danyongde《xing！shenmejianzhinidouganjieshiba？》zheibenshukeweiyongxinliangku，neironghenxiyinren，renwumiaoxiejingzhi，gaochaodieqi，rangrenliulianwangfan，fangchenchengyutongshigaishudezhujiao。zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“jiranshichengedepengyou，womenziranbuhuizulan!”“ng?”zheiyimuzhijierangchengyutongkanshaleyan，buzhishitajiulianqitagongzuorenyuanhaiyoukanzhibodeguanzhongdouyou……
zheigeguangtoudahanyiliandechanmei，duifangchenhenshigongjing，jixushuodao：
“chenge，nizheilianggeyuedoumeiyoulailexiongdimendouhenxiangnia。”
pingchangfangchenmeigeyigexingqidouhuilaizheiliyitang，shujiajiumeilaiguole。
“duile，chengeniganjinjinquba。”guangtoudahanshuoleyidui，zuihouhaoxiangshixiangqilezhengshi，gongjingdejiangmendakai。
zheigejianzhulimiandekongjianhenshihuian，gezhongyansededengguangshanshuozhe。
“zheishi……jiubama?”
chengyutongxinzhongyousuocaice，tongshixinzhongyesongleyikouqi，jiumuqianlaikan，laijiubaneifangchenzheigejianzhiyinggaishihefade!
zaijiubahoumenyudaodedoushijiubadegongzuorenyuan，peijiude，fuwuyuan，changgede，kanshoude。
fangchenqingcheshuludechaozheyigefangxiangzouqu，duizheilimiandebujuleruzhizhang。
“chenge，haojiubujian。”
“chenge?lianggeyuemeijianle!”
“尘哥?”
lushangtamenyudaolehenduoren，youpeijiudenvzi，yeyouchanggedeyeyoufuwuyuan，danshiwuyiliwai，zairenchufangchendeshenfenyihou，quandouyifugongjingdeyangzi!
“zheijiahuo，daodi……”zheiyimukandechengyutongzheixiegongzuorenyuandoubuzhigairuheshihao，jiubayulonghunza，zheixiepeijiunvhaiyouzhuchanggeshoushenmede。
yigelianggeyejiusuanle，yexushiliangrenshuxi，danshibaokuomenkoudedahanzainei，zheigejiubasihusuoyoudegongzuorenyuandourenshifangchen!
erqiecongtamendetaidushangkan，duifangchenjiushiyifugonggongjingjing，fazineixindechongbai!
fangchenmianbugaisedegenzhongrenyiyidazhezhaohu
“等等，你们是!”
huran，【jiyangqingchun】degongzuorenyuanbeilianggedahanlanzaiqianfang，qizhongyirenbuhuaihaoyidewendao。
“womenshi【jiyangqingchun】lanmudegongzuorenyuan，zhengzai……”
chengyutongchangshijieshi，danquebeiduifangbaishou。
“womenbuguannimenshenmejiemu，jiusuanshizhongyangdianshitailaileyebuxing，womenzheiyoumingquedeguiding，bunengpaizhao!”qizhongyigerenhenshizixindeshuodao，nengzaishizhongxinkaiguimorucidadejiuba，laobanbeihoukendingyebujiandan。
“zheige……”yishijian，chengyutongtamenyefanlenan，douzhunbeilikaizheili，quwaimiandengzhefangchenle。
hunandejiubanei，fangchenzhuyidaoleshenhoudedongjing，yushizouleguoqu，wendao：“fashengleshenme?”
lianggedahankandaofangchenhou，limahuanleyifuzuilian，chongbaidedao：
“chenge，shizheiyangde，womenjiubabuyunxupaizhao……”
tingwanfangchendianlediantou，suihoukaikoushuodao：“zheijiweishiwodepengyou，zheicigenzhewolaide，jueduibuluanpai。”
benlaichengyutongtamenxinzhongdoububaoshenmexiwangle，jiranzheiliangrengangcaidoushuojishishizhongyangdianshitailailedoubuxing。
neijinjinpingzhefangchenzheigelaizheilijianzhiderenyijuhuajiunengrangtamenliuxia?
kaishenmewanxiao，fangchenyaoshiyouneimedadenengli，haiyongzaizheilijianzhi?
kezheilianggedahantingdaoshichengyutongtamenshifangchendepengyouyihou，taidulikegongjingqilai，yigerenqiangxianshuodao：
“jiranshichengedepengyou，womenziranbuhuizulan!”
