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kanjiantagulinglingdizhanzaineili，liuzhelei、wanqiangdihequanshijieduikangdemoyang，taxinrudaojiao。
youqishitaneiruzhenzhubanhualuodeyanlei，batadexinzangdouzhuoshang。
talenglengsaoleyanjiasuoyourenyiyan，“nimensuoyouren，douyouzui！”
“xiaozi，nisheia？zhidaozheilishishenmedifangma？ganjingun！”yanshengnudao。
tazoushangqianlai，xiangyaobayehaoladaoyibianqu。
砰！
yehaofeiqiyijiao，batatifeichuqu，shuaizaiyanjialaotaiyemianqian，bantiandoupabuqilai。
“ni~~”yanshengjinghaiwubidikanzheyehao，biaoqingtongkuniuqu。
gangcaineiyijiao，taganjuezijifangfobeihengchongzhizhuangdeqichehongzhongyiyang，ganjuechangzidouyaosuiliele。
这人好大的力气！
“haodadedanzi，nidaodishishei？”yannanshangborandanu。
yehaolenglengdengzheta，meiyoushuohua，baozhetongtong，huanbushangqian，hunshenshaqiliaorao，daizhesherenxinpodeqishi。
suizhiyouyiren，queruqianjunwanma，qishibangbo。
tazoudaoyanlingqiushenbian，hetabingjianerli。
“yehao，tongtong，ni，nimenzenmelaile？”yanlingqiujimangcalecayanlei，yanshendanyou。
yehaoqianqiyanlingqiudeshou，shenqingkuankuandao：“nibeirenqifu，wozennengbuchuxian？”
“wofashi，congjintiankaishi，wobuhuirangrenherenshanghaidaoni。”
yanlingqiudeshoubeiyehaodedashouqianzhe，neiwennuancucaodechugan，shunjianrangtazhaodaoleyikao，leishuichedijuedi，benyongerchu。
zheimeduonianlai，haishidiyigenanrenduitashuochuzheiyangdongqingdehua，rangtaxinlinuanyangyangde。
tongtongnazheyigeliwuhezi，congyehaohuailitiaoxialai，xiaoxixidibahezidijiyanlingqiu：“mama，shengrikuaile，zheishiwojinideliwue。”
yanlingqiuneixinyinuan，yanleikongzhibuzhu，benyongerchu。
“彤彤~~”
tabaozhetongtong，qibuchengsheng。
laotianyeduitazaizenmeyangbugong，haodaijiletayigenver，zheishitarenshengquanbudewennuan、weiyideliangguang。
“mamabieku，kujiubupiaolianglee。”
tongtongguaiqiaodongshidibangyanlingqiucayanlei，xiaoxixidao：“buzhishiwoyouliwue，babayejinizhunbeihaoletiandadeshengriliwu，zaidijiucenglouni。”
第九层楼？
tingdaozheijuhua，hongtangdaxiao。
“hahaha，zhenshitongyanwujia，tongtong，nizhidaozheilidedijiucengloudaibiaozheshenmediweima？niyiweinibabashisheia？”yanxiaotonghahadaxiao。
“yanlingqiu，nidejiaoyuzhenshishibai，jiaochuzheizhongnaocanhaizi。”
“longshenglong，fengshengfeng，laoshudeerzihuidadong，yanlingqiuzheizhongshuixingyanghuade**，tadenvernenghaodaonaliqu？”
“zheiyezhongzhenshibudongshi，yinggaidiaoqilaida！”
yannanshang、yanshengdengrenyedoupengfudaxiao，chaofengtongtongbuziliangli，shuohuajidunanting。
“doujiwobizui！”yehaoyanmousenleng，saoshiquanchang。
tazhoushenqishibaofa，wanruodiyulipachulaidexiuluoegui，rangsuoyourendourenbuzhuqiqidalegeduosuo，dunshijinruohanchan。
zaichangdeyanjiaren，quanbeiyehaozhenjingdemudengkoudai。
yijiaochuaifeiyansheng，hunshenmimanzhekongbudeqishi，yifugaogaozaishangdemoyang，shisuoyourenweiwuwu。
