《xianjinannvzhuhou,renwushibaile!》wanquanrangduzheruxi,buguanshihanyisuyuederenwukehua,haishiqitapeijiaodechuxiandouhenjingcai,meiyizhangdouhendadongren,rangrennenggoushenrukanjinqu,《xianjinannvzhuhou,renwushibaile!》suojiangdeshi:“laotaipo!laotaipo!laodongxi!”“nigexiaozazhong,kanlaoniangbubolenidepi!”gebibingchuangdelaotaitaiqidezhijiecongbingchuangshangbengqilai,daizhe……。
jiuzai886haizaisikaodeshihouhanyiyijingzoudaolesuyuedebingfangwai,erlimianzhengzaifashengjiliedezhengchao。
“pingshenmebawomamazhuandaoputongbingfang,yanjingxialemeikandaotahaimeihaoma?”
“yiyaofei?bujiushiqianlejitianma?dangsheiqueneijigepoqian,dengwolishushulaileyidingjiaoshang!”
“zheibingfanglisangebingrenrangrenzenmezhua?”
putongbingfanglichenyanyanduizhelianggehushijiaoxiaozhe,tangzaibingchuangshangdesuyuelianseyebuhaokan,dantaquexiangyiduobailianhuayiyangbingwaiwaidekaozaichuangbianrenyouchenyanyantitachongfengxianzhen。
“nimenyijingtuoqiansantianyiyaofeile,womenzhishibanimenzhuandaoputongbingfang,bingmeiyoubanimenganchuqu。erqiexianzaibingrenbianduo,yiyuandechuangweibugou。”yiminghushixiangchenyanyanjieshidao。
“wobuguan,fanzhengwomamajiuyaozhudanrenbingfang,womenyouqian!”
“nimenbujiushiyaoqianma?!”
chenyanyanaoqidao,tajinniancaishiersuiquebeisuyuehelidashanchongdewufawutian。
“yo,zheixiaoguniangzuibalihai,zenmenimashijinzizuodeyahewozhuyigebingfanghaiweiqutale?”gebibingchuangdelaotaitaitingleyierduoguansirenbuzhudao。
“hehe,henizheizhonglaotaipozhuyiqinengbuweiquma?”
“fangniniangdegoupi,nizaishuoyijushishi!”
“laotaipo!laotaipo!laodongxi!”
“nigexiaozazhong,kanlaoniangbubolenidepi!”gebibingchuangdelaotaitaiqidezhijiecongbingchuangshangbengqilai,daizheyiguhenjingjiuchaochenyanyanchongqu。
“啪---”
一声脆响!
laotaitaishanlechenyanyanyigedazuibazi,barenshanzaidishangshuailege**dun。
“wuwuwu……nidawo,nijingrandawo……wuwuwu……”chenyanyanwuzhezhongqidebanzhanglian,wadeyishengkuleqilai。
“danijiudanile,nanbuchenghaiyaotiaorizima?”edulaotailenghengyisheng。
“niganshenme?tahaizhishigehaizi!”yizhiwaizaichuangshangzhuangpiantandesuyuedajiaodao,“woconglaimeidaguota,nizheilaotaitaizenmezheimemeisuzhi。”
kanzhechenyanyanlianshangdehongzhongsuyuexintengle,yibajiangchenyanyanbaozaihuaili。
“suzhi?ninveryousuzhima?”laotaitaidao。
“tahaizhishigehaizi,nihegehaizijijiaoshenme?”
“neiwohaishigelaotaitaini,taweishenmeburangrangwo?”
bingfanglizuilimiandebingrenjianglianzimomolashang,gebibingchuangdelaotaitaibushihaorede,chengtiandajimagou,zhanjikechashizheiyidaiyoumingdehenjiaose。
xionghaiziyudulalaotai,laoruobingcanzhanleyibanle。
“hehe,meiqianzhuangshenme,haibunengzhuduorenbingfang~”
“谁说我没钱!”
“youqianqujiaofeia,bujiaowokanbuqini~”
“yanyan,qujinililishushudadianhua!”
suyuepingshizoudeshirendanrujudebailianhuarenshe,yaoqianzheizhongshiqingbuhuizhijieledangyao,doushijiezhechenyanyandekou,huozhezhaoqitajiekou。benlaitazhuyuanyebuyongtataoqianlidashanhuizijuetaoqian,dansantianqianlidashanbanyechuqujitamenzhaodongxichi,jiuzaiyemeichuxianguo。
yaobushisuyuezheimeduonianjianglidashanbakongdesiside。tadouyaoyiweilidashanpaoxiatapaole。
“daa,wojiukanzhenimenda!”laotaitaifanghuadao。zhongmukuikuizhixia,chenyanyanbodalelidashandeshouji。
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【嘟---】
【ninbodadeshoujiyiqianfei……】
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