zaixiaoshimeiyibazhangpaisilezongmenbaiyueguangzhong，yuxiaoxiaochuhuaiminshiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。yanzhizhitongguoqiaomiaodexushujiangyuxiaoxiaochuhuaimindemaoxiangushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。yuxiaoxiaochuhuaiminzailvtuzhongyudaolegezhonggeyangdetiaozhanyukunjing，danyuxiaoxiaochuhuaiminshizhongbaochizheleguandetaiduheyongwangzhiqiandejingshen。shangpu，meishi，dianyingyuan，youlechang，renaofeifan，chidewande，yingyoujinyou！zheirenlairenwang，buguannannvlaoshao，doushixiandairendechuanda！“a——”yu……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindehuanlehegandong。
danmujunjixufayuyin，“weishizaoyigg，weilejianweilaidetutu，pinjinquanliliuxiayilvcanpo，fengyinyufazhenzhizhong。”
“weishizhishengxiazuihouyisisilinglile，nanyihuachengrenxing，jiuhuachenggedanmukuang，zheiyanghainengjieshengdianlingli，duogennishuojijuhua……”
danmujunhuranshanqingleqilai，shenqinghuhuanzheta，“tutu～etutu～！kuayueshikongdeshitu，chujian，jingchengyongbie……”
shengsilibiedeqifen，shunjianjiulaqileyuxiaoxiaoxinzhongbeishangdeqingxu……
“shifu，woshihenrenzhendizainanguo，ninengbunengbuyaofangbgm……”
erqie，bgmhaishineizhongzhuanmenpeihegaoxiaoduanzidejiewei，erhuliangliangdexuanlv……
gaodetakuyebushi，xiaoyebushi……
xuancaidanmukuanglijidanchuleyipaiguzhangdebiaoqingbao，zaifayuyintiao，“qinaidetutu！weishizheijiubazichuangde‘tianxiadiyiwudigongfa’chuanshouyuni！”
“ngng！”yuxiaoxiaojidongdezuanzhexiaoquantou，diantourudaosuan！
suihou，yibenmijijiuchuxianzailetademianqian，mingjiao：《xianyutangpingdafa》……
yuxiaoxiaozhijuedeyizhenzhixigan，ruchaoshuiyibanjiangtayanmeile……
taganjinmengqiarenzhong，zijiu……
“hahaha！meixiangdaoba！”
“zenmeyang？haobuhaowan？shibushiyouzhongfancha
cike，tameiyouyanji，quanshiganqing，shiwang……
“shifu，shibuxiangman，woshinazhejubenchuanyuede。wozhidaosangeyuehou，nvzhuxiangnongsiwo。suoyiwobixudezhuajinxiulian，zhishaoyaodadaozhujijiupin！”
“shifu，duibuqi。‘tangpingdafa’suihao，danshiwomeibanfajichengfayangguangda。”
“woyaochumengjingle，biezaihaofeilingligenwofayuyinle。ninbalinglicunzhe，dengdaixiayitiaoyuniyouyuandexianyu。”
ranhou，tajiukaishibimudazuo，zuodengbeishizuntichumengjing。
keshi，meixiangdaodanmujunyexianrulechensi……
banshangmeiyoudongjing，yuxiaoxiaozhengkaileyizhiyanpi，xiaoxinyiyidewen：“shifu，ni……silema？”
ebu，shizunzaojiusile……xianzaijiushiyitiaohaimeisitoudexianyu。
xiayimiao，chenmodedanmujunturanjiudanchuleyitiaoyuyin，“hahaha！woyijingsanfenzhongmeiyoushuohuale，zenmeyang，xihuanwozheiyangchenmoguayandedameinvma？”
虞小小：“……”
shizunshiyoudianshenjingzhizaishenshangde……
“weishiganggangzaijinizhaoyigehenlihaidexiulianfabao！bidingrangnisangeyueneitupozhujijiupin！hainengrangnideshiliyuejinvejindan！”
yuxiaoxiaodaweizhenjing，“shifu，nibushixiuliande‘xianyutangpingdafa’ma？xianyubushizhihuibailanma？”
danmujunyoufaleyitiaopoweiaojiaodeyuyin，“ngheng？sheigennishuoxianyubunengdade？”
“tangpingshixiuliancaishizuiniupidexiulian！”
“xiangdangnian，weishikeshizhenggejiuhuazongdezuinengdadekangbazi！”
yuxiaoxiaorenzhenlian：“shifunizheimelihai，neinishizenmebeidaside？”
danmujungangakoujiao，“keke……weishilinglibuduole，weileshengliu，jiubuyuyinle。wojinnidenaozili，guanjianshike，wenzidanmujiaoxue。”
“weishihaihuibaoliuyifenlingli，fengyinzainidemeixin，weinidangyicisijie……”
弹幕君秃然下线！
zheishiyuxiaoxiaotingdaoshizunshuodezuihouyijuyuyin。
tadexindibeiyizhennuanliuyanmei，“shifu……”
