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zuozhe“wangwenbailei”chuangzuodeduanpianyanqingwen《xianni，situnanchengweiwangyedexiaoyaokuaihuo》，shuzhongdezhuyaojiaosefenbieshisitunansumingyue，xiangxineirongjieshao：xinkoujinlianyinjuduqinshiandanrucanzhu。“chengbuzhule？”situnanxuanxueniansuishirentengman，lengyankantaguijinnizhao，“shixinguhunhefuxinzhangdeziwei，xiangbuxiangwan……

精彩章节

zhuqueguowangchengdexiaoyaowangfuzhengtangzhemiyuyudeheliu。

situnanchizhejingzhuangshangshenxieyizaibosirongtanpujiudehuangjintashang，

jiaobiannanzhaogongzhuyunluodexianzhizhanzhe「zuixiangao」rounietajianjingjiushang，

yaoxiangcuidemandianmeirenyanboliuzhuanruchunshui。xiyuwujiayishasheyaoqingxuan，

yichunxianzhebingzhenputaodurutakouzhong，zhishuishunzhehoujiehualuoxiongtang，beidonghaijiaonvxiyuefushentianqu，

linpianzaizhuhuoxiafanchuqingyudeyoulan。shiershanjiaoxiaopingfengtouyingzhehuoseshengxiangdemixi，

dizhuanfengxitianmanxiushifengqiangde「xingyunsha」——situnanxianputongjinfenluojiao，suishousalaifanghua。

“wangye～shangyueshuoyaoshounujiazuodisanshijiufangni……”ayishazujianjinlingchanshangtashouwan，

huayinweiluoquebeijiuzunzhidishengdaduan。jinzhuangeyingshengdankai，

luchubeidixianshangdeshuangbaotai——jiemeiliangboshafuti，xuantieliansuozaidiaolongzhushang。“disanshijiufang？

”situnandixiaogouzhi，tieliancunduan，“benwangdechuangta，zhirongdexiazijisikailiaokaodeyemao。

”tamuguangsaoguodianjiao，shenshiquechuantousanzhonggongqiang。santiaojiewai，yinjianvjiangsumingyuezhengyuxuebentao，

xuanyinzongsishidaofengyitieshangtahouxin。“ze，zhaolaogoulianshixingudouganzhong……”situnanmanbujingxindanzhi，

zhuishazheturanqiqiaoliuxuebaobi。qiazaicishi——“hong！！！”dianmenbaoposhengsisuishengge！

muxiehunzhexueyupojinnuanzhang，sumingyueruduanchiyingsunzajinsitunanhuaizhong。hanmangdihousancun，

zhanqiangsimingzhecixiangtaxinkou：“gouwangye！changwobeiliangsanwanjiangshiming！”zhanjialiefengshenchuziheigudu，

suogudaoshangshenkejiangu。situnanqueyonglanjiazhuqiangjian：“sudingfangdenver？

”xuantieqiangganzaitazhijianwanchengjingxinhudu，

“nidiezuoyehaiqiubenwangshounidangtongfangyahuanni……”zhijianlveguotaxinkoucanjia，jinguangzhouliang！

yinjiayingshengbengsan，subailiyixiajinselianyinzhuozhuoshenghui。tamangpaoshuzhanguozhuta，

chuncaguoerchui：“jiuzhuanlinglongyin……tianlanzongdeshengnvzhuangcike，gousao。”mandianhuaranzhong，

huipaodaorenzhaowujitengshenyueshangyanzhuo：“zhujunqiekan！ciliaonaiduosheyaoxiu！”tongjingzhizhaohuangjinta，

jingzhongxueguangbaozhang，situnanshenhoufuxianbimuxiuluoxuying——zhengshi《zhuxianlv》minglingzhushadexiemoxiang！

zhuquehuangdidafanjiuzhan：“zhu…zhuxianling！”sanbaijinjundaofuzhuangrudadian，fuwennujiansuosisitunan。

zhaowujiliaoyabilu：“anlvdanglingchi！”“lingchi？”situnanqingxiaodanzhi，tongjingzhachengjifen！

zhaowujihougubeitiezhangezhu，zhenggerenzaxianghanbaiyujie——“kaca！”shijiezhankairenxingxuekeng，

xuanxuenianzheluguqianruzhuanshi：“zheixiuluoxiangshibenwangqinshouhuade……”jiaodishilijianguzhafeijian，

