remenxiaoshuo《xiaokelianchuaizai，jinyufozibaozouririchong》shizuozhechengyishizuqingxinchuangzuodeshideyibuhenhaokandexiaoshuo，zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshiyanroufuyanshen，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshizheilidoushinanxing，nvyongfuhenshao，zheijianshiweiyinengjiangjiuchuande，qitadeyaometaida，yaomegengxiao。fuyanshenzai……
tadehua，rangyanroujinbengdeshentifangsongxialai，xinghao，xianshengmeibazijijiechuqu，tabuzhidaozheiweikerenshizenyangderen，ningyuandaizaixianshengshenbian。
guyuzeraoyouxingzhidekanxianghaoyou，ze，bujie，erqiebujiedeshinvren，zheizenmeshuodoushuobuguoqu。
youwenti，jueduiyouwenti。
guyuxiaozhezoudaohaoyoushenbian，lanzhutadejianbang。“xiongdi，womentantanqitashi。”
fuyanshenniletayiyan，guyugangadeshouhuishou。
haoxiongdilanyixia，youshenmewenti？xiaoqi。
erguyudezheiyijudongbeiyanroukanzaiyanli，liangrenhaoqinmi，tabujinxiang，xiansheng，buhuizhendexihuannanrenba？
zhihou，yanroudezhineiweixianshengyaoliuxialai，xinligengjiayoulv。
xianshengzheimekanzhongneiweikeren，guanxikendingbuyiban。
tasixinxiwangxianshengnenggouyouzhengchangdequxiang，yanroubushipaichitongxinglian，zhishixiangdaolaofurendeqipan。
yanrouzaiwoshidasao，shibushidetoumiaoshuohuadeliangren，laidaobanyuewanbieshuzheimeduotian，tahaishidiyicitoutoudeguanchaxiansheng。
zhiqian，bieshulimeiyouqitakeren，xianshengyeshidulaiduwang，tadoumeiyoujilaofurentigongkekaodexiansuo。
youyupayinqihuaiyi，yanrouzhiganzaiyuanchudasaoweisheng。
danshijulijiaoyuan，genbentingbudaoliangrendeduihua，yanrouxiangzoujinyidian，youhaipabeifaxian，jiuzheimejiangchizhe。
“nizheixiaonvyongbiaoxiandeyougoumingxian，guangmingzhengdadejianshiwomen，zheinidouburangtalikai？”guyuyiyanjiukanchuduifangdeyitu。
fuyanshenyuguangpiexiangta。“zoulehaihuiyouxiayige。”
zhiqian，tadoumeiyoubiaoxiandezheimemingxian，guyuyilai，jiukaishijianshi，zheigenvhaidaodixiangganshenme？
guyudaquwen：“nandao，shinibuxiangrangtazou？”
tachenggongdedaoyijihenlideyanshen。
“ok，我不说。”
guyuzuodaohaoyoudepangbian，peizhexiaolian。“xiongdi，jiebujieyiwomenpaizhangzhaopian？wohaoyingfuneigenvren。”
yanrouwojinshouzhongdemopa，manliandebukezhixin，takandaoleshenme？neiweiguxianshengpengdaoxianshengdejianbang，liangrenhaijiqiaimei。
fuyanshenhaobukeqidejileshenbiannanrenyizhou，songgetayigezi。“gun！”
guyutongkudewuzhefubu。“**，wojiushixiangduodianzhengju，fajineigenvrenkan，haodaishipengyou，banggemang，nijuranxiazheimehendeshou。”
“活该。”
guyuganjinyuanli，shengpaxiayiciaidebushifubu，ershitazheizhangjunlian。
bujiushirangbanggemang，zhiyuma？zheihaishihaopengyouma？tazenmeganjueshisunyou？
yanroubuganzaiwoshijiudai，danxinbeifaxian，henkuaijiulikai，ziranyejiubuzhidaotamenzailimianshuoshenme。
zhishitakeyiquedingdeshixianshengzhendeheneiweiguxianshengguanxibutongxunchang，ruguolaofurenzhidao，duomeshangxin。
zijidesunzixihuannanren，tahaimanxinqidaizhesunzinenggoujiehunshengzi。
zhuguanjiajianyanroucongzhuwochulai，ganjintixing。“yanrou，jizhu，xianshengfangliyoukerenjiubuyongdasao，niqudasaohuayuan。”
