zuijuqianlijiazuo《xirizhanshenlongshuailimu》，ganjinyuedubuyaocuoguohaowen！xiaoshuozhurengongyoulimujiangzhiyu，yeshishilizuozheyandaijingxinbianxiewanchengde。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijingcaidejuqingheshengdongderenwuxingxiang，huodeleguangdaduzhedexiaiyutuichong。buguolimuyenenglijie，bijingjirendangqingfubutaiguangcai，tazheimeshuoyeshizaiweihuzijidezizunxinba？limudianlediantou，jishihuiyingjiangzhiyu，yeshizaiweizijide……
第13章
diertianyizao，limujiulaidaolesushijituandasha。
yuzhiqianbutong，zheiyihui，meiyourenherenzulan，shenzhijizijiyinludedoushizongcaimishuniexiaoyu。
zheiranglimuyouxieyiwai，tongshiyouzhongbutaimiaodeganjue。
bijingzheigekouchilinglidexiaoyatoukeshizaidianhuali“jinggao”guozijide，taidushifenbuyouhao，zheihuierchuxianzaizheilikebushishenmehaozhaotou。
niexiaoyudegezibugao，chuanzheyishenganlianjianyuedehuisexizhuang，duanfachuier，shuobushangpiaoliang，danshihenyouqizhi。
niexiaoyulengzhelian，taiduhenshilengmo。
yaobushisuxiaowanfeibizhetalaiwanchenggongzuo，tacaibuhuixialaiyingjieni！
bieshuoshilimuzheizhongmeiyoushenfende“feiwu”，yiniexiaoyudeshenfen，jiusuanshiyouguanlingdaolaile，yingbuyingjieyedekantadexinqing。
niexiaoyukandaolimuliangezhaohudoubuda，xinlidebushuanggengjiazhonglejifen，lenghengyisheng，fanlefanbaiyan，“zouba，suzongdengnini！yidianshijianguanniandoumeiyou，juranrangsuzongdengni，zenmehaoyiside，heng！”
limulandegentajijiao，genzaihoumianshangledianti。
diantihenkuaishengdaole52ceng。
“zaizheidengzhe。”niexiaoyulengshengduilimushuodao，suihouqiaoxianglezongcaibangongshidedamen，“suzong，rendaole。”
“rangtajinlaiba！”yigeqingcuideshengyincongmenneichuanchulai。
“heng！jinquba，dongdianlimao！zhenbuzhidaozongcaizenmexiangde，huijiannizheiyangderen。”
niexiaoyuhengjidao，suihouqihuhudehuidaolezijidebangongzhuoshang。
limuyijiumeiyoulihui，jingzhituikailesuxiaowanbangongshidedamen，tabuerru。
zheiyijudongyouyindeniexiaoyuyizhenbaiyan。
mennei，zuozaibangongzhuohoudesuxiaowanyupingshiyouxiebutong。
jintiandetameiyouchuanzhiyezhuang，ershichuanleyishenzuogongjingliangdewuxiuheisediaohuaqipao，tongtiqihei，zhiyouxiongqiandianzhuizheliangduobaihua。
tadezhangfawanchengfajikunzhazainaohou，shangmianzhaleyigenyuzan，yuzandelingyitoudiaozheyilvhuangjindeliusu，zhenggerenxiandeganliandetongshi，duolejifenwumei。
suxiaowandeshencaibenlaijiujihao，zheiyishendabangengshixiandeaotuyouzhi，sanfachuyigumirendeweidao。
dangran，zuiyinlimuzhumudehaishineizhangrujinggongdiaozhuobanmeiyandongrendelianpang。
sihushiganshoudaolelimudemuguang，suxiaowanhuanhuantaiqitou，kanxianglelimu。
shangshenyijianheisechenshan，lingkoudekouzichangzhe，yixiusuiyidewanleshangqu，xiamianchuanleyitiaozangqingsedexiku。
