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“zhende？”zuowujidunshiyijing。bujinshita，lianlanlanglangyeshiyizhenjingcha！
jintiandetaiyangnandaoshicongbeibianchulaide？！yexiaozheitaodanwangshenmeshihoubiandezheimedafangle。
“zhende！”yexiaokendingdiantou，liansezhengjing，zhengzhong。
“niyadeyoushenmeqitu？”zuowujihuyidekanzheta，xinzhongzaipansuan：zheijiahuo，buhuiyouzaidawodeshenmezhuyiba？
“hunzhang！”yexiaoyiliandehaoxinbeidangchenglelvganfei，tongxinjishoudeshuodao：“zuowujiazuowuji！laozidangnishixiongdi，caibangnizheigemang，sheizhidaonizheibaijiazishenmeshihoucainenghaiwoqian？nijuranhaihuaiyiwo，haobahaoba，woguanniqusi，zoule，langzi，zanmenquchunhualou，laoziliuzheneiqianpaoniuhaibuxingma！”
yexiaonuqichongchongzhanqilaijiuzou：“zanmencongcibulizheigebushihaorenxindejiahuo！”
lanlanglangzheijiahuozuishanyuqihong，zheidangkouqinengfangguo：“zoujiuzou！bulizheigebubazanmendangpengyoudehunzhangwanyier！”
“bie……biebiebie……yexiong、lanxiongliubuliubu！”zuowujineijiaoyigekuai，soudejiulaolaodebaozhuleyexiaodeyao：
“aiyaya，wobujiushishuocuoleyijuhuama……aiya，zanmenshihaoxiongdima，yibeizidehaoxiongdi，nihaizhenshengqia....guanjia，youdianyanlijia，shanghaocha！shangjipinhaocha！shangbixiacijiwoyeyedejipinyucha！kuaikuaikuai……”
yidielianshengdefenfuzhiyu，gongjingdijiangyexiaorangzailedangzhongdetaishiyishangzuoxia，goutuiyibanwanzheyaopeizhexiao：“heihei…，yeshao，haha，wodehaoxiongdia……neiqian，nizhenjiejiwoa？”
yexiaoqiaozheerlangtui，huanglaihuangqu：“benlaishizhenxiangjiedi……”
“neikebunengbianguaya……”zuowujijihudouyaoguixialaile。
haoburongyiyoulegeligongshuzuidejihuizenmekeyifangguo，tianzhidaowozheijigeyueguodeshenmerizi……zheikeshizijijia，taodoutaobule。
“heng，haoba。”yexiaohaozhengyixiadechuizheshouzhongdechaye，youxiewunai：“guaiwozijizuikuai……jiranzheiyang，neinijiuxiegetiao，ranhousuibiannagedongxidiyazaiwozheili，woyejiubayiwanwuqianlianghuangjinjiejinile……xianshuomingbai，zheiqian，nirihouhaishiyaohaiwode，zheigemeideshangliang！”
“zheishidangran！”zuowujimanlianxise，suijiyouzhouqimeitou，yilianchourong：“keshiwoyaoyongshenmedongxidiyajini？”
“tingdedongrenhuabu，suibianzhaogedongxijiuxing，zanmenxiongdi，haizhennengyaonishenmezhiqiandehaodongxibucheng？”
yexiaofanzhebaiyan，tuixinzhifudeshuodao：“nichouzhejiazhongdebaijian，suibianjiwonage……bujiudele？”
zuowujidunshisongleyikouqi：“zheidaoshigebanfa……woxiangxiang，zheicitougeshenmedongxichuquhaoni？”
yanzhusichuluanzhuan，xianranyijingdadingzhuyizhunbeizaizuoyicijiazei。
“aiya……”yexiaohentiebuchenggangdeyoudaodao：“ninengbunengmalidian，jiuzheidatinglidenisuibianjiwonayijianjiuxing，buyongduozhiqiandedongxi，shadouxing……”
zaiyexiaozheimemingxiandemingshianshizhixia，zuowujizhongyu‘maosaidunkai’：“zheige……keyidiya？”
“shadiyabudiya，jiushigeyisi，zanmenshixiongdima！”yexiaoyangyangdaduyuzhongxinzhang。
zuowujixiaodehebulongzui，xintoudashitouzhongyufangxia，xixiaoyankai：“suiranzheilimiandoushiwoyeyebaifangdedongxi，douhenxihuan……buguo，shaoyijianbanjianyewusuowei……xiongdi，nishuo，kanshangnayijian，wozhijiesongnile！haidiyashenme？qianwozhaoyanghai，zheibaishesongni！”
zuowujizhenshihaoqiganyun。
yexiaomeitouyitiao，zhengqilinrandao：“nizheijiaoshenmehua，bawodangshenmerenle，wojiushizaibangni，nandaohaitantunineimeyidiandongxime……niwanshizhihousongwokeyi，neishinidexinyi，liqingqingyizhong，dan，xianzaiwoyaoshijieshoule，neijiushihuilule！”
贿赂？！
zuowujizuijiaohenhendechouchuleyixia。
shuodenigenduodaguanerside。