“好的，祝管家。”
qishi，tazhidao，jiushixiangkankanxianshengheguxianshengzaifangjianzuoshenme，xianzaibunengdaoxianshengfangjian，neizijihaizenmejianshi？yanroufanlenan，youbudebutingguanjiadehua。
花园里。
wangshuzhengzaidalilvzhi，jianyanroulaoshidezuoshi，xiaozheshuodao：“xianzaixiangnizheimeqinkuaidehaizihenshaojianlea。”
yanroubuyiweiyi。“wangshu，henduode，doushiweileshenghuo。”
“kebushi，weileshenghuo，yanrou，nizhihouhaidasuanlaizheilima？”
dajiadouzhidaotashi**，zhizuoshujia，yuanbenhaiyiweitaganbulejitianjiubeiqianhuilaozhai，meixiangdaoyijingguolezheimejiu。
“wo，woyebuzhidao。”
zheiligongzihengao，ruguonenggouyizhi**，yanrouhenyuanyi，zaizheilizuogeyinian，liangnian，tajiunengzhuandaojishiwan，yenenghaijiujiujiumadeqian，zhishitamingbai，kenengxinghenxiao。
fangjianli，guyushuogebuting，jieguomourenkanzheluodichuangwai，lidoumeiliziji。
“woshuo，nizaikanshenme？”
tazouleguoqu，shunzhehaoyoudeshixiankanqu，jiukandaoyigeyongrenbiansaodibianhepangbiandejianzhideyuangongshuohua。
gaiyongrenhaibushibieren，shibieshuliweiyidenvren。
“e^，nigaibuhuishixihuanneigexiaonvyongleba？”
zuoweiduoniandehaoyou，guyuhaishidiyicijiantazheimeguanzhuyigenvren。
nanrendandanshouhuimuguang，niletayiyan。
“ninazhiyankandaowoxihuan？”
taxiangshuozijiliangzhiyandoukandao，xingbuxing？guyuanxiang，dangrantabuhuizuosideshuochulai。
“wojuedeyebukeneng，nizenmekenenghuixihuannvren？jiushinvren**letangzaichuangshang，yebunengrangnizheiketieshukaihua，wentishi，nikantaganshenme？youshenmehaokande？suiranqingchunpiaoliang，danwomenjianguodehaishaoma？”
fuyanshenheguyucongxiaorenshi，gaozhongshitongbantongxue，daxuehaishixiaoyou，henqingchuzhuitaderenhenduo，minglianligouyindebushao，zheigenanrenyebudonglianxiangxiyu，zhijiebarendiulechuqu。
yinci，guyuhaidiaokantashiheshang，zhizhidaoxiushenyangxing。
zhishixianzaikanlai，xiajielunhaizao。
“sheishuowokanta？”fuyanshenmantiaosilidehezhekafei。
“e，meikantaa。”tabuhuaihaoyidexiaodao：“nandaokanneiweijianzhideyuanlinshifu？”
“nishibushixiangbeihongchuqu？”nanrenlengliedemuguangsaoxiangta。
guyulimagoutuidao：“kaiwanxiao，kaiwanxiao。”
tahaiyaozaizheilizhuliangtian，kebuxiangbeihongchuqu。
······
wanshang，yongcanshijian，yanroudaoyuangongcanting。
lizhuguanqianlaigaozhi。“geweitongshi，zhuguanjiashuo，xianshengheguxianshengdoubuhuilaiyongcan，dajiayongwancanzaodianbazijishoushangdeshizuowan，biezaiwaimianhuangdang。”
“是，李主管。”
liguanjiazhuanmenzoudaoyanroushenbian。“yanrou，nichiwanfanqukanyixiaguxianshengzhudekefanghaiyoumeiyouxuyaodedongxi，youdehuabeiqi，womenbunengyouyidiandaiman。”
yanroumingbaidediantou。“haode，lizhuguan。”
liguanjiazouhou，wangshuteyianwei。“yanrou，zheiweiguxianshengpiqihenhao，nibuyongdanxin。”
yanroudaobushidanxinguxianshengbuhao，fanershiyoulvqitade。
jiandajiadouzaichifan，yanrouxiaoshengdating。“wangshu，guxianshengjingchanglaibieshuma？”
“zhishiouerguolai，danmeicilailejiuzou，zhishizheici，jingranyaozhuxia。”
