《xiaoshunbushitian，shidangshifunitu》zhujiaoweiluhanxiaowu，zuozhefengxixirumuchunfengdenaodonggenxiangxiangli，qingjiehuanhuanxiangkou，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。ranhou，tashalenglengdizhanzaineili，dengzhejuexingqigan，ganyingdaotiandilingqidecunzai。zhishi，taganyinglebantian，……
“jiuwuerqi，baxijiaoshuiduanchuqudaole！”
xiaowugangpaowanjiao，bianchongzhemenwaihandao。
raner，guolehaoyihuier，yebujiandongjing。
shenweiliufudaxiaojiedetieshenyahuan，xiaowuduizheibangjianudepiqikebutaihao，tameimaoyining，qishenbianchongchuqu，madao：“jiuwuerqi，nisinaqule？yi？”
xiaowugangyichumen，bianjianbengaizaixiaoyuanzhongdasaodejiuwuerqi，daozaidishangliangyanfanbai，hunmibuxing。
taqideshangqianjiushiyijiao。
“又装死！”
raner，zheijiuwuerqiyidongbudong。
“来人！”
xiaowuyishengnuhou，lijiyoulianggeqingyixiaomaodejianu，paojinlexiaoyuan。
“kankantasilemeiyou？silejiutuochuquweigou！”
“是！”
liangrenshenshangyifuxiuzhebianhao，fenbieshijiuwuerwu，jiuwuerliu。
ranerzheishi，jiuwuerqihuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing，yilianmangran。
“我是谁？”
“我在哪？”
“谁特么踢我？”
chaneijian，luhanmuguangyingxianglefushizhezijideneiyishuangnumuershideyanjing，yiji，taneiyishendaban。
“古装？”
“我穿越了？”
chaneijian，luhandenaohaizhongyongxianchuchaoshuibandejiyi。
自己真的穿越了。
真武大陆。
大夏帝国。
白云城。
柳家。
zheishiyigewudaochanglong，qiangzheweizundexuanhuanshijie，erziyichuanyuedeyuanshen，zhishiliujiayigeshenfenzuibeijiandejianu，meiyoumingzi，bianhaojiuwuerqi。
putongfanrenyige，meiyousihaodexiuliantianfu。
ermianqianzheigenumuxiangxiangdenvren，mingjiaoxiaowu，shiliujiadaxiaojiedetieshennubi，zailiufuxiaozhangbahu，zijizheixieqianyuandejianu，zaitayanlihegouyemeiqubie。
错了。
连狗都不如。
yinweixiaowuyouxiuwei，ningqijingdayuanmanjingjie，zailiufusuoyoudejianuzhong，yeshishuyishuerdecunzai，suoyinengzailiujiadaxiaojieshenbianshihouzhe。
zhenwudaluxiuliansidajichujingjie：ningqijing，zhenwujing，tianyuanjing，yukongjing，meiyidajingjie，youfenweichuqi，zhongqi，houqi，dayuanmanjingjie。
“kaijudiyunandua！”
luhanxinzhongaitan，liufunaishibaiyunchengwudaoshijia，zhenggeliufujiuguowanren。
pangbianlingwailianggejianu，jiuwuerwu，jiuwuerliu，yedoushimeiyouxiuweideputongren。
“zhuangsi？gunqubaxijiaoshuidaole！”
xiaowuyankanzheijiahuoxingle，yijiaoyouyaotiguolai。
luhanlijipaleqilai，renzhetengtong，zhengzhunbeiqudaoxijiaoshui，renzaiwuyanxia，budebuditoua。
这时……
“ding！【tiangouxitong】zhengzaibangdingzhong，bangdingchenggong！”
luhanzhijielengzhule，xianshiyixi，erhou，youshiyinu。
“shenmegui？tiangouxitong？biekaiwanxiaole，laoziqingyuansilezaichuanhuiqu，yebudangshenmetiangou！”
陆寒心中怒吼。
xitong：“wozhidaonihenji，dannixianbieji！benxitongzhiyourencuoren，meiyoubangcuorende！zhiyaoguitianbiziyiqiangdenvren，jiukeyihuodejingyanzhi，jingyanzhikeyiyonglaitishengxiuweijingjie！”
“lingwai，meitishengyigexiaojingjie，jianghuodejinengdian1ge！”
“meitishengyigedajingjie，jianghuodejinengdian10ge！”
“jinengdian，keyongyutishengwuji！”
“benxitongzhitigongjiangli，butigongrenwu，buchuanshouguitianfangfa，zenmetian，quankaosuzhuzixingfahui！”
“youqingtishi：qiangzhecaizhidetian，guitianyuzijitongjingjiejiyixiadenvren，wuxiao！”