“zhuandiaonizheizhongxuanyinzongdeyangou！”jinjunnujianjinshenshizidongbengduan，huashenroushenyingkangfabaoweidongbanfenlingli。

huangdihedezuanruzhuodi，beisitunanlinchucaxue：“zhuxianlingdisantiao——wugaozhehezui？

”huangdizhansheng：“ling…lingchi……”yunluohuerjiaoxiaobudao：“wangyehuaxiangneiri，

yongdekeshinujiajixuediaozhushani～”zishiwanyangedingcengdejiuquanchiyinyunnuanwu，sumingyuequanzaichijiao。

situnanzhijianzhanlinggaomoguotahoubei——xuanyinzongshixingudezhouyinzaiheiwuzhongjianxiao。

“zhaowujiyongguchongbinishawo？”taturanyaozhutaerchui，“dannikezhi…”zhangxinanxiangxinkoujinlian，

“…zheiyinjiefengshi，xiaguzhehuihunfeiposan？”sumingyuemengranhuitou，yidileizaluosuogu——“da！

”leizhuchufuningchengbinglanlingzhu！situnantongkongzhousuo。bingponinghunzhu！weitianlanshengnvqingdongshifangningleichengzhu，

kezhenxinmo、yudaoji！tazhourankouzhutaxiahe：“xiaoyemao，

nidaodishilaishawo……”shashengzhouqicipoyese，wangfuzongguanzhuangmenkuhao：“shidapailianshouyexi！

yaoqiangzhangshengyao！”situnancheguojinsipaozhaozhusumingyue，tuichuangshuaichuqianxianghuangjin！“chuanling！

”kuangxiaozhensuiyemu，“gezeishoujizhe——yiminghuanyixiangjin！”yueguangyingliangsumingyuejingedelian，

situnanquefushentianqutajingcexuehen：“disanjulemeiren。”zhangmanchuiluozhezhuweijinzhiyu，

chenguangcichuanwangchengxuexingqishi，xiaoyaowangfuwaidejingguanyiduichengxiaoshan。jiubaixianghuangjinchangzhegaisanluoshiduijian，

qingchengpaizhanglaodetoulugundaositunanxuanxuebian，tongkonghaiyingzhezuoyeqiangjindediankuangjianying。

tamanbujingxintikaitoulu，jiaobiannanzhaogongzhuyunluozhengyongjiaoxiaopazhanzhejinpenlidexiyuputaojiu，

cashitazhifengningjiedexuejia。“wangye，feidanchanjinjinxianghou，zuoyegongyunmingjiubaisanshiqiren。

”zongguanguidipengshangzhangce，houjieyinkongjushangxiagundong，“zhishi……hehuanzongcanbubanglebeidishuangbaotai，

shuoyaoninqinzinazhangshengyaohuanren。”situnandanzhiranlezhangce，huomiaocuanqiyoulanhudu：“zhangshengyao？

”tachixiaozheniesuizhangzhongpigudanzha，suimosajinjiaobianshirenezhangkaidelichijian，“zheidongxiweigoudouxianluoya。

”turanzhuaiguoquanzaihuangjintashangdesumingyue，zhijianmokaitachunpanganhedexuezi，

“daoshini……”mangpaoxiabaiyouyicengguotadatuineice，“kuchuneikeninghunzhu，goumaixiashizuozhuqueguo。

