《xiashanhou，shijiezhaoshangmen》zheipianyoulinlangxiaojiuwuxiedexiaoshuo，gushiqingjiecuozongfuzayihuankouyihuan。jirenyouzhongyikouqikandaodideganjue。zhujiaoshiyezixinglinqiongyin，《xiashanhou，shijiezhaoshangmen》jianjie：“dangnianneijianshi，wojiuzhidaozheimeduole，qitadewoyebuqingchu，nihaimanbaguadema。”linqiongyinkanzheyezixing，tazhendezhengjinglexuduo……
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zheigeshihoutalaiganshenmea，linqiongyinxinlizheji，tajingranhaiganhuilai，linjiabuhuifangguotade。
nainaikandaoyezixingyishenditanhuodeyifu，haiyoupengluandetoufa，congtoudaojiaodoushimeipin，huotuotuodeyigexiangbalao，meixiangdaolinqiongyinjingranhezheizhongnanren**。
“jiamenbuxing，jiamenbuxinga。”nainaiqidehunshenzhandou，manliandekusangdeshuozhe。
linqiongyindeshushuchaozheyezixingzouqu，tayixiazizhuazhuyezixingdeyiling，：“hunzhangdongxi，nihaiganhuilai，”linlongfennuzhiji。
“biejidong，ai，biejidong，xianfangshou。”
yezixingbaikailinlongdeshou，tagengemeishirenside，haizaixiao，linqiongyintongkudebishangyanjing，heziji**denanren，jingranzheimebukan，zheigeshihouhaihuilai。
linyanxiangqianyibu，“hunzhangdongxi，nihaiganhuilai，dianwulinjiadenvren，haihuilaixuanyaoyifanshiba！”
yezixingmizheyanjingduizhelinyanshuodao：“zheiliyougoua，wodangranyaohuilaile，bagoujiuchulai。”
“shuoshenmeguihua，shenmegou？naoziyouwentibani。”
linyanbuzhidaoyezixingshuodeshishenme。
“啪！”
yezixingyibazhangjiudalinyandelianshang，linyanbeidaleyigecuixiang，yezixingshuodao：“goujiushinia，wolaishibanijiuchulaide。”
yezixingzheiyibazhang，rangzhenggelinjiarendouzhenjingle，tajinlaijiudaren，yidiandoubuzhidaohaipa。
“fangsi，zheishinixiaozhangdedifangma！laia，bazheixiaozidacan！”
linjianainainuheyisheng，yiqunrenjiuchaozheyezixingchonglai。
yezixinglianmanghoutuiyibu，tadanshoushenchu：“ai，dengyixia，wobangnimenlinjiajiuchugoulaile，nimenbuganxiewo，haiyaodawo？zheishishenmedaoli。”
“shuoshenmeguihua，congnageshenjingbingyuanchulaide。”
linlongfennudeshuozhe，tajuedeyezixingyoubing，shuozhe，linlongjiuchaozhetazouqu，zhunbeibayezixingjidacan。
“buxiangxinwo，zijikan。”
yezixingzhijienachushouji，bofangzheshipin，shipinshang，linyanheyigenanzijiaotanzhe。
linyan：“aiyabuhaole，wogangcaikandaolinqiongyinzhuaijinquyigenanren，nizenmemeijinqua！”
xizhuangnanzi：womeilaidejia。
linyan：wohaoburongyixianhaileta，rangtashenzhibuqing，nijiubunengkuaidianma？
xizhuangnanzi：neixianzaimeibanfale，womeijinqu，tashenzhibuqingsuibianzhualeyigenanzijinqu。
shipindangzhesuoyoulinjiarendemianyibofang，dunshi，suoyourendouzhenjingzaiyuandi，qizhonglinyanzuiweizhenjing，tameixiangdaozijihexizhuangnanzideduihua，beirenluxialeshipin。
linqiongyinnaohaiwengdeyixia，yuanlaihaizijiderenshibiaojie，tayouxiejieshoubulezheigeshiqing，linqiongyindunzaidishang，shuangshouyanmiankuqizhe。
“zuochuzheizhongshiqing，zhenshigougoude，nimenshuoshuo，tabushigoushishenme。”yezixingshouqishouji。
“林艳！”
“啪！”
“啊！”
nainaiyibazhangjiudazailinyandelianshang，linyanzuichunfabai，shiqingbaolule，taneixinyehenhuang。
“meixiangdaojiazuchulenizheimeyigebailei，zhenshijiamenbuxinga！”
“woxianzaijiushouhuinisuoyoudejiazugufen，genixingshi，zhuchujiazu。”
linyantingdaonainaidehuahou，taputongyixiajiuguizaidishang，yibabitiyibaleideshuodao：“nainai，buyaoa，nianwodiyicifancuo，jiuraolewoba，wonaodaifare，wobushiren，wobushiren。”
linyanguizaidishangpapadezichouzheerguang，jiazugufenbeishou，zhuchujiazu，tayixiaziganjuetiantale。
nainaitongkudebishangyanjing，jiazuchulezheimeyigeduliu，rangtahenxintong，nainaibaibaishou，jigelinjiabaoanjiubalinyanjituozou。
“nainai，qingwangkaiyimiana，wangkaiyimiana......”
