相亲那天我社死了雪饼-著

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第1章

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xiangqinduixiangwenwenerya，xiangmaoyingjun。

zhikexi，wozhixiangzougeguochang。

chengnianrenxianzaizhixiangtangping，lianaishenmedeshizaishitaileile，haishiyigerenshufu。

zuizuizuizhongyaodeshi，tachidaoleyigexiaoshi，kanqilaiyeshibeipolaideyangzi。

henhao，kanlaizheicijieshuzhihoujiunenggezhaogemale。

xiangdaozheili，wodexinqingdoukaishiqueyueqilai。

「zhendebuhaoyisi，shen**，」

xiangqinduixiangyilianqianyi，lianlianxiangwozhiqian，「linshiyouanjian，shizaishimeizoukai，danwunishijianle。」

「meishimeishi，」wolianlianbaishou，doushichangmianhuama，wodong，「buyaojin。」

「zheidunfanwolaiqingba，」xixiulimaodijiangcaidandijiwo，「jiudangshipeizui。」

「buyong，womenaajiuhaole。」wohuangmangjujue，yaozhidaoxiaoxianchengdifangxiao，wokebuxiangbierenbeidilishuoshenmexianhua。

xixiuyanlideguangsihuandanxialai：「hao，doutingshen**de。」

dengcaidegongfu，xixiujiandanzuoleziwojieshao。chuyulimao，woziranyeduizijideqingkuangjieshaolexiexu，zhishimolebuchongleyijuhua：「......kandechulaixixianshengyeshilaizougeguochangde，zhengqiaowoyebuxiangtanlianai，zhihouwomenzailiaotianruanjianshangshuobuheshijiuhaole。」

xixiudongledongzuichun：「neigaiyongshenmeliyouni？」

wohenzirandishuodao：「henduoa，keyishuowobuxihuannidezhiye，bijingshishikekedouhenweixian。」

buzhidaoshibushicuojue，zongganjuexixiudenglewoyiyan。

「doutingshen**de。」xixiumianwubiaoqingdishuodao。

wohouzhihoujuedibuchongdao：「wobushineigeyisi！」

席修：「嗯。」

wudawuzhuangchulezheizhongxiaochaqu，woganjuezheicixiangqindagaiyeshiliangle。

yuandasuanchiwanfanjiuhuiqu，naxiangdaohaimeichiwan，zhizijiupaodaolewoshenbian：「xiaoyixiaoyi！」

「ai，nizenmezaizhei？」wofangxiakuaizi，「nibamani？」

「womenchiwanzhunbeizoule，」zhizizhilezhimenkouhanxiaokanzhewodeliangfuqi，taochuzijideshoujiyaojiwokan，「xiaoyi，wangzhekeyizhibole！wozuotianchangshilexiahailulehuifang！」

「e，zheiyanga，」woxiaomimiditantouguoqu，wanquanmeiyishidaotajiexialaiyaobofangdeshishenmedongxi，「hanjiayoushijiankeyi......」

「jujuewanglian，congwozuoqi，jiandingbuyi，cpdd。」

wokangqiangyoulideshengyincongmianqiandeyangshengqilichuanchu，tongshihaibansuizhewodeguikulanghao：「aaaaxiangtanlianaia，nanrenanizainaa！！！」

woyanqianyihei：lianggeshengyingaoduzhonghe，jiulianxiangshuobushizijidoubuxing。

pianpianzhizihaitebiexingfen：「xiaoyi，wozuotianluxialaileai，womenlianggerendayouxideshihou......」

wozaizhizidiediebuxiudebeijingyinlixinxudikanxiangxixiu，houzheyezhengwenhedikanzhewo。

woyuanyiweixixiumeirenchulai，nazhidaotaxiayijuhuajiurangwochedidaxiaolezheigeniantou。

tashuo：「shen**，zhendetingyoumode。」

zheixiawodeyanqianshichediheile。

「hahahahahasuoyizhihouni？」guimilinzhizhixiaodeqianyanghouhe，「suoyinidaozuihoushizenmebandea。」

「nengzenmeban，」wowunaiditanleyikouqi，「dangzheijianshimeifashengguo，fanzhengjialehaoyouyemeizaishuoguohua。」

「yeshi，fanzhengnishiwanchengrenwule。」linzhizhiruoyousuosidishengyinconghuatonglichuanlechulai，「fanzhengzanmabuhuizaiyinweinibuhuixiangqinerjueshile。」

huixiangqiqianjirifangjiahuijia，womayinweiwoyoumeidainanpengyouyongjueshibipowoxiangqinerxinyouyuji。

poyuwunai，wozhinengjieshoulezheimenxiangqin。

danshisheiyemeishuoxiangqinjiudekanduiyanlebushi？kanbuzhongnandaobushihenzhengchang？

