zhujiaoshiwangfenglianrandexiaoshuoxiuliangnianbanxian，xiashanbaodayuanzhongqianren，youzuozhepingpingwuqidexianyudujiachuangzuo，zuozhewenbixiangdangzhashi，qiebuxuanji，wangwenzhongdeqingliu。jingcaineirongtuijian：“nijilaozidengzhe！”wangfengweiweizhoumei：“kuanglongbang？shenmewanyi。”“wobuxihuanbierenyongshouzhizhewo。”wangfengyibajiangkuanglongbangshao……
chukuangyichuchezhan，neishiyumingxizhuangxiaodibianweileshanglai，fenfengongjingdejugong：
“楚狂少爷！”
chukuangzuoshouanzhuyoushouyijingduandiaodeshizhi，yaozheyafennudezhizhewangfengpaoxiaodao：
“bazheixiaozijiwofeile！”
“benshaoyaochoutadejinbatadepi！rangtazhidaozaitianlongshi，tashilongyedezaiwokuanglongbangmianqianpaxia！”
“是！楚狂少爷！”
zheishiyumingxizhuangxiaodishunjianbawangfengbaoweileqilai。
zhouweidechiguaqunzhongtingdaokuanglongbangsangezifenfenmiansedabian。
“kuanglongbang！zheixiaozijingranredaolekuanglongbang，tafeilea！”
“kuanglongbangkeshiwomentianlongshiyoumingdeheibang，kanrenbuzhayan，shenzhishalerendoumeirennenggounakuanglongbangzenmeyang。”
“tingshuokuanglongbangzaishilimianyoubaohusan，laitouhendaa！ganrekuanglongbang，zheixiatianwanglaozilaileyebaobulezheixiaozile。”
“xu，jinyanshenxing，xiaoxinredaolekuanglongbangshunbianbanijikanle。”
chukuangzouxiangqian，buxiedekanzhewangfeng：
“xiaozi，zaigaotieshangnihenxiaozhangshiba。”
“zheilishitianlongshi，nihennengdama？chulaihunkaodeshishili，xiaobiesan。”
“shang，bazheixiaozijifeile！liuyitiaomingdaihuiquweigou。”
shuoba，chukuangbianhuiguoshen，dengzhezheishimingxiaodibawangfengnaxia。
danjiexialaifashengdeyimurangtazhenjingwanfen。
“嘭！”
“噗！”
“嘭！”
“啊！！”
zhitingjianjishengqingcuidexiangsheng，zheishimingshenchuanxizhuangdekuanglongbangxiaodijingzhijieshenxingbeiyiquanyiquandafeilechuqu。
tamendeshenquhenhendeshuaidaozaidi，xiongtangshenzhidouyingshengshengdeaoxianlejinqu，zuibagengshibutingliutangzhexianxue。
tamentangzaidishang，miansejingkong，wuzhuxiongtang，nanyizhixindedingzhewangfeng。
zhouweidequnzhongmenyejinghaile，jimangnachushoujipaiqileshipin。
“**！zheishichaorenma？wodoumeikanqingtadequantoua。”
“taikongbule，yiquandachushijimiyuan，haishiyidashia！”
“jingranyourenganzaitianlongshihekuanglongbangduizhegan，zheixiaozikendingfeile！”
mianduizhouweiqunzhongdezhenjing，wangfengbuyiweiran。
zheiyijingshitafahuiwanfenzhiyibudaodeshilijieguo。
buransuibianyiquan，zheixierenzaojiuhuazuoxuewuhuifeiyanmiele。
ganghuitianlongshi，shenzhixiandaishehuitixidetazhidaodangzhedatingguangzhongzhixiasharenkendingyouxiemafan。
taluchuraoyouxingqudexiaorong，yibuyibubijinchukuang。
chukuanghaipadexianghoutuizhe，wangfengjinhuqiasitadejiyifuxian。
“嘭！”
kuanglongbangshaozhuchukuangbeihedediedaozaidi，shenzhikuzidoushirunle。
wangfengdixiashenzi，xiaozhepailepaitadeyoulian。
“nibushihenxihuanxiaoma？xianzaizenmebuxiaole？”
chukuangshenzizhandouleqilai，tajiejiebabadeshuodao：
“ni…woshikuanglongbangshaozhu，nigandongwo，tianlongshijiangmeiyouniderongshenzhidi！”
“哟？”
“还在威胁我呢？”
wangfengmianseyibian，yijiaocaileshangqu。
“啊！！！！”
“ni！nijingranfeilewodetui！”
chukuangtongkudeyanleidouchulaile，sisidewuzhuzijideyoutui。