haikoukoushengshengshuozaijiuloujiyanlingqiubaixialeshengriyanhui？
这个人到底是谁啊？
bantianhou，lifengdiyigehuiguoshenlai，taxiaohehedikanzhetongtong：“xiaopengyou，nibabashisheia？”
tongtonglazheyehaodeshou，jiaoaodao：“zheijiushiwobaba，yehao，wobabashuolenengzaidijiucengloujiwomamaqingzhushengri，tayidingnengzuodaode。”
yanlingqiulianmangbayanleicaganjing，batongtonglouzaihuaili，chenshengdao：“tongtong，bieluanshuo。”
tianxiangloudijiucenglou，daibiaozhejiuwuzhizundediwei，youzigezaineishangmianyongcandezhenggeguangzhoushidoubuhuichaoguowuzhizhishu，tamengenbenmeizigeshangqu。
yehaobuguoshiyigeshangmennvxueryi，diwei**，zenmekenengyudingdijiulou，zheibushizaikaiwanxiaoma？
erqie，zhongsuozhouzhi，tianxiangdajiuloudijiucengyijingbeiluochayiwangjibaole，yehaoyouruhenengshangqu？
“keshi，babashuonengqudijiucengloude，haishuokuaibuzhihaoleni。”tongtongduzhezuidao。
“niluangenhaizishuoshenme？”yanlingqiudengleyehaoyiyan，youxienaonu。
yehaoyanshenzixin，zhilezhitianhuaban，dao：“tongtongmeishuocuo，woqueshizaijiulouzhunbeilezhuanshuniyigerendeshengriyanhui！”
tayouxiaozheduitongtongshuodao：“tongtong，babadainiqujiulouchidangaohaobuhao？”
tongtongpaizhexiaoshoujiaoxiaodao，“haoahaoa，tongtongzuixihuanchidangaole。”
kanyehaozheiqiyuxuanang、zixinmanmandemoyang，laoyeziyannanshangyouxiezhangkongbuzhuyehaodeqingkuang。
takanleyiyanbeidadezhijindouzhanbuqilaidedaerzi，liansenankan，yanshenbingleng：“xiaozi，nishishenmeren？jurangandawoyanjiaren？”
lifengxiaozheshangqian，chongzheyangjiarenjieshaodao，“wojidajiajieshaoyixia，zheishiyehao，yangjiadeshangmennvxu，yeshiwodehaoxiongdi。”
上门女婿？
haishiburuliujiazuyangjiadenvxu？
yanjiarenwenyan，hongtangdaxiao。
“made，helaoziyitiao。haiyiweishenmedarenwu，buguoshifeiwuyige。”
“chuibichuidetinglihaia，haizaijiulouzhunbeihaoleshengriyanhui？xiaosirenle，nizenmebushangtianni？”
“hahaha，yanlingqiu，nanguainiyizhidoubuganshuohaizifuqinshishei，yuanlainishizaizhaoleyigeyoufuzhifudeshangmennvxu，niguoranshiyigeshuixingyanghuade**！”
“yanlingqiu，yuanlainishipohuaitarenjiatingdedisanzhe，nizheizhongren，yinggaijinzhulong。”
yanjiarenfenfenchaoxiao，shuohuanantingzhiji。
yanxiaotongwenyan，songlekouqi，lenglengdao：“guoranshiyiduibanpeidegounannv。”
zhiyaoyehaobushidalao，tahaishinengwenyayanlingqiuyitou。
yanlingqiutingdaozheixiehua，yanshenzhengzha。
taxiangshuoyehaoshitadebaobiao，chengqingliangrendeguanxi。
danshi，zheihuayishuochulai，tongtongjiuhuizhidaoyehaoshijiabandebaba，huishangxinde。
“weiletongtong，renle！”
yanlingqiuyaozheya，meiyoukaikoujieshi，ershibaojintongtong，xinlichongmanweiqu。
zhangjiaonubukee，jiaoxiaodao：“yehao，nizheigeshaqiandaode，jingranhunneizhaodisanzhe，nizheigehunzhang！！”
“neinizenmebushuoninverbeizhewopitui？congwochuxiandaoxianzai，tamendouqianzheshouni，haoyiduigounannv！”yehaofanchunxiangji。
