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wenzhangmingzijiaozuo《xinglaihouwochuailezhiwurenbazong》，shiyibenshifennaidudeduanpianyanqing zuopin，weiraozhezhujiao linweijiangyanzhouqianzhijiandegushisuozhankaide，zuozhefacaizhongfacaizhong，jianjieshi：weiqugengshilianjia。zaizheigejiduchongshangquanshihecaifudejiazuli，tadecunzaibenshenjiushiyigecuowu，yigeweilesuowei“chongxi”erbeimianqiangrongrendecuowu……

精彩章节

wobeipojiajichengweizhiwurendejiangjiajichengrenchongxi。meitianrenshoutaquanjiadexiuru，zhiyinweiwochushenpinhan。

moutianjitacashenshi，wotingjiantaxinsheng：“zheinvrenyanjibucuo，kexiwochizaoyaolihun。

”yuanlaitazaoyisuxing，zhishizaishitanwo。wojixuzhuangbuzhiqing，anzhongzhuanyicaichan。

nadaozuihouyifenwenjianneitian，wofuzaitaerbianqingxiao：“nizhidaowoshixuejinrongdema，laogong？

”“zheixie，jiudangshiwodeqingchunsunshifei。”zhijianxiadepifu，wenre，quehaowushengqi。linweiningganmaojin，

dongzuojixiedicashizhechuangshangnanrendexiongtang。nanrenbizheyan，jiemaozhangermi，

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jishishizheiyanghaowuzhijueditangzhe，yezidaiyizhongporendeguiqi，fangfochenshuidexiongshi，

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nianjiqingqingbianzhizhang**banbijiangshan，shouduanleiting，lingduishouwenfengsangdan。sangeyueqian，

yichangliqidechehuorangtabianchenglezhiwuren。yishengduanyansuxingjilvmiaomang。jiangjialaoyezixinming，

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beijiangjiadequanshiheyibizuyimaiduantaweilaide“caili”，

songjinlezheizuoweiyubanshan、fukanquancheng、jinbihuihuangquebinglengchegudelaolong。“yongdianli！meichifanma？

”kebodeshengyinzishenhouxiangqi，dapolefangjianlidesiji。linweimeiyouhuitou，yezhidaoshijiangyandemuqin，

taneiweimingyishangdepopo，zhouqian。tachuanzheyishendangjizuixinkuandexiangnaiertaozhuang，zhuguangbaoqi，

baoyangdeyidelianshangquejinshitiaotiyuhaobuyanshidexiane，fangfolinweishishenmezangdongxi，

dianwuletabaobeierzidefangjian。“ma，woyijinghenyonglile。”linweidishengyingzhe，shouxiajiazhonglexielidao，

rouruandemaojincaguonanrenjieshidexiongji。zheijushentisuiranhunmi，danjichudejiroulianghaizai，

xianranshizhangqiduanliandejieguo。“yongli？wokannishixiangbatacuopopi！jiuzhidaonimeianhaoxin！

”zhouqianjibushangqian，jianlideshuijingzhijiajihuyaochuodaolinweideetou，daizheyigunongyudexiangshuiwei，

“yaobushinibaziying，kefu，womenayanzenmehuibianchengzheiyang？saobaxing！qunijinmenzhenshidaolebabeizimei！

”youshizheiyang。zicongtajinjiangjiadamen，meiyitian，meiyike，tadouzaichengshouzheiyangdexiuru。saobaxing，

qiongsuanhuo，pangaozhidejianpei……gezhonggeyangdeeducihui，congzhouqian，congjiangyanneigebeichonghuaidemeimeijiangqing，

shenzhicongyixieguanhuikanyansexingshidexiarenhepangzhiqinqidezuili，yuanyuanbuduandizaxiangta，

shitujiangtazuihouyidianzunyanyeniansui。zuichutahaihuicangbaidibianjiejiju，

haihuizaishenyemengzhebeiziwushengdiliulei，juedeweiqutouding。danxianzai，tazhishichenmodidixiatou，