linyandeshengyinyuelaiyueyuan，tadesumingyiding。
nainaichaozhelinqiongyinzouqu，“qiongyin，shinainaicuoguainile。”tayandaileishui，mozhelinqiongyinlianshangdebazhangyin，henshixinteng。
“meishinainai，wojieshoudele。”
linqiongyinpanainaineijiu，tacaganyanlei，henainaibaozaiyiqi。
“haizi，zhenshikulenile，yihounainaiyidingjiabeiduinihao。”nainaitongxindeshuozhe，linqiongyincongxiaojiufumuyinweijiazuersi，rujinzhishengxiazheimeyigenver，nainaiduitajiushigengjiadetengai。
“那个男人呢？”
“怎么不见了？”
cishi，linjiarenfaxianyezixingbuzhidaoshenmeshihoubujianle。
......
yemuxia，diandianxingchen，yezixingzhanzaiyichukaifaqudetuduishang，kaifaquduijizhewushudetudui，haitingkaozhejiliangwajueji。
yezixingshenchendekanzhezheiyipiankaifaqu，tayanzhongdaizheyisileihua，zheishitacengjingdejia，dangchudeyejiashiduomedehuihuang，rujinquebianchenglekaifaqu，tanaohaizhizhonghuiyizhedangniandeshiqing。
daochudoushihuo，huoyanranshaozhezhenggeyejia，haiyoucanjiaosheng，wushurendoudaozaidaoxia，yiqunyouyiqundeheiyiren，nazhedadaowuqingdetulu。
dangshiyezixingqisui，tayixijidemuqindaozaixuebodangzhongdechangjing，fuqinbeisiwugerencizhong，dangshi，wulunshisijihaishibaomu，douweinengxingmian，quanbusijue。
zhenggeyejiaxuemai，zhiyouyezixinghuolexialai，dangshiyejiadeyigechaoqiangbaobiao，pinjinquanshendeliliang，baozheyezixingchongchuhuohai，yiluchaozheqingmuchengzhiwaitaowang。
lushangdezhuisha，rangyezixingjiyiyouxin，zuizhong，neibaobiaoyinweishixueguoduoercansi，houlai，tazaidashanzhineiyudaoleyigelaoren，yezixingjiubailaorenweishi，ruguobushiouyushifu，kongpayezixinghennanhuoxialai。
jiexialaiderizi，yezixingjiubeishifuyijiaojileshiniang，yijingzaishanshanggenzheshiniangxiulianershinianle，chengweiyidaitianshi，jigeshijieyejiaotafengshui，bagua，yinyang，yishu，rujintayijingdacheng，zaixiuliangejinian，jiuhuifeisheng。
shuoqizijideshiniang，yezixingneixinduoleyifenjidong，tasuiranbuzainianshao，danshifengyunyoucun，yaoshenbuzuyingyingyiwo，shengyinyehentianmei，baoyangdehenhao，jiuhaoxiangshibasuiside，shengyinyetianninide。
meiciyezixingbizheyanjingtingshiniangshuohua，doujuedetashiyigeshaonv，pifurunbaidebuxianghua，yaoshiyeyezixingshiyigenvren，yidinghaohaowenwenshiniangshizenmebaoyangde，shencaiyuncheng，jifuxuebai，shenshangdaizhechengshudeyunwei。
zheicixiashan，shishiniangrangzijixialaide，takandechulaizijixinzhongdeniezhang。
tadeniezhang，zhengshiqisuineiniandeyizhuangchouhen，rangyezixingnanyishihuai，tayizhigenggengyuhuaijiazudechourenshishei，bulequezheiyizhuangshiqing，tayibeizidouyouyihan，suoyi，tahuilaile，huidaozijidejiaxiang，diaochadangniandemiezuchourendaodishishei！
“niang，die，haierhuilai，wodejia，wohuilaile。”
yezixingziyanziyudeshuozhe，tayangtoukanxiangxingkong，liangxingqingleicongtadeyanjiaohualuo，rujingudizhongyou，shenshendecitongletadexin。
“wuwuwu......”
cishiyishengmadafadongjideshengyinxiangqi，yezixingkandaolinqiongyinkaizhechezierlai，talianmangcaganyanlei，weizhuangchuchuyifuwanshibugongdeyangzi。
linqiongyinxiache，kanzheyezixing，zijidaochuzhaota，meixiangdaozheigejiahuozaizheili。
“hei，meinv，haoqiaoa。”
yezixingxiaoyiyingyingdeduizhelinqiongyindazhezhaohu，tagangcaidebeishang，chedibeitazangzaixindi，querdaizhideshiwanshibugong。
“haoqiaonimei，wozhaodejiushini，genwozou！”
linqiongyincuimaleyezixingyikou，tazoushangqianqu，zhuaizhuyezixingdegebojiuchaozhechelisaiqu。
“ganshenme？haiyaozailaiyici？wosuiranzhangdeshuai，danshiwoyebushizheimebianyideba，bentianshibuyao。”
“jiuminga，qiangqiangminnana，jiuminga，qiangshuaigele。”
yezixingchezhesangzihouzhe，zaiyemuxia，tadesangyinhenda，yichuanjiushilaoyuan。
“niguijiaoshenme？zaibalangzhaolai。”
linqiongyintingdaoyezixingdeguihou，taetoushangpashangyimoheixian。
“genwolai！woyoushigennishuo！”
linqiongyinyinyaanyao！juedezheigejiahuotebiekehen。
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