wangufangyuanweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo《xinjiyuan：nvzhutayoushuangyousa》。gushizhujiaolinjinlaohandechengzhanglichengchongmanletiaozhanheqishi，yinfaleduzheduiziwotansuohejiazhiguansikaodegongming。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyoumeidewenziheshenqingdexushudadonglewushuduzhedexin。jianminqingfeiteng，liudakuiyemeiyousihaobanfa，zhinengchaozhelaohan，linjinyaoleyaotoushiyixianchechuqu，buyaozaizheiliyinggang。……。
linjinzaicidaleyizhishengliyanshuixiaqu，zhuanshenjiuzou，meiyoulihuisiyanmingdeqiurao，yizhidaodiertiandezhongwu，linjinyoutuikaishenxunshidemenzoulejinlai。
“dengdeng，dengdeng......”
yanjianlinjinyouyaozhushe，siyanmingjidelianmangdashengjiaohuan：“jingguanwofule，wofu，xianzaitanbaicongkuanxingbu，woyaoligongjianxing！”
linjinxiezheyanlenglengdedingzheta：“zadi，bushitingyingdema，youbenshijixuhezanmensikea。wogaosuni，xianzaiwanle，ganggangzanmenduiyouchuleyitangjing，daihuilaiyitiaodayu，haoxiangshijiaosha，guitouyong，shizheiyangjiaodeba？”
siyanmingshuodao：“jingguan，jibeishuihebei，ninxiangxiang，neiguitouyongshiganshade，woshiganshade。”
“nibujiuyihuijima。”linjinnaqizhuoshangdebaikaishuidaomanleyigezhibeidijisiyanming。
siyanminggudonggudongguanxiayidakoushuihou，caitaiqiyanjingkanzhelinjin。
“sangkunbuguanganshashierbudoudejingwoshouma，wosuanshikanmingbaile，nimenshangbianshiyourentielexinyaogansangkunshiba。”
linjinlenglengdekanzheta，yiyanbufa。
siyanmingxianglexiangshuodao：“woshoudixiayoubushaosangkundefanzuishishiheheiliao，henduozhangwodoufangzaiyigehongseupanli，nengbunengzhengqukuandachuli，ninkan。”
“neidekannitigongdedongxigoubugoufenliangle，womenhuikaolvniderenzuitaidu。”laohanzheigeshihouduanzheyibeireshuicongwaibianzoulejinlai，yi**zuozaishenxunzhuohoubianzhihuilinjindao：“nibajiluyidakaiyixia，rangtashuo。”
linjindianlediantou，zoudaoyipangjiangshenxunluxiangdakai。
“nikeyishuole。”laohanshiyidao。
siyanmingyanlekoukoushui：“liangweijingguan，woyexiangtanbaicongkuan，danshiwojialidelaopohaizihaizaikunyeshoudixia......wokeyibawoshoushangzhangwodedoujiaojinimen，danshi，yidingyaobaozhengwolaopohaizideanquan，zuihaobatamensongdaonanfang。”
laohandiandiantou：“nizheigeyaoqiuwohuixiangshangjifanyingdenixianzaikeyixianjiaodaile。”
siyanmingyaoleyaotou：“buxing，woxinbuguonimen，zaizhe，zhuangyousangkunfanzuiheizhangshujudeneigeupanjiuzaiwolaoposhouli。neigeupanlimianzhuangdeshicongqianniansiyuefenkaishizhijinweizhisangkunsuoyoudefeifashouruhezhichu，baokuoyixiefanzuishishi。zhiyounimensongwolaopohaizilijingzhihoucainengjinimen......”