gengmailidicashizhejiangyandeshoubei，fangfoneixieeyaneyuzhishiwuguantongyangdebeijingzaoyin。bianjiewuyong，

weiqugengshilianjia。zaizheigejiduchongshangquanshihecaifudejiazuli，tadecunzaibenshenjiushiyigecuowu，

yigeweilesuowei“chongxi”erbeimianqiangrongrendecuowu，yigekeyisuiyisaqideduixiang。

jiangjiajiletafumuyibitianwenshuzi，zuyirangtamenzailaojiayangmeituqi，

rangshidudedidihaiqingzhaiwubingshunlijiehun，erdaijia，jiushitaderensheng。“zhuangchuzheifukelianyangjisheikan？

”zhouqianjiantanilaishunshou，huoqigengsheng，fangfoyiquandazaimianhuashang，“kanjiannijiuhuiqi！cawanganjingunchuqu，

biezaizheiliaizheayanxiuxi！zhenbuzhidaolaoyezikanzhongnishenme！”jiaobushengbansuizhebumandedunangyuanqule，

fangmenbeizhongzhongshuaishang，fachuchenmendexiangsheng，zaikongkuangdefangjianlihuidang。

fangjianlizhongyuzhishengxiatahechuangshangneigewushengwuxidenanren，yijikongqizhongcanliude、lingrenzhixidexiangshuiwei。

linweitingxiadongzuo，manmanzhiqiyouxiesuantongdeyao。wuhoudeyangguangtouguojudadeluodichuangsajinlai，

zaiditanshangtouxiaminganjiaocuodeguangban，kongqilimimanzhexiaodushuiheangguixiangxunhunhedeguaiyiqiwei。

tazoudaochuangbian，kanzhelouxiahuayuanliyuandingzhengzaijingxinxiujiandemeiguicong，neixiehuaduojiaoyanyudi，

zaiyangguangxiashanyaozhebuzhenshideguangze，xiangjilezheigejiazuxuweidewaibiao——jizhihuali，

quemeiyigenzhijingdoudaizheshangrendejianci。tazhishigeputongjinrongxibiyedexuesheng，yiyouyidechengjizouchuxiaoyuan，

huaichuaizheduiweilaidechongjing，haimeilaidejizaishehuishangzhanlutoujiao，

jiubeiyichanghuangtangde、buyoutazizhudehunyintuojinlezheitanshenbujiandidenizhao。

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rifuyiridishouzheyigehuosiren，banyanzhewenshunqizidejiaose，renshouzhetajiarenwuxiuzhidejingshenlingchi。

taganjuezijijiuxiangyizhubeiyizaidaocuowuturangdezhiwu，zhengzaiyidiandiandikuwei。youshihou，

takanzhejiangyanpingjingdejinhushengjiedeshuiyan，shenzhihuishengchuyizhonghuangmiudexianmu。zhishaotashenmeyetingbujian，

shenmeyeganshoubudao，bubimianduizheilingrenzuooudeyiqie。tashenxiyikouqi，yaxiahoujianshuxidegengsai，

zhongxinnaqimaojin，jinrupangbianyinzhilianpendewenshuizhong。shuibodangyang，mohudiyingchutacangbaiermamudelian，

yandishenchushiyipianchenjidehuangyuan。zhuanshen，huidaochuangbian。takaishicashijiangyandeshou。tadeshouzhixiuzhang，

gujiefenming，zhijiaxiujiandeganjingzhengqi，shiyishuanghenshihedangangqinhuozheqianshudongzheqianwanhetongwenjiandeshou。

zheishuangshou，cengjingzhangkongzhejudadecaifuhexuduorendemingyun。

jiuzaitadezhijianwuyijianfuguotazhangxinneigelvedaicucaodebojiandeneiyike，

yigeqingxiyouwanquanmoshengdenanxingsangyin，

haowuyuzhaodi、qiangyingdizhuangjinletadenaohai——“……zheinvrenyanjizhenbucuo，

renrufuzhongdejingeryandegenzhendeyiyang。tiantianzheimeca，yebuxianfan。kexi，baifeixinji，dengwochedihaole，