“以上，告辞！”
ranhou，xitongzaiwushengyin。
luhanshayanle，zheisihu……yebushibunengjieshoua！bujiushitianma？yanxisheibuhui，youbushizhentian！
这时……
“nishale？lengzheganshenme？meitingdaowoshuodehua？”
xiaowudeshengyin，zailuhandeerbianzhaxiang。
“这个小贱婢！”
luhanxinzhonganma，huranyileng，zheixiaowudexiuweikebizijiqiangdeduole，zhangdeyetingbiaozhi，zenmeshuoyenengsuanshigexiaomeinv，qiaolemabushi，mubiaobujiuzaiyanqianma？
“且慢！”
luhanlingjiyidong，lianshangdebiaoqing，biandewubizhengjing，dao：“xiaowujiejiegangcaineiyijiao，tidehaoa！yaobushizheiyijiao，xiaodezhipashihunsiguoqu，doumeiyourenzhidao，zheishijiumingdeyijiaoa！”
beitileyijiao，haitianzhelianshanglaishuotidehao，suanbusuantian？
luhanbuqueding，suoyiyaoshishi。
“啊？”
小舞愣住了。
pangbiandejiuwuerwu，jiuwuerliu，douxiangkanshaziyiyangkanzheluhan。
“zheixiaozishibushibeitishale？”
raner，luhanqueshibulihuisanrenneijingyadimuguang，tademianqianfuxianyigexuhuandejiemian，xiafangyouyigejingyantiao。
shuowangangcaineifanhuazhihou，jingyantiaocongzuodaoyoujisucuanguoqu，shunjianjiulamanle。
lamanzhihou，youbianchuxianlelianggezi——shengji！
“haixuyaoshoudongshengji？”
luhananzitucao，buguozheidaoyejiandan。
刚一点升级。
“嗖！”
yitiaowuxingdejinlongcongluhanjiaodipanxuanshengqi，jianjianxiaosan。
“突破了？”
luhanxinzhongdaxi，shunjianganjuezijifangfotuotaihuangu，zhonghuoxinsheng，tineilingqiliuzhuanziru，fenmingyitupodaoleningqijingchuqijingjie。
“技能点+1！”
luhanxinzhongkuangxi，dongdongzuipizi，jiuzheimejiandan？
舔狗系统……
真香！
xiaowuhuranlengleyixia，taganjueluhanyoudianbuduijing，cirenhaoxiang……biandebuyiyangle，tazixiyiganying，dunshidachiyijing。
“ni……youqiganle？jingrandadaoningqijingchuqijingjiele？”
jiuwuerwu，jiuwuerliuerrendoudaidaidikanzheluhan。
luhanzhengsedao：“wogangcaibushishuoleme，xiaowujiejiezheiyijiao，kebuguangshijiulewoyiming，erqie，haidatonglewoderenduermai，lingwoshunjiankaileqiao，yijutupo，dadaoleningqijing！zheinalishitiwo，fenmingshidianhuawoa！”
嗖！
jingyantiaowangyoucuanleyijie，dagaiwufenzhiyidezhangdu。
“kanlaihaiyaogatianhaojicia！”
陆寒心中计算着。
xiaowubeihudeyilengyilengde，dixiatoukanleyiyanzijidejiao，xinshuo，nandaotashuodeshizhende？
zijizhendeyijiao，zhenghaojiangtaderenduermaidatongle？
不可能吧？
“xiaowujiejiedeyuzu，guoranyoudianshichengjindexiaoguo，zheixijiaoshuikebunengdaole，zheibulangfeima？yonglaipaozao，xiaoguodingrangengshenqi！nimensheiyebiegenwoqiang！”
luhanluqixiuzi，jiuyaochongshangwuzhong，qiangneixijiaoshui。
嗖！
jingyantiaoyouzhangleyidajie，yijingyixiaobanle。
“zheizhongxiaoshi，wolai！”
“我来！”
pangbianlianggejiahuoyijidong，shunjianjiuqiangzhechongshangqianqule。
jiuwuerqizheigefeiwu，dounengtupojuexingqigan，yibukuaruningqijingchuqi，meidaolitamenbuxinga！
zuizhong，shijiuwuerwuzheixiaoziqiangxianyibu。
jieguo，zheixiaozizuodegengjue，taduanqixijiaoshui，zhijiejiuwangzuilikuangguan。
“wuge，fenyidianwoa！”
jiuwuerliuzheijiahuozaipangbianjidetiaojiao。
小舞看得目瞪口呆。
luhanyeshiyilianzhenjingzhise，zhifanexin，anzizashe。
“zheilianggetiangou，biwoyouqiantua！gouxitong，nishibushibangcuorenle？”
修仙界废柴，意外绑定躺平系统，越努力嘎的越快
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