“yehao，nizuibafangganjingdian！”lifenglenglengdao。
“haoxiongdi，nizhenshiduideqiwo。”yehaolengxiao，dingzheyangyinghelifeng。
yangyingdunshizhanghonglelian，jimangsongkaizhuazhulifengdeshou，biaoqinghenbuziran。
yannanshangdengrenkanzheyehaodengren，mianmianxiangqu。
这关系，有点乱。
lifengyanmoubingleng，chongliuyangshilegeyanse。
liuyanglijilengxiao，dingzheyanlingqiu，“shimiaoguole，houguozifu，batamenzhuaqilai。”
tashenhoudeyixiezhuanghanlijichushou，bayanhe、hanyanzhuazhu，anzaidishang。
yannanshangdengrengengshidiyishijianshoudaoxinxi，yanjiadezichanbeiyinxingdongjie，jiazuxianrupochanweiji。
yannanshanghuangle，nushiyanlingqiu，“nizheishuixingyanghuade**，jiwogunguolai，mashangheliuyangjiehun！”
“xiaoqiu，qiuqiunile，jiujiubabamamaa~”
“nver，wo，wobuxiangzuolao，jiuminga~~~tongtong，kuaidianrangnimamajiujiuyeyea~~”
yanhe、hanyanguizaidishang，jingkongaiqiu，yanshenjuewang，laoleizongheng，
kanzhefumurucijuewangdebiaoqing，yanlingqiuyiyaoya，zhunbeituoxie。
yehaoburenxinkanyanlingqiuzheimenanshou，yanshenyileng，chenshengdao：“nimenqirentaishen！”
“hahahaha，meicuo，wojiushiqirentaishen，wojiushizhangshiqiren，niyounengnaiwohe？”liuyanglenglengdao。
“henhao，jiranruci，neijiubieguaiwoduinimenbukeqile。”
yehaoyanshenfenglirudao，nachushouji，bodayigedianhua，lenglengdao：“guangzhouzhanwangtingling，wufenzhongnei，diaoyigejundebinglilaijianwo！”
“zhanwang？haidiaoyigejundebingli？？”
“hahaha，yehao，biezaiwomenmianqianzhuangbile，niyiweizheiyangzuojiunenghudaowomenma？”
“ninaozimeibingba？zhidaoguangzhouzhanwangshishenmeshenfenma？jiunizheizhongqiongdiaosi，haiwangxiangqushiguangzhouzhanwang，jianzhibuziliangli。”
zhongrenwenyan，hongtangdaxiao。
lifeng、yangying、zhangjiao、liuyang、yannanshangkanzheyehaodeyanshendouxiemanchaofeng，fangfozaikanyigezhizhang。
yanlingqiubiaoqingyehenbuhaokan。
guangzhouzhanwangwangchao，neikeshiguangzhoushizuidingjidezhangquanzhezhiyi，weidaxiaguolixiaguohanmagonglao，zhanshaguoshiduomingdiguoyuanshuai，zhangonghehe，weigaoquanzhong。
zheizhongrenwurutonggaogaozaishangdeshenlong，zenmekenenghuirenyouyehaochaqian？
轰！
jiuzaicishi，yizhenzhenzheneryulongdehongmingshengcongwaimianchuanlai，zhendedadidouzaiweiweizhandou。
“zheishizenmehuishi？”lifengdengrenshensejubian。
“buhaole，waimianlairenle，hao，haoduotankezhanche。”chuanghubian，yigefuwuyuanmiansejubian，dashenghuhan。
zhongrenshenseyibian，jimangpaodaoyangtaizhishang，xiangwaimiankanqu。
zheiyikan，tamenquandoushayanle！
yibaiduoliangzhuangjiatankezhanchechuxianzaijiedaojintou，haohaodangdangerlai。
shangqianmingzhenqiangshidan、miandaishaqidezhanshimengensuizaihoumian，maizhezhengqihuayidebufa，xiangzheibianzouleguolai，qishibangbo。
zhanjixiafang，guangzhouzhanwangwangchaoyilizaiyiliangzhanchezhishang，yanmourutongdaofengyibanruili，jisuerlai。
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