“chounineigemojijing，jiuzheijianba，woxihuanzheizhongzhanchiyufeideganjue。”yexiaodeshouzhitoumanbujingxindeyidian，diande，zhengshineizuntianjinglingsui。
“zheigea……zheigetaicileba？yeshao，niqueding？”zuowujidunshimanxindegandong。
kanlai，yexiaozheicishizhendebangwodemangya。mandatingdebaobei，tajuranjiuxuanleyigezuicide，haorenna，yiqianzenmejiumeifaxianni……
“xinglexingle，nizhidaowodexinyijiuxingle。”yexiaoqingshenyizhangdeshuodao：“zanliangsheigensheia……haoxiongdijiuyinggaihuxiangbangmangma……duile，zheishiernikedebaomi，wanyibierenzhidaowocengjingjiejinizheimeduoqian……doulaizhaowojieqian，jiezheigebujieneigede，wokemafansile。”
“zheigenijueduidefangxin，woyidingshoukouruping！”zuowujipaizhexiongfupengpengxiang：“woshineizhongrenme……”
“yaobu……nixianzaijiunazouba。”zuowujiweikongyezhangmengduo，liqiuzuoshicishi。
“bendan！”yexiaodishenghechi：“nishuoninengbunengzhangdiannaozi？xianzaizheimeduorenkanzhewocongnijiabandongxi？neihaizenmebaomi？”
“shideshide。”zuowujicouzaiyexiaoerduobianshang：“neiwohuanghunshihou，tianheile，zaijinidaichuqu？”
“cijidashan！”yexiaozanbujuekou：“bishiwojiuzaineiguaijiaochuxiangzilidengni，shunbian，yebajinpiaozijinidaiguolai。”
zuowujiyaodejiushizheijuhua，jishixixiaoyankai：“zheicikeshiduoxiexiongdile……zhiyaonenggourangwohuifujialideyuanbendiwei，wojiujikezheshoucongshangpulijinidiaojiyinzihaizhang，fangxin，woshuodaozuodao！”
“xinglexingle，woyaoshibuxiangxinni，hainengjiezheimeduoqianjini？”yexiaoyuzuowujigoujiandabei，qinrezhiji，yipaigelianghaodeyisi。
yibiandelanlanglangyankanzheiyimu，yanzhuzijianzhidoukuaiyaodiaolechulai。
zhushitantuo，yexiaohelanlanglangzaizuowujiqianenwanxiezhizhong，zaizuodagongzigonggongjingjingdehuansongzhixia，pianranlikailezuoxiangfu。
“wanshang，biewangleaa。”liangrendouyijingzouchulehaoyuan，wuzitingdehoumiandezuowujizaimusongzhongdedongqinghuhan。
……
“woshuo，nizhendeyaojiejitaqianme？”lanlanglanghuaiyidekanzheyexiao：“neisha……nikebuxiangshizheimehaoxinderena，bushidasuanlinlefanhui，baineixiaoziyidaoba……”
“nizheijiaoshenmehua，nizhenshiyixiaorenzhixin，duwozheijunzizhifu！niyiweiwogenniyiyang，shineizhongfankoufushedewuxinzhirenme！？”
yexiaobiyiwanzhuangdekanzhelanlanglang，youdao：“huiqujiwozhunbeiyiwanliangjinpiao，woyouyong！”
yaojiejizuowuji，zijijiadimaosibugou……
“niyouyonga，xinga，deng……sha，nishuosha？nirangwozhunbeiyiwanliangjinpiao，ranhounijiejizuoxiaozi？pingshenme？jiwoyigeliyouxian！”zhuomoguoweilaidelanlanglangchaneijianjiuzhale。
nizuohaoren，rangwochuqian？
凭什么！？
“liyou？zheinidouxiangbumingbai！niyaoshibuzhunbeizugoudejinpiao，wonashenmejiejizuowujia？zheibushimingbaideshiqingme！zhenluosuo！”
yexiaofanzhebaiyan，maosimanbujingxin、mantiaosilideweixiedao：“lanlanglang，niyaoshibunalaijinpiao，rangwoshixinyuren，yemeiguanxi，dingduowojiubashangcinigenzuowujizaiqinglouzhengfengchicuguang**luo.bendeshigaosuniyeyenibabaniniangniyiniang……
ruguohaixianbugou**huobao，**cuijinilaigemandajietiedazibao！baozhengjiayuhuxiao，rangzhenggejingchengzhenggetianxiadouzhidaonilanlanglangdedaming！rangniyuzuoxiaoziyiqiqimingjingcheng，weizhentianxia！”
“a？ni！”lanlanglangyikouqimeichuanshanglai，jihuyunleguoqu，zhiqidedoujiyandoubianchenglezhengchangdeyanzhuzi，zhuixinqixuedejiaodao：“zheiyetaiduleba？nizheishiyaowodelaominga……”
“pei，nijiuxiaoxiaosuishuhaishenmelaoming，shaofeihuale！zuizhongyoushaobulenineisangualiangzao，wojiuwenni，nahaishinani？！”
“wona！wohaiyouxuanzeme？”lanlanglangjihukulechulai：“wonahaibuxingma，laozizaodeshenmeniea，jiaoyoubushen，jiaoyoubushen……”
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