zaiyipianaiyedexiaoshuo《xiashanjiuxiashan！》zhong，muyangtangweixiaoshiyiweixunzhaoziwoshenfenheguishugandenianqingren。muyangtangweixiaozailvtuzhongjieshilegezhonggeyangderenwu，jinglilefengfuduocaidemaoxianyutiaozhan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuheneixindetansuo，muyangtangweixiaozhujianmingbailezijideshiminghejiazhi，bingzuizhongzhaodaolezhenzhengdeguisu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanchengzhangyutansuo，dangran，zheiyiqiedoushiyinweimuyangcongxiaoxueyi，duiyurentidegedibuweiyijigongnengdouyichangdeshuxi，cainengdadaozheizhongxiaoguo。……jiangyinfaduzheduiziwodesikaohezhuiqiu。
第5章
“guanyuwomenzhijiandehunshi，wojuedewomendehaohaoshangliangyixia。youxieshiqing，woyebixutiqianhenishuoqingchu。”tangweixiaoyilianyansudeduimuyangshuo。
“hao，womeiyouwenti，nishuoba，wotingzhe。”
“diyi，womenjiehunhaishididiaoyidian，jiubuyaojubanhunlile，daoshihouwoyezhidasuanhewodeyeyezhudongshuo。”
“meiwentishimeiwenti，zhibuguo，niqitadeqinrenni？birunifumushade。”muyangyouxiehaoqidewen。
tangweixiaowomeiyoubihui，zhijiejiangtafumuzaoshiheboboshushuxiangyaozhengduojiachandeqingkuangdoujigaosulemuyang。
muyangtingwanlezhihou，yeshichenmoleyihuier，suihougengshixiangtangweixiaobiaoshi“nifangxin，suiranwomenzhishimingyishangdefuqidanshi，zhiyaowomenhaimeiyoulihun，nideneixiegeqinqizaiganlaipiqifuni，wojiurangtamenzhidaowodelihai。”
tangweixiao，ziranyeshimeiyoudangzhen，zhishiqingqingdeshuoleyiju“duoxienideguanxin。”yushibianzaicijianghuatihuiguidaohunshishangmianlai。
“wodehuahaimeiyoushuowanni，shangmiandeyaoqiuzhishidiyidian，haiyoudierdian，suiranshuowomenzhishijiabanfuqi，danshiwozheigerenyouyanzhongdeganqingjiepi，nipingshizuoshenmeshiqing，woguanbuzhe，danshinijizhulenijianjue，yidingyijikendingbukeyijiangbiedenvrendaidaozheigefangzilimianlai。yaoburannijiudaomeile！zheigenikeyizuodaolema？”
“woshimeiyourenhewentide，danshinini？nizongbukenengrangwodailvmaoziba？niyebunengheqitananrenyoubuzhengdangdeguanxininengzuodaolema？”muyangjiangtangweixiaodeyaoqiu，bujiasisuodedayinglexialai，suihouyouduitangweixiaojinxingleyigefanwen。
“dangran，niyeqingfangxin，wotangweixiaoyebushineizhong**deren，woyeyidingbuhuizuochuzheizhongshiqingde。”
“hao，nihaiyoushenmeqitadeyaoqiuma？”
“zanshijiuzheimeduole，ruguohaiyouxuyaobuchongde，wohuijishigaosunide。”
“好，没问题。”
“neijiuzheiyangshuohaole，mingtianzanmenjiuqudengji，nixianzaikeyishoushiyixia，xiuxiyixiale。”
shuyangerhuameishuo，beizhezijidexiaobubaojiuxiangtangweixiaojizijianpaidefangjianzouqu。
huidaofangjianzhihou，muyanghuixiangleleyixiajintiandejingguo，qishitajuedetangweixiaozhendehenbucuo，renyepiaoliang，xinggeyehao，zuizhongyaodeshitahaihenzunzhongziji。
ruguoshuoyaohezheigenvrenhaohaoshenghuodehua，muyangyebushishuobunengjieshou。xiangzhexiangzhe，muyangbianbishangleshuangyan。
shuolai，muyangdequeyijinghenleile，zicongjuedingxiashandeneigewanshangqidaoxianzai，muyangdoumeiyouhaohaodeshuishangyijue，rujinshenxinyedoufangsonglexialai，ziranhuishuidehenxiang。
buguo，yebuzhidaoshuileduojiu，muyangjiubeitangweixiaodeyishengjianjiaojijingxingle，muyangxinzhongyijing，lijicongchuangshangdanshexialai，xunzhetangweixiaodejianjiaosheng，lianmangganguoqu。
zhijiantangweixiaozheng“quanfuwuzhuang”denazheguochan，duozaichufangdejiaoluolimian，sesefadou，erzaotaideguolimianzeshiyouzheyituanheiqiqidebuzhidaoshishenmedongxi。
