi：“zhenkongshexiangtou。yueduoyuehao。”05xiawu，annajiubadongxisonglaile。

chulewoyaodeshexiangtou，haiyouyifenguanyumengyaodexiangxidiaochabaogao。wozuozaishufangli，yiyeyiyedifankanzhe。

baogaoxianshi，mengyaohezhoujiqueshishidaxuetongxue，guanxiyizhifeichangqinmi。biyehou，mengyaohuanlehaojifengongzuo，

doubuzhangjiu。tatanguoliangcilianai，douyibeinanfangpaoqigaozhong。zuijindeyici，jiushiyigeyueqian，

taneigetanlesanniandenanpengyou，turangenyigefujianvdinglehun。suoyi，tashilianshiye，paolaitoukaozhouji，

zheiyiqiedouheqingheli。danshi，wodezhijuegaosuwo，shiqingmeiyouzheimejiandan。wojiangbaogaofandaozuihouyiye，

kandaoleyizhangmengyaohezhoujidedaxuebiyeheying。zhaopianli，jishigechuanzhexueshifudenianqingrenzhanzaiyiqi。

ermengyao，jiuzhanzaizhoujideshenbian。tadetou，qinmidikaozaizhoujidejianbangshang。liangrenduizhejingtou，xiaodecanlan。

tamendezitai，buxiang“xiongdi”，gengxiangqinglv。wodeshixian，luozaimengyaoshouwanshang。neili，

daizheyitiaohongshengshoulian。wodetongkong，mengdiyisuo。zheitiaohongsheng，wojianguo。zaiwogenzhoujidehunshazhaoli，

zhoujideshouwanshang，yeyouyitiaoyimoyiyangde。paizhaodeshihou，sheyingshijianyitaquxialai，tameitongyi。tashuo，

zheishitajiaxiangdexisu，shibaopingande，henzhongyao。dangshi，wohaijuedetatingyouxiaoxin，tingchuantongde。

xianzaixianglai，zheinalishibaopingandexinwu？zheifenming，jiushiqinglvkuan！suoyi，tamendaxuedeshihou，

jiuzaiyiqile？neizhoujizhuiwodeshihou，suanshenme？bawodangchengtatongwangshangliushehuidetajiaoshi？

dengtazhanwenjiaogen，zaiyijiaobawochuaikai，gentaxinaidebaiyueguangshuangsushuangfei？hao，haodehen。zhouji，

nizhenshijiwoshangleyitangshengdongdefalvshijianke。ketijiujiao——《lunzhapianhunyinderendingyucaichanfenge》。

woheshangbaogao，jiangneijigezhenkongshexiangtounalechulai。tamenbeizuochenglegezhongrichangyongpindeyangzi，