suiranshizhukefang，dansheizhidaoshibushizhende，zheizhongshikemeirenganshuo。
“哦。”
yuanlaiguxianshengjingchangguolai。
xianshengzhirangnanrendaobieshu，quebudainvren，xisijikonga。
wangshuqingqingtuiletuifadaideyanrou。“chiba，chilezaoxieganhuo。”
“嗯。”
yanrouxiangbumingbai，yixianshengzheiyangdetiaojian，xihuanshenmenvrenbuhao？pianpian，buxihuan。
yanjianweishi，meikandao，bunengwangxiajielun。
chiwanfan，yanroujiulaidaoerloudekefang，kefanglizhuwohenjin，tingqitarenshuo，guxianshengzhuanmentiaoxuandezheiyijian。
yanrouzixijiancha，fanglimeishenmexuyaojiade，chuangdanbeitaoyeshicaihuandexinde。
tacongkefangchulaizhijielaidaozhuwo，xianshengdeyifuhaimeiyuntangwan，yaozhuajinshijianzuowan。
xianshengdeyifuhenduo，meitiandouhuihuan，huanxialaideyifuhuiyouganxidianderenyuannazou，meitiandouhuiyouyifusongguolai，suirandoushiyuntanghaode，danyanrouzaifangjinyimaojiandeshihouhaishihuizhuanmenyuntangyici，zheixieshiqingchuliwanhou，tayitiandegongzuoyejiuwanchengdechabuduo。
dantahaibunengshuijue，xianshengmeihuilai，zhishaoyaodengdaowanshang9diancainengxiuxi，yifangxianshengyoushizijibunengjishichuli。
zheigeshijianduan，yanrouyibandouhuikanzhuanyeshu，huozhekanshipin，danyouyutashoujipingmuhuaile，kanshoujijiaoshao。
yijing10dianduo，xianshenghaimeihuilai。
yanroucaixiangkenengyongbudaoziji，shenleyigelanyao，dasuanshangchuangxiuxi。
tagangshangchuang，jiutingdaoketinglveweicaozadejiaobusheng，yibanzheizhongqingkuangdoushixianshenghuilaile。
yanrouzhengxiangzheyaobuyaochuqushi，jiutingdaomenwaizhuguanjiazaihan：“yanrou。”
talikeqichuang，naleyijianwaitaochuanshang，jimangdakaimen，jianzhuguanjiaduanzheyigetuopanzhanzaimenkou，tuopanshanghaiyouyigewan，zhuangzheheihuhudeyeti。
“zhuguanjia，youshenmeshima？”
zhuguanjiajiantachuanzheshuiyi，yegubuleneimeduo。“xianshenghelejiu，nibaxingjiutangduanguoqu。”
“shi，woxianhuanyifu。”
zhuguanjiabatuopannajita。“buyonghuanle，nixianzaijiuqu。”
“哦，好。”
yanroujieguotuopan，kuaisulaidaozhuwowai，qingqingqiaoleqiaomen。
“xiansheng，wolaisongxingjiutang。”
meiyoudedaohuiying，yanroudanxinlaobanzuidebushengrenshi，zhihaoshuo：“xiansheng，neiwoxianjinlai。”
taniudongmenba，menmeiyoufansuo，yanrouduanzhetuopanjinshendezoulejinqu，quekandaoyifudiaozaiyidi。
waitao，chenyi，pidai，kuzi······
fangjianlichongchizhecibidejiuwei，xianshengni？zenmemeikandaoren？
yanroubatuopanfangzaiyipangdechaji，qingshenghan：“xiansheng？”
yushilichuanlaihualaladeshuisheng，yanroucaixiangxianshengzaixizao，nanguaiyifukuzidouzaidishang。
tawanshenzhunbeijiandishangdeyifushi，turantingdaoyidaotongkudeshengyin。
“tong······，**，tongsile，qingdian。”
痛？轻点？
haoxiangtingdaoguxianshengdeshengyin，ta，tamenzai？
yanroushenticuanchuyizhenlengyi，naozhongbuyoudexiangqicengjingzaixuexiaoyudaodelianggenantongxue，shouqianzheshoudehuamian。
怎么办？
tahaoxiangdaraoxianshengheguxianshengdehaoshi。
zheizhongshigaizenmehefulaofurenjiaodai？xianshengzhendehaonanse，erqiehaibeizijizhuangdao，tamenzaiyushili······
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