raner，ganxiedehuayuhaimeishuochukou，huran，mengjingkaishijisutansuo，zhouweidekongjiandoukaishiniuqubianxing……
“huala！”yisheng，yipenlengshuipodaoletadelianshang！
erpanchuanlaideshijigejiaolvdenansheng……
“xiaoshimei！kuaixingxing，kuaixingxing！”
“xiaoshimei，nizheishizaizuomeng？haishizaishifaa！”
“xiaotudouaxiaotudou……nikere**fanla，nizhidaome！”
xuziqiandewenroudeshengyinxiangqi，“shixiong，nimenzheimewenroushihanbuxingtade，womenbatatuochuqu，nonggetong……”
“泡冷水？”
“sanshixiong，niyetaibudonglianxiangxiyule！nvhaizizheimejiaoruo，paohuailekezenmeban？ganghaowodechuwudailiyouyiwohuodefeilian，siwushizhidaojintongli，jixiaoshimeipaogefeilianzuyu。”
“nvhaizima，zuipazheizhongkeaidexiaochongzile，takendingmashangjiunengqingxingguolaile……”
**……
yuxiaoxiaojiangxingweixingdeshihou，mimihuhutingdaozheili，hedeyigejiling！
talijiqingxingleguolai，mengdizhengkaileyanjing，“woxingle！”
“aiya！xiaoshimeixingleni。”
yuxiaoxiaoyizhengkaiyanjiukandaoxuziqianneirenchuwuhaidewawalian，hedelijitiaoqihoutuisanzhangyuan，“ninini！daodishibushirenlei？！zenmehuisuishenxiedaiyiwohuodezhanglang？！”
juranhaixiangyongzhanglangjitapaojiao？！
wushixiongzhendetaikepale，zheigeshijieshangzenmehuiyouzheimesunderenni！
xuziqianzhabalexiayanjing，“yinweiwoxihuanyangxiaodongwua。wozhuliandanyao，xuyaogezhongxiaodongwuruyao。”
sanrenmengbi，dajiadouxinjingdanzhandekanzhexuziqian。
zhaoxiaocheng：“wushidi，nilianshenmedana，xuyaoyonghuachong？”
xuziqianxiaomimidefanwen：“sanshixiongnixiangzhidaoma？caicaikanma！”
zhaoxiaochengdejibeifaliang，“e……wocaiwobuxiangzhidao。”
chuhuaiminyixinzhiguanxinxiaoshimei，bugenneilianggeerhuowan。
tashifenjinzhangdewen：“xiaoshimei，niganggangshijinrumengjinglaiba？fashengleshenmeshiqing？”
yuxiaoxiaogangadexiaolexia，“ng，zheigema，jieshiqilaixiangdangdemafan……”
tazongbunengshuokandaolezijideshizun，tashigedanmukuangba。
haiyouneibukaopudetangpingdafa，yebuzhinengbunengdaifeitaxiulian。
zaiyuxiaoxiaozijidouhaihenmengbideqingkuangxia，tajuedingbaochixiandidiao。
buyaoxuanyangzijidededaodejiyuan，yimianpingbaizhaolaixiaorenjidu，shenzhishizhaolaihenghuo。
bijingtaxianzaihaihenbugouqiangda。
yushi，yuxiaoxiaohendidiaodeshuo：“wodagaigenjiuzhanglaomeiyouyuanfen，ganggangturanrumeng，danshijiukandaolebaimengmengdeyipian，shenmedoumeijiandao，yeshenmedoumeiyoufasheng。”
“zenmekenengshenmedoumeifasheng？”
zhaoxiaochengzhilezhiyuxiaoxiaodetouding，muguangjingkong，yuqiyousenheren，“xiaoshimei，nizhibuzhidaonitoudingshangyoushenmea！”
taganjinshenshoumolemozijidetouding，jiujieguoshenmedoumeimodao……
呼……吓死了。
yuxiaoxiaohaiyiweishifugentaezuoju，zaitatoushangfangleyituo‘lanyangyang’ni……
“xiaoshimei，nitaitoukankan……”
yuxiaoxiaoyihuodetaitouyikan，zhijianyigehuibuliuqiudeanhuanglvsezhuzi，zhengxuanfuzaitadetoudingshang……
咦……有点眼熟？
fangfoshineitian，taiyixianzunnazaishouli，weitaxiufulinggendeneikebaozhu！
“azhei！zheibushizhangmenshizunzhangxindeneikebaozhuma？zenmehuiguazaiwotoushanga！”
chuhuaiminyansudeshuo：“zheishitulingzhu。ganggangnihunmideshihou，tajiuturanfeilai，bingqiexuanzainidetoudingshang。”
xuziqianyijujiudaodaoleyaohai，“aiya，xiaoshimei，niyaoshijieshibuqingchudehua，neizuimingkejiushidale……biru，toudaozhenpaizhibao！”
tayehenwuyu，tabingbuzhidaozhenxiang，xiajibajieshibuqingchudehua，zhinengyuemiaoyuehei……
erqie，zhihuizhongfuyijuzijishiyuanwangde，piyongmeiyou。
“woyoushenmehaojieshide？”yuxiaoxiaoliangshouyitan，zitaiyouyaqielaipi，xiayijuhua，yuchujingren……
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