“ng?”zheiyimuzhijierangchengyutongkanshaleyan，buzhishitajiulianqitagongzuorenyuanhaiyoukanzhibodeguanzhongdouyouxiegandaobukezhixin!
“zheigefangchen，daodishishenmelaili?”
yishunjian，zheigewentichenglesuoyourenxinzhongdeyinying!
jianjiandandandeyijuhua，juranbizhongyangdianshitaihaihaoshi?
erqiecongjinlaidaoxianzai，pengdaoderenheyigerenduitadetaidudoushigongjingdaolejizhi，shizhenzhengdefazineixindegongjing!
henkuai，fangchendakaiyidaoanmen，zoulejinqu。
zheilixiangbiyuwaimianhunandehuanjing，jiuxiandeyouxiezhengchangdeduo，kongjianbuxiao，dankandaolimiandeyimu，chengyutongchadianmeiyoubixuepenyongchulai!
zhijianyigegejiroubaopengdedahan，zaizheilihuoshizaijianshen，huozhezaiduijue。
tamenneigaogaolongqidejirou，rangshineidoumimanzheheermengdeqixi!
genzheixierenyixiangbi，fangchendetixingjiuwanquanxiangshiyigexiaopengyouyiyang。
“尘哥!”
fangchenyijinmen，jiuxiyinlailesuoyourendezhuyili，zhongrenfenfenfangxiashoulidehuo，zouleshanglai。
yishijian，shijigedahanqishuashuadejiangfangchenweizhu，erqietamenlianshanghaidouduijizhexiaorong，【jiyangqingchun】degongzuorenyuanquandouanziyanleyikoukoushui，zheichangmian，shizaiyoudianrangrenchanshengwuhui!
“好久不见!”
fangchendandandedaleyishengzhaohu，suihouqingcheshuludezoudaoyibian，jiangzijidebeibaofangxia，suihouyouwendao：
“jintiangainalianggerenle?”
“我”
“还有我”
dangjijiuyouliangren，congrenqunzhongzoulechulai，xingfendeshuodao。
shineikongjianhenda，zheiliangrenzhanzaizhongjian，qiyurenzijuedechaosizhoutuiqu，jitamentengchuyidapiankongdi。
fangchenfangwandongxi，yezouleguoqu：“nimenxianlianyilian，wokanyixia。”
“zheixiedahandoushizheijiajiubadequanjishou，fangchendejianzhishilaijiaodaotamende?”
jinghaiweiyuhuaxiabianjing，pangbianjiushijinsanjiao，suoyiminfengbiaohan，qiyujiubadoushihejiutiaowu。
danzheilidejiuba，yazhouxidoushiquanquandaoroudebojidengdeng!
“nimenbiekanchengeshencaibuxian，dantadejiroukeshiwanmeidaolejizhi!”
chengyutongpangbian，gangcaizaiwaimianlanzhutamendelianggenanziqizhongyigezhudongkaikoujieshidao，shuowanhailiangleliangzijineigaogaolongqidejirou。
“meicuo，chengedejiroucaishiwojianguozuiwanmeide，neishentixiantiao，zeze，jianzhijuele!”
lingwaiyigerenzashe，duifangchenhenshizantan。
tingzhetamendehuarangchengyutongzheixiegongzuorenyuan，haiyouzhibojianshangbaiwandeguanzhonggengjiahaoqile。
cike，zhengzhixiaji，fangchenshenshangchuandeshiyijianbaisedetixu。
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lingwaiyirenmeiyouyingpeng，ershixuanzelebuduandeduoshan，zuihouzhaozhunjihui，yijiaochuaichu。
“好!”
taixiadezheixiedahanfenfenguzhang，dashengjiaohao。
“停!”
fangchenjiaotingletamen，“tagangcaiyoushouchuquandeshihou，nijiubuyinggaiduo，ershishunshikazhutadeshou……”
suihou，liangrenjixu，fangchenzaiyipangbuduandezhidiantamendecuowu，taixiaderenyezaijujinghuishendetingzhe。
shibushidediantou，ganjuehuangrandawu。
“duoxiechenge，jingguonidezhidian，woganjuewotishenglebushao!”
jieshuyihou，lianggenanzicazhezijishenshangdehan，fazineixindeganxiefangchen。
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