”sumingyuemengranchoutui，houyaozhuangfanshengmandonghaimingzhudeyupan。zhuyubengjianshengzhong，

tasuogudaoshangyinduguqinshiliekaizhuwangheiwen：“yaoshajiusha，hebizheru！”huayinweiluohujuliechuanxi，

qiqiaozuanchuheiwu——shixingufazuole。“zheru？”situnandaxiaosikaitayijin，

zhangxinhenhenanxiangxinkoujinlianyin。cimujinmangbaoshedechanei，heiwuzaijinguangzhongjianxiaoyinmie，

sumingyuetongyinzheruandaozaitahuaili。tafushenyaozhutahanshideerchui：“xuanyinzongyongguchongkongnisharen，

quebuzhizheijiuzhuanlinglongyinzhuankexiesui……”zhijianshunzhetajingluandejiguhuaxia，“meijieyicigudu，

fengyinjiuboyifen，litianlanshengnvguiweijinyicun。”zhouqideqingxiaosilienuanmei！shibadaoheiyingpochuangerru，

weishoulaozheguzhangzhizhisumingyue：“zongzhuyouling！huopoushengnvzheshangyuanyingdan！

”hanmangpixiangsumingyuexinkoujinliandechanei，tatongrenzhouranzhuanbinglan，

shikongdelinglixianfeisanzhangneijinqi——“hong！”jinlianxuyingdangkongzhanfang，laozhebeizhendezhuangsuijiaoxiaopingfeng。

situnanqueyonglanyihuitashang，paowanzhecongsumingyuefajianzhaixiadeshanhuzan：“benwangdeyahuan，

lundedaoyegoujiaoxun？”zanjiansuiyiyihua，laozheyoubeiqigenduanlie！xuezhupenshangliulidengzhanshi，

situnanmangpaoyiguozhusumingyueyuechugaoge。miwusenlindegumuzhetianbiri，

fuyexiazuanchuzhangqihuanhuadeguishousichequnju。sumingyueliangqiangfuzhushihuashugan，

xinkoujinlianyinjuduqinshiandanrucanzhu。“chengbuzhule？”situnanxuanxueniansuishirentengman，

lengyankantaguijinnizhao，“shixinguhunhefuxinzhangdeziwei，xiangbuxiangwanyikenshiyuanshen？”taouchuheixue，

quejiansitunanturanchekaizijiqianjin。xuantieliansuozhetajingzhuangxiongtang，

xinkouyidaozhengningjiushangzhengtunshijinmang——neishizuoyerongrudebingponinghunzhu！“xiaoyemao，

”tazhuazhetashouwananxiangshangkou，“nideyanleizaikenshibenwangdexiuluogu……ruocikechouzouzhuzi，

nicaixiansideshixiaguzhe，haishinizheijufantai？”sumingyuezhijianjuzhan。bingzhuzaitaxuerouzhongliuzhuan，

jingyutaxinkoujinliangongmingbodong！yuanchuhuchuanlaizhaowujidelixiao：“sinan！niweihuzheinvrenyingkangtianfa，

xiuluoguliedeziweikeshuangkuai？”nongwuzhongfuxianxuezhen，xuanyinzongzhuxuyingdangkongningju，

“jinribianyongnierrenhunpojilianshixianfan！”juzhangguoxieyinleipaixiashi，

situnanfanjiangsumingyuetuixiangqianfang：“qua，tinishizunqinglimenhu。”tajuewangbiyandechanei，

xinkoujinlianhongranbaolie！baifaruxuelangfanyong，liuxianqunzhanwanguisiming。binsizhiji，

situnandeshouchuanxiongerguo——quebushitaoxin，ershizhanzhexintouxuezaitahoubeihuaxianishengzhou。

“benwangdeyahuan……”tapoukaideshangkoujinxuekuangyong，yutadexuejiaorongchengfu，“yanwangyeqiangbuzou！

”xuanyinzongzhujingjianjinxue，hairanbaotui：“huashenxintouxue？！nijingweitazihuidao……”hongleiyanmeilesihou。

baoyuqingpenerxia，sumingyuezaixuebozhongzhengyan，zhijiansitunanbaigusensendeyouzhangniesuizongzhuyuanshen，

zuobeiquejinjinguzhetadeyao。jinxuehunzheyushuitangguotabaifa，tangdejingren。“disandilei，

”taranxuedeshouzhimosuotayanjiao，“shihen，shipa，haishi……”linzhonghuxiangqibeidishuangbaotaidekuhan，

hehuanzongzhudewandaodizaitamenhoutou：“zhangshengyaohuanren！”situnandixiaotianquchunbianxuezi，

shuaichusanmeidanwan：“nawenle——”danwanzaibankongbaokaifenwu，hehuanzongzhushashimianrongkuilan：“jilesan？！

nijuranba**lianchengju……”canjiaoshengzhong，situnanjiangsumingyueanzaifuyeduishang。

taxinkoushangkousuichuanxikaihe，jinxuedizaitacangbaidechunjian：“dujujixu，xiaoyemao。

”yumuwaimatishengruleibijin，huangdisihouchuantoulinjian：“zhushayaoniesitunan！quqixintouxuezhefengwanhuhou！

”tieqizhuangsuigumudehongmingli，situnanyaozhetaerchuiqingxiao：“xianzaikudisidilei……hailaidejijiuming。

”baoyuchongshuazhemiwusenlindefuye，situnanranxuedemangpaojintiesumingyuehoubei，

jinxuehunzheyushuitangrutajingjianliekaidezhouyin。huangdisihouchuantouyumu：“qusitunanxintouxuezhefengwanhuhou！

”tieqizhuangduangumudehongmingzhendedimianfazhan，sanqianxuanjianushouzaininingzhongliezhen，

cuidujianzuyingzhedianguangsuosierren。nishuilipiaofuzhefeicuijiuhudesuipian，

qiannianlingniang“zuishengmengsi”deyixianghunzhexuexingzhengteng，jingrangzuiqianpaidenushoutongkongfanqikangfendexuesi。

“xianzaikudisidilei……”situnanyaozhetaerchuidixiao，zhangxinqueyazhutaxinkoujuliebodongdejinlian，

“haishixiangkanwobeizhachengciwei？”sumingyuebaifajintouxueshui，

zhijianshenxiantayaojianxuantielian——neisuolianzhengtanlanshunxijinxue，

zuoyebeixuanyinzongzhujichuandexiongguzailianxiayinyintouguang，xiangguozhejinsidecanpoyuqi。nujibengxianshengcieryulie！

situnanturanchekaiqianjin，baoluchuxinkouqianzhebingpozhudezhengningshangkou：“zhulaogou！

”tachuaifeijiaobianhehuanzongzhudekuilantoulu，neitoulufangunzhezaxiangjunzhen，

“nazheiketouhuannituibingbaili——fouzebenwangniesuibingpozhu，rangzhengzuozhuquewangchengpeizang！

”huangdizaixiangmanyemingzhudelongnianshangjiangzhu。bingponinghunzhuruobeihui，

qizhongfengyindesanwanyuanlingjiangtunshiqianlishengling——neishisitunanbainianqiantulubeiliangshi，

yongxiushihunpojiaoguanchudexiewu。guoshizhaowuyancongjiaoxiaosangaixiayinxiao：“nibugan！

zhuzisuileniyehuihunfeipo……”huayinweiluo，situnanwuzhiyicirushangkou！bingzhuliewenmanyandechanei，

wangchengfangxiangchuanlaididongshanyaodebaozhasheng，huanglingfangxiangtengqiguozhekuhaodeheiyan。“benwangdexiuluoguzaoliele，

”situnantianquzhijianjinxue，mangpaozaikuangfengzhonglieliezuoxiang，“lagehuanglingpeizangsuanlixi！

”huangditanruanzhuangfanliujinjiuzun，sihouzhemingjunduihouche。xuanjiahongliutuichaobanmeiruyumushi，

sumingyuehujuexinkoujinlianzhuotang——situnandeshangkouzhengjiangbingzhuwangtapiroulian！“shixingukendeshinihunpo，

bingzhuzhendeshiwoxiuluogu……”tabatadizaitangxuedeshuganshang，fuyehunzhejinxuenianzailiangrenpifujian，

“niworujinshishuanzaiyitiaolianshangdemazha。”tatongdaoquansuo，baifachanzhutawanjianxuantielian，

bingzhujingshunzhejinlianwenluzuanjintaxinkou，yugudujiaochengjutongdexuewang。yuanchuquepiaolaibeidishuangbaotaidekuhan，

hehuanzongcanbudewandaozaitamenbojinggechuxuexian：“zhenzhengdezhangshengyao！fouzewanletamenyanjing！

”situnanchixiaoshuaichusanmeidanwan。danwanzaibankongzhakaitiannifenwu，

hehuanzongzhugangxirubianhunshenkuilan：“jilesan？！nijingba**liancheng……”canjiaobeileishengtunmei。

sumingyuezaijutongzhongtaitou，zhijiansitunanyandijinmanghuansan——tashangkoubengliegengshen，

jinxuejintouletabanshensuyi。“dujujixu，xiaoyemao。”taranxuedeshouzhimosuotayanjiao，

“disidileiruochengzhu，nengbuwosanfenxiuluogu。”yumuwaihuyouqinyinpokong，

qishierzhanliulihundengfuxianzaigumujian，dengxinranshaodeheranshixiushiyuanshen！

lanpaodaorentazheqinxianxianshen：“sinandaoyou，xiangangdaludezhaigaihaile。”qinyingelieyumudechanei，

sumingyuebeisitunanshuaixianghoufang。tazhuangjinfuyedui，

yanzhengzhengkanzheqinxianjiaozhutabojing——danjinxuemanguoqinxianshi，xiansijingruhuoshebanfanshizouzhe！

lanpaodaorenbaotuizhanduanqinxian，hairandingzhezhangxinheiban：“nidexuenengwushixianqi？！

”“xiangangdalupaigelexiulaisongsi？”situnancaisuimandiliulideng，dengyoulideyuanshenaihaozhezuanrutashangkou，

“huiqugaosugudaolaoer……”tamoquchunbianjinxue，shuaizaidaorenlianshang，

“dangniantafurenweiqiuzhangshengpabenwangdechuangshi，jiaodekebizheiqinshengdongting。”daorenmuziyulie，

qiqiaoqueturanzuanchujinyan！canjiaoshengzhong，situnanyilinqinishuilidesumingyue：“renaokangoule？

”taxinkoujinliansuitayusubodong，bingzhuzaixueroulizhuotangfanjiao，“zaibukuzhuzi，

xiayigeshaochenghuidejiushi……”jinggaobeijianxiaodaduan！sanzhilonggujianshipokongxilai，

jianzujingkezhetianlanzongfuwen——shishimenqinglimenhudezhushengjian！sumingyuebennengpuxiangsitunan。

jianshiguanchuantajianjiashizhakaibinglanzhouyin，jinlianxuyingdangkongnufang，baifaruxuelangfanyongchengdun。

zhushengjianzailianyingzhongrongchengtieshui，taqueruandaozaitabeiwan，houbeijianchuangyongchudexuejingshijinlanjiaochandeyise。

“chunhuo，”situnansikaitacanpoyijin，zhijianzhanjinxuetuzaijianchuang，“zhushengjianzhuanmieshengnvyuanshen，

niyegandang？”jutongzhongtakanjiantashangkoubingzhufengkuangxuanzhuan，zijidexuezhengbeijinlianchouwangtaxinkou。

“bingpozhuzaitunwodexue……bunideshang？”tachuanxizhezhuazhutawangu，

“nizaosuanjihaode……”situnanhuranniezhutaxiababishi：“suanji？”tachekaizijiqianjin，

xinkoubingzhujingfenliechuzhuwangxuesizharutajinlian，“nidehaoshizunyongjiuzhuanlinglongyinzuoer，

pianwotunxiazheikezhuankexiuluogudeduzhu——ernishilianhuaduzhudeluding！”leishengzhaxiangdechanei，

gengduozhushengjianrubaoyuqingxie！situnanguozhetazaijianyuzhongtengnuo，jinxueyubingliansuixiemantianfeijian。

yizhijianshicaguotajingceshi，sumingyueturansihanchusheng——bushitonghu，shiguoxielinglideqingxiao！

fangyuanshizhangdejianyuyingshengningzhi，tabaifachanzhuzuijinsanzhijianshifanzhihuiqu，linzhongdunshixiangqifujizhedecanjiao。

“zhongyuyoudianshengnvyangzile……”situnantianqutayanjiaoxueleihunhedeyeti，neiyetiqueweiningzhu，“kexi，

shihenchulaide。”tahuransilieyoubeimangpao，luchusenranbeigu。gushangkemanxuesefuzhou，

cikezhengfengkuangtunshisizhoulingqi。“baojin！”talihezhejiangtaanzaixiongqian，

beiguhenhen**nidi——didongshanyao！xuesefuzhouruhuoshezuanrudimai，zhengpiansenlindegumugenxipotuerchu，

jiangqishiermingtianlanjianshoujiaochengrouni。lanpaodaorentengkongyutao，quebeitengmanchexiayunduan，

situnandegushouzhijietaojintadantian！“xiangangdaludegoutingzhe，”situnanniesuidaorentineiyuanying，

suiguangshunzheshoubeixuefuliurusumingyuexinkoujinlian，“zaigandongbenwangdeluding……”tajiangcanshishuaixianghuanglingfangxiang，

“xiacisaijinhuanglingde，jiushigudaolaoerdetou！”yanchensanjinshi，sumingyuezaijinxuejintoudenijianglifadou。

situnanbeigushouhuipirou，shangkouquebuzaiyuhe，jinxueshunzhezhijiandizaitacangbaidechunshang。“disiju，

”taranxuedeshouzhimiaomotameigu，“dunizheiludingshixianlianhuawodexiuluogu，

haishi……”linwaichuanlaibeidishuangbaotaixuruodewuyan，hehuanzongcanbuzhengyongdaojiantiaozhetamenyanjian：“zhangshengyao！

fouzexiayidaowantongren！”situnanturanlinqisumingyuetuixiangshengyuanchu。“shaletamen。”tashengyincuizhehanbing，

“yongtianlanzongdeshuangyuezhan——rangnishizunkankan，tayangdeludingshizenmesiyaotongmende。

”taliangqiangguizainishuili，xinkoujinliansuitaminglingzhuoshao，bingzhuzaixuerouliningchushuangren。

shuangbaotaidekuhancichuanermo，hehuanzongzhudedaojianyiguajinnvhaiyankuang——“a！！！

”shuangbaidaoguangsilieyumu。dengsumingyueqingxingshi，shouzhongbingrenzhengdizhexue，hehuanzongzhuyanhouchazhebanjieqinxian，

shuangbaotaiquanzaishiduihousesefadou。situnandelengxiaocongbeihouchuanlai：“zheiyidaopianlesancun，

kanlailudinghuohoubugoua……”tamengranzhuanshen，quejiantaxuanxueniansuizuihouyimingdixiudetoulu，

jinxuejintoudepaojiaosaoguomandilangjie。“huifu。”tacheguocanpodejiaoxiaozhangguozhuta，

“gaihuihuinineidaomaoanrandeshizunle。”baoyujianxieshi，sumingyuezaidianbodemacheshanghunchenyushui。

menglongjianganjuesitunandezhijiananzaitaxinkou，bingzhuyujinliandesicheqijibanhuanhe。“luding？

”tadiyuhunzhecheyuanshengnianguoerji，“tianlanzongpashiwangle……benwangzuishanzhangde，shibaduyaolianchengjieyao。

”chelianbeifengxianqiyijiao，wangchengfangxianghuoguangchongtian。

situnanhuranniezhutahoujingbixiangchuangkou：“kanqingchule——”huanglingfeixushangxuanfuzhejudadebingpozhuxuying，