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小说简介

《xinshuochangtaotainuomi？wogentahechangqilin》shiganchihuojimianchuangzuodeyibuyinrenrushengdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoyuyangnuomimianlinzhetiaozhanyukunjing，tongguoyongqihezhihuizhaodaolejiejuewentidefangfa。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishengdongdemiaoxiehezhenshideqingganrangduzheshenshougandong。lianxiangdaogangcaidehuamian，neishenmeerciyuannvzhutongkuanchaozhenshifangzhen，yibiyifukeduogongnengshencengcianmoquanxintiyan，quanzidonggaoke……。

精彩章节

“ding~qingwensuzhushifouxuyaoxianzaiquchulaishiyong？”

“不需要！”

“dingdong~gongxisuzhuyijingdadaoleyiwanpuguangzhichenggongjiesuoxitongshangcheng！”

“qingsuzhubuyaoqinei，nulihuodepuguangzhihoukeyizaixitongshangchenglimianduihuanzhongzhenxiongfengdaoju，benxitongwenxintishi，gongyongshengbeihezhongzhenxiongfengdaojudapeishiyonghuiyouqixiao。”

benlaitingdaozijijiesuoxitongshangchengshiyuyanghaimanlianxiaorong，danshitingdaohoumian，tachedibengbuzhule。

“wozaishuoyibian，woshibuxiangyongzheigedaoju，erbushiyongbulezheigedaoju，zheiliangzhezhijiangezheyidaoyinhexi，doyouknow？”

“ding~wodongde，suzhu（aimeidijimeinongyan）”

meiyouzailihuizirenweihenyoumodexitong，yuyangkaishichakanqilailexitongshangcheng。

manmande，tadeyanshencongzuikaishidejidongwanfen，zhujianbiandemeitoujinsuo，zaibukezhixindirourouyanjingquerenzijimeiyoukancuohou，zuihougengshifangruolaosengrudingbanguiyupingjing。

tashenxiyikouqi，xunwendao：“xitong，nizaijieshaoyibiannishishenmexitonglaizhe？”

“dingdong~benxitongshizhiliyudazaochujiwanqianguanghuanyuyishen，bangzhusuzhuchengweizhenzhengdeyulehuangdidewusiqiaopiwanrenmixiaokeaixitongya~”

“你放屁！！！”

“mafanjieshiyixia，weishenmezheigesuoweidexitongshangcheng，limianquanbudoushineigelaoshenzigonggongshengbeideyanshengpin！！”

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余阳仰天长啸。

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“dingdong~jiancedaoxitongshangchengfashengcuowu，zhengzaixiufuzhong……”

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简直笑话！

youneixiepuguangzhi，yuyangningyuanquduihuanxitongsirenshoujicangkudeneixiezangpin，yebuhuilangfeizaineixielandajiededongxishangqu。

dangran，shixianshengming，zheizhishiyigejiandandeduibi。

tajuebuhuizoushangxitongdelaolu，gaoxitongneiyitaowaimenxiedao！

……

yuyangchakanleyixiaxianzaidepuguangzhi，yijingliangwanduoyidianle，bingqiehaizaibuduanpansheng。

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tasuishounaqizijideshouji，dianjinledouyinlimian。

“hewozaichengdoudejietouzouyizouwuwowuwo~”

“zhidaosuoyoudedengdouximieleyebutingliu”

……

“ng？”tingjianshuxidegesheng，yuyangyouxieyiwai。