doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《xiashanlvxinghunyue，woquebandaobeibierenjiezou》shizuozhe“huazhitao ”chengyichupindeyibuzuopin，cezhongjiangshulezhurengongxiaochenqiaoxueningzhijiandeaiqinggushi，qiangqiangduipengdejuqingshushixijing，gaishuwei：tuikaibingfangdemenzhihou，xiaochenbianbamuguangtouxiangbingchuangshangqisejichadelaozhe，kanyangziyinggaijiushilulingxindeyeyelubingyanle。zhishikanleliangyan……
“zheishishiwankuai，jiudangshizuowanduinidebuchangle!”
xiaochentangzaijiudiandebaisedachuangshang，zhidaoyiluozhanxindechaopiaozazaitalianshangdeshihou，tazheicairenqingyigecankudeshishi。
自己被捡尸了!
“mei……meinv，zheibuheshiba?”
xiaochenwangxiangchuangbianchuanyifudeneigebolangfajuemeinvren，xinqingshuobushanglaidefuza。
cike，zheigejuemeinvrendebaisechenyiganghaokouleyiban，luchulimiandeheiseleisineiyi，yijineijihubaoguobuzhudefengman。
erbaisechuangdanshangdeneimoyanhongzhengmingzhezheinvrenqishishidiyici。
“zheishinixinkulaodonghuanlaidebaochou，youshenmebuheshide!”
nvrenyuqibingleng，danshiyandideneimohuangluanquechumaileta。
劳动报酬?
wocao，chenglideqianzheimehaozhuandema?
萧尘惊了!
laotouzibushishuoxialeshanzhengqianhennanma?
zuowansuiranleiledian，danshi……shufua!
yitianshiwan，yigeyuesanbaiwan，yinianjiushisanqianduowan……
嘶……
xiaochenmengdedaoxilekouliangqi。
laotouzishuodengtazhuangouleyigeyijiuxiashangentalaixiangfu，anzhaozheigezhengqiansudu，budaosannianjiunengwanchengmubiaolea，ruguomeitianwanshangzijiduoxinkujicini?
qibushimingniandejintian，jiunengbalaotouzijiexiashanlaile?
xiaochenxinzhongjidong，kanxiangnvrendemuguangyebiandehuoreleqilai。
“wojinggaoni，jiranshouleqian，jiulaolaoshishidebajintiandeshilanzaiduzili，ruguoganluanwangwaishuo，wojueduibuhuifangguonide!”
zheishihounvrenyijingchuanhaoleyifu，ehenhendekanzhexiaochenshuodao。
“ngng，wodongguijude!”
xiaochenxiaojizhuomibandediandiantou。
“heng，ruguobushijialifeiyaobizhewodaitiwojiequpeineigerenzha，wocaibuhuizheimebianyini!”
jianxiaochentaiduzheimehao，nvrendeshenseyehuanhelexialai，duqisidelenghengdao。
shuowannvrenjiutizhebaoyiqueyiguaidedakaifangmen。
“美女，等一下!”
zhengzhunbeilikaishi，turanbeixiaochenjiaozhu。
“干什么?”
nvrenfuzheqiangjiao，huitoukanzhechuangshangxiaochenshuaiqidemiankong，youxiebujie。
“neisha，womenkeyizailaiyicide，zheiciwojinidawuzhe，zhishouniwuwan……”
xiaochentaiduchengkendeshuodao。
“滚!”
xiangqizuowandefengkuang，nvrenqiaolianyihong，mengdeshuaimenerqu。
xiaochengangaderouroubizi，dawuzhedoubuyao，shenmerenazheishi!
xinlidiguleliangju，xiaochenshenglonghuohudecongchuangshangtiaoxialai，jintianhaiyouhenzhongyaodeshiqingdengzhetaquzuo。
xishuwanbihou，xiaochencongshepidailizhaochuyiyehunshu，fengmianshangdizhixiezhe：bihuwan67haoqiaojiabieshu。
shinianqian，qiaojialaoyeziqiaowenxingzhongbingbuqi，beilaotouziyijiuminghaihunzhencongguimenguanlalehuilai，houlailiangrenbiandingxiazheizhuanghunyue。
nanfangxiaochen，nvfangzeshiqiaojiadeqianjindaxiaojieqiaoxuening，jushuoshigejuesedameiren。
xiaochenzheicixiashanbianshiweilequqiaojialvxinghunyue。
“shijianbuzaole，kebunengrangwolaopojiudengle!”
jixialedizhizhihou，xiaochenjianghunshusaijinbaolijiuchulejiudian，ranhoushanglegechuzuche。
……
“zheimeqipai，youqianrenjiushibuyiyang!”
sishiduofenzhonghou，bihuwanbieshuqundedamenwai，xiaochenkanzheyanqianhaohuayangqidedamen，renbuzhugankai。
“aiaiai，jianpolanqubiededifang，zheidifangkebushininenglaide!”
xiaochengangzhunbeijiegeshoujijiqiaojiarendadianhua，baoanshilidewaimaozibaoanjiudiaozheyanchulaichongxiaochenzhishouhuajiao。
捡破烂的?
xiaochenlianyihei，buguohaishijichugexiaolian：“neige，woshilaizhaorende，dageninengbunengrangwoyongnishoujidagedianhua?”