rucisuiyidechuandarangchuanyishifenjiangjiudesuxiaowanweiweizhouqilemei。
suxiaowanlveguoyizhe，jiangmuguangtouxianglelimudelian，jianmeixingmu，muguangshensui，yanshenzhizhongdaizheyigulangdangbujideganjue。
neizhanglianshuobushangjunmeijuelun，danshiwuguanfenming，youlengyoujiao，daoyesuanshizhangdebucuo。
kanwanlimudemianmaohechuanzhe，suxiaowanyedaticaicechulelimudexingge。
xinzhongandao，guoranxiangsutianyangdexuanrenfengge。
“tingshuonidebishiquanduile，haizhichulewomentimulidecuowu，zheixiedoushisutianyangjiaonide？”
suxiaowanbaozhegebo，bulengbudandewendao。
“wogensulaotourenshideshijianbuzhang，tameijiaoguowoshenmebenshi。neixiedongxidoushizaizhanchangshangxuede，doushixiediaochongxiaoji，buzhiyiti。”
limudunledun，jixushuo，“buguo，sulaotoubanglewoyigedamang，wodehaitayigerenqing，laihunizhouquan。”
tingdaosulaotousangezideshihou，suxiaowanyanlidewenduzhujiantunqu，querdaizhideshiyimoshenshendebingleng。
suxiaowanchixiaoyisheng，“neiwojiugongxinile，nibeiluqule。”
limuyanjingyimi，gaobuqingchusuxiaowandetaiduweishenmehuiyibaibashidudazhuanwan。
“buguobushizongcaizhuli，ershizuidijidebaobiao，zaiwaiweidangpaohuideneizhong。zenmeyang？niyuanyima？”
suxiaowanlenglengdeshuodao，yanshenlihaidaizheyisizhengning。
limushanshanyixiao，“womeiwentide。zhiyaonengbaohuni，shenmezhiweidouwusuowei。”
suxiaowanfanlefanbaiyan，“su…sutianyang，xianzaizainali？neigelaobusidehaihuozhema？”
“死了。”
limuhuidadegancuilisuo，shenzhibudairenheganqing。
bijingjiujingshachang，zaoyikanguanleshengshengsisi，fenfenhehe。
tingdaoneilianggezideshihou，suxiaowandeshenziyizhi，yanjiaoyewuyishidewangxiayichui。
yizhongnanyimingshuodefuzaqingxuyongshangxintou。
taditoukanlekanzijiyishendeheiyi，antanyisheng，zheisuanshimingmingzhizhongziyoutianyima？
neigehaisifumuderen，tasile，tazhongyusile！
keruguoliantayesile，zijiweiyidexueqinyemeile，zheigeshijieshangjiuzaiyemeiyouyigerenlaiaizijile！
suxiaowanturandaxiaoqilai，“haha，sidehao，sidehaoa！”
suxiaowandexiaoshengyuelaiyuejianrui，yuelaiyuezhandou，yuelaiyuezhengning。
keshixiaozhexiaozhe，yanleixiangshijindouziyibancongsuxiaowandeyanjingligunluolechulai。
yanleiyueliuyuexiong，suxiaowanguzhidequmo，keshizenmemodoumobudiao，zhuangdoukuhuale，yemeiyouzhizhu，zhangzhangdejiemaoshangyeguashangleshiluludeleizhu。
“lianniyeyaosashouerqu，paoxiawobuguanlema？a？”
suxiaowandeshenziweiweiwanqu，zhiqianlianshangdeshencaiyiqubufufan，querdaizhideshicuiruohewuzhu。
zheizhongzhuangtaixiadesuxiaowan，caigengxiangzheigenianjidenvhaiyinggaiyoudeyangzi。
limuzhidaotamenyesunzhijiandegushi，yezhidaoneijianshijisuxiaowanzaochengleduodadechuangshang，danshitabingmeiyouanweisuxiaowan。