“zenmehuishi？nizaichufangyanjiushenmeshenghuawuqini？”muyangkandaolezheigechangjingziranhenkuaijiufanyingleguolaiganggangzheilishifashengleshenmeshiqing，dangjidaizheequweidefanwenzhe。
tongshixinlihaidiguzhe“zheimedaderenle，juranhaibuhuizuofan。”
tangweixiaobeimuyangdefanwenjixiuhonglelian，tongshihaiyouyisiweiqu。
“wozheibushikanniganglai，yemeiyouchishangyikourehufan，xiangzheqinzixiachujinizuoyidunfanma。kemeiyouxiangdaozuofanjuranzheimenan。”tangweixiaodaizhejifennanguodeshuo。
tingdaozheijuhuademuyangmingxianmeiyouxiangdaotangweixiaodexiangfajuranshizheiyangde，lianmangjiangzijilianshangneilvedaichaofengdebiaoqingjishouleqilai，tongshixinzhongyeshengtengqilaiyisisidegandong，yijigengduode。kuijiu
“neigesha，duibuzhua，woyebushiguyichaoxiaonide。zhibuguowohenhaoqinijirandoubuhuizuofan，shizenmezuodaohainenghuodaoxianzaide？”
tangweixiaomiansetonghongdeniuguotouqu，“nibuzhidaowaimaima？”
“waimai？neishigeshenmedongxi？”
“tubie！”tangweixiaomanmayiju，youjitajieshaoleqilaiwaimaideyisi。
tingwanlezhihou，muyangbujinfachuyiwen，“tingnizheimeyishuo，zheiwaimaidequehenfangbian，danshizheichiqilainengganjingma？”
“zheijiushidianwaimaizuidadebiduan。”
“eezheiyanga，neimewojuedezheiwaimaihaishideshaochi。”
“xingle，niyebiezaizheilichuzhele，gankuaichuqushoushishoushiziji，zheilijiujiaojiwoba！”muyangpailepaixiongkoushuodao。
“nihuizuofan？”tangweixiaoyoudianbukezhixindewen。
“nichuqudengzhejiuhao，biezaizheiliaishi。”muyangyoudianbunaifandejiangtangweixiaojiganzou。
tangweixiaozoulezhihou，muyangjiangchufangjihuanshileyiquan，faxiantangweixiaozhunbeideshicaihaizhenbushao，yushibiankaishidongqishoulai。
buhuier，yidaoyouyidaosexiangweijuquandecaiyaojiubeimuyangjiduanshanglecanzhuo。
dangmuyangjiangzuihouyidaocaiduanshangcanzhuodeshihou，tangweixiaozaojiuyijingjingyadeshuobushanghua。
“lengzheganma？chifanba。”muyangkanzheyilianzhenjingdetangweixiaochukoucuicuzhe。
“muyang，wozhenmeiyouxiangdaonijuranzheimehuizuofan。”
“neishidangran，bushiwohenichui。wosansuiqijiunengzijizuofanchile。”muyangpaizhexiongfuxiangtangweixiaolvedaijiaoaodebiaoshi。
“qie，chuiniu。”tangweixiaomingxianbuxiangxin，xiaoshengdediguleyiju。suihoujiaqiyikuairoufangruzuizhong，henkuaixiangqisiyideroujiushitangweixiaodeyanjingzhengda。
“haochi！”tangweixiaojidongdebiaoshi，yushibianquanshenxindetourudaoganfandangzhong。
yixiangfanliangbudadetangweixiaolengshimenshengchilesanwandamifan。suihoubianyongshoufumozheweiweichengqidexiaofu，yilianmanzudekanzhe，zhankuanggengweijiliedemuyang。
muyangcishi，zhijiejiangwanduanzaishoushang，jiangfanshijingwangzuilibala，jiantangweixiaoyijingjieshule，muyanggengshicongchufanglimiannachulaiyigeyonglaishengtangdexiaopen，jiangguozhongshengyudemifanquanbudoujidaojinqu，youbashengyudecaiquanbuyedoujidaojinqu，kaishipinmingdebala。
tangweixiaojianmuyangchiderucitongkuaihelangbei，bujinjuedeyoudianhaoxiao。kaikoushuoleyiju“nizhennengchi。”
“wozheishibulangfeiliangshi。”muyangyizhengyancideshuo。
buyihuier，muyangjiujieshulezijidezhandou，xinmanyizudedaleyigebaoge。
“shuang！jiushiyoudianmeichibao，wojuedezanmenkeyihuanyigedayidiandedianfanguo。”muyangbiaoshi。
tangweixiaoyijingdaizhule，tongshiyemingbaile，xinjiahuodefanliangzhendeshidadejingren。
suihoukaikoudao“xingle，jintianniyetingxinkudele，niquxiuxiba，shengyudejiaojiwo。”
yushibianzheshoushoushicanjuhecanzhuo。
muyangyeshilaolaoshishidehuidaolezijidefangjianjixushuidajue。
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