laohanwenyan，yandifanqishiwangdeshense，bayuanzhubiwangzhuoshangzhongzhongyipai：“xianzaishinizaigenwotantiaojianma？xiaolin，jixujitadayao，wojiubuxinle！”
siyanmingyedunshijinghuangleqilai：“dengyixia，jingguan，dengyixia，wohaiyouhuayaoshuo，suiranneigeupannimenzanshinabudao，danshisangkunzailaomatouneibianyougecangku，libianxianzaizhuangzhemanmanyicangkudeqiangzhidanyao，duile，haiyousimenpojipao！”
cihuayichu，laohanhelinjindunshimengbile，liangrenduishiyiyanhou，linjinyouzhongxinwenleyibian：“nishuosha？pojipao！”
“zhenyou，woshuozhende，nimenhaibiebuxin，zheipijunhuodangshishiwokanzherukude，woqingqingchuchudiandehuo，simenpojipao，haiyouhaojichedebuqiang，huojiantong。”
laohanzhuiwendao：“jiusuannishuodeshizhende，sangkunnazhezheipihuoxianggansha，gongdashi**a？haishixiangzaofan。”
“sangkunzheibianqishijiushiyigezhongzhuanzhan，huodelaiyuanwobuzhidao，danwozhidaotameilianggeyuedouhuiwangsonglingneibiansongyipijunhuo。”
linjinnaozidongdefeikuai，songlingzailiaochengdebeibianjibaigonglichu，neibianshiwu**qu，shenghuowuzijinque，haojigudifangwuzhuangshiliweileqiangdipanqiangziyuanliannianhuopin，shenzhihainaochuguoqiangjieyuandongjunbaozhangbuduicheliangdeshijian。
laohanzhanleqilaiduilinjinshuodao：“shiguanzhongda，wodexianxiangfangjuqingshihuibao。”
linjindianlexiatou：“xing，nixianquba，wozheibianshanhou。”
laohanzouhou，linjinyoujisiyanmingdaolebeishui，siyanmingcizheyawendao：“meinv，zheiliangtiannijiwodadeyaodaodishishawanyier，youmeiyoushenmehouyizheng？”
linjinxiaolexiaoshuo：“meisha，jiushidianershengliyanshui，yiqiangequwaideshihou，wolaobanjiuzheiyangshenguoren，buguoneibianshiyinweimeiyoutuzhenjizheizhongyaowu，zheibianshiyinweibuyunxushiyong，hehe。“
siyanmingwenyandunshizhengzhu，gelebanshangcaishuodao：”xing，nishizhenchusheng，zheizhongyinzhaonidouxiangdechulai。”
chengshidelingyibian，liaochengshi**suozaidetaihequhuadengchushang，heshizhangzaijindinghuisuoxialeche，xiangsijijiaodailiangjuhoubiankuaibuzoujinhuisuo。
chuanzhexiushenjinzhiqingquqipao，shencaiyaoraodegongzhumenzaihuisuoqianlieduihuanying。
zheilidejingliyangjiereqingdeyingleshanglai：“heshizhang，jintianninyoulaile，bichuzheshishipengbishenghuia，kuaiqingjin。”
heshizhangxiaohehedehuiyingdao：“ai，shangcilailenimenzheierguoleyigewanshang，wokeshiyilianshuchanglehaojitian，shangcineijigeguniangjiwojixuanpaishang，haha。”
“qiaoninshuode，heshizhangninjingshenlecainenggenghaodefuwuminzhong，weizanmenliaochengshizhengjianshezuogongxianma，zanmenzheiliyouxinlailehaojiweiguniang，erqiewojininshuo，youweigunianghaishizhengzailiaochengcaidashangxuedeni。”
yitidaozheier，heshizhangshunjianlailejingshen：“e，shima，zheiyangdeyoucaihua，youxuewendenianqingnvxueshengyidingyaoanpaiyixiaa，suiranwonianjidale，danshiwohaishiyaobuchixiawen，xiangzheixienianqingxueshengduoxuexixuexi。”
yangjiezhiyinzheheshizhanglaidaodingcengbaojian：“leizonghecaoshuzhangyijingzailimiandenghouduoshile，wozheijiujininanpaiguniang。”
“hao，quba。”heshizhangtuikaibaojiandefangmenzoulejinqu。
baojiandezhuozishangbaizheangguidemingjiuhexiangyan，sangkunlouzhegechuandehenshaodemeizi，choumeibuzhande。
“leizong，nizheishi......”