sutianyanggaosulelimuhenduosuxiaowandeshiqing，baokuonazhefumudeguhuinaxiagongsidekongzhiquan。
limulejiesuxiaowanpiqi，cengjingdechuangshangbuhuiyinweisuxiaowandeqiangyingerziyu，tamenzhibuguoshibeisuxiaowanqiangxingyazhizailexindi。
jianqianghebinglengzhibuguoshisuxiaowanbaohuzijidewaiqiaoeryi。
zheigeshihourangtabaqingxushifangchulai，fanershizuijiadexuanze。
suxiaowandeliansebianleyoubian，turanyishidaozijishenbianhaizhanzheyigewairen，tayishidaolezijideshitai，qiangxingbishangshuangyan，zhizhuleleishui。
suxiaowanshenxileyikouqi，shuangshoumoleyibalian，zaicizhengkaiyandeshihou，youhuifulezhiqianbinglengdezhuangtai。
“kangoulema？jirandayinglewo，neijiuganjingunhuiqujiashoushidongxi，yihounidejianmingjiuguiwole。”
suxiaowanehenhendeshuodao，yanshenzhizhongduoleyisinongnongdehenyi。
limuzhidaoaojiaodesuxiaowanzheishizaiyuanhenzijikandaoletadeshitai，suoyicaikouchueyan。
limuyemeiyouzeguai，“nixianzaiqueshixuyaoyigerenjingyijing。neiwoxianhuiqu，youshenmeshiqing，nisuishijiaowo。”
shuowan，limuzhuanshenjiuzou。
jiuzailimuzoudaomenkoudeshihou，turanbeisuxiaowanjiaozhu，“dengdeng。”
“woturanxiangqiyijianshi，haizhendehenxuyaonini！hehe。”
limuzhuanguotou，kanxiangsuxiaowan，“shenmeshiqing？”
yangguangzhaoshezaitadelianshang，yuanbencuzhedemeitoujianjiansongkai，luchuyifupixiaoroubuxiaodeshenqing，yanjinglichongmanleyuanhen，“wutianyihou，woyaoqucanjiayigehezuohuobandehunli，daoshihounibixudaochang，baohuwodeanquan，bunengchuxianrenheshanshi，nengzuodaoba？”
limudiandiantou，suijiyaowangwaizou。
suxiaowandeshengyinzaicichuanlai，“e，duile，woneigehezuohuobanjiaoqizhijian，tayaozaiwutianyihouzaiyigejiaolimudelingqianjuxinghunli，yanqingquanchengni！buguohaoqiaoa，neigefeiwuyejiaolimu！”
shuodaohoumiandeshihou，suxiaowanzuanzhequantou，yaoyaqiechi，manyanedu。
limudeshenzishaoweidunleyixia，rengxiayiju“haode”，bianlikailesushidasha。
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huijialushang，limuyiyanbufa，xinlikuxiao，zijidediliuganhaizhenshizhun，shuomeihaoshi，haizhendemeihaoshi！
jiuzailimuchushendeshihou，dianhuaxiangleqilai。
是个陌生号码。
limuanxialejietingjian，suxiaowandeshengyincongtingtonglichuanlechulai。
“gangcaiwanglegaosunile，woshibuhuigenzheizhongfeiwuyiqichuxianzaixianchangde。”
“danshi，niderenwujiushibixudedaochang，tingdedongma？hahaha......”
啪嗒......
budenglimuhuifu，suxiaowanzhijieguaduanledianhua。
limuqideyaoleyaoya，zheishicunxinrangwonankana！
sulaotouasulaotou，nishuonizheigesunnvyezhenshigoukeyide，mingminghendeshini，feiyaobamaotouduixiangwo，zheijiaoshenmeshiera！
niyaoshiwandiansijiuhaole。
ai，kanlaizheichanglingtanghunlishiduobuguole。
sheijiaowoqianniyitiaomingni？
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