“gundan，nizheizhongliyou，wokeshitingguohenduocile!niyaoshinengzaizheilimianyourenshideren，hainengchuanzheitubaoziyang?”
baoanmeihaoqideduileyiju，mamalieliedezuanjinbaoanshibuchulaile。
xiaochenqilele，buguotaxianzaiyelandegenyibaoanjijiao。
jiuzaizheishi，yiliangheisedebaomax5huanhuanshileguolai，zaijinmentaigandeshihou，baomax5limianderenyaoxialechechuang，luchulimianyizhangjuemeidemiankong。
雾草，怎么是她?
kandaozheizhangcelianzhihou，xiaochenzhijielengle。
zheibushijinnianzaoshangdeshiwanxiaofupoma?
meixiangdaonengzaizheilipengjianta，ganghaowenyixiatabihuwan67haozainachuweizhi。
“wei，meinv，youjianmianle，haoqiaoa!”
xiaochenlianmangcoushangqu，luchuyigecanlandexiaorong。
erchelidemeinvquezhaixiamojing，zhouzhemeitoudalianglexiaochenjiyan，suihoulenglengkaikou：“dashanquzhaobierenqu，fouze，wobaojinggaonishualiumangle!”
“???”
xiaochenrenshale，nvrenguoranwuqinga，tishangkuzijiuburenrenle!
这会儿有多高冷，
zuotianqiuraodeshihoujiuyouduobeiwei!
真特么反差啊!
“松手!”
menkoudeganzitaiqilaizhihou，cheneidemeinvlenglengdediuxiayijuhuazhihou，jiuhuanhuancaixiayoumenjinqule。
“wocao，nizhuangburenshiyejiusuanle，haodaigaosuwobihuwan67haoqiaojiabieshuzainaera?”
xiaochenxiaopaozhewangqianzhuileliangbu，shengyinzhejidehandao。
buzhejibuxinga，zaizheilipengdaogerenshiderenneiketaiburongyile!
“xiongdi，nidashanyebukankanzheishishenmedifang，nishishenmeshenfen?renjiashishashenfen?nengbeinidashanchenggong?laihamachitianerou，silezheitiaoxinba!”
yipangdedebaoantouguochuanghumanlianchixiaohejifengdekanzhexiaochen。
keshihuayingangluo，gangjinxiaoqumenkoudebaomax5turandaolehuilai。
zheici，baomax5zhijietingzaixiaochendegenqian，ranhoukaichedemeinvzaiciyaoxiachechuang，zhouzhemeitoukanzhexiaochen：“nijiaoshenme?”
“萧尘啊!”
zheigeshihou，xiaochenyefaxianle，zheigepiaoliangnvrensuiranliandanhezaoshangdeshiwanxiaofupozhangdehenxiang，danqueshibushiyigeren。
xiaofuposhibolangjuan，erzheigenvrentoufaquepiaoyitingzhi，haiyoujiushixiongqiandexinghao，ng……xiaofupodesihugengbuhaozhangkongyixie。
danshi，zheitemeyetaixiangleba!
“上车吧!”
tingdaoxiaochendemingzizhihou，chelidenvrenhurantanlekouqi，dengdaoxiaochenshangchezhihou，yicaiyoumenjichierqu。
wangzhebaomax5xiaoshizaishiyezhongdecheweideng，baoanshilidebaoancongcongdepaolechulai，yifujianleguidemoyang.
“这也能行?”
temiaode，laoziyebuxiangnulile!
……
乔家别墅，客厅内。
yijingqishiduosuideqiaowenxingzuozaishafashang，xiaoyinyindekanzhezuozaiduimiandexiaochen。
zaiqiaowenxingdeshenbianzuozhede，jiushigangcaikaibaomax5degaolengmeinv。
xiaochenzenmeyemeixiangdao，zheigemenkouyudaodegaolengmeinvjingranjiushihezijidingxiahunyuedeqiaojiadaxiaojie，qiaoxuening。
erzaiqiaoxueningdeshenbian，zuozhedelingyiduizhongnianfufu，zeshitadefumu，qiaozhenhaihebailiping。
xiaochencikedemuguangbianjinjindeluozaiqiaozhenhailianshang。
“hehe，xiaochena，lushangxinkule，nishifutahaihaoba!”
qiaowenxingjianxiaochenzheifumoyang，yiweishitachulaizhadaoyouxiejinzhang，yushibianhaoxindelvxiankaikoutiaoqihuatou。
“woshifutahenhao，zaihuogewuliushinianbushiwenti，keshi……”
xiaochenhuidaleqiaowenxingdehuazhihou，muguangjiuzaicikanxiangqiaozhenhai。
zaiqiaozhenhaidemeigongchu，chengxianchurutongtaijiyiyangdeanhuise。
meigongfaan，nanhuosantian。
zheishijijiangbaobicusidezhengzhao。
suoyi，chiyilexiahou，xiaochenlianserenzhendekaikoudao：“shushukongpahuobuguosantianle……”
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