「bushuozheigele，wodehaojiejie，」linzhizhihenkuaihuanlegehuati，「wowangzhekajinjisaishangbuqule，nidaiwoyiba。」

「laile。」wodayingdao。

shangxianyaoqinglinzhizhizuduideshihou，wangluobodongleyixia，wobuzhidaodiandaolesheishenshang，genlinzhizhitongshijinlaidehaiyouyigeburenshidetouxiang。

「a？haohaohao，shenyounibeizhewojinwuzangjiaolebushi！」linzhizhiyiweizheirenworenshi，yifukanrenaobuxianshidadeyuqi，「qiaoqiaoqiaoqiao，shuoshiyaodaiwo，shijishangshiyaogenwoxiuenai。」

「bushi，woganggangshouhuadiancuole，」wokanleyanneirendemingzi，houmianhaigenzhekuohao，kanqilaishiwodeweixinhaoyou，danshibeizhuqueburenshi，lajinlaiyebuhaoyisiti，「buhaoyisiagemen，wobuxiaoxinlacuole。」

yuwang：「meishi，kaiba。」

wo：「......」

啊？

zheigemenshiwanquanmeigetdaowoyisi。

woyebuhaoyisijixukaikouganren。

yucitongshi，yuwangdezhibojian——

「zheirenshisheia？wanggehaizhenshibudaimeizeyi，yidaimeijiushilianggerena？」

「woquannihaishibiexiashuole，gangkanlezheiliangmeimeizhuye，doushiguofu，kanqilaiyeshizhenlacuorenle。」

「wanggebukuishichizheiwanfande，jiemuxiaoguozhenshilamanle。」

......

womensangerendaleyibayouyiba，yuanbenhaiyouxieqihongdelinzhizhixianzaishiwanquankeqilewomenlianggerendecp。

「jiangzhendeniduikangluyaoshenmelana！」

「dayehairangniduotashenhou，haohaohao，doubuyongguanzhongludesihuo，wodemingzixianzaijiaojifei！」

......

yuwangyizhidoumeiyoukaimaishuohua，wohelinzhizhizhujianfangsongxialai，liaotianyekaishibujinxianyuyouxiqilai。

「shuozhende，nixiangqinduixiangbukaolvyixiaa？」linzhizhitingwomiaoshu，daoshijuedexixiupiqihaisuanshibucuo，「suiranshuochidaoleyigeduoxiaoshi，dankanqilaizheimemang，yaoshijiehunleyizhibuzaijiayetinghaode。」

zhibojiandeyuwangjuliedikesouqilai。

dangran，wohelinzhizhishibuzhiqingde。

「meibanfa，xianzaixihuanyigeren。」womanbujingxindihuida，「nixiangxiang，xianzaiwomenlianggerenhainengyiqiwanyouxi，wanyizhihoutanlianaile，zanliangkejiumeifayiqishangfenle。」

「nibushizuixihuanjingchalema？」

「renzongshihuibiandema！」

buzhidaoshibushicuojue，pingmulidedayezaitingdaowozheijuhuadeshihou，bangwodalanbuffdedongzuodunleyixia，jinjiezheyigechengjiebalanshourunangzhong，yangzhangerqudetongshihaichenjifaleyige「baoqian」dequanbuwenzi。

yuwang：「buhaoyisi，shouhua。」

woyebuhaoyisishuoxieshenme：「meishimeishi，wobuyaolanyexing。」

yuwang：「dawanzheibaxiale。」

wogenlinzhizhiziranmeiyouyiyi。

yuwangneibiandezhibojiandaoshirenaoqilai。

「yoyoyo，wanggezheishizalea？tingdaorenjiayouxiangqinduixiangjiubugaoxing，haishuoshishouhua，zheimingxianjiushiguyidea。wokebuxinwanggezheizhong2400fenduandehaikongbuhaoxueliang。」

「lawanggedemeizishiwanggedehaoyou，nimendoumeizhuyidaoma？shuobudingjiushiwanggexianshilirenshiderenni。」

......

buguanzhibojianlishuoxieshenme，yuwangzhishicongcongdaoqianjiuxialebo。

shoujibeixixiuxiping，anxialaidepingmulishihaokandetaohuayan，zhishiciketadeyanjingliyingmanlehuianbumingdeqingxu。

「bushishuozuixihuanjingchalema。」

「小骗子。」