“hai，haibushinanhequjingjuneishiernaotengde。”caoshuzhangtitashuodao，caowenxiu，liaochengshi**jingshufushuzhang，jianshangkangzhejingwuzhuanyuandexian。
heshizhangwenyanmeitouyezhouleqilai，congzhuoshangmoqiyizhixiangyandiaozaizuili，dianranqilai。
“咋地了，说吧。”
sangkunjizijidaolebeijiu。
“hai，woshoudixianeigesiyanmingjinquhaojitianle，yidianxiaoxiyemeiyou，quanchengshifangqingshoudixiadeqinxinzaishenanzi，zayangleyebuxiaode。”
“hongyehuisuofengleyejiufengle，huitouzaikaiyijiayemeishier，wodanxinlaomatouneibian......”
heshizhangdingzhesangkunwendao：“nibushishuoniquedingtabuhuituma？”
“talaopohaizidouzaiwoshouli，yinggaibuhui，danbaobuzhunfangqingshoudixiayoushenmexinhenshouladerenwujitashangxing，tawanyiyigedingbuzhu，tule，woyemeifazi。”sangkunshuodao。
“那咋解决？”
caoshuzhangjieguohualai：“heshizhang，woshizheiyangxiangde，ninchumianxiangluoshuzhanghejisizhangshiya。rangtamenlikepaijingdudaonanhequjingjuqidongneibushenchadiaochachengxu，zhongzhinanhequjingjudeshenxun，babananquannongdaozanmenzijishoushang。”
heshizhangzhouzhemeitouwendao：“wenxiu，nihaodaishijingshudefushuzhang，zenmehuiliangeduchasidesizhangdouzhihuibudong？zheijianshiqingnibubiqingshi，zijibanjiuxingleba。”
caoshuzhangweinandeshuo：“heshizhang，ninbufenguanwomenjingwuxitong，ninbuzhidao，zanmenliaochengjingshubuyiyang，jiunayibashouluoweixunlaishuo，tashihanguangzongchuzhangdangniandaofengtianhouqinzitibade，zaijingshuzhongxiangyoujueduidequanwei，erzheiweijisizhangneijiugengbudelele，takeshihanchuzhangdedeyimensheng，neinanhequjingjudefujuzhangfangqingneilaitoukejiugengdale，bujinbiyeyuyuandongxingzhengxueyuan，youshihanchuzhangdexiaoguzi，zheiguanxixialainixiangxiang。”
“woquzhihuijisizhangduifangqingzhankaidiaocha，zheizenmekenengni？shuobaile，wozheigefushuzhangyejiushigebaishe，zhenggeliaochengjingwuxitongjihuyijingchengleluoweixunshuzhangdeyiyantangle。”
heshizhangwenyandunshidanudaodao：“qiyoucili，zheibushiqifurenma，tianlihezai，falihezai？zheijianshiqingnifangxin，woyidinghuixiangxiaoshizhanghuibao，woyehuizaishiyihuishangnachulaitaolun。nijinwanhuiqujiujinimenshudeduchasixiamingling，likeduinanhequjingjuzhankaineibushencha，ruguotamenjujuezhixingnidemingling，jiurangtajiwodadianhua。”
sangkunwenyanyixi：“heshizhang，ninyichumian，shashiqingdoujiejuele，haishininzaizanmenliaochengzheikuaidijieshangdenengliangdaa。duile，qianduanshijianwocongsonglingneibiannongdaoleyipisongdaideguwanzihua，tingshuoninyixianglianjiefenggong，buxijinyindengsuwu，wojiurangrenbazheixiegezihuajinwanjininsongguoqule，qizhonghaiyououyangxiudezihuani，zheipingrilimeishifangdaobangongshiyenengtaoyiqincaobushi？”
heshizhangshifenshouyonghehexiaodao：“haishileizongdongwo，haha，hejiu。”
yangjieqiashidetuimenerru，daizheyipaiguniangyuguanerru。
“jiwei，jinwanxiangwanshaxiangmu？”
heshizhanglvxianqishen：“neige，wo......shendujiaoliuxuexideshishaxiangmu？”
yangjiexixiyixiao：“heshizhangfangxin，anpaituotuode......”
sangkunlaguoliangmingmeizizuozijishenbian，hehexiaodao：“yangjiezheishengyihuobaoshiyouyuanyinde，huitoudengwodehongyehuisuozhongxinkaiyele，kedexiangnizheierhaohaoxuexixuexi。”
“nayoua，wozheixiaodifangnalibideguokunyenindehongyehuisuo！”
huayinluoxia，jirenyitongxiaoleqilai。
yesejiannong，heshizhangwandexingqi，baozhenvdaxueshengyouqulehuisuopangdeyijiagaojijiudiankaifangwan，haoqiaobuqiao，zheiyimubeiyigenianqingdenandaxueshengjinshouyandi,rangjinyedegushibiandegengjiayouquqilai......
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