shentihuifuzhangkong，zheizhongchuxinjilvpachuangdenvren，chizaodeqinglidiao。”linweideshoumengdiyijiang，

maojinchadiantuoshoudiaozaixuebaidechuangdanshang。xinzangzaineiyishunjiansihutingzhiletiaodong，

suijiyoufengkuangdi、shiqukongzhidileiguqilai，zhuangdetaxiongqiangfateng，ermowengwengzuoxiang。fangjianlianjingdekepa，

zhiyoutazijizhouranbiandejicucuzhongdehuxisheng，yijichuangwaiyinyuechuanlaide、yaoyuandeniaoming。sheizaishuohua？

zheilimeiyoudisangeren！jiangyanshizhiwuren！tabukenengshuohua！shihuantingma？

yinweizhangqiyayihejingshenyalitaida，zhongyuchuxianwentile？keneigeshengyin……dichen，

daizheyizhongjiujushangweidelengmoheshibuguanjideshenshi，qingxidefangfojiutiezaitadeerbiandiyu，

meiyigezidoudaizhebinglengdezhigan。tapingzhuhuxi，quanshendexueyesihudouyongxiangletoubu，rangtayizhenxuanyun。

tazhandouzheshou，qiangpozijilengjing，zaicichupengdaotashouwandepifu。meiyoushengyin。zhiyoupifuwenredechugan。

tabusixin，xinzangkuangtiaozhe，jiazhuangdiaozhengtatoubudeweizhi，fangzhizhangruchuang，zhijiandaizheshitan，

qingqingfuguotadetaiyangxue。neigeshengyinyouxiangqilaile，

daizheyisibuyichajuedewanweihejiqiao：“……youzaigaoshenme？shitanwo？dongzuozheimejiangying，he，

haitingjinshen。kanlaibushiwanquanmeinaozi。”hongdeyisheng，linweiganjuezijidetoupidouyaozhakaile，

yiguhanyicongjiaodishunjiancuanshangtouding，rangtasizhibingliang。bushihuanting！shijiangyan！shitazai……“xiang”！

tajingrannengtingdaotadexinsheng！erta……zaoyisuxing！tayizhizaizhuangshui，zailengyanpangguan，zaishitanta，

pingguta！tagenbenjiubushishenmezhiwuren！judadezhenjingrutongshikongdehaixiaobanjiangtayanmei，

meiyigexibaodouzaijiaoxiaozhenanyizhixin。taqiangpozijixiangdingziyiyangzhanzaiyuandi，

zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxinderuanrouli，yongjianruidetongganweichizheyaoyaoyuzhuidelizhihemianbubiaoqing，

bunengluchupozhan！yuanlairuci……yuanlairuci！guaibude，youshihouzaiqingchenhuohuanghun，guangxianbianhuanshi，

tahuijuedetayanpixiadeyanqiusihudongdebipingshipinfanyixie，buxiangwanquanwuyishidezhuangtai；guaibude，

youyicitabuxiaoxinbayidiandianshuisazaitazhenbian，tafangzaishencedeshouzhisihuweibukechadiquansuoleyixia。

tadangshihaiyiweishizijidecuojue，huozheshizhiwurenwuyishideshenjingfanshe，meiyoushenxiang。yuanlai，

tazaojiuxingle，xianggegaogaozaishangdeshenming，huozheduozaianchudelieshou，lengyanpangguanzhetaxianggexiaochouyiyang，

zaitashenbianjinzhijinzedibiaoyan，momorenshouzhetajiarendecuomohexiuru。erzaitaxinli，tadesuoyourennai，

suoyounilaishunshou，douchenglebieyouyongxinde“yanji”，shita“chuxinjilvpachuang”dezhengju。

tashenzhizailengjingdijihuazhe，dengta“chedihaole”，shentiwanquanhuifu，

jiuhaobuyouyudibatazheige“mafan”yijiaotikai！“qinglidiao”？duomebinglengerwuqingdeci。

yigubinglengdenuyi，jiazazhebeiqipian、beiyunong、beidangzuoqizibanbaibudechirugan，

congxindizuishenchuxunmengzisheng、manyan，shunjianyaguolezuichudejinghai，jihuyaojiangtadelizhiranshaodaijin。

talinwei，suiranbushidafudaguizhijia，danyeshifumupengzhezhangdade，hanchuangkudushijinian，

pingzijidebenshikaoshangdedingjiandaxue，nianniannajiangxuejin！tabushimeiyouzunyan，bushimeiyouzhuaya，

bushimeiyounengliheyexin！zhishiweilejiaren，

weileneibinengchedijiejuejialikunjing、rangfumuanduwannian、rangdidizoushangzhengguideqian，

tacaibasuoyoudelengjiaohefengmangdousisidizangleqilai，

bazijibianchengyigemeiyoupiqi、meiyouziwo、nilaishunshoudeyingzi，tunyanxiasuoyoudeweiquhebugan。kexianzai，

xianshihenhenshanletayijierguang，gaosuta，tadexisheng，tadeyinren，zaizheixierenyanli，

buguoshiyichangkexiaode“biaoyan”，yigezhidewanweide“xinji”。

tamencongweijiangtafangzaipingdengdeweizhishangkandai，shenzhiweicengjiangtadangzuoyigeyouxueyourouderen。haoa，

jirannimendoujuedewozaiyan，doujuedewobieyousuotu，neiwojiu……haohaoyanxiaqu。zhibuguo，

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wanmeidiyanqumoudifanyongdejingtaohailangheneijihuyaopotuerchudebinglengfengmang。tazhongxinninglemaojin，

dongzuoshenzhibizhiqiangengjiaqingrou、gengjiaxizhidijixuweijiangyancashi，congxiuzhangdeshoubeidaoxiantiaoyoumeidebojing，

fangfogangcaineishipotianjingdefaxiancongweifashengguo，tayijiushineigewenshunmamude“chongxitaitai”。

zhishineidichuideyanlianxia，yisilenglierudaofengdeguang，qiaoranshanguo，xuanjiyinmeizaishentanbandemouseli。

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shenzhigengjia“fuhe”jiangjiaduiyigechongxixifudeqidai。

tayiranshineigewenshun、chenmo、shenzhiyouxienuoruode“jiangtaitai”。meitianzhunshichuxianzaijiangyandefangjian，

weitacashishenti、**jirou、ducaijingxinwenhejituanjianbao——zheishizhouqianyaoqiude，

meiqimingyue“yongshuxideshengyin**tasuxing”。

tayiranchengshouzhezhouqianhejiangqingbianbenjialide、jinhuyulexingzhidediaonan。“linwei！nikankannichadehua！

zheishishenmeluanqibazaodedongxi？subukenai！zhenshidicengchushen，yidianpinweihejiaoyangdoumeiyou！”jiangqing，

neigebeichonghuaidexiaogongzhu，zaimoucijiatingchahuahuihou，dangzhejiweipangzhitaitaidemian，

yibajiangtaganggenjuchahualaoshizhidaowanchengdezuopinsaoluozaidi，angguideshuijinghuapingshunjiansuilie，

fachucierdeshengxiang，shuihejiaoyandehuazhilangjieyidi。linweidizhetou，

zaineixiehuotongqinghuobiyihuokanxidemuguangzhong，momodunxiaqu，yipianpianjianqifenglidesuipian，

qingshengshuo：“duibuqi，qingqing，woshouben，zhongxinnongjiushile。

”tadeshengyindaizheqiadaohaochudegengyanhebeiwei。“zhongxinnong？nizhidaozheihuapingshigudongma？

banimailedoupeibuqi！”jiangqingzhigaoqiyangdicaizhe**bandegaogenxie，xiangzhidoushengdekongquebanlikai。

beiduizhefangmendefangxiang，linweidunzhedeshentiweiweizhandou，bushiweiqu，