tadeyoutuizhijiebeiwangfengjicaidebaochengxuewu！xianxuejiuxiangbuyaoqianyibanfengkuangliutangerxia！
“laoziganghuitianlongshixinqinghao，yaozairelaozi，banikuanglongbangjinimiele。”
“滚！”
wangfengyijiaojiangzhiyouyitiaozuotuidechukuangzhijietidaojishimikaiwaideqiangshang，renyouqihunmileguoqu。
suihoutabianchaozhezijijiadefangxiangzouqu。
danglaidaomeirendeweizhishi，zhijiefeishangtian，yongzuikuaidesuduganhuizijijia。
guijiazhixinsijian，zaigaotieshangwangfengyijingchangshiguole，taxianzaidexiuweizuyiyangaiqixi，renhekongzhongleidadouwufatancedaota，zuyikeyisuiyifeixing。
kuanglongbangdexiaodimenyejimangjiaolejiuhuchebachukuangdaidaotianlongshizuihaodeyiyuanqu。
……
十几分钟后，
wangfengbianfeihuidaolejiamenkou。
congxiaomeiyoufuqin，muqinyirendaizhezijihemeimei。
juzhudedifangyeshitianlongshidepianyuanjiaoqu，zuyichengdeshangrenjihanzhi。
ertaxinxinniannianliangnianbanbuduantaolixiangyaohuidejiayezhishiyizuozhiyousishipingmidepolanpingfang。
shenzhizheiyangdefangzidouhaishizude！
wangfengwojinshuangquan，tayanmoushenchumaochuleiguang。
liangxingqingleicongyanjiaoliutangerxia。
naneryouleibuqingdan，zhishiweidaoshangxinchubale。
tademuqin，gukulingdingbatahemeimeidaida。
danzaizijihaoburongyigaokaojieshukeyiweitafendandeshihouquedeleganaiwanqi。
erzijiquezheimexiaoshileliangnianban，huoshengshengdexiaoshile！
tazhanzaipolandemenkou，chichibuganqiaomenjinru。
tapa，tapadakaimendebushimama，tapadakaimendeyebushimeimei。
tapamuqinzoule，meimeiyezoule！
tawufaxiangxiangzheiyangdejieju，ruguomamazoule，shiqulemamademeimeizheiliangnianbangairuhehuo。
wangfengchulizaimenkouzizededunlexialai，kuqidechouchuzhe。
yiweiyijingwudiyulanxingdexiuxianzhejingkuderucishangxin。
“wangfengawangfeng，nizhenshigechushenga。”
“mamabanilacheda，niquebuzoulezhi，nirangdeleganaiwanqidemamazenmehuoxiaqua！”
“mamazuixuyaonideshihouniquebuzai，nihechushengyoushenmeliangyang！”
wangfengbutingmazheziji，taningyuanbayiqiexiuweidouhaihuiqu，zhixiwangnenghuidaoliangnianbanqian。
“hehe，wenroujileta，piqijilema，kexiaoawangfeng。”
zaidangchugaozhongtanlianaishi，wangfengpiqishifenduobian，danyiqiedewenroudoujileneigezuihoulvletadenvren。
suoyoudehuaipiqiquejilezijidemama，huixiangwangxi，wangfengyanleiliutangdegengjianonglie。
tahena！tahendangchuneigewuzhideziji！
“呼！”
wangfengzhangshuyikouqi，wenzhuxinxu，calecayanlei，zhunbeiqiaomen。
taxintiaodefeichangzhikuai，shifenjinzhang，tabiqileshuangmou，bugankanjieguo。
但就在这个时候，
fangzineiquechuanlaileshifenkongjudekuhansheng。
“wocuole！qiunimenfangguowo！qiuqiunimenle！”
“womingtianjiuhaiqian，womenmingtianjiuhaiqiana！”
“qiuqiunimenle，wuwuwu，qiunimen……qiunimen！”
“pa！jilaozianfendian，denglaozishuangwan，shaonimenjiayikuaiqiandaikuan！”
wangfengmianseyibian，shuangmouzhongchongmanlewuqiongwujindeshayi。
zheishitameimeideshengyin！jibianliangnianbanweijian，tahaishinengtingqing！
zheishitazhiqinmeimeideshengyin！
taweiyideqinshengmeimei，tonggangongkuxiangyiweimingdemeimeijingranzaibei**！
“gaisi！nimenzhaosi！”
wangfengmiansechongchiwuqiongshayi，yanmouzaoyibeixuehongserantou，hunshenqishibaozhang，fentianzhinubaofa！
tayiquanhongleguoqu，damenmengranbeipo！
……
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