yiqiankanguohenduoleisideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo,dan《xunuo》zheibuzhenderangwotingbuxialai,juqingbusutao,rensheyehenxinying。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:tahuranchenmoxialai,shoujilizhichuanlaitazhujianjiazhongdehuxisheng。woyemeishuohua,naixindedengzhetahuida。haobanshang,tacaixiaodao:“wozai……
第三章:笑话
yaozong,hewomenjituanshiyoushengyiwanglaide。
tadeshoujipingzhi,zhengshitadenver,yaojiajia。
yidanxiangmingbaileyijianshi,neisuoyoushiqingdouhuimanmanxiangmingbai。
liangnianqian,yaozongzaigongsiwanchengqianyue,shiwoquanquanfuzede。
neigeshihou,tatidaoguo,wohetanverhenxiang,haijiwokanletadebizhi。
zheijianshi,beiwofenxiangjilejiangci,neishitacixiaoyishengshuo:
“gennizhangdexiang?nengyouduoxiang?”
“daoshihouwokeyaojianjian。”
zheizhishijuwanxiaohua,hetongqianwanhou,wojiuhenshaojiandaoyaozong,rujinliangnianguoqu,yaobushituranxiangqilai,wojiukuaiwanglezheigerenle。
wanshangchifandeshihou,wodangzhejiangci,tiqilezheijianshi。
“nihaijideyaozongma?”
wojinjindidingzheta,buxiangcuoguotalianshangdebiaoqing。
guoran,taweiweiyijiang,ranhoujiwojialeyikuaizicai:
“shenmeyaozong,bujidele。”
wodiandiantou,budongshengsedebokaitajiwojiadecai,tixingdao:
“jiushiliangnianqiangenwogongsiqiandanzineigedalaoban,wofuzede。”
jiangcidixiatou,chilekoufan,jiliyanshineixindejinzhang。
“e,taa,xiangqilaile,zenmele?”
wokanzheta,gouqilechunjiao:
“meishi,jiushixiangdao,zheimedadekehu,yinggaihaohaoweixiguanxicaidui。”
“tingshuotayougenver,wozhunbeimaidianliwushangmenbaifang,nijuedemaishenmeheshi?”
talianseyibai,suijishenshendezhouqimei:
“buyongleba,douzheimezhangshijianle,renjiagujidouwangle。”
woxiangleyihui,caidao:“yehao,neijiuyihouzaishuoba,zheiliangtianwoyemang。”
tingwoshuowanzheijuhua,duimiandejiangci,mingxiansonglekouqi。
tayoujiwobolegexia,xiuzhangdeshouzhishifenhaokan。
tabaxiadidaowodezuibian,xiaodao:“laopo,nizuijinxinkule。”
wodeshixianluozaixiashang,buzhizenmede,naohaizhongzongshishanguotaheyaojiajiachiyigebingjilingdechangmian。
suihou,woyongkuaizibaxiajiazhu,caifangjinzuili。
zheidianxiaodongzuo,jiangcigenbengubushangguan,taxianzaixinliyinggaihenhuang。
guoran,henkuaitajiushuotachiwanle,zuodaoleshafaneibian。
tanachushouji,shouzhifeikuaiqiaoda。
woyenachushouji,diankai,tiezizaigangganggengxinle。
“wonvpengyoubuhuifaxianleba,tagangcaihurangenwotiqile,haohuang。”
“woshenmedoumeigenneigenvhaizuoguo,jiushikantazhangdexiangyuanlaidenvpengyou,zaitashenshangzhaodian**gan。”
“我该怎么办?”
很快有人评论:
“shenmedoumeizuoguo,zhiyiqiquyouleyuan。”
“haishiganjinduanle,genninvpengyoutanpaiba,xianzaibijinghaimei**,haibusuanwan。”
“nibushinilema,fenlebei,biehuohainvpengyoule。”
zheixiepinglun,jiangcidoumeiyouhuifu。
tazuozaishafashang,zhouzhemeitoukanzheshouji,xinlibuzhizaixiangshenme。
woquerenleyixiazijidezhanghao,meirennengrenchulaizhihou,yefaleyitiaopinglun:
“biepa,ninvpengyouyaoshizhidaojiuhuigennitanpaide,genzhezijidexinzouba。”
fawanzheitiao,wojiubashoujifangdaozhuoshang,qushoushiwankuaile。
dengwoshoushiwan,yekandaolejiangcidehuifu。
pinglunlineimeduotiaorangtagaixieguizhengdejianyi,taquandangkanbujian,zhihuifulewo:
“nishuodemeicuo,tabukenengzhidao,zhishiqiaohe。fanzhengwomenshenmedoumeifasheng,zhidaolewoyebupa。”
kanzheneiyichuanwenzi,woxinlihaoxiangbeirenyongyibadaoluanchuo,worenbuzhulengxiaoleyisheng。
xunuoaxunuo,zheijiushinixihuanlebanianderen。